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(3 News New Zealand)   What do you mean, you don't trust the apocalyptic predictions of a polygamist cult leader serving life in jail for sexual assault on children who's got it wrong before?   (3news.co.nz) divider line 17
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2013-01-01 08:46:05 PM
3 votes:

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.
2013-01-01 08:13:51 PM
2 votes:

Infernalist: It didn't.


Best part of the article by far.

/Forever
2013-01-02 12:28:32 AM
1 votes:

Donkey Hodie: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

Yeah, Mormons cry foul whenever someone suggests they aren't Christians, because everyone who believes in Jesus should be called a Christian if they so wish, right? Then they turn around and say that guys who believe in the Book of Mormon, who also believe every last thing* that Joseph Smith taught are somehow not Mormons. Uh, seriously?

* = polygamy, for one


They both think Mormon, father of Moroni, was the prophet that put their little book together. The LDS church taught me one thing... that all religions are B.S. ... and for that, I thank you!

It doesn't matter which branch of xtian you are or what religion you follow. you're an idiot for insisting on answers where there are none. I'm fine with not knowing and leaving the answer blank. Religions all insist on filling in every blank just to say they completed the form.
2013-01-01 10:46:05 PM
1 votes:

Donkey Hodie: Yeah, Mormons cry foul whenever someone suggests they aren't Christians, because everyone who believes in Jesus should be called a Christian if they so wish, right? Then they turn around and say that guys who believe in the Book of Mormon, who also believe every last thing* that Joseph Smith taught are somehow not Mormons. Uh, seriously?


I love modern Mormons. Talking to them, you'd think their religion was only 40 years old and their founders never existed.
2013-01-01 10:36:43 PM
1 votes:
"It didn't" is going in my signature tomorrow
2013-01-01 10:25:36 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Yeah, Mormons cry foul whenever someone suggests they aren't Christians, because everyone who believes in Jesus should be called a Christian if they so wish, right? Then they turn around and say that guys who believe in the Book of Mormon, who also believe every last thing* that Joseph Smith taught are somehow not Mormons. Uh, seriously?

* = polygamy, for one
2013-01-01 10:04:42 PM
1 votes:
I'm not saying I'm badass, but I've survived 5 apocalypses AND 2 raptures in the last 15 years.
2013-01-01 09:26:24 PM
1 votes:

flyinglizard: tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)


Well I guess so I've been up drinking since about 8 am : P

/O and that's with 5 hours sleep since last nights drinking bout : )
//Yea I think I'm drunk, whats wrong with being drunk
//Ask a glass of water
2013-01-01 08:59:17 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.


It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."


If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:
Link
2013-01-01 08:34:43 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


How about simply Christian?
2013-01-01 08:34:13 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


They're all a bit weird.

"they' being religious folk.
2013-01-01 08:32:49 PM
1 votes:
please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.
2013-01-01 08:23:20 PM
1 votes:
We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Link (new window)

How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 17 years without that!
2013-01-01 08:19:42 PM
1 votes:
Memo to pedo-polygamous cult leader: the world doesn't end just because you want it to.
2013-01-01 08:09:57 PM
1 votes:
I don't understand, so if the world is going to end on the day you say, then why be happy you got it right? No one will be around to pat you on the back anyways because we'll all be dead, jerkoff!
2013-01-01 08:09:28 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


It didn't.
2013-01-01 07:15:32 PM
1 votes:
Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.
 
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