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(Daily Mail)   Best father-in-law EVAR   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Spiffy, EVAR, South China Morning Post, Fujian Province, Marrying a Jinjiang, gender inequality, French monarchs, Communist Party of China, Kathy Griffin  
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2013-01-01 10:26:29 PM  
3 votes:
Farking magnates... how do they work?
2013-01-01 10:11:37 PM  
3 votes:
Remember back when wealth was celebrated in the United States and punished in Communist China?
2013-01-01 10:30:17 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

/Like the fists of 100,000,000 angry gods.
2013-01-02 08:48:51 AM  
1 votes:
This is the best father-in-law until you find out that he's actually in charge of a huge criminal syndicate, and he makes you start sending "messages" (beatings). Oh wait.. that was LOST.
2013-01-02 05:48:10 AM  
1 votes:

FedExPope: skinink: As the son in law I'd be happy as hell with that dowry. But on the other hand I bet there are strings attached the son in law don't realize. You think you just marry into 100 million scot free?

This. I'd be afraid that somewhere in the fine print it would give them the right to harvest my organs in the event the father needs a liver or something.


Or the parents get to supervise and direct any sexual encounters the newlyweds have until a son is born...
2013-01-01 10:48:50 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, not worth it to become what is essentially an indentured servant , which is what son-in-law will be.
2013-01-01 10:47:28 PM  
1 votes:
I dunno. Last year my FIL checked my mil into a mental health facility for a few months. I think my guy is at least in the running.

Honorable mention?
2013-01-01 10:37:38 PM  
1 votes:
How can they possibly fail to be happy.  She knows that it took 100 million to get the guy to marry her.  He knows that he's an investment for the family business.

BLISS.
2013-01-01 10:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
As the son in law I'd be happy as hell with that dowry. But on the other hand I bet there are strings attached the son in law don't realize. You think you just marry into 100 million scot free?
2013-01-01 10:05:36 PM  
1 votes:
Dowry was so expensive because the chick was a traitor to the Klingons.

Never forget!
2013-01-01 09:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Okay I guess. But she looks like only a two cow wife.
2013-01-01 09:19:19 PM  
1 votes:
Before clicking the link, am I the only one who thought he'd killed his wife?
 
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