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2013-01-01 07:11:33 PM
I guess in episode 1 we'll have to start taking odds on which character will die in the season 1 finale.
 
2013-01-01 07:15:23 PM
Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.
 
2013-01-01 07:29:54 PM
You mean Agent Sparkles?
 
2013-01-01 11:00:50 PM
You mean Agent Titty Sprinkles?

/Please greenlight this.
//Please, pleasepleasepleaseplease.
 
2013-01-02 12:03:24 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: You mean Agent Titty Sprinkles?

/Please greenlight this.
//Please, pleasepleasepleaseplease.


Is this what you were hoping for?

images.hollywood.com
 
2013-01-02 12:38:47 AM

SilentStrider: Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.


HE WAS THE BEST OF US!  YOU WILL BE AVENGED!
 
2013-01-02 01:26:19 AM
S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series? (blows the dust off my TV remote)
 
2013-01-02 01:31:02 AM

Alphax: S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series? (blows the dust off my TV remote)


The Ultimate Spiderman series was actually kind of goofy fun. And it did have Agent Coulson.
 
2013-01-02 01:31:56 AM

hubiestubert: Alphax: S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series? (blows the dust off my TV remote)

The Ultimate Spiderman series was actually kind of goofy fun. And it did have Agent Coulson.


I was pleasantly surprised at Ultimate Spiderman - it was nice to see some humor & fun re-injected into comic book heroes again.
 
2013-01-02 01:33:54 AM
I was rather meh about the whole Avengers thing. It was somewhat amusing but kind of a mess.
 
2013-01-02 01:55:05 AM
Agent Coulson?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-02 01:55:19 AM

sat1va: I was rather meh about the whole Avengers thing. It was somewhat amusing but kind of a mess.


Not as much of a mess as the last Batman film. And it was more fun.
 
2013-01-02 01:59:28 AM

Mentat: SilentStrider: Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.

HE WAS THE BEST OF US!  YOU WILL BE AVENGED!


25.media.tumblr.com

/I would suck her box till her head caved in.
//Cause I'm romantical that way.
 
2013-01-02 02:03:29 AM

sat1va: I was rather meh about the whole Avengers thing. It was somewhat amusing but kind of a mess.


Those were my thoughts on it too. There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons, but they decided to destroy New York and give no-one much to do besides Iron Man and Hulk. If Coulson had to sacrifice himself, he should have done so for a less sucky movie.
 
2013-01-02 02:25:02 AM

FormlessOne: hubiestubert: Alphax: S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series? (blows the dust off my TV remote)

The Ultimate Spiderman series was actually kind of goofy fun. And it did have Agent Coulson.

I was pleasantly surprised at Ultimate Spiderman - it was nice to see some humor & fun re-injected into comic book heroes again.


Here's a joke: Doc ock is Spiderman
 
2013-01-02 02:35:56 AM

r1niceboy: There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons


If you were actually expecting this to happen in a superhero team-up holiday blockbuster, it's you who's the idiot, not them.
 
2013-01-02 02:38:19 AM

Gunther: r1niceboy: There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons

If you were actually expecting this to happen in a superhero team-up holiday blockbuster, it's you who's the idiot, not them.


You'd have to at least double the length of the movie to have each hero have that much personal struggle onscreen.
 
2013-01-02 02:44:21 AM
A S.H.I.E.L.D. series with no superheroes? Produced by Joss Whedon?

Ehh. That could be good, but it seems more likely that it would suck balls.
 
2013-01-02 02:48:00 AM

Alphax: Gunther: r1niceboy: There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons

If you were actually expecting this to happen in a superhero team-up holiday blockbuster, it's you who's the idiot, not them.

You'd have to at least double the length of the movie to have each hero have that much personal struggle onscreen.


They all had their own solo movies for personal struggle.
 
2013-01-02 03:04:57 AM

Crudbucket: Alphax: Gunther: r1niceboy: There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons

If you were actually expecting this to happen in a superhero team-up holiday blockbuster, it's you who's the idiot, not them.

You'd have to at least double the length of the movie to have each hero have that much personal struggle onscreen.

They all had their own solo movies for personal struggle.


cdn.bleacherreport.net
I don't care about their personal strugg-a-ling!
/at least not in the first ensemble film. Focus on the team, not the teammates in the first one.
 
2013-01-02 03:06:47 AM

skepticultist: A S.H.I.E.L.D. series with no superheroes? Produced by Joss Whedon?

Ehh. That could be good, but it seems more likely that it would suck balls.


A buncha scoobies saving the world?

It's kind of a Whedon staple, actually
 
2013-01-02 03:09:28 AM
It would be great if Coulson didn't die before/during that movie killing, story poisoning scene on the airship. Talk about grinding things to a standstill. At the end of that crap, I didn't care about Coulson and the Samuel L. Jackson throw away line about some trading cards, I just wanted the movie to start again.
 
2013-01-02 03:42:43 AM

gadian: It would be great if Coulson didn't die


Only 4 people ever stay dead in comics: Ben Parker, Bruce Wayne's parents, and Boston Brand.

www.themarysue.com
 
2013-01-02 04:19:15 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: gadian: It would be great if Coulson didn't die

Only 4 people ever stay dead in comics: Ben Parker, Bruce Wayne's parents, and Boston Brand.

[www.themarysue.com image 357x550]


Did you read the Brightest Day event at all? Sure, it's probably all retconned out now, but Deadman wasn't dead for all of it.
 
2013-01-02 04:47:31 AM
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2013-01-02 04:50:12 AM
I'm shocked that I'm apparently the first person in this thread to say this -

Life Model Decoy.
 
2013-01-02 05:06:12 AM

simplicimus: sat1va: I was rather meh about the whole Avengers thing. It was somewhat amusing but kind of a mess.

Not as much of a mess as the last Batman film. And it was more fun.


it was boring. the first hour was unnecessary
 
2013-01-02 05:15:18 AM

Alphax: Gunther: r1niceboy: There was so much scope for a well crafted story with various characters exorcising various demons

If you were actually expecting this to happen in a superhero team-up holiday blockbuster, it's you who's the idiot, not them.

You'd have to at least double the length of the movie to have each hero have that much personal struggle onscreen.


meanwhile each scene had to be split equally between the leads. stark says something. cut to cap. cut to banner. cut to thor. back to stark and repeat.

The xmen movies knew how to ensemble. No one gives a shiat about that character, so no speaking parts
 
2013-01-02 05:54:21 AM

Wolf892: Sorry, can someone help me out here...what's the big deal with this agent Collusion fella? He's a normal human, he's not even the boss, and he gets himself killed...it's like Bobba Fet...shows up on screen for a moment and then gets his ass killed, and yet everyone goes lord gaga over him....why? Please explain.

Thanks.


Well, The Avengers was his 4th movie, so it's not like he was someone new.
 
2013-01-02 05:59:09 AM

Wolf892: Sorry, can someone help me out here...what's the big deal with this agent Collusion fella? He's a normal human, he's not even the boss, and he gets himself killed...it's like Bobba Fet...shows up on screen for a moment and then gets his ass killed, and yet everyone goes lord gaga over him....why? Please explain.

Thanks.


He was in Iron Man 1&2, Thor, and Captain America. He was a tease for an eventual Avengers movie. People came to like him. Not to mention he's a righteous dude.
 
2013-01-02 06:05:51 AM
Digging through some of the related links on the site, I found a story that says early Avengers scripts had the Wasp. Link I'm not familiar with her, but I'm curious.
 
2013-01-02 06:08:55 AM
I like the girl with the boobs.
 
2013-01-02 06:28:17 AM
Look at his wee little face compared to his gigantic forehead. If I had better photoshop skills I'd have some fun with this...

i1.cdnds.net
 
2013-01-02 06:32:12 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

/I'm the first one?
//slackers
 
2013-01-02 07:13:40 AM
He's coming back as the Vision in the sequel.
 
2013-01-02 07:39:12 AM

gadian: It would be great if Coulson didn't die before/during that movie killing, story poisoning scene on the airship. Talk about grinding things to a standstill. At the end of that crap, I didn't care about Coulson and the Samuel L. Jackson throw away line about some trading cards, I just wanted the movie to start again.


Relax, he's coming back as the Vision. I called it before the movie was even released.

And Agent Sparkles is going to be the Scarlet Witch somehow.
 
2013-01-02 07:40:15 AM

TwistedFark: I'm shocked that I'm apparently the first person in this thread to say this -

Life Model Decoy.


Its why comics are really no different or better than soap operas.
 
2013-01-02 07:50:05 AM

Ishkur: And Agent Sparkles is going to be the Scarlet Witch somehow.


Maria Hill, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. becomes the Scarlet Witch, Magneto's daughter? Seems unlikely.
 
2013-01-02 07:53:26 AM

Alphax: Maria Hill, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. becomes the Scarlet Witch, Magneto's daughter? Seems unlikely.


and Ultron is nowhere to be seen. So what.

movie backstory != comics backstory
 
2013-01-02 08:30:02 AM

LDM90: Wolf892: Sorry, can someone help me out here...what's the big deal with this agent Collusion fella? He's a normal human, he's not even the boss, and he gets himself killed...it's like Bobba Fet...shows up on screen for a moment and then gets his ass killed, and yet everyone goes lord gaga over him....why? Please explain.

Thanks.

He was in Iron Man 1&2, Thor, and Captain America. He was a tease for an eventual Avengers movie. People came to like him. Not to mention he's a righteous dude.


Plus, a funny thing happened on the way toThor's hammer.
 
2013-01-02 08:36:03 AM

Ishkur: Alphax: Maria Hill, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. becomes the Scarlet Witch, Magneto's daughter? Seems unlikely.

and Ultron is nowhere to be seen. So what.

movie backstory != comics backstory


The violinist Coulson was dating seems a more likely candidate for Wanda than Maria Hill.
 
2013-01-02 08:40:12 AM
I felt it was a bad play the way Fury tried to use Coulson's death to shame Stark and Rogers into cooperating. Loki had already done most of the work getting everybody mad at him, and Fury overplayed it. He risked having some of the anger directed at him since really both Stark and Rodgers are smart enough to see through the ploy.

But it did show that Fury is certainly not perfect and was pretty desperate at that point.
 
2013-01-02 08:47:38 AM

Macular Degenerate: Look at his wee little face compared to his gigantic forehead. If I had better photoshop skills I'd have some fun with this...

[i1.cdnds.net image 300x225]


I was thinking that no photoshop was even needed. The large forehead I kinda ignored. It was the beady little eyes that seem a bit too close to each other that drew my attention.
 
2013-01-02 08:59:53 AM
LDM90: Wolf892: ...Plus, a funny thing happened on the way toThor's hammer.

That's a great clip, and the other Marvel One-Shot I found isn't bad either (The Consultant).

Writing feels almost Avengers-grade; I liked.
 
2013-01-02 09:19:03 AM

Slives: Rodgers


Packers fan?
 
2013-01-02 09:20:07 AM

SilentStrider: Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.


Wow all this talk about who is the best SHIELD agent and there hasn't been a single mention of The Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson). Did Fark make some new years resolution or something?
 
2013-01-02 09:42:00 AM

Ishkur: Slives: Rodgers

Packers fan?


Ouch, spelled it right the first time at least.

/Vikings
//AP for MVP
 
2013-01-02 09:44:42 AM

mechgreg: SilentStrider: Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.

Wow all this talk about who is the best SHIELD agent and there hasn't been a single mention of The Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson). Did Fark make some new years resolution or something?


Because she is the Black Widow, not Agent Romanov
 
2013-01-02 10:09:10 AM
I felt it was a bad play the way Fury tried to use Coulson's death to shame Stark and Rogers into cooperating. Loki had already done most of the work getting everybody mad at him, and Fury overplayed it. He risked having some of the anger directed at him since really both Stark and Rodgers are smart enough to see through the ploy.

I'm surprised that Roger's comment about Fury having as much blood on his hands as Loki didn't get much attention on Fark (or anywhere else for that matter).  Up to that point I thought Rogers had bought into Fury's bullshait.  It was startlingly to hear the complete opposite.

But it did show that Fury is certainly not perfect and was pretty desperate at that point.

This.
 
2013-01-02 10:15:22 AM

Mentat: SilentStrider: Actually he's a close number two.

Number one is Agent Hill.

HE WAS THE BEST OF US!  YOU WILL BE AVENGED!


24.media.tumblr.com
By Grabthar's hammer, I am not amused!
 
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