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2013-01-02 04:20:07 AM
Those are the best!? Wow. Is there anything you people don't suck at?
 
2013-01-02 08:02:38 AM
No Victoria Jackson - "America died."

No Donald Trump - "This is a travesty of democracy! We should have a revolution in this country!"

1.5/10, it's the best I can give ya.
 
2013-01-02 08:38:37 AM
I'd like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.

Yes, for the love of God let's keep energetic and intelligent young people away from politics. It should exclusively for cranky, tired octogenarians who will be deep in the ground before they ever have to witness the effects of their policies.
 
2013-01-02 08:53:31 AM
Rather tame and uninspired.  Somewhat like the Romney campaign itself.
 
2013-01-02 09:12:46 AM
#HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012



I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.
 
2013-01-02 09:24:35 AM

sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.


Ethnic hipsterism.  All the cool black people voted for Romney.  Ironically.
 
2013-01-02 09:53:44 AM
Meanwhile all the conservative Facebook posts came about during the RNC when the delegates mistook the Status Update box for the Search box and gave us:

"Tampa Shaved Twink incall"
"Muscular Black Youth Power Top"
"Tampa Bay Gloryhole locations"
"Lithe 18yo boy strong hands erotic choking"
"Teen Male Oral wearing Reagan mask and reciting Turner Diaries"
"Find Michael Clarke Duncan lookalike to play Rotisserie Chicken with Kansan silver fox"
 
2013-01-02 10:01:20 AM

Diogenes: sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.

Ethnic hipsterism.  All the cool black people voted for Romney.  Ironically.


The interesting thing is that any "uniqueness" she feels from being a black Republican is rooted more in the attitudes of many Republicans with respect to ethnicity than it does with what many Democrats expect with respect to ethnicity and political leanings.
 
2013-01-02 10:10:32 AM
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Out of context, I'd assume this was mocking Arizona's anti-immigration tactics.
 
2013-01-02 10:11:19 AM
The 10 best conservative tweets were during the epic meltdown of Donald Trump after Mitt Romney lost.
 
2013-01-02 10:14:24 AM
1) Then have some to drink.
2) Congratulations on drawing Pedobear to your house.
3) How very Soviet Russian of you.
4) "Chicken" describes someone crossing the street because of an approaching black guy rather well.
5) I don't get it.
6) Who is "you"?
7) How is this conservative?
8) How is this conservative?
9) You might know if your education didn't suck.
10) Who are you?

I can't believe I read that article from Fart Hawkins. Now I have brain damage.
 
2013-01-02 10:15:09 AM

sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.


Democrats don't like voter ID requirments, because they allege that it unfairly excludes minorities(among others).

But she's black, and has ID. So all black people have ID and therefore libs are dummyheads.
 
2013-01-02 10:16:53 AM
Bored now.
 
2013-01-02 10:18:03 AM

sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.


They take Democrats pointing out that many people without IDs are black as Democrats saying the black people are incapable of getting IDs. This is kind of like asserting that the existence of Bill Cosby means all black people are rich.
 
2013-01-02 10:18:39 AM
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2013-01-02 10:19:25 AM

Holocaust Agnostic: sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.

Democrats don't like voter ID requirments, because they allege that it unfairly excludes minorities(among others).

But she's black, and has ID. So all black people have ID and therefore libs are dummyheads.


Ah.  That makes sense.
 
2013-01-02 10:19:52 AM
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

I dream of a world where those chickens can cross the road without being farked.
 
2013-01-02 10:20:05 AM
Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

- Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012



What the actual law says:

The limits will not apply to drinks sold in grocery stores, diet sodas, drinks that are more than 70-percent fruit juice, or that contain alcohol.

Troll harder, Chelsea.
 
2013-01-02 10:21:10 AM
1) @JennyErikson: I love organic, natural products. Especially oil. #DrillBabyDrill

2) @KarolNYC: If only there were some way for Sesame Street to make money aside from govt funding. pic.twitter.com/s1CW1VfP (Picture of little girl holding several Sesame Street stuffed animals)

3) @iowahawkblog: I'd like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.

4) @KirkhamH I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. #bumpersticker

5) @StacyOnTheRight: #HowToPissoffADemocrat I show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.

6) @chelseagrunwald: Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

7) @fran_chambers: From the Netroots Nation handbook: "Please do not assume anyone's gender, even people you may have met in the past." #Netroots

8) @boonepickens: The first billion is a helluva lot harder RT @Drake: The first million is the hardest. (Okay, this one is actually hilarious)

9) @bensharpio: If our teachers were that great, why does our education system suck? How did that happen? Magic?

10) @JedediahBila I'll try to pick up the pieces and carry on. RT @ondrasmom: @JedediahBila I have to quit following you, your mouth is trash
 
2013-01-02 10:22:23 AM

Sybarite: I'd like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.

Yes, for the love of God let's keep energetic and intelligent young people away from politics. It should exclusively for cranky, tired octogenarians who will be deep in the ground before they ever have to witness the effects of their policies.


Shut up, you fool. Let them keep saying that bright, young, politically active people should be punished for being bright, young, and politically active. It is a plan that they have not quite thought through.
 
2013-01-02 10:25:42 AM
The Conservative obsession with Twitter is kinda weird. Guess they were tired of being last place in every previous new technology and decided to stake a claim on this one. Which is appropriate as Twitter is the most worthless, self-serving bit of social media fluff ever. 100% echo chamber.
 
2013-01-02 10:27:11 AM

Sybarite: I'd like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.

Yes, for the love of God let's keep energetic and intelligent young people away from politics. It should exclusively for cranky, tired octogenarians who will be deep in the ground before they ever have to witness the effects of their policies.


Well, lets not be too hasty in calling this young tweeter an idiot. After all, that statement might have been meant to apply only to college republicans.

Who an I kidding - she said 'bright' young people.
And she's tweeting about politics - definite sign of idiocy.
 
2013-01-02 10:27:25 AM

zooter: Those are the best!? Wow. Is there anything you people don't suck at?


I could find 10 better Liberal Tweets in about 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-02 10:27:29 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: The Conservative obsession with Twitter is kinda weird. Guess they were tired of being last place in every previous new technology and decided to stake a claim on this one. Which is appropriate as Twitter is the most worthless, self-serving bit of social media fluff ever. 100% echo chamber.


I think part of it the feel of the telegraph built into the brevity of the system.
 
2013-01-02 10:29:53 AM
Jesus, what a collection of assholes.
 
2013-01-02 10:30:10 AM

mrshowrules: zooter: Those are the best!? Wow. Is there anything you people don't suck at?

I could find 10 better Liberal Tweets in about 10 minutes.



Your time starts.... now.
 
2013-01-02 10:30:47 AM

mrshowrules: zooter: Those are the best!? Wow. Is there anything you people don't suck at?

I could find 10 better Liberal Tweets in about 10 minutes.


...or you could not do that and let the fact that liberals did not think of constructing such a list as a worthy endeavor speak for itself.
 
2013-01-02 10:31:52 AM
3) @iowahawkblog: I'd like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.

burlesongop.org
 
2013-01-02 10:31:56 AM

tricycleracer: Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

- Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012


What the actual law says:

The limits will not apply to drinks sold in grocery stores, diet sodas, drinks that are more than 70-percent fruit juice, or that contain alcohol.

Troll harder, Chelsea.


The law's verbage means little when it's affect is to remove those sized drinks from the local convenience stores. The Big Gulp cups don't have a little sign saying "diet soda onlly". They are just gone.
 
2013-01-02 10:33:22 AM

stevenrushing: The law's verbage means little when it's affect is to remove those sized drinks from the local convenience stores. The Big Gulp cups don't have a little sign saying "diet soda onlly". They are just gone.


Actually, 7-11 and similar convenience stores are classified as grocery stores and won't see cup sizes shrink. It's fast food restaurants which will have the problem.

It's still a stupid law, but you'll still be able to get a Double Gulp.
 
2013-01-02 10:33:48 AM

mrshowrules: zooter: Those are the best!? Wow. Is there anything you people don't suck at?

I could find 10 better Liberal Tweets in about 10 minutes.


Make sure you find some out-of-context virtual slap fight between two no-names to cap off your list. Those are big this year.
 
2013-01-02 10:33:52 AM

stevenrushing: tricycleracer: Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

- Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012


What the actual law says:

The limits will not apply to drinks sold in grocery stores, diet sodas, drinks that are more than 70-percent fruit juice, or that contain alcohol.

Troll harder, Chelsea.

The law's verbage means little when it's affect is to remove those sized drinks from the local convenience stores. The Big Gulp cups don't have a little sign saying "diet soda onlly". They are just gone.


The part where the law exempts convenience stores might matter just a bit to that particular issue.
 
2013-01-02 10:35:40 AM
That was not what I had hoped for.
 
2013-01-02 10:37:12 AM

stevenrushing: tricycleracer: Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

- Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012


What the actual law says:

The limits will not apply to drinks sold in grocery stores, diet sodas, drinks that are more than 70-percent fruit juice, or that contain alcohol.

Troll harder, Chelsea.

The law's verbage means little when it's affect is to remove those sized drinks from the local convenience stores. The Big Gulp cups don't have a little sign saying "diet soda onlly". They are just gone.


Isn't this in New York? Who gives a shiat what they do in New York?
 
2013-01-02 10:37:24 AM
Really, the old and busted Drill Baby Drill tagline gets dusted off as the #1 conservative bon mot of the year? Fark, talk about a intellectually bankrupt movement completely out of touch with modern America.
 
2013-01-02 10:37:43 AM

Bloody William: stevenrushing: The law's verbage means little when it's affect is to remove those sized drinks from the local convenience stores. The Big Gulp cups don't have a little sign saying "diet soda onlly". They are just gone.

Actually, 7-11 and similar convenience stores are classified as grocery stores and won't see cup sizes shrink. It's fast food restaurants which will have the problem.

It's still a stupid law, but you'll still be able to get a Double Gulp.


Sorry, knew grocery was excluded but would never have personally called 7-11 "grocery".
 
2013-01-02 10:37:43 AM

Holocaust Agnostic: But she's black, and has ID. So all black people have ID and therefore libs are dummyheads.


Which I find hilarious, considering how many conservatives want to disbelieve that a certain black man could have proper ID...
 
2013-01-02 10:39:37 AM

tricycleracer: Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

- Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012

What the actual law says:

The limits will not apply to drinks sold in grocery stores, diet sodas, drinks that are more than 70-percent fruit juice, or that contain alcohol.

Troll harder, Chelsea.


It also appears that she attends the University of Wisconsin, which I'm pretty sure is not located in New York City.
 
2013-01-02 10:39:42 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: The Conservative obsession with Twitter is kinda weird.


Why? It's a collection of people defined by bumper-sticker slogans and naive analogies; the 140 character format of Twitter is perfect for them.
 
2013-01-02 10:40:32 AM
And none of Stacey Dash's tweets during her "Look at me, I'm a black Republican being oppressed for my conservative -- I SAID LOOK AT ME, GODDAM IT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" act were brought up, making her a has-been/never-was in yet another field.
 
2013-01-02 10:42:59 AM

EyeballKid: And none of Stacey Dash's tweets during her "Look at me, I'm a black Republican being oppressed for my conservative -- I SAID LOOK AT ME, GODDAM IT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" act were brought up, making her a has-been/never-was in yet another field.


Have you looked at number 5?
 
2013-01-02 10:43:06 AM
The 10 best conservative tweets twits of 2012

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2013-01-02 10:44:27 AM
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2013-01-02 10:46:54 AM

EyeballKid: And none of Stacey Dash's tweets during her "Look at me, I'm a black Republican being oppressed for my conservative -- I SAID LOOK AT ME, GODDAM IT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" act were brought up, making her a has-been/never-was in yet another field.


She should shut up and be grateful that she got to play a high school girl at 40.
 
2013-01-02 10:47:23 AM
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

I kinda liked this one. I don't understand what is 'conservative' about it though. It would make for a cute Far Side with a chicken giving a speech to thousands of chickens.
 
2013-01-02 10:49:18 AM
i don't get it. was that supposed to make fun of conservatives?

/ are the trolls being trolled, or just trolling more?
 
2013-01-02 10:50:53 AM

thurstonxhowell: EyeballKid: And none of Stacey Dash's tweets during her "Look at me, I'm a black Republican being oppressed for my conservative -- I SAID LOOK AT ME, GODDAM IT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" act were brought up, making her a has-been/never-was in yet another field.

Have you looked at number 5?


www.conservativeblog.org
This is Stacy Washington, a.k.a. "Stacy on the Right," a conservative blogger.

s3.amazonaws.com
This is Stacey Dash, who's known for being in the film "Clueless" and then...?

But I guess you think ALL Stacys are the same.
 
2013-01-02 10:50:58 AM

pute kisses like a man: i don't get it. was that supposed to make fun of conservatives?

/ are the trolls being trolled, or just trolling more?


Quis trolle ipsos trolles?
 
2013-01-02 10:56:33 AM
UberDave: Diogenes: sigdiamond2000: #HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my ID. And point out that I'm Black.
- Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 3, 2012


I'm sure this would have been a devastatingly trenchant bon mot if anyone had any idea what the f*ck it meant.

Ethnic hipsterism.  All the cool black people voted for Romney.  Ironically.

The interesting thing is that any "uniqueness" she feels from being a black Republican is rooted more in the attitudes of many Republicans with respect to ethnicity than it does with what many Democrats expect with respect to ethnicity and political leanings.

----
It is not piss that I feel welling up inside me, it is pity.
 
2013-01-02 10:58:56 AM
"If only there were some way for Sesame Street to make money aside from govt funding."

Yes, it was all, and only, about Sesame Street "making money."  And there is no difference whatsoever between the production and airing of the actual show, and the nauseating Disney-style marketing of toys.

When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
 
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