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(Business Insider)   Apple's Paris store robbed of $1.3 million in goods on New Year's Eve. In other news, a Microsoft store was broken into on New Year's Day and $90,000 worth of merchandise was angrily returned   (businessinsider.com) divider line 23
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2013-01-02 10:51:51 AM
So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?
 
2013-01-02 11:18:44 AM
Given time, they will eventually surrender themselves.
 
2013-01-02 11:24:45 AM

Fabric_Man: So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?


Tired joke is tired.
 
2013-01-02 11:38:14 AM

airsupport: Given time, they will eventually surrender themselves.


Or conquer the almost the entire of Europe but then mistakenly try to invade Russia during the winter.
 
2013-01-02 11:49:14 AM
Only $1.3 million? What were they driving their mom's Prius or something?
 
2013-01-02 11:55:24 AM

stuhayes2010: Fabric_Man: So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?

Tired joke is tired.


If you don't like jokes, this thread will NOT be for you.
 
2013-01-02 12:15:23 PM

stuhayes2010: Fabric_Man: So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?

Tired joke is tired.


Huh? Whut?

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2013-01-02 12:21:14 PM
I use PCs, mainly because I use software that runs exclusively on PCs, but it is clear to see just by looking at their stores who is ripping whom off. Apple stores were first and were instantly popular. MSFT stores came around later and were clearly modeled after Apple stores. Same look and feel. The icing on the cake, at least for the MSFT store I went into, was almost all of the PCs on display were Samsungs.
 
2013-01-02 12:54:44 PM

jso2897: stuhayes2010: Fabric_Man: So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?

Tired joke is tired.

If you don't like jokes, this thread will NOT be for you.


So where are the jokes?

/laughed at headline
//not so much the thread
 
2013-01-02 12:57:39 PM

ajgeek: Only $1.3 million? What were they driving their mom's Prius or something?


It was Europe, so they were probably on a scooter.
 
2013-01-02 01:02:21 PM
Good one, subs.
 
2013-01-02 01:23:04 PM
Wouldn't Apple just block everything from connecting to the App Store and remotely brick the iPhones and iPads?
 
2013-01-02 02:14:51 PM
Well to be fair that's 1.3 million in Apple dollars. So in a legit market that would be like $200,000. You know, a market where hipsters don't overpay for anything that is all white or all aluminum...
 
2013-01-02 03:04:59 PM

gingerjet: jso2897: stuhayes2010: Fabric_Man: So they took five of those new iPhone connecters?

Tired joke is tired.

If you don't like jokes, this thread will NOT be for you.

So where are the jokes?

/laughed at headline
//not so much the thread


Hey. I didn't say the jokes would be funny, did I?
 
2013-01-02 03:45:52 PM
Thatzalotta Itunes to download.
 
2013-01-02 04:59:17 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Wouldn't Apple just block everything from connecting to the App Store and remotely brick the iPhones and iPads?


Also, iPhones will also announce their location.

I think Europe doesn't have phone locking like in the US. So, at least they can sell it to people to use their own SIM cards.
 
2013-01-02 05:34:48 PM

mjohnson71: [iProduct.jpg]


You can tell that this "funny ad parody" is almost a decade old because when was the last time an Apple ad had more than 10 words in it?
 
2013-01-02 05:57:36 PM
"Microsoft store was broken into on New Year's Day and $90,000 worth of merchandise was angrily returned "

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS7z3Ud2DZY
 
2013-01-02 05:59:09 PM

poot_rootbeer: mjohnson71: [iProduct.jpg]

You can tell that this "funny ad parody" is almost a decade old because when was the last time an Apple ad had more than 10 words in it?


Since most of the anti-Apple propaganda posted by losers dates back to the 1990s, they actually think that ad is new and fresh.
 
2013-01-02 09:43:13 PM
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau is on the case.
 
2013-01-02 10:37:24 PM
The only people who are going to be screwed by this are the poor saps who think they are getting an awesome deal on whatever the French equivalent of Craigslist is. Apple knows all of the serial numbers and will be able to at the very least prevent any of them from connecting to the app store or installing updates. I guess Apple's insurance deductible might increase by some tiny amount.
 
2013-01-03 06:39:44 AM

bingethinker: poot_rootbeer: mjohnson71: [iProduct.jpg]

You can tell that this "funny ad parody" is almost a decade old because when was the last time an Apple ad had more than 10 words in it?

Since most of the anti-Apple propaganda posted by losers dates back to the 1990s, they actually think that ad is new and fresh.


Well, it still gets a rise out of you, doesn't it?
 
2013-01-03 03:03:38 PM

bingethinker: poot_rootbeer: mjohnson71: [iProduct.jpg]

You can tell that this "funny ad parody" is almost a decade old because when was the last time an Apple ad had more than 10 words in it?

Since most of the anti-Apple propaganda posted by losers dates back to the 1990s, they actually think that ad is new and fresh.


It's only propaganda when someone else other than Apple does it.

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