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(New York Daily News)   People are no longer waiting to get pushed in front of a subway in NYC, they're now laying on the tracks to sacrifice themselves to the subway gods   (nydailynews.com) divider line 18
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2013-01-01 10:33:45 PM
9 votes:
subway...eat flesh!
2013-01-02 10:41:03 AM
2 votes:
pbfcomics.com
2013-01-02 01:23:14 AM
2 votes:

Abacus9: moothemagiccow: AbbeySomeone: Apos: The woman apparently lied down on the tracks

*rapid left eye twitch*


What did she lie about?

She lied "down on the tracks" dude. Get with it. Read between the lines.

She laid down on the tracks.

She laid what down on the tracks?


She laid DOWN on the tracks. Like, goose down. She had a handful of down and she laid it on the tracks.
2013-01-01 11:37:09 PM
2 votes:

Greywar: Hey if they offered a 50K bonus for everyone you took out with your train the "scarred for life" would quickly end., and the "So I waited just a second more to hit the brakes...and BAM 50K! She almost made it though...." would start. Call it a "trauma fund" to "assist conductors in dealing with trauma".


I'm f*cking scarred for life after reading that story. If that's what passes for journalism now, there's going to be a mass shooting at the nearest newspaper office. Then someone can report that they all dyed.
2013-01-01 11:28:48 PM
2 votes:

moothemagiccow: Buy a gun, go home and shoot yourself. You'll inconvenience a few cops and the coroner, but it's the best we can do until suicide booths are made available.


It's NY. She'd had a better chance of drowning in a 32oz soft drink.

/now, if you had said steal a gun...
2013-01-01 10:33:34 PM
2 votes:
Can't wait for NFL Sunday when Bob Costas talks about banning trains.
2013-01-02 03:02:30 AM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Daniels: 0Icky0: Yes, but a barrier will stop the pushers.

And bypassing the barrier? Not if it's high enough as all of ours are.

The MTA doesn't have unlimited resources and most of us would rather have next train clocks throughout the system, a Second Avenue line, a 7-line extension, and other useful improvements rather than trying to retrofit a 100-year-old subway system -- that features cars with doors at different intervals running on the same line and stations that aren't all exactly the same -- with impossible to maintain doors that would save, suicides aside, about five lives a year.

7 line extension to where?


8, obviously
2013-01-02 01:40:06 AM
1 votes:

cmb53208: At some point Bloomberg will institute a ban on mental illness in NYC and that'll solve everything.


well mr sarcastic, the ban on flying airplanes into building worked so who's laughing now
2013-01-02 01:32:30 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Abacus9: moothemagiccow: AbbeySomeone: Apos: The woman apparently lied down on the tracks

*rapid left eye twitch*


What did she lie about?

She lied "down on the tracks" dude. Get with it. Read between the lines.

She laid down on the tracks.

She laid what down on the tracks?

She laid DOWN on the tracks. Like, goose down. She had a handful of down and she laid it on the tracks.


Oh, she was trying to make a pillow.
2013-01-01 11:39:04 PM
1 votes:
rockandrollreport.com
2013-01-01 11:13:03 PM
1 votes:

89 Stick-Up Kid: My neighbor married a transit worker from Brooklyn who had hundreds of stories about seeing 'crispy critters' being scraped of by the 'pooper scooper'. Most of the time they were prostitutes who were strangled and tossed onto the third rail.


...

*fap*?
2013-01-01 11:10:44 PM
1 votes:
mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-01 11:10:26 PM
1 votes:
Get a train, morans. Go MTA
2013-01-01 11:01:30 PM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net www.adventuresinpoortaste.com
2013-01-01 10:51:05 PM
1 votes:
www.blogcdn.com

All part of the plan.
2013-01-01 10:49:24 PM
1 votes:
If we made a blood sacrifice to the Red Line in DC do you suppose it would run any better?
2013-01-01 10:44:37 PM
1 votes:

Greywar: Hey if they offered a 50K bonus for everyone you took out with your train the "scarred for life" would quickly end., and the "So I waited just a second more to hit the brakes...and BAM 50K! She almost made it though...." would start. Call it a "trauma fund" to "assist conductors in dealing with trauma".


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2013-01-01 10:37:28 PM
1 votes:
Hey if they offered a 50K bonus for everyone you took out with your train the "scarred for life" would quickly end., and the "So I waited just a second more to hit the brakes...and BAM 50K! She almost made it though...." would start. Call it a "trauma fund" to "assist conductors in dealing with trauma".
 
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