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(Yahoo)   How can you avoid spreading the flu? Perhaps President Madagascar has some thoughts on the matter   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 15
    More: Interesting, flu shots, contagious diseases, family practices, Centers for Disease Control, flu, infectious diseases  
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7253 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2013 at 10:49 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-02 09:25:45 AM  
4 votes:
He likes to move it move it?
2013-01-02 10:52:56 AM  
2 votes:
In order to spread flu, it's best to use a spatula.
2013-01-02 10:52:07 AM  
2 votes:
www.deviantart.com
2013-01-02 10:23:24 AM  
2 votes:
This "remedy" seems kinda thin.
For me, there is no way to win.
The ill one's my spouse,
And MINE is the house
Her sick ass is holing up IN.
2013-01-02 02:24:52 PM  
1 votes:
Playing catch with Quinn:
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Playing football with Quinn:
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Playing soccer with Quinn:
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2013-01-02 12:14:17 PM  
1 votes:

o'really:
Her employee went to a govt clinic with flu symptoms. They tested for malaria, he came up negative, but they gave him malaria meds anyway, because they didn't want his flu to morph into a cold. *slaps forehead*


Hey. Four albinos and a virgin died to make you that medicine, so if Dr. Juma says to take it then you bloody well take it mister.
2013-01-02 12:11:46 PM  
1 votes:
i449.photobucket.com
2013-01-02 11:41:28 AM  
1 votes:
OH HAI!!

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2013-01-02 11:28:51 AM  
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: DoBeDoBeDo

Get a flu shot because statistics say you probably don't have OCD and therefore the hand washing bit is going to be iffy.

I don't agree with the flu shot. My co-workers always get the shot and 50% of the time end up with the flu a month or two later. I have been flu free for 25+ years and see it as introducing a foreign species into an ecosystem.


You are a lucky SOB. I know a few people that say the same (one hasn't taken a sick day since the late 1980's), and good for all of you. I have some kind of some sickness every 8-12 weeks, get a flu shot every year, and get a flu about every other year. It sucks.
2013-01-02 11:19:58 AM  
1 votes:
Why should it be my responsibility to not spread the flu? If you don't take precautions from getting it or if you're old and sickly, that is your own damn fault. Its my right to not wash my hands and wipe snot where I please.
2013-01-02 11:19:38 AM  
1 votes:
I am a pediatric nurse. I work in one of the best pediatric hospitals in the country, and I only have 5 sick days per year. I will be given a written warning if I miss 6 days, and I can be fired if I miss 8.

/Flu shots are required for all staff.
//I see kids die from the flu every year.
///My otherwise healthy mom died from complications of H1N1 a few years ago.
2013-01-02 11:16:05 AM  
1 votes:

Boeheimian Rhapsody: [www.deviantart.com image 449x700]


i.imgur.com

/ftfy
//popscorn anyones?
2013-01-02 11:16:03 AM  
1 votes:
Crotch-uppercut any motherfarker that doesn't have the damn common decency to cover their mouth when they cough/sneeze.
2013-01-02 11:12:42 AM  
1 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: Wash your hands, don't go touching your intake bits with your hands (mouth, nose). You're 99% of the way there.

Get a flu shot because statistics say you probably don't have OCD and therefore the hand washing bit is going to be iffy.


I was coughing and picking my nose while reading this, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
2013-01-02 11:02:15 AM  
1 votes:
Wash your hands, don't go touching your intake bits with your hands (mouth, nose). You're 99% of the way there.

Get a flu shot because statistics say you probably don't have OCD and therefore the hand washing bit is going to be iffy.
 
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