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"Thus, P.M. actually means A.M., and if Urban Dictionary hadn't already earmarked it for bowel movements, our morning hours should have B.M. designations."
Adolf Oliver Nipples:The demise of Jolt Cola was a devastating blow to night owls like me. Thanks for reminding me of it. Bastard.
I only drank Jolt once, and it was a revelation. I think I was 12 or so. I saw god. I think I saw my ancestors. The only thing that could have made it better is if I were in a desert on some spiritual journey.