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(3 News New Zealand)   What do you mean, you don't trust the apocalyptic predictions of a polygamist cult leader serving life in jail for sexual assault on children who's got it wrong before?   (3news.co.nz) divider line 12
    More: Followup, life imprisonments, sex crimes, Colorado City, cults, FLDS, predictions, jail  
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2013-01-01 10:04:42 PM  
4 votes:
I'm not saying I'm badass, but I've survived 5 apocalypses AND 2 raptures in the last 15 years.
2013-01-01 07:30:05 PM  
3 votes:
I wonder if Jeffs is enjoying being on the other end of "arranged marriages"
2013-01-01 08:13:51 PM  
2 votes:

Infernalist: It didn't.


Best part of the article by far.

/Forever
2013-01-01 08:09:28 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


It didn't.
2013-01-02 10:44:35 AM  
1 votes:

Arcturus72: I still enjoyed the video on CNN the other day, about how Jeffs was predicting the end of the world and such, but they spent more time talking about how the local store was closed, and had been for days, and how 99% of the people were refusing to even talk to the reporters, or trying to intimidate them into leaving... My favorite was this gem:


How much time, exactly, should they have put towards a crack pots repeated claims that the world is going to end? Should have they researched it, too see if he's right? Maybe got a few college professors with doctorates in doomsdays to explain the mechanisms of the world ending?
2013-01-02 10:44:02 AM  
1 votes:

Arcturus72: I still enjoyed the video on CNN the other day, about how Jeffs was predicting the end of the world and such, but they spent more time talking about how the local store was closed, and had been for days, and how 99% of the people were refusing to even talk to the reporters, or trying to intimidate them into leaving... My favorite was this gem:

Reporter: So, do you really believe that the world will end, like Warren Jeffs proclaimed?
Guy: Stares blankly at him
Reporter: So, are you going to talk to me?
Guy: Shakes his head no.
Reporter: But you can hear me, right?
Guy: Widens eyes and looks at reporter like "Are you kidding me?"

And we wonder why reporters are labelled as vultures, when they're more interested in THE story, ANY story, and the pursuit of that overrides all other things, like manners, common decency, and morals...


Dry-humping a non-story on a slow news day? The media?

Say it ain't so?
2013-01-01 09:29:33 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


No the pope is still alive.
2013-01-01 09:26:24 PM  
1 votes:

flyinglizard: tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)


Well I guess so I've been up drinking since about 8 am : P

/O and that's with 5 hours sleep since last nights drinking bout : )
//Yea I think I'm drunk, whats wrong with being drunk
//Ask a glass of water
2013-01-01 09:04:34 PM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Um, the world is actually going to end this year on 13-13-2013.


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Lousy Smarch weather...
2013-01-01 09:01:05 PM  
1 votes:

utah dude: meh. whatever. we have a "prophet". yah, i call that WEIRD.


FTFY
2013-01-01 08:46:05 PM  
1 votes:

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.
2013-01-01 08:39:20 PM  
1 votes:

TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

Wait, we don't need a new excuse for idiotic "you only live once" behavior? :-P


Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )
 
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