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(3 News New Zealand)   What do you mean, you don't trust the apocalyptic predictions of a polygamist cult leader serving life in jail for sexual assault on children who's got it wrong before?   (3news.co.nz) divider line 86
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2013-01-01 07:15:32 PM  
Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.
 
2013-01-01 07:30:05 PM  
I wonder if Jeffs is enjoying being on the other end of "arranged marriages"
 
2013-01-01 08:09:28 PM  

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


It didn't.
 
2013-01-01 08:09:57 PM  
I don't understand, so if the world is going to end on the day you say, then why be happy you got it right? No one will be around to pat you on the back anyways because we'll all be dead, jerkoff!
 
2013-01-01 08:10:02 PM  
Crazy people follow crazy leader. Film at 11.
 
2013-01-01 08:12:02 PM  

skinink: we'll all be dead and burning in Hell wishing you'd listened to him!!1


So there!
 
2013-01-01 08:13:51 PM  

Infernalist: It didn't.


Best part of the article by far.

/Forever
 
2013-01-01 08:19:42 PM  
Memo to pedo-polygamous cult leader: the world doesn't end just because you want it to.
 
2013-01-01 08:23:16 PM  

Spaced Lion: Infernalist: It didn't.

Best part of the article by far.

/Forever


Glad to know I'm not the only one who snorted a little.
 
2013-01-01 08:23:20 PM  
We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Link (new window)

How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 17 years without that!
 
2013-01-01 08:23:35 PM  
Kill it with fire, it's the only way to be sure.

www.coverups.com
 
2013-01-01 08:25:00 PM  
Should combine this thread w/ the pope thread.
2birds/one stone
 
2013-01-01 08:26:19 PM  

Politank-Z: We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Link (new window)

How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 7 years without that!


FTFM
 
2013-01-01 08:27:28 PM  
We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )
 
2013-01-01 08:29:12 PM  

Infernalist: Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.

It didn't.



*snert*
 
2013-01-01 08:30:38 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )


Wait, we don't need a new excuse for idiotic "you only live once" behavior? :-P
 
2013-01-01 08:32:49 PM  
please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.
 
2013-01-01 08:34:13 PM  

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


They're all a bit weird.

"they' being religious folk.
 
2013-01-01 08:34:43 PM  

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


How about simply Christian?
 
2013-01-01 08:37:00 PM  
Um, the world is actually going to end this year on 13-13-2013.
 
2013-01-01 08:37:01 PM  

jaytkay: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

How about simply Christian?


No true Scotsman would say that.

/happy Hogmanay!
 
2013-01-01 08:37:03 PM  
Will someone please explain to me why the media continues to call Vernon Wayne Howell "David Koresh"?
He decided to call himself that.
Screw him and the Branch Daividiots.....they can continue to burn in hell.
 
2013-01-01 08:37:23 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )


Praise Bob
 
2013-01-01 08:39:20 PM  

TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

Wait, we don't need a new excuse for idiotic "you only live once" behavior? :-P


Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )
 
2013-01-01 08:42:22 PM  

jaytkay: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

How about simply Christian?


would be better than most journalists, that fail to recognize the Jesus in the BOM.
 
2013-01-01 08:42:51 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )


Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.
 
2013-01-01 08:42:54 PM  

MisterLoki: tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

Praise Bob


He was good to us ; )
Link
 
2013-01-01 08:46:05 PM  

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.
 
2013-01-01 08:46:18 PM  

TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.


Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )
 
2013-01-01 08:46:42 PM  

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Just because you don't identify with their version of your religion doesn't mean they don't identify as LDS. You might think they're a bit weird, but you can't deny that they're taking it back to the days of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. If they're weird, then so is, like, the entire history of the Church of Latter Day Saints minus the past thirty years or so.
 
2013-01-01 08:51:46 PM  
I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.
 
2013-01-01 08:55:22 PM  

SquiggsIN: not any weirder than the mainstream LDS or any other church / religion.


meh. whatever. our prophet doesn't masturbate a gazillion times a day with underage girls and what not. yah, i call that WEIRD.
 
2013-01-01 08:58:10 PM  
You know, I got to wonder just how f'ing retarded and mentally ill his followers are. I mean, he's just a screwball, but how much of a loser do you have to be to FOLLOW a screwball like this.
 
2013-01-01 08:59:17 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.


It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."


If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:
Link
 
2013-01-01 09:00:16 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped?


In 2011 the LIBERAL federal GOVERNMENT granted Warren Jeffs lifetime taxpayer-funded room and board.

Thanks Fartbama!!
 
2013-01-01 09:01:05 PM  

utah dude: meh. whatever. we have a "prophet". yah, i call that WEIRD.


FTFY
 
2013-01-01 09:04:34 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Um, the world is actually going to end this year on 13-13-2013.


24.media.tumblr.com

Lousy Smarch weather...
 
2013-01-01 09:11:13 PM  

Kali-Yuga: utah dude: meh. whatever. we have a "prophet". yah, i call that WEIRD.

FTFY


haha. lol.
 
2013-01-01 09:11:17 PM  
That mugshot is pure nightmare fuel.
 
2013-01-01 09:14:36 PM  

Kali-Yuga: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.


F'reals.
 
2013-01-01 09:15:18 PM  
Sounds like a business opportunity for a grocery store "Now cult-free!"
 
2013-01-01 09:16:08 PM  
He should have learned from the long lasting religions that you don't predict something that might not come true.
 
2013-01-01 09:19:01 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )


You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)
 
2013-01-01 09:21:19 PM  
Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

/Don't get me farkin' started.
//And Timmeh McVey, wherever you are, FARK YOU, TOO!
 
2013-01-01 09:26:24 PM  

flyinglizard: tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)


Well I guess so I've been up drinking since about 8 am : P

/O and that's with 5 hours sleep since last nights drinking bout : )
//Yea I think I'm drunk, whats wrong with being drunk
//Ask a glass of water
 
2013-01-01 09:29:33 PM  

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


No the pope is still alive.
 
2013-01-01 09:31:14 PM  

ukexpat: Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.

No the pope is still alive.



Ouuuuuch.
 
2013-01-01 09:32:41 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: F'reals.


but which branch would porter rockwell hook up with? sign me up for that one.
 
2013-01-01 09:34:10 PM  

stevejovi: Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

/Don't get me farkin' started.
//And Timmeh McVey, wherever you are, FARK YOU, TOO!


nah dude, seventh day advents... another religion with a stringent morals package.
 
2013-01-01 09:49:02 PM  

Kali-Yuga: AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.

It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."


If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:
Link


So... Romney was running on a vengeance ticket? Well... that makes marginally more sense....
 
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