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(TMZ)   Since the announcement of Kim Kardashian's pregnancy, Vivid Video has sold an assload of her sex tapes   (tmz.com) divider line 65
    More: Amusing, Kim Kardashian, Vivid Entertainment, TMZ, sex tapes, Ray J  
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2013-01-02 08:16:00 AM
To people who apparently have no idea how the internet tubes work?
 
2013-01-02 11:11:53 AM
They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.
 
2013-01-02 11:31:17 AM
There is an "Anal Intruder 5"?
 
2013-01-02 11:33:49 AM

alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.


This.
 
2013-01-02 11:37:34 AM

alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.


They just need to figure out how to get rights to sell the uncensored version.

Market it as "R Kelly-themed".
 
2013-01-02 11:47:10 AM
I would like to be the first to thank Ray J for making Kim's first birth an easy one.
 
2013-01-02 11:51:09 AM

alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.


First thing I thought: Wow, an assload of bored people.
 
2013-01-02 11:53:47 AM
img.photobucket.com

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass
 
2013-01-02 12:18:56 PM
lol @ assload
 
2013-01-02 12:38:51 PM
As happy as I am for Bruce Jenner to become a grandmother again, this Kardashian shiat needs to stop.  As for Kim, that big-assed no talent bimbo was the #1 person looked up on Google last year.

What the swinging fark?

Ryan Seacrest should be drawn and quartered for foisting this abomination upon society.
 
2013-01-02 01:00:53 PM
Sex tapes? Plural? She had more than one sex tape "accidentally" released?
 
2013-01-02 01:04:03 PM

Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 600x607]

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass


Nice. Still...

ebengregory.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Coco's plastic ass is still the gold standard of white women ass-out lifting weights in hooker heels photos.
 
2013-01-02 01:08:06 PM
So what are the odds that this attention-seeking whore will have her birth/delivery filmed and sell THAT for money?
 
2013-01-02 01:19:58 PM
This is bad news... For Bajorans.
 
2013-01-02 01:22:38 PM
 
2013-01-02 01:23:24 PM
Up the ol' poop chute, eh?
 
2013-01-02 01:33:26 PM
Who the hell still *buys* porn?
 
2013-01-02 01:33:31 PM

Moopy Mac: alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.

They just need to figure out how to get rights to sell the uncensored version.

Market it as "R Kelly-themed".


you know thats a myth, don't you?
 
2013-01-02 01:39:57 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 600x607]

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass

Nice. Still...

[ebengregory.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 550x722]

Coco's plastic ass is still the gold standard of white women ass-out lifting weights in hooker heels photos.


How about this?

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-02 01:46:29 PM
Maybe I missed the good video, because the video I saw she just layed there and was like, can we get this over with.
 
2013-01-02 01:52:34 PM

uncleacid: Maybe I missed the good video, because the video I saw she just layed there and was like, can we get this over with.


that what the three old ladies said.
 
2013-01-02 01:59:26 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-02 02:01:27 PM
Nice that she's still married to someone else too. Stay classy!
 
2013-01-02 02:06:04 PM
Klippoklondike: We need more bottom heavy girls like this.
 
2013-01-02 02:06:06 PM
The video was dull. What's with her going shopping in the middle of it?
 
2013-01-02 02:21:52 PM

Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 600x607]

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass


Like dis?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-02 02:22:05 PM

Evil Mackerel: There is an "Anal Intruder 5"?


Yeah, but this one starred mark sanchez
 
2013-01-02 02:27:19 PM

litespeed74: Evil Mackerel: There is an "Anal Intruder 5"?

Yeah, but this one starred mark sanchez


...and Tim Tebow.
 
2013-01-02 02:31:14 PM
assload.

ha!
 
2013-01-02 02:44:12 PM

jmadisonbiii: Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 600x607]

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass

Like dis?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x355]


DAMN.....Kim be lookin good these days!
 
2013-01-02 02:46:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: litespeed74: Evil Mackerel: There is an "Anal Intruder 5"?



doktorno.vot.pl
 
2013-01-02 02:51:05 PM
Obvious tag on maternity leave?
 
2013-01-02 03:15:05 PM
*blinks*

"Sold"?

Sybarite: To people who apparently have no idea how the internet tubes work?


Oh, right.
 
2013-01-02 03:15:24 PM
Her sex tape sucked. It looked like it was designed to show as little of her as possible. Now do you know who has a great sex tape? Tila Tequila, her lesbian sex tape she made in a hotel with her two.girlfriends was outstanding. No night vision, no shaky cam, no hiding the goods... It's all there waiting to be downloaded into your own personal spank bank. I don't think any other famous person has made as high quality a sex tape as her.
 
2013-01-02 03:20:24 PM

Wolf892: Her sex tape sucked. It looked like it was designed to show as little of her as possible. Now do you know who has a great sex tape? Tila Tequila, her lesbian sex tape she made in a hotel with her two.girlfriends was outstanding. No night vision, no shaky cam, no hiding the goods... It's all there waiting to be downloaded into your own personal spank bank. I don't think any other famous person has made as high quality a sex tape as her.


That's poorly tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila to you. And if you're gonna cum all over the keyboard while telling us how great it is, you should leave a link.
 
2013-01-02 03:21:16 PM
Also, I heard she beefs, etc. etc. etc...
 
2013-01-02 03:58:05 PM

Wolf892: Her sex tape sucked. It looked like it was designed to show as little of her as possible. Now do you know who has a great sex tape? Tila Tequila, her lesbian sex tape she made in a hotel with her two.girlfriends was outstanding. No night vision, no shaky cam, no hiding the goods... It's all there waiting to be downloaded into your own personal spank bank. I don't think any other famous person has made as high quality a sex tape as her.


Yeah I don't find Tila Tequila all that attractive but that vid was farking HOT.
 
2013-01-02 04:14:21 PM

alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.


that's an insult to church.
 
2013-01-02 04:18:46 PM

yeah_so: alwaysjaded: They could market it as a powerful sedative and sell even more.

That video was more boring than church.

that's an insult to church.


What you need is a Church Back Stage Pass with the Priest and Choir Boys. Now excuse me while I dodge the lighting bolts.
 
2013-01-02 04:25:25 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: [ebengregory.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 550x722]

Coco's plastic ass is still the gold standard of white women ass-out lifting weights in hooker heels photos.


Yuck. Coco doesn't do it for me at all. That said, I would give it to Kim so good Kanye would let  me finish.

/Cushy body and giant dark eyes make me happen
//Not ashamed.
 
2013-01-02 04:41:33 PM
Perhaps people are buying them to give to Kanye as a baby shower gift.
 
2013-01-02 05:28:35 PM
I'd do Kim. Whatever her acting and mental capabilities, that bod needs more loving.
 
2013-01-02 05:36:00 PM

Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 600x607]

This thread needs more pics of Dat Ass


Is this just a random internet chick or is she some sort of celebrity?
 
2013-01-02 05:58:19 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: I'd do Kim. Whatever her acting and mental capabilities, that bod needs more loving.


Enjoy the herp.
 
2013-01-02 06:08:34 PM

peterthx: Keizer_Ghidorah: I'd do Kim. Whatever her acting and mental capabilities, that bod needs more loving.

Enjoy the herp.


Just because she won't sleep with you, it doesn't mean she has Herpes.
 
2013-01-02 06:14:42 PM
DubyaHater: Just because she won't sleep with you, it doesn't mean she has Herpes.

It does to me!
 
2013-01-02 06:48:22 PM
Never watched it, or any other celebrity sex tape... Not that i find them immoral...i just prefer going out and banging them myself.
 
2013-01-02 06:53:26 PM
*points toi tv showing the sex tape* thats is how babby is made!
 
2013-01-02 07:00:03 PM
For this being a celebrity sex tape of someone who is reasonably attractive, it amuses me to no end that, unlike most Fark threads of a similar nature, no one has begged or pleaded for a link to the video in question.
 
2013-01-02 07:18:17 PM

Nuclear Monk: For this being a celebrity sex tape of someone who is reasonably attractive, it amuses me to no end that, unlike most Fark threads of a similar nature, no one has begged or pleaded for a link to the video in question.


They're just spent from the danny devito/rhea perlman tape
 
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