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2013-01-02 04:45:45 AM  
No proven stunts needed. Jackie Chan is the man. I adore him.
 
2013-01-02 08:18:42 AM  

dointhedew: No proven stunts needed. Jackie Chan is the man. I adore him.


The dude still does his own stunts, for that, I applaud him
 
2013-01-02 08:34:57 AM  
Does it include where he dressed up as Chun Li for City Hunter?

www.spritevibe.com
 
2013-01-02 09:55:00 AM  
No Jackie Chan movie is complete without a "gag" reel at the end. And by "gag" I mean "EMS shows up and carts his busted ass off to the hospital." Fearless and he's paid the price for it!
 
2013-01-02 10:03:09 AM  
You should be.
 
2013-01-02 10:07:22 AM  
I just realized that the Honey Badger narration would work perfectly for Jackie Chan.
 
2013-01-02 10:20:38 AM  
The new karate kid movie may have been ruined by will smiths kid but Jackie Chan was pretty damn good in it.
 
2013-01-02 10:21:21 AM  
When he jumped ont hat hovercraft his foot was in a cast.

That man is a badass.
 
2013-01-02 10:25:10 AM  
Ok, now name the top 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.
 
2013-01-02 10:38:22 AM  
I've always been a fan of Buster Keaton. Then to find out he broke his neck

" During the railroad water-tank scene in Sherlock Jr., Keaton broke his neck when a torrent of water fell on him from a water tower, but he did not realize it until years afterward."

From what I've read, he got up and finished the scene.
 
2013-01-02 10:51:07 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Ok, now name the top 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-01-02 11:30:12 AM  

indarwinsshadow: I've always been a fan of Buster Keaton. Then to find out he broke his neck

" During the railroad water-tank scene in Sherlock Jr., Keaton broke his neck when a torrent of water fell on him from a water tower, but he did not realize it until years afterward."
From what I've read, he got up and finished the scene.


Harold Lloyd mangled his hand when a "fake" bomb detonated in his hand.
 
2013-01-02 11:36:17 AM  
Back in the day, jackie Chan was the shiat, followed closely by Jackie Chan's stunt crew
 
2013-01-02 11:39:43 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Ok, now name the top 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


pictat.com
 
2013-01-02 11:49:01 AM  
I don't think Jackie Chan laughs at the grim reaper, I think he gave the grim reaper an atomic wedgie and stuffed him in a locker.
 
2013-01-02 11:56:06 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Ok, now name the top 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


I'll start:
Dog Poo
Chuck Norris.

Because Norris is below Dog Poo.
 
2013-01-02 12:01:40 PM  
His naked fight scene in 'Accidental Spy' is fall off the couch funny. You may want to sit on the floor, it will hurt less.
 
2013-01-02 12:23:08 PM  
The angry nintendo nerd now has Kung Fu movie top ten lists? It suck and farks, it fark and sucks, its a piece of shiat, and I don't like it.
 
2013-01-02 01:01:57 PM  
Isn't it in Supercop where he jumps a dirtbike onto a MOVING farking TRAIN?

Also, although it isn't that impressive difficulty-wise, my all-time favorite Chan stunt is in First Strike where he kicks those guys on a second floor balcony in the face with his stilt, followed closely by the ladder madness in the same film.
 
2013-01-02 01:21:51 PM  
Some people troll gullible people on the internet.

Jackie Chan trolls Darwin.
 
2013-01-02 02:25:48 PM  
One thing I know about Jackie Chan.

He has a gap in his skull on the side of his head, and if you put your hand there and he hums, you can feel his brain vibrate

/haven't washed my hand since
 
2013-01-02 03:21:03 PM  

BornOfFire: The angry nintendo nerd now has Kung Fu movie top ten lists? It suck and farks, it fark and sucks, its a piece of shiat, and I don't like it.


Aren't you the little ray of sunshine this morning.... Ever do anything more strenuous that open a can of Pringles?
 
2013-01-02 03:57:55 PM  
Dang, I just saw that Armor of God one in the honorable mention for the first time yesterday. Barely even noticed the stunt. I'll cringe for sure though next time i watch it.
 
2013-01-02 04:32:22 PM  
Huge fan of Chan's "City Hunter". Just putting that out there.
 
2013-01-02 05:58:39 PM  
Love Jackie Chan but....

It's untrue that he doesn't use stunt doubles. Of course, he doesn't use them because he can't do the stunts himself because he's scurrred of getting some scratches like most Hollywood people, but he does use stnunt doubles who are even more athletic than he is or because he's been hurt etc.

Freeze frame some of the stunts. It's not Jackie. That jump onto the balcony in Rumble in the Bronx? That was Stanley Tong.
 
2013-01-02 06:12:53 PM  
Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.
 
2013-01-02 07:26:36 PM  
No love for Legend of Drunken Master, where Jackie Chan CRAWLED over hot coals on his hands and knees, TWICE because he didn't like the first take. And then falls down a set of wooden stairs.
 
2013-01-02 07:41:39 PM  
Jackie Chan is awesome. He seems to really enjoy his work, and that is bringing entertainment to the masses. Even at the risk of his life he does it.

GungFu, I'd imagine that he probably has used stunt doubles for various reasons, but from what I hear about him, he prefers not to. Of course, who can really blame him from using them now?
 
2013-01-02 07:45:51 PM  
how about brandon lee? he did awesome stunts
 
2013-01-02 08:42:51 PM  
Jackie Chan's stunts are amazing, and his fight scenes are equally impressive as well. I humbly submit that this fight scene between Jackie Chan and Benny Urquidez in Wheels on Meals is one of the most impressive fight scenes ever put to film.

For hilarity, compare the fight scenes in Wheels on Meals (1984) to, say, Bloodsport (1988) or something similar. The difference is like night and day.
 
2013-01-02 08:49:25 PM  

Comic Book Guy: No love for Legend of Drunken Master, where Jackie Chan CRAWLED over hot coals on his hands and knees, TWICE because he didn't like the first take. And then falls down a set of wooden stairs.


I have a VHS tape of Drunken Master.

/what the eff am I supposed to do with that?
 
2013-01-02 09:10:51 PM  

BornOfFire: The angry nintendo nerd now has Kung Fu movie top ten lists? It suck and farks, it fark and sucks, its a piece of shiat, and I don't like it.


It's about damn time something he does get greened.
 
2013-01-02 09:42:12 PM  
*check out his TMNT Christmas Special review*

It's a Jackie Chan meme moment.
 
2013-01-02 09:44:45 PM  

BornOfFire: The angry nintendo nerd now has Kung Fu movie top ten lists? It suck and farks, it fark and sucks, its a piece of shiat, and I don't like it.


I think he was just paying homage to the Angry Video Game Nerd. James (AVGN) actually is a huge movie buff. I'm definitely a fan of his vids.

Jackie is indeed one of the greats.
 
2013-01-02 10:12:46 PM  
For me the real genius of Jackie is where he works with found objects around him, like the classic ladder fight. That impresses me much more than a huge fall or jump stunt.
 
2013-01-02 10:28:38 PM  

SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.


take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.
 
2013-01-02 10:36:53 PM  

b-ham: Jackie Chan's stunts are amazing, and his fight scenes are equally impressive as well. I humbly submit that this fight scene between Jackie Chan and Benny Urquidez in Wheels on Meals is one of the most impressive fight scenes ever put to film.

For hilarity, compare the fight scenes in Wheels on Meals (1984) to, say, Bloodsport (1988) or something similar. The difference is like night and day.


um, that was a comedy spectacular on par with the Three Stooges and Jackie Chan was lampooning Bruce Lee the whole time. Every fight in there was for laffs. BloodSport was supposed to be serious.
 
2013-01-02 11:09:33 PM  

willfullyobscure: SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.

take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.



Erm, Lee's first choice was Joe Lewis. He declined because he didn't want to appear on screen beaten up by a little Chinese guy. Chuck promptly got on a plane when he was told he could be on film. Wise decision.
Chuck was a bad mo-fo but Lee was even badder on screen and off it. Chuck was a student of Bruce's, as was Joe Lewis, hence the heads-up for the white bad guy role.
 
2013-01-02 11:20:43 PM  

GungFu: willfullyobscure: SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.

take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.


Erm, Lee's first choice was Joe Lewis. He declined because he didn't want to appear on screen beaten up by a little Chinese guy. Chuck promptly got on a plane when he was told he could be on film. Wise decision.
Chuck was a bad mo-fo but Lee was even badder on screen and off it. Chuck was a student of Bruce's, as was Joe Lewis, hence the heads-up for the white bad guy role.


This is the part that is bullshiat. All of these guys were in it for the media buzz and maaaayyyybe they worked out together but Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris were never "students" of Lee. opportunistic partners in shaping some PR maybe.

Lee's "students" were nerfherders and angsty self-hating whitefolk, and now Lynn Thompson is taken seriously. So basically, fark Bruce Lee for creating the fake martial arts scene and now 6 year olds have black belts. whoopee.
 
2013-01-03 12:54:57 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Ok, now name the top 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-01-03 01:32:25 AM  
2007 James video. Wow. Here, watch his Top 10 Jackie Chan fight scenes

And yes, the Chun Li fight is mentioned.
 
2013-01-03 02:01:56 AM  

willfullyobscure: GungFu: willfullyobscure: SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.

take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.


Erm, Lee's first choice was Joe Lewis. He declined because he didn't want to appear on screen beaten up by a little Chinese guy. Chuck promptly got on a plane when he was told he could be on film. Wise decision.
Chuck was a bad mo-fo but Lee was even badder on screen and off it. Chuck was a student of Bruce's, as was Joe Lewis, hence the heads-up for the white bad guy role.

This is the part that is bullshiat. All of these guys were in it for the media buzz and maaaayyyybe they worked out together but Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris were never "students" of Lee. opportunistic partners in shaping some PR maybe.

Lee's "students" were nerfherders and angsty self-hating whitefolk, and now Lynn Thompson is taken seriously. So basically, fark Bruce Lee for creating the fake martial arts scene and now 6 year olds have black belts. whoopee.



Mike Stone went to Bruce Lee for training and insight - be his student. This convinced Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris to follow. All documented and verified.
Difficult to appreciate, I know - this little Chinese guy teaching big white guys already at the top of their game. But true.

Nice troll, though. All the kids would have fallen for it.
 
2013-01-03 02:58:01 AM  

b-ham: Jackie Chan's stunts are amazing, and his fight scenes are equally impressive as well. I humbly submit that this fight scene between Jackie Chan and Benny Urquidez in Wheels on Meals is one of the most impressive fight scenes ever put to film.

For hilarity, compare the fight scenes in Wheels on Meals (1984) to, say, Bloodsport (1988) or something similar. The difference is like night and day.


His best fight scene I think is from the movie "Gorgeous" it was just fantastic. I've never seen people move so fast or well co ordinated.
 
2013-01-03 06:59:48 AM  
I never cared about kung fu until I watched rumble in the bronx, then I went back and watched a bunch of his overseas stuff. Jackie is the man
 
2013-01-03 07:48:12 AM  

GungFu: willfullyobscure: GungFu: willfullyobscure: SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.

take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.


Erm, Lee's first choice was Joe Lewis. He declined because he didn't want to appear on screen beaten up by a little Chinese guy. Chuck promptly got on a plane when he was told he could be on film. Wise decision.
Chuck was a bad mo-fo but Lee was even badder on screen and off it. Chuck was a student of Bruce's, as was Joe Lewis, hence the heads-up for the white bad guy role.

This is the part that is bullshiat. All of these guys were in it for the media buzz and maaaayyyybe they worked out together but Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris were never "students" of Lee. opportunistic partners in shaping some PR maybe.

Lee's "students" were nerfherders and angsty self-hating whitefolk, and now Lynn Thompson is taken seriously. So basically, fark Bruce Lee for creating the fake martial arts scene and now 6 year olds have black belts. whoopee.


Mike Stone went to Bruce Lee for training and insight - be his student. This convinced Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris to follow. All documented and verified.
Difficult to appreciate, I know - this little Chinese guy teaching big white guys already at the top of their game. But true.

Nice troll, though. All the kids would have fallen for it.


Mike Stone?!??!!?? the editor of Blackbelt Magazine?!?? Now you're trolling me. Stone is the epitome of the useless, opportunistic, lying doughy white boy that glommed on to "moshul utz" and helped invent the craze. documented and verified my asscrack, you fell for some stuff written by PR hounds and Hollywood actors trying to get ahead. farking mike stone is WORSE than Lynn Thompson, stone invented half his tournament record out of thin air. He could never, ever fight. he's a writer for gods sake.
 
2013-01-03 08:02:57 AM  

willfullyobscure: GungFu: willfullyobscure: GungFu: willfullyobscure: SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.

take a good look at Chuck Norris' face sometime. You think he was born looking like a stewed cabbage with a nose like a dinner plate? The man fought bare knuckle, full contact combat before it was even cool and he's got the cauliflower face to prove it. He was a legitimate badass in his day. The reason he was even in a Bruce lee movie was that Lee asked for the baddest mofo in America who did martial arts, and they brought him Chuck. Subsequently we learned that fighting talent ~=acting talent, but whatevs

Jackie Chan's been in fights with trashcans and dinner tables. At some of the tournaments Norris was in, and won, they lined up ambulances outside the venue door before the matches started. Show some respect, even if he is a crazy teatard, the man earned his reputations as a fighter.


Erm, Lee's first choice was Joe Lewis. He declined because he didn't want to appear on screen beaten up by a little Chinese guy. Chuck promptly got on a plane when he was told he could be on film. Wise decision.
Chuck was a bad mo-fo but Lee was even badder on screen and off it. Chuck was a student of Bruce's, as was Joe Lewis, hence the heads-up for the white bad guy role.

This is the part that is bullshiat. All of these guys were in it for the media buzz and maaaayyyybe they worked out together but Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris were never "students" of Lee. opportunistic partners in shaping some PR maybe.

Lee's "students" were nerfherders and angsty self-hating whitefolk, and now Lynn Thompson is taken seriously. So basically, fark Bruce Lee for creating the fake martial arts scene and now 6 year olds have black belts. whoopee.


Mike Stone went to Bruce Lee for training and insight - be his student. This convinced Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris to follow. All documented and verified.
Difficult to appreciate, I know - this little Chinese guy teaching big white guys ...

insert: wevegotourselvesabadassoverhere.jpg
 
2013-01-03 08:03:50 AM  
Not sure why it truncated what I quoted, but oh well.
 
2013-01-03 12:06:49 PM  

dointhedew: No proven stunts needed. Jackie Chan is the man. I adore him.


This.

somedude210: dointhedew: No proven stunts needed. Jackie Chan is the man. I adore him.

The dude still does his own stunts, for that, I applaud him


That and has the scars to prove it.
 
2013-01-03 12:10:50 PM  

SwingDancer: Ah.. Jackie Chan, what chuck norris wishes he could be.


THIS~!
 
2013-01-03 12:13:57 PM  

willfullyobscure: Lee's "students" were nerfherders and angsty self-hating whitefolk, and now Lynn Thompson is taken seriously. So basically, fark Bruce Lee for creating the fake martial arts scene and now 6 year olds have black belts. whoopee.


Know how I know you're trolling?

/(backinmydaytrollingmeantsomething.jpg)
 
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