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(Pix11)   Guy asks liquor store clerk to watch his infant, while he runs out for a smoke. Hours later, he finally returns, drunk. Clerk actually gives him baby back. Guy proceeds to go lay down in middle of street with baby   (pix11.com) divider line 8
    More: Florida, liquor stores, clerk, baby  
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2013-01-02 06:46:04 AM  
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drewogatory: Who agrees to watch someone's baby? i would have told him to fark off from the getgo.


Perzackly!
2013-01-02 06:03:11 AM  
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Odds are the clerk was a parent themselves. Anyone whose raised a newborn would probably give this the Chris Rock treatment. "I'm not saying it's RIGHT. I'm just saying, I UNDERSTAND."
2013-01-02 01:15:14 AM  
1 votes:
Who agrees to watch someone's baby? i would have told him to fark off from the getgo.
2013-01-02 12:48:14 AM  
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Hector Remarkable: My Dad never came back to the liquor store. And so there I grew, next to the Jack Daniels, under the vodka, until I was old enough to leave my own child in the liquor store and wander away.


Ah, sweet memories.
2013-01-02 12:39:51 AM  
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My Dad never came back to the liquor store. And so there I grew, next to the Jack Daniels, under the vodka, until I was old enough to leave my own child in the liquor store and wander away.
2013-01-02 12:10:35 AM  
1 votes:
They should do way instain father.
2013-01-02 12:04:37 AM  
1 votes:
This guy won't be winning Father of the Year awards anytime soon.

Of course not. It's just the first day. He's going to have plenty of competition.
2013-01-01 09:31:58 PM  
1 votes:
Clerk is a total idiot for giving the baby back.  He should have demanded babysitting money first.
 
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