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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 41
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2013-01-01 01:07:13 PM  
12 votes:
i877.photobucket.com

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.
2013-01-01 06:45:31 PM  
9 votes:
How did she pass with 34 F's?
2013-01-01 03:08:41 PM  
9 votes:
I'd summa cum in her laude.
2013-01-01 06:49:23 PM  
7 votes:
s7.postimage.orgHere's a little nightmare fuel.
2013-01-01 06:26:40 PM  
4 votes:
I would do really bad things to her asshole...
2013-01-01 01:22:12 PM  
4 votes:

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


That's the wireless antenna. It's the reason porn stars always have a belly-button piercing with stuff hanging there; that's their link to the internet.
2013-01-01 08:35:56 PM  
3 votes:
I'd give her a PHD ...

pretty hard d*ck.


/it's a short course
2013-01-01 06:36:23 PM  
3 votes:
Farking her would probably feel like jerking off into a wad of Saran Wrap.
2013-01-01 11:10:05 PM  
2 votes:
I would expect this woman has a unique odor.
2013-01-01 07:48:28 PM  
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable:
I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now).


You greatly overestimate this woman, and seemingly many other people of either gender.
Most people aren't out to solve the mysteries of life and reach nirvana, they're quite happy and content to pursue material rewards. She's living in a material world, and she is a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and she is a material girl.
2013-01-01 07:37:05 PM  
2 votes:

MylesHeartVodak: Can't make her stop talking, but still.


upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-01 06:38:01 PM  
2 votes:
She's on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

We had a crazy spray tan Jersey/Long Island girl in my journalism class back in college. We were discussing gang initiations, and she was saying how awful it was and I pointed out that her sorority did pretty much the same thing. Her head just about exploded.

Another time, with a straight face, she said she wanted to do something important with her life, like be a fashion reporter. My head just about exploded.

I always imagined that if she sucked too hard on a straw her head would cave in. She had sharp knees and a camel toe.
2013-01-01 06:32:39 PM  
2 votes:

moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...


I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.
2013-01-02 12:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

LL316: If I call you pretty now, does that mean I have the inside track after you get them?


I haven't decided how damaged I am yet or if I need to have daddy issues, so I'll have to get back to you.
2013-01-02 11:04:36 AM  
1 votes:

littlett's: Kiwimann: If I was so shallow that I used spray-on tan and spray-on hair and a man girdle then maybe I would.

I tan once a week and  I also use a compression undergarment under tight dresses. Does that make me shallow?


No, the fact that you're shallow makes you do those things. People are always confusing cause and effect these days.

:)
2013-01-02 05:10:19 AM  
1 votes:

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


A 14 yo taking a picture of herself with her eye-phone does not cleanse the palate. It makes me want to punch her in the boobs, take her phone, and smash it under my Sailor Moon Boots of Indeterminable Fury
2013-01-01 09:37:05 PM  
1 votes:

Diagonal: HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.

Solicitor?


I barely know her!
2013-01-01 08:41:01 PM  
1 votes:
I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.
2013-01-01 08:05:07 PM  
1 votes:
I served with Pamela Anderson. I knew Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson was a friend of mine. Ms. Poole, you're no Pamela Anderson.
2013-01-01 08:00:54 PM  
1 votes:

LordBollocks: [i942.photobucket.com image 400x225]


Pretty sure Wonka knows how to spell better than that. I mean he is some kind of wizard to make flying elevators and dinner-in-a-sweet-candy-shell.
2013-01-01 07:21:28 PM  
1 votes:
Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM  
1 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-01-01 07:14:12 PM  
1 votes:
i942.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 07:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-01 06:58:01 PM  
1 votes:
Smart? and hot? That means BOYFRIEND.
2013-01-01 06:57:09 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.
2013-01-01 06:46:42 PM  
1 votes:

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


Is it too much to ask for these women to, after lining up the shot, look into the mirror before they take the picture? No eye contact makes me feel like a Japanese subway groper every time I look at these pictures.
2013-01-01 06:45:14 PM  
1 votes:
as a female I have to say just looking at those big boobies makes my back hurt. also isn't the extreme tan/bleach blond hair out now? I am pretty sure that pale/perfect skin & brown/red hair is in now.
2013-01-01 06:42:54 PM  
1 votes:
Hot dog down a hallway wouldn't even cut it. It'd be more like dropping a pebble into the abyss of Ginnungagap.
2013-01-01 06:41:44 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

i99.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 06:37:56 PM  
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.


If Hitler had limited his eugenics program to achieving this goal, today he would be a folk hero on par with King Arthur or Cincinnatus.
2013-01-01 06:34:01 PM  
1 votes:
I could care less if she has two degrees or if she's as dumb as a box of rocks . All that really matters is that for some reason I really care about her .
2013-01-01 06:30:46 PM  
1 votes:
Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.
2013-01-01 06:28:16 PM  
1 votes:
She looks like a Real Doll
2013-01-01 06:25:16 PM  
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: It's amazing what a good bj will get you.


How do you like that new car?
2013-01-01 06:23:07 PM  
1 votes:
Uh huh. If I was a professor I'd "give" her a degree too. We all know she didn't earn them. Look at the eyes - dead giveaway for an airhead that would do anything for a degree.
2013-01-01 06:22:06 PM  
1 votes:
Would be hotter without the bolt-ons
2013-01-01 06:22:00 PM  
1 votes:
after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.
2013-01-01 03:56:27 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.



I believe we're done here.
2013-01-01 03:37:00 PM  
1 votes:
A camel toe says what?
2013-01-01 02:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
It's amazing what a good bj will get you.
 
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