If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Rockland County Times)   News: Print names and addresses of gun owners. Fark: Hire armed guards to protect your newspaper office   (rocklandtimes.com) divider line 24
    More: Followup, Rockland County, Putnam County, McBride, security guards, owners, RGA Investigations, guns  
•       •       •

9578 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2013 at 3:44 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-01-02 08:51:19 AM
3 votes:
bull·shiat /ˈboolˌshiat/ Noun 1. vulgar. Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
Verb 2. vulgar. Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
Proper Noun 3. HotWingConspiracy
2013-01-02 06:43:01 AM
3 votes:
James F. Campbell

Favorited. You sir, are a classic. Honest to God, you are the first person I've favorited just because i can't wait to see what dumb shiat you have to say next
2013-01-02 05:17:33 AM
3 votes:

James F. Campbell: doglover: And you suck at alliteration, too.

I'll say one positive thing for you: your posts are consistently stupid.


And correct. Don't forget correct. Stupid and yet correct. Like an old moonshiner.
2013-01-01 07:39:23 PM
3 votes:
Gun owners are all peaceful and responsible, and they'll shoot you if you say otherwise.
2013-01-02 07:04:06 AM
2 votes:
The paper exercised their 1st Amendment rights.

People in favor of the 2nd Amendment exercised their 1st Amendment rights to express that they thought that the paper's actions, while legal were an example of extremely poor judgment that may place people at risk.

The paper felt that the exercise of many people's 1st Amendment rights was a threat to them even though there were no actual threats.

The paper decided to exercise the 2nd Amendment rights that they opposed through the exercise of their 1st Amendment rights so that they can continue to use 1st Amendment rights to oppose 2nd Amendment rights that are currently protecting their 1st Amendment rights without continued interference from other people's 1st Amendment rights.

Do I have that all correct?
2013-01-02 12:35:28 PM
1 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: At this point the general public has much, much more to fear from people such as yourself than we do from the government.


So true! You can't hardly walk down the street in dittyboppers hometown without steeping over the body of another victim of his relentless killing spree.
2013-01-02 12:07:00 PM
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-02 11:44:47 AM
1 votes:
Arms race!!
2013-01-02 11:21:53 AM
1 votes:
Would the three of you just get a room already?
2013-01-02 08:31:48 AM
1 votes:
I would super duper extra love to shoot fireworks at that building if I was in the area. Man o Man.
2013-01-02 08:31:28 AM
1 votes:
Most of you seem to be forgetting one thing:

Having a pistol permit does not = owning a gun.

I have a pistol permit cooling its heels in my house but I have not purchased a pistol with it.
2013-01-02 07:48:17 AM
1 votes:
The hypocrisy, it burns!
2013-01-02 07:08:54 AM
1 votes:
Sometimes, people just need killing.
2013-01-02 06:46:00 AM
1 votes:

Gdalescrboz: James F. Campbell

Favorited. You sir, are a classic. Honest to God, you are the first person I've favorited just because i can't wait to see what dumb shiat you have to say next


Same here. I created a new Uber Douche category for him too. The mental breakdown of leftist derp has made my day. It's like Ted Kennedy's killing women divided by zero or something.
2013-01-02 06:35:55 AM
1 votes:

ransack.: Got a gun? Yo wiener be tiny. Case closed.


Markley's law violation. You automatically lose the argument.
2013-01-02 05:35:36 AM
1 votes:

WhiskeyBoy: Are you retarded? Serious question.


Never mind. I just read your profile and answered my own question.
2013-01-02 05:31:51 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: WhiskeyBoy: As soon as someone starts shooing up a place, they are no longer "oh-so-law-abiding", so no.

Talk about missing the point...

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Dude, the cops themselves found no valid threats to the newspaper. They're just being AWs at this point by hiring armed guards.

Ah, yes, of course. It's a publicity stunt, because armed guards are cheap and newspapers are profitable. And the police -- many of whom no doubt own guns privately -- have no reason not to investigate (even if it weren't political suicide).


here... you dropped this:
tucsoncitizen.com
2013-01-02 05:30:49 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: Ah, yes, of course. It's a publicity stunt, because armed guards are cheap and newspapers are profitable. And the police -- many of whom no doubt own guns privately -- have no reason not to investigate (even if it weren't political suicide).


So the police WANT someone to shoot up the place because they own guns? And these "armed guards" you speak of aren't private gun owners themselves?

Also one hyphen is usually considered sufficient.
2013-01-02 05:11:17 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: What the blue farking blazes are you blathering about, you bloviating blockhead?


And you suck at alliteration, too.
2013-01-02 04:17:18 AM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Gun owners are all peaceful and responsible, and they'll shoot you if you say otherwise.


At  least we won't shoot your dog. That would be the cops' job.

/peaceful gun owner
//srsly, dudes
///unless you're a pepsi can or similar, then you are like SO DEAD
2013-01-02 01:41:08 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: quickdraw: cretinbob: Original headline: News: Print names and addresses of gun owners. Fark: Hire armed guards to protect your guard your newspaper office

Just in case the admins decide to change it like they usually do, thus rendering the entire first half of a thread moot.
Hopefully they change that policy this year. Minor things fine, but egregious errors, leave 'em.

Principal caught say of

It's "sayof," you revisionist!


It's "Pricipal."
2013-01-02 12:00:01 AM
1 votes:
Original headline: News: Print names and addresses of gun owners. Fark: Hire armed guards to protect your guard your newspaper office

Just in case the admins decide to change it like they usually do, thus rendering the entire first half of a thread moot.
Hopefully they change that policy this year. Minor things fine, but egregious errors, leave 'em.
2013-01-01 09:46:50 PM
1 votes:
Hey subby, I heard you liked guards so we got a guard to protect your guard.
2013-01-01 07:35:20 PM
1 votes:
Ignoring the headline fail, it seems gun owners are really helping that whole image of them being tough guys who threaten everyone with their guns.
 
Displayed 24 of 24 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report