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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 222
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2013-01-01 07:21:28 PM
Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.
 
2013-01-01 07:22:48 PM
She may be smart enough to get a law degree, and "fashion" degree, but, that
still doesn't stop the fact that anyone spending that amount of money to look like
a damn barbie doll, is nothing more than an attention whore.
 
2013-01-01 07:26:12 PM
I know lots of people with degrees who are idiots.
 
2013-01-01 07:28:32 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


getdefault.com
 
2013-01-01 07:29:49 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.


Well, sure. There's a sadness in what she has done to herself.

People really love labels, though, and it's safe to say that's where this thread is headed.
 
2013-01-01 07:31:45 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


of a 14 yr old?
 
2013-01-01 07:32:27 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:34:31 PM

KiwDaWabbit: unfarkingbelievable: I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.

Well, sure. There's a sadness in what she has done to herself.

People really love labels, though, and it's safe to say that's where this thread is headed.


Thanks so much for your insight, KDW! By the way, a very happy new year to you!
 
2013-01-01 07:34:32 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: She looks like a Real Doll


To be fair, she's probably more affordable. Can't make her stop talking, but still.
 
2013-01-01 07:37:05 PM

MylesHeartVodak: Can't make her stop talking, but still.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-01 07:37:55 PM
No one? No one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
 
2013-01-01 07:38:16 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Thanks so much for your insight, KDW! By the way, a very happy new year to you!


Same to you! I hope that 2013 is a hell of a lot better than 2012, that's for sure.

I'll be sure to check on this thread later to find out how pervasive woman hating is and how I'm bad and I should feel bad.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:51 PM

HotWingAgenda: What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?


UK degree grading is very blunt compared to the US system. There are really only 4 grades you can get and no distinction is made as to whether you were in the upper, middle or lower end of your grade:

First Class Honors: AKA a "First" is the highest award for a degree.

Second Class honors, Upper division, AKA "2:1" is the second highest award. Basically 'very good but not exceptional'. This is the most any employer will ask for and will normally be enough for post-grad study, particularly if your post grad is at the same university as your undergrad.

Second Class honors, Lower division, AKA "2:2". You've passed and generally know your stuff but nothing particularly noteworthy. Probably best not to attempt a career in academia. It's value depends on where you study - for example most employers are cool with a 2:2 from Cambridge.

This Class honors, AKA 'a third': You barely passed. It's actually pretty difficult to get as most people on a trajectory to get a third early on end up failing out in their second or third year at university because they don't have the aptitude for the subject, but it's also difficult to grade down from a 2:2 to a third in your final year as doing so would often require failing your final year. You have to walk a tightrope of suckage that is normally aided by rich parents who can help persuade the university to let you retake enough papers each year.
 
2013-01-01 07:43:49 PM
Looks like somebody's already hit it with the fist of an angry god. She could play hockey with that schnozz.
 
2013-01-01 07:45:30 PM

super_grass: In b4 elitism about degree type.

Aw dammit.


Too late. The job training degrees, trade school folks beat us to it.
 
2013-01-01 07:45:54 PM
Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees

Yes, but have you DONE anything with them?
 
2013-01-01 07:47:15 PM

dv-ous: My university professor friends have been complaining about lowering academic standards for decades.


Yup. It's because universities became job training centers and research institutes a long time ago. Teaching and learning no longer matter.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:28 PM

unfarkingbelievable:
I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now).


You greatly overestimate this woman, and seemingly many other people of either gender.
Most people aren't out to solve the mysteries of life and reach nirvana, they're quite happy and content to pursue material rewards. She's living in a material world, and she is a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and she is a material girl.
 
2013-01-01 07:49:25 PM

HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.


Solicitor?
 
2013-01-01 07:49:54 PM

metal_gear: Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees

Yes, but have you DONE anything with them?


"I don't know... a hat... a broach... a pterodactyl..."
whatitslikeontheinside.com
/picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
 
2013-01-01 07:50:06 PM

Zerocyde:

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


I don't think that hair color is natural.

/ducks
 
2013-01-01 07:51:10 PM

ElBarto79: Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"


Sounds about right.
 
2013-01-01 07:54:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: unfarkingbelievable:
I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now).

You greatly overestimate this woman, and seemingly many other people of either gender.
Most people aren't out to solve the mysteries of life and reach nirvana, they're quite happy and content to pursue material rewards. She's living in a material world, and she is a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and she is a material girl.


And she was voguing for this article, eh? :)
 
2013-01-01 07:59:05 PM
If she didn't have fake titties, tan, have a belly ring, or bleach her hair, yeah maybe.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:49 PM
Girl looks good (although don't think implants were really necessary), graduated from college with a double major, likes to please her man (eyes at least)...
I don't have any problem with this. Good for her, not impressed but not dismissive either.

Not sure why so many people enjoy posting [made up, purely speculative] crap about women who a) are very thin b) have implants c) have overt sexuality.

One wonders what these people look like themselves.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:54 PM

LordBollocks: [i942.photobucket.com image 400x225]


Pretty sure Wonka knows how to spell better than that. I mean he is some kind of wizard to make flying elevators and dinner-in-a-sweet-candy-shell.
 
2013-01-01 08:02:16 PM

p51d007: anyone spending that amount of money to look like
a damn barbie doll, is nothing more than an attention whore.


Could be due to psychological damage, could be that she just want's to look "plastic".  If she were AWing she would be trying for a reality TV series while she practiced law and designed her own line of clothing.

I don't always buy into the idea that the only reason to get plastic surgery is to fill a void in your life or to get attention.  If for some reason I found myself with extra money that I for some reason had to spend on plastic surgery, I could see getting a nose job or a breast lift.  I'm happy where I am and with how I look,  but I don't know that I would scoff at the idea of making a few tweaks for the hell of it.
 
2013-01-01 08:02:51 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


That chick looks young enough to be your daughter....'s student.
 
2013-01-01 08:03:49 PM

Theaetetus: TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?


Actually, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in a fark thread actually come out and be against feminism at all.

What I have seen is a bunch of judgemental assholes who come down on any and all choices that any woman makes for herself that fall outside of their own narrow sense of self. Just a few posts up from this one you have a pretentious asshole claiming that obviously something is wrong with this girl. I mean, it's so obvious right? She must have some sort of mental issue because... she had a boob job and bleaches her hair blonde.

So, speaking of hypocricsy, isn't it amazing how dozens of people can make fun of a woman for having a breast augmentation and saying how hideous she is without anyone calling them a misogynist, but as soon as someone says she looks good and they want to sex her up, he's history's greatest monster?
 
2013-01-01 08:05:07 PM
I served with Pamela Anderson. I knew Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson was a friend of mine. Ms. Poole, you're no Pamela Anderson.
 
2013-01-01 08:06:10 PM

Zerocyde: that will help to cleanse your pallet


If you use "pallet" when you mean "palate", people will paint you with a Grammar Nazi palette.

That said, a pallet full of blondes (possibly NSFW)
 
2013-01-01 08:06:44 PM
blech
 
2013-01-01 08:07:23 PM

Zerocyde: Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...



www.mikadopackaging.com
It could use a sprucing up, come to think of it.
 
2013-01-01 08:07:50 PM
Eh, I would and I wouldn't feel bad about it. Naughty girls need love too.
 
2013-01-01 08:08:01 PM
What is it with the faces of most English women (posted here at least)?

There is something about them that is just a little off.
 
2013-01-01 08:17:33 PM
Wow she's amazing! She's really a very talented and hard working person! She is a role model to all the women out there. If you want to succeed in life like this lady, you better start sleeping with twice the amount of teachers/employers like she did. Hard work pays off!
 
2013-01-01 08:18:42 PM

jaybeezey: What is it with the faces of most English women (posted here at least)?

There is something about them that is just a little off.


Centuries of inbreeding.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:36 PM

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Smarter words were never spoken. I just lived through the consequences...
 
2013-01-01 08:34:15 PM

TwistedFark: ...as soon as someone says she looks good and they want to sex her up, he's history's greatest monster?


Thenceforth, you will be known only as the Genghis Khan of Female Observation.
 
2013-01-01 08:34:38 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Enormous vagina is ENORMOUS!
 
2013-01-01 08:35:56 PM
I'd give her a PHD ...

pretty hard d*ck.


/it's a short course
 
2013-01-01 08:36:21 PM
She is gross.
 
2013-01-01 08:41:01 PM
I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.
 
2013-01-01 08:44:42 PM
if i wanted to fark a piece of plastic, i'd buy a fleshlight.
 
2013-01-01 08:47:32 PM
Really nice, but looks like she has a lot to prove. It is easy enough to dress down if you want people to focus more on your intelligence. I suspect she would look even better without make-up and with dyed brown hair.
 
2013-01-01 08:52:14 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: if i wanted to fark a piece of plastic, i'd buy a fleshlight.


They're latex.

Wait, shiat. Not that I'd...fark it. It's an OK toy, but can't compete with real women moaning and whimpering and the smell of fresh ether and bloo...hey, what's that hellicopter sound and who's knocking at my door?
 
2013-01-01 08:52:26 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.


Now, now. Those two things aren't always mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-01 09:01:53 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


NO U!
 
2013-01-01 09:03:53 PM

ElBarto79: Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.


Her appearance is contrived and copied from a doll that is an  unrealistic icon. There is no thought of original style or self appreciation and enhancement to her 'beauty'.
 
2013-01-01 09:06:28 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet..


www.mikadopackaging.com
Why would this need cleansing?  Palate. FTFY.
 
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