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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 222
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2013-01-01 06:38:06 PM  
I think I just had a bit of a crisis...


/no calls
 
2013-01-01 06:38:36 PM  
Not to be all studman here but remove the makeup and push-me-pull-you clothing and she's probably pretty average. Notice that there aren't any photos of her looking normal.

/wouldn't say no if the opportunity presented itself, just wouldn't feel like something special just happened.
 
2013-01-01 06:39:12 PM  
A 2:2 is not a good pass, means you arent going to walk into a prestigious job, but it IS still the same degree and qualifies you to work in the field. Given she was doing a masters in lulshiat afterwards she was hardly looking at city legal firms anyway..
 
2013-01-01 06:39:15 PM  
Based on her face alone, not so much. Factor in the crazy that appears to reside inside her skull and I'd have to say she's a little creepy.
 
2013-01-01 06:39:56 PM  
Quite the over achiever.
Two  degrees and she's taking in laundry while working at Hooters.
 
2013-01-01 06:41:11 PM  

Copper Spork: A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".


Depends how the grade inflation at your university/department is.
But, yeah, your break down is similar to what mine was:
Third = Why did you show up? aka beer degree
2:2 (Lower Second) = Failure
2:1 (Upper Second) = Safe zone for respectability
First = Good job (usually the top 5-10% of the class, less of the uni has a reputation to preserve).

They use the same grading system for individual courses. However, the translation to number scores is very different from the U.S. systems, and the scores typically given are also different. In my department, a First was 70 and up, a 2:1 was 60-70, 2:2 was 50-60, Third was 40-50, anything below was a fail.

However, professors very rarely gave people something above 75 or so. 80 was considered highly, highly exceptional, 85 and up was considered potentially publishable with a bit of tweaking.

Courses that are graded based on quantitative material have different systems, I believe.

Also, note that in the UK law degrees are an undergraduate major. You can start school uni at 18, graduate with an LLB at 21. It's a lot more efficient.
 
2013-01-01 06:41:44 PM  
Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

i99.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 06:42:54 PM  
Hot dog down a hallway wouldn't even cut it. It'd be more like dropping a pebble into the abyss of Ginnungagap.
 
2013-01-01 06:43:09 PM  
She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.
 
2013-01-01 06:44:08 PM  
Far, FAR too much makeup. I can't be the only one turned off by that, can I?
 
2013-01-01 06:45:03 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: She looks like a Real Doll


Hey, be nice to Real Dolls, they didn't do anything to you.

Seriously, this is one ugly farking "broccoli" bimbo.
Do not want.

/DIAF, Subby.

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


TY!
 
2013-01-01 06:45:14 PM  
as a female I have to say just looking at those big boobies makes my back hurt. also isn't the extreme tan/bleach blond hair out now? I am pretty sure that pale/perfect skin & brown/red hair is in now.
 
2013-01-01 06:45:31 PM  
How did she pass with 34 F's?
 
2013-01-01 06:46:36 PM  

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


My Hero!
 
2013-01-01 06:46:42 PM  

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


Is it too much to ask for these women to, after lining up the shot, look into the mirror before they take the picture? No eye contact makes me feel like a Japanese subway groper every time I look at these pictures.
 
2013-01-01 06:46:52 PM  
I'd love to her dissertation on,"Blawwlawwgrrrallawlolrrrgogglle..."
 
2013-01-01 06:46:58 PM  

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


So beautiful! I want that dress! But I also think the girl in the article is beautiful, but in a different way.
 
2013-01-01 06:48:23 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]

Is it too much to ask for these women to, after lining up the shot, look into the mirror before they take the picture? No eye contact makes me feel like a Japanese subway groper every time I look at these pictures.


Not that I don't appreciate the effort, of course.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:23 PM  
s7.postimage.orgHere's a little nightmare fuel.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:42 PM  

TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.


Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:54 PM  

LazarusLong42: And I'm certain her degree in fashion marketing will open all manner of job opportunities. Sure.


Unless that job is working for Adam & Eve or editing some BSDM rag. They've got subscibers to their newsletters too ya know.

But seriously, only thing that comes to mind is that a night with her means it will take a farking month of washings to get all the makeup and glitter out of the sheets.
 
2013-01-01 06:50:11 PM  
Too bad she wrecked her hair and bewbs, she would be pretty hot.
 
2013-01-01 06:50:29 PM  

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


What's with all the negative space? It's almost like she wanted to make a statement with the photo other than "please masturbate to this image."
 
2013-01-01 06:50:31 PM  
Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

maaadddog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-01 06:52:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


You should see the picture of his wife's tits.
 
2013-01-01 06:54:17 PM  

nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]


I hate to break it to you, but Pride and Prejudice up there outshines this space demon by a million lumens.
 
2013-01-01 06:57:09 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.
 
2013-01-01 06:58:01 PM  
Smart? and hot? That means BOYFRIEND.
 
2013-01-01 06:58:20 PM  

nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]


Danica = BS Math, Summa Cum Laude
Barbie = BS in Fashion Management & barely what would be considered a BA in Law from what it sounds like in this thread.

Danica could make a mathematical formula on how much smarter of a woman she will always be.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:05 PM  
Compaired to your Sun reader getting a Desmond from Nottingham Poly shows some brains but its not like one of the great universities Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:34 PM  

wax_on: Not to be all studman here but remove the makeup and push-me-pull-you clothing and she's probably pretty average. Notice that there aren't any photos of her looking normal.

/wouldn't say no if the opportunity presented itself, just wouldn't feel like something special just happened.


Bikini? Aside from the bolt ons (which don't NEED pushups, they're hitlertits), she's got a great body.

Granted, the overly spray tanned terrible bleached hair shiat has been old for a decade or more, but still a really nice body.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:04 PM  

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:02:13 PM  

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


It's fine as long as you have a good exit strategy.
 
2013-01-01 07:03:07 PM  
Not to get all Studman69, but, uh...no.
 
2013-01-01 07:05:57 PM  

DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.


It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

About 10 minutes on any place like redhotpie or fetlife will turn up heaps of women who are into being bimbos... and of course the men that are more than willing to be involved with them. But it's wrong. Oh, so deliciously wrong.
 
2013-01-01 07:06:05 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


Really? The life's work of the girl in the article is to look like a tan Barbie doll.

While I agree that if you're a woman who possesses a certain amount of beauty, it's generally misogynistic to verbalize what you want to do to her sexually (although if you claim that's not your first thought as a man, you're either lying or asexual, sorry to admit).

That being said, let's get back to this girl. Sexual objectification is her goal. She hates herself, at least to some degree. When you do that to your body, you're being self-defeating if you want to be judged on anything other than your looks.
 
2013-01-01 07:07:51 PM  
I don't want to evoke the knees guy, but what the heck is up with your guys' standards.

Are breast implants and a smear of makeup all it takes these days?
 
2013-01-01 07:08:14 PM  

DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.


I wasn't trolling, but when I read that comment, as a woman, it really just got to me, in a bad way. I mean, I kind of thought for a moment, what if a guy was saying that about me? Not that I look glamorous or gorgeous, I don't, I'm average and forgettable. But his comment seemed at that moment when I read it, somewhat hateful and completely disrespectful. I hope I've cleared that up a bit, sometimes I'm not adept at writing my feelings.
 
2013-01-01 07:08:59 PM  

buckler: Not to get all Studman69, but, uh...no.


I came here to say EXACTLY this...

Weird...seriously, man, get out of my head!
 
2013-01-01 07:09:27 PM  

Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".


Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.
 
2013-01-01 07:12:52 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

Really? The life's work of the girl in the article is to look like a tan Barbie doll.

While I agree that if you're a woman who possesses a certain amount of beauty, it's generally misogynistic to verbalize what you want to do to her sexually (although if you claim that's not your first thought as a man, you're either lying or asexual, sorry to admit).

That being said, let's get back to this girl. Sexual objectification is her goal. She hates herself, at least to some degree. When you do that to your body, you're being self-defeating if you want to be judged on anything other than your looks.


I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.
 
2013-01-01 07:14:07 PM  
Well we all know how she really go those degrees now don't we? wink, wink.
 
2013-01-01 07:14:12 PM  
i942.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 07:15:09 PM  
1.) she isnt good looking... at all
2.) article doesnt mention major?
 
2013-01-01 07:17:22 PM  
a far too much makeup and breast implants wearing woman went to college. holy fark, call the newspapers!

/lo and behold, someone whose sarcasm detector was severly broken went and did just that...
 
2013-01-01 07:17:59 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]

I hate to break it to you, but Pride and Prejudice up there outshines this space demon by a million lumens.


We're talking attractive and intelligent for the sake of argument I'll grant you that Pride and Prejudice is more attractive that Mrs. McKellar, but who is she? Can she read above a 5th grade level? Is she a PhD candidate in theoretical physics? I have no idea, so she doesn't belong in this argument.

FriarReb98: Danica could make a mathematical formula on how much smarter of a woman she will always be.


I said probably because I had no idea what a 2:2 degree was, and was too lazy to care, so I hedged slightly.
 
2013-01-01 07:18:41 PM  
Two degrees? Nice to see college profs appreciate bewbs too.
 
2013-01-01 07:19:54 PM  
British pretty...
 
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM  

TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.


Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?
 
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