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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-01-01 01:40:37 PM  
11 votes:
Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.
2013-01-01 06:41:44 PM  
6 votes:
Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

i99.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 07:21:28 PM  
5 votes:
Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.
2013-01-01 06:22:06 PM  
5 votes:
Would be hotter without the bolt-ons
2013-01-01 02:09:59 PM  
4 votes:
Never stick your dick in crazy.
2013-01-01 08:41:01 PM  
3 votes:
I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.
2013-01-01 08:03:49 PM  
3 votes:

Theaetetus: TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?


Actually, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in a fark thread actually come out and be against feminism at all.

What I have seen is a bunch of judgemental assholes who come down on any and all choices that any woman makes for herself that fall outside of their own narrow sense of self. Just a few posts up from this one you have a pretentious asshole claiming that obviously something is wrong with this girl. I mean, it's so obvious right? She must have some sort of mental issue because... she had a boob job and bleaches her hair blonde.

So, speaking of hypocricsy, isn't it amazing how dozens of people can make fun of a woman for having a breast augmentation and saying how hideous she is without anyone calling them a misogynist, but as soon as someone says she looks good and they want to sex her up, he's history's greatest monster?
2013-01-01 06:28:16 PM  
3 votes:
She looks like a Real Doll
2013-01-01 06:22:34 PM  
3 votes:

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.
2013-01-01 10:49:48 PM  
2 votes:
A degree does not prove one is smart. It proves one is capable of mimicry, repetition, and regurgitating what they've been told when it's time to take an exam.

Being able to spit out what someone else tells you, and understanding and expanding on what someone else tells you are two very different things.

So her degrees alone don't impress me. It puts her on par with a parrot or clever canine.
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM  
2 votes:

TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.


Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM  
2 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-01-01 06:49:23 PM  
2 votes:
s7.postimage.orgHere's a little nightmare fuel.
2013-01-01 06:30:53 PM  
2 votes:
Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.
2013-01-01 06:27:34 PM  
2 votes:
(Average woman + Sun / Guardian)*(false praise)=instant Fark greenlight
2013-01-01 06:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Bolt-ons. Ugh.
2013-01-01 02:33:59 PM  
2 votes:
It's amazing what a good bj will get you.
2013-01-01 01:22:12 PM  
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


That's the wireless antenna. It's the reason porn stars always have a belly-button piercing with stuff hanging there; that's their link to the internet.
2013-01-01 01:22:05 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, maybe as an old guy I don't have a 'right' to complain about this, but -- WHY THE HELL DID NAVEL PIERCINGS HAVE TO COME BACK IN FASHION???!??

They looked trashy 7 years ago, the scars you'd see in photos taken during that period of time after they fell out of fashion but before the former wearers grew beer bellies looked horrible, and ... now they're back again.
2013-01-02 12:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

LL316: If I call you pretty now, does that mean I have the inside track after you get them?


I haven't decided how damaged I am yet or if I need to have daddy issues, so I'll have to get back to you.
2013-01-02 12:16:42 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?


i.imgur.com
2013-01-02 02:16:29 AM  
1 votes:
Pedobearapproved:
"clown makeup, fake tits, who graduated from sucking a golf ball through a garden hose = lots of hits"

That's another thing I've never understood. Because she has giant tits and wears far too much makeup, she obviously blows teachers for grades?

It must suck to be gorgeous and have everyone assume you got through school/advanced at work by putting out.

Thank god I'm not hot.
2013-01-01 11:56:03 PM  
1 votes:
why are her boobs lopsided?
2013-01-01 09:38:27 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: ElBarto79: Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.

Her appearance is contrived and copied from a doll that is an  unrealistic icon. There is no thought of original style or self appreciation and enhancement to her 'beauty'.


If a woman copied Hillary Clintons style would people criticize her for choosing an unrealistic icon and a lack of originality? If you want to look at sheer numbers a woman has a much better chance of becoming a reasonable approximation of Barbie than she does becoming Secretary of State. As long as she is happy with herself what's the problem?
2013-01-01 08:00:49 PM  
1 votes:
Girl looks good (although don't think implants were really necessary), graduated from college with a double major, likes to please her man (eyes at least)...
I don't have any problem with this. Good for her, not impressed but not dismissive either.

Not sure why so many people enjoy posting [made up, purely speculative] crap about women who a) are very thin b) have implants c) have overt sexuality.

One wonders what these people look like themselves.
2013-01-01 07:41:51 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?


UK degree grading is very blunt compared to the US system. There are really only 4 grades you can get and no distinction is made as to whether you were in the upper, middle or lower end of your grade:

First Class Honors: AKA a "First" is the highest award for a degree.

Second Class honors, Upper division, AKA "2:1" is the second highest award. Basically 'very good but not exceptional'. This is the most any employer will ask for and will normally be enough for post-grad study, particularly if your post grad is at the same university as your undergrad.

Second Class honors, Lower division, AKA "2:2". You've passed and generally know your stuff but nothing particularly noteworthy. Probably best not to attempt a career in academia. It's value depends on where you study - for example most employers are cool with a 2:2 from Cambridge.

This Class honors, AKA 'a third': You barely passed. It's actually pretty difficult to get as most people on a trajectory to get a third early on end up failing out in their second or third year at university because they don't have the aptitude for the subject, but it's also difficult to grade down from a 2:2 to a third in your final year as doing so would often require failing your final year. You have to walk a tightrope of suckage that is normally aided by rich parents who can help persuade the university to let you retake enough papers each year.
2013-01-01 07:26:12 PM  
1 votes:
I know lots of people with degrees who are idiots.
2013-01-01 07:22:48 PM  
1 votes:
She may be smart enough to get a law degree, and "fashion" degree, but, that
still doesn't stop the fact that anyone spending that amount of money to look like
a damn barbie doll, is nothing more than an attention whore.
2013-01-01 07:19:54 PM  
1 votes:
British pretty...
2013-01-01 07:07:51 PM  
1 votes:
I don't want to evoke the knees guy, but what the heck is up with your guys' standards.

Are breast implants and a smear of makeup all it takes these days?
2013-01-01 06:58:01 PM  
1 votes:
Smart? and hot? That means BOYFRIEND.
2013-01-01 06:50:31 PM  
1 votes:
Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

maaadddog.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-01 06:45:14 PM  
1 votes:
as a female I have to say just looking at those big boobies makes my back hurt. also isn't the extreme tan/bleach blond hair out now? I am pretty sure that pale/perfect skin & brown/red hair is in now.
2013-01-01 06:45:03 PM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: She looks like a Real Doll


Hey, be nice to Real Dolls, they didn't do anything to you.

Seriously, this is one ugly farking "broccoli" bimbo.
Do not want.

/DIAF, Subby.

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


TY!
2013-01-01 06:44:08 PM  
1 votes:
Far, FAR too much makeup. I can't be the only one turned off by that, can I?
2013-01-01 06:34:05 PM  
1 votes:

Tickle Mittens: clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.

Where's your sense of adventure?


Hiding behind my fear of castration thankyouverymuch
2013-01-01 06:31:14 PM  
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?


A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".
2013-01-01 06:26:40 PM  
1 votes:
I would do really bad things to her asshole...
2013-01-01 06:25:51 PM  
1 votes:

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


This. Educated does equal smart.
2013-01-01 06:24:02 PM  
1 votes:

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Where's your sense of adventure?
2013-01-01 03:56:27 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.



I believe we're done here.
2013-01-01 03:50:57 PM  
1 votes:

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


O_o
2013-01-01 03:08:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'd summa cum in her laude.
2013-01-01 01:07:13 PM  
1 votes:
i877.photobucket.com

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.
 
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