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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 222
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2013-01-01 01:07:13 PM
i877.photobucket.com

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.
 
2013-01-01 01:22:05 PM
Okay, maybe as an old guy I don't have a 'right' to complain about this, but -- WHY THE HELL DID NAVEL PIERCINGS HAVE TO COME BACK IN FASHION???!??

They looked trashy 7 years ago, the scars you'd see in photos taken during that period of time after they fell out of fashion but before the former wearers grew beer bellies looked horrible, and ... now they're back again.
 
2013-01-01 01:22:12 PM

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


That's the wireless antenna. It's the reason porn stars always have a belly-button piercing with stuff hanging there; that's their link to the internet.
 
2013-01-01 01:40:37 PM
Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-01 02:09:59 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-01-01 02:33:59 PM
It's amazing what a good bj will get you.
 
2013-01-01 03:08:41 PM
I'd summa cum in her laude.
 
2013-01-01 03:37:00 PM
A camel toe says what?
 
2013-01-01 03:50:57 PM

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


O_o
 
2013-01-01 03:56:27 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.



I believe we're done here.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:00 PM
after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:06 PM
Would be hotter without the bolt-ons
 
2013-01-01 06:22:30 PM
Why yes, yes I would.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:34 PM

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:01 PM
Bolt-ons. Ugh.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:07 PM
Uh huh. If I was a professor I'd "give" her a degree too. We all know she didn't earn them. Look at the eyes - dead giveaway for an airhead that would do anything for a degree.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:37 PM

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


I think the Liberal Arts degree thread was yesterday.
 
2013-01-01 06:24:01 PM
And I'm certain her degree in fashion marketing will open all manner of job opportunities. Sure.
 
2013-01-01 06:24:02 PM

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Where's your sense of adventure?
 
2013-01-01 06:25:14 PM
In b4 elitism about degree type.

Aw dammit.
 
2013-01-01 06:25:16 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: It's amazing what a good bj will get you.


How do you like that new car?
 
2013-01-01 06:25:51 PM

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


This. Educated does equal smart.
 
2013-01-01 06:26:40 PM
I would do really bad things to her asshole...
 
2013-01-01 06:27:34 PM
(Average woman + Sun / Guardian)*(false praise)=instant Fark greenlight
 
2013-01-01 06:27:48 PM
Had an incredible professor in college with Ph.D's in psychology and physics. Makes this woman look like Oscar the grouch.

"two degrees" being a weak law degree and masters in fashion marketing. Yeah, strong there.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:00 PM
Low standards you've got there, subby.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:16 PM
She looks like a Real Doll
 
2013-01-01 06:28:29 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.


No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:56 PM
What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?
 
2013-01-01 06:29:02 PM

Arn_Dee: Low standards you've got there, subby several people in this thread.


FTFM
 
2013-01-01 06:30:18 PM
What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?
 
2013-01-01 06:30:27 PM

Copper Spork: omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.

No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.


I was wondering what that 2:2 meant. Is it British for 'Technical School'?

Also "Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction"

Bahahahahaha

She sure showed everyone.
 
2013-01-01 06:30:46 PM
Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.
 
2013-01-01 06:30:53 PM
Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:14 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?


A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".
 
2013-01-01 06:31:39 PM
If you don't want negative attention, don't consistently pander for attention. Some of it is always going to be negative, and the negativity will be compounded if you emulate a children's doll.

Other than that, much of what needs to be said has already been said. "Educated" does not equal "smart", fist of an angry God, quadruple entendre with Latin words, etc.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:41 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.


I had to look up the 2:2 bit, apparently it's like a ranking? And not a particularly good one either from what I could gather.

That said, I know some smart women who chose to look like blond bimbos. I also know people with degrees who aren't actually particularly smart either.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:49 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Even her matriculation outfit is a low-cut, made-to-order whore accessory. I must admit to a weakness for huge bolt-ons, however, so I may be unable to summon the contempt that most other farkers have for this strange creature.
 
2013-01-01 06:32:39 PM

moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...


I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.
 
2013-01-01 06:33:02 PM
My university professor friends have been complaining about lowering academic standards for decades.
 
2013-01-01 06:33:03 PM
Her tits are ridiculous.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:00 PM

poison_amy: kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.

holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.


This is true, however it doesn't prove she isn't intelligent. She very well could be, we don't have much info to the contrary, aside from the strange personal fetish, but plenty of smart folks are odd.

/she looks better not as Barbie.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:01 PM
I could care less if she has two degrees or if she's as dumb as a box of rocks . All that really matters is that for some reason I really care about her .
 
2013-01-01 06:34:05 PM

Tickle Mittens: clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.

Where's your sense of adventure?


Hiding behind my fear of castration thankyouverymuch
 
2013-01-01 06:34:41 PM

JonnyG: moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...

I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.


Insatiable Jesus: Her tits are ridiculous.


The above quoted comment goes double for you.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:44 PM
Lopsides bewbs really creep me out.

/would still hit it
 
2013-01-01 06:36:23 PM
Farking her would probably feel like jerking off into a wad of Saran Wrap.
 
2013-01-01 06:36:34 PM
done in one...you ruined it for me dude...i was about to crank one off but will go make a sammich instread!
 
2013-01-01 06:37:56 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.


If Hitler had limited his eugenics program to achieving this goal, today he would be a folk hero on par with King Arthur or Cincinnatus.
 
2013-01-01 06:38:01 PM
She's on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

We had a crazy spray tan Jersey/Long Island girl in my journalism class back in college. We were discussing gang initiations, and she was saying how awful it was and I pointed out that her sorority did pretty much the same thing. Her head just about exploded.

Another time, with a straight face, she said she wanted to do something important with her life, like be a fashion reporter. My head just about exploded.

I always imagined that if she sucked too hard on a straw her head would cave in. She had sharp knees and a camel toe.
 
2013-01-01 06:38:06 PM
I think I just had a bit of a crisis...


/no calls
 
2013-01-01 06:38:36 PM
Not to be all studman here but remove the makeup and push-me-pull-you clothing and she's probably pretty average. Notice that there aren't any photos of her looking normal.

/wouldn't say no if the opportunity presented itself, just wouldn't feel like something special just happened.
 
2013-01-01 06:39:12 PM
A 2:2 is not a good pass, means you arent going to walk into a prestigious job, but it IS still the same degree and qualifies you to work in the field. Given she was doing a masters in lulshiat afterwards she was hardly looking at city legal firms anyway..
 
2013-01-01 06:39:15 PM
Based on her face alone, not so much. Factor in the crazy that appears to reside inside her skull and I'd have to say she's a little creepy.
 
2013-01-01 06:39:56 PM
Quite the over achiever.
Two  degrees and she's taking in laundry while working at Hooters.
 
2013-01-01 06:41:11 PM

Copper Spork: A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".


Depends how the grade inflation at your university/department is.
But, yeah, your break down is similar to what mine was:
Third = Why did you show up? aka beer degree
2:2 (Lower Second) = Failure
2:1 (Upper Second) = Safe zone for respectability
First = Good job (usually the top 5-10% of the class, less of the uni has a reputation to preserve).

They use the same grading system for individual courses. However, the translation to number scores is very different from the U.S. systems, and the scores typically given are also different. In my department, a First was 70 and up, a 2:1 was 60-70, 2:2 was 50-60, Third was 40-50, anything below was a fail.

However, professors very rarely gave people something above 75 or so. 80 was considered highly, highly exceptional, 85 and up was considered potentially publishable with a bit of tweaking.

Courses that are graded based on quantitative material have different systems, I believe.

Also, note that in the UK law degrees are an undergraduate major. You can start school uni at 18, graduate with an LLB at 21. It's a lot more efficient.
 
2013-01-01 06:41:44 PM
Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

i99.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 06:42:54 PM
Hot dog down a hallway wouldn't even cut it. It'd be more like dropping a pebble into the abyss of Ginnungagap.
 
2013-01-01 06:43:09 PM
She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.
 
2013-01-01 06:44:08 PM
Far, FAR too much makeup. I can't be the only one turned off by that, can I?
 
2013-01-01 06:45:03 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: She looks like a Real Doll


Hey, be nice to Real Dolls, they didn't do anything to you.

Seriously, this is one ugly farking "broccoli" bimbo.
Do not want.

/DIAF, Subby.

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


TY!
 
2013-01-01 06:45:14 PM
as a female I have to say just looking at those big boobies makes my back hurt. also isn't the extreme tan/bleach blond hair out now? I am pretty sure that pale/perfect skin & brown/red hair is in now.
 
2013-01-01 06:45:31 PM
How did she pass with 34 F's?
 
2013-01-01 06:46:36 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


My Hero!
 
2013-01-01 06:46:42 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


Is it too much to ask for these women to, after lining up the shot, look into the mirror before they take the picture? No eye contact makes me feel like a Japanese subway groper every time I look at these pictures.
 
2013-01-01 06:46:52 PM
I'd love to her dissertation on,"Blawwlawwgrrrallawlolrrrgogglle..."
 
2013-01-01 06:46:58 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


So beautiful! I want that dress! But I also think the girl in the article is beautiful, but in a different way.
 
2013-01-01 06:48:23 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]

Is it too much to ask for these women to, after lining up the shot, look into the mirror before they take the picture? No eye contact makes me feel like a Japanese subway groper every time I look at these pictures.


Not that I don't appreciate the effort, of course.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:23 PM
s7.postimage.orgHere's a little nightmare fuel.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:42 PM

TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.


Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.
 
2013-01-01 06:49:54 PM

LazarusLong42: And I'm certain her degree in fashion marketing will open all manner of job opportunities. Sure.


Unless that job is working for Adam & Eve or editing some BSDM rag. They've got subscibers to their newsletters too ya know.

But seriously, only thing that comes to mind is that a night with her means it will take a farking month of washings to get all the makeup and glitter out of the sheets.
 
2013-01-01 06:50:11 PM
Too bad she wrecked her hair and bewbs, she would be pretty hot.
 
2013-01-01 06:50:29 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


What's with all the negative space? It's almost like she wanted to make a statement with the photo other than "please masturbate to this image."
 
2013-01-01 06:50:31 PM
Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

maaadddog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-01 06:52:37 PM

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


You should see the picture of his wife's tits.
 
2013-01-01 06:54:17 PM

nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]


I hate to break it to you, but Pride and Prejudice up there outshines this space demon by a million lumens.
 
2013-01-01 06:57:09 PM

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.
 
2013-01-01 06:58:01 PM
Smart? and hot? That means BOYFRIEND.
 
2013-01-01 06:58:20 PM

nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]


Danica = BS Math, Summa Cum Laude
Barbie = BS in Fashion Management & barely what would be considered a BA in Law from what it sounds like in this thread.

Danica could make a mathematical formula on how much smarter of a woman she will always be.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:05 PM
Compaired to your Sun reader getting a Desmond from Nottingham Poly shows some brains but its not like one of the great universities Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:34 PM

wax_on: Not to be all studman here but remove the makeup and push-me-pull-you clothing and she's probably pretty average. Notice that there aren't any photos of her looking normal.

/wouldn't say no if the opportunity presented itself, just wouldn't feel like something special just happened.


Bikini? Aside from the bolt ons (which don't NEED pushups, they're hitlertits), she's got a great body.

Granted, the overly spray tanned terrible bleached hair shiat has been old for a decade or more, but still a really nice body.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:04 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:02:13 PM

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


It's fine as long as you have a good exit strategy.
 
2013-01-01 07:03:07 PM
Not to get all Studman69, but, uh...no.
 
2013-01-01 07:05:57 PM

DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.


It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

About 10 minutes on any place like redhotpie or fetlife will turn up heaps of women who are into being bimbos... and of course the men that are more than willing to be involved with them. But it's wrong. Oh, so deliciously wrong.
 
2013-01-01 07:06:05 PM

unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.


Really? The life's work of the girl in the article is to look like a tan Barbie doll.

While I agree that if you're a woman who possesses a certain amount of beauty, it's generally misogynistic to verbalize what you want to do to her sexually (although if you claim that's not your first thought as a man, you're either lying or asexual, sorry to admit).

That being said, let's get back to this girl. Sexual objectification is her goal. She hates herself, at least to some degree. When you do that to your body, you're being self-defeating if you want to be judged on anything other than your looks.
 
2013-01-01 07:07:51 PM
I don't want to evoke the knees guy, but what the heck is up with your guys' standards.

Are breast implants and a smear of makeup all it takes these days?
 
2013-01-01 07:08:14 PM

DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.


I wasn't trolling, but when I read that comment, as a woman, it really just got to me, in a bad way. I mean, I kind of thought for a moment, what if a guy was saying that about me? Not that I look glamorous or gorgeous, I don't, I'm average and forgettable. But his comment seemed at that moment when I read it, somewhat hateful and completely disrespectful. I hope I've cleared that up a bit, sometimes I'm not adept at writing my feelings.
 
2013-01-01 07:08:59 PM

buckler: Not to get all Studman69, but, uh...no.


I came here to say EXACTLY this...

Weird...seriously, man, get out of my head!
 
2013-01-01 07:09:27 PM

Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".


Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.
 
2013-01-01 07:12:52 PM

KiwDaWabbit: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

Really? The life's work of the girl in the article is to look like a tan Barbie doll.

While I agree that if you're a woman who possesses a certain amount of beauty, it's generally misogynistic to verbalize what you want to do to her sexually (although if you claim that's not your first thought as a man, you're either lying or asexual, sorry to admit).

That being said, let's get back to this girl. Sexual objectification is her goal. She hates herself, at least to some degree. When you do that to your body, you're being self-defeating if you want to be judged on anything other than your looks.


I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.
 
2013-01-01 07:14:07 PM
Well we all know how she really go those degrees now don't we? wink, wink.
 
2013-01-01 07:14:12 PM
i942.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 07:15:09 PM
1.) she isnt good looking... at all
2.) article doesnt mention major?
 
2013-01-01 07:17:22 PM
a far too much makeup and breast implants wearing woman went to college. holy fark, call the newspapers!

/lo and behold, someone whose sarcasm detector was severly broken went and did just that...
 
2013-01-01 07:17:59 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: nmrsnr: Much hotter, probably smarter woman:

[maaadddog.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]

I hate to break it to you, but Pride and Prejudice up there outshines this space demon by a million lumens.


We're talking attractive and intelligent for the sake of argument I'll grant you that Pride and Prejudice is more attractive that Mrs. McKellar, but who is she? Can she read above a 5th grade level? Is she a PhD candidate in theoretical physics? I have no idea, so she doesn't belong in this argument.

FriarReb98: Danica could make a mathematical formula on how much smarter of a woman she will always be.


I said probably because I had no idea what a 2:2 degree was, and was too lazy to care, so I hedged slightly.
 
2013-01-01 07:18:41 PM
Two degrees? Nice to see college profs appreciate bewbs too.
 
2013-01-01 07:19:54 PM
British pretty...
 
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-01 07:20:14 PM

TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.


Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?
 
2013-01-01 07:21:28 PM
Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.
 
2013-01-01 07:22:48 PM
She may be smart enough to get a law degree, and "fashion" degree, but, that
still doesn't stop the fact that anyone spending that amount of money to look like
a damn barbie doll, is nothing more than an attention whore.
 
2013-01-01 07:26:12 PM
I know lots of people with degrees who are idiots.
 
2013-01-01 07:28:32 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


getdefault.com
 
2013-01-01 07:29:49 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.


Well, sure. There's a sadness in what she has done to herself.

People really love labels, though, and it's safe to say that's where this thread is headed.
 
2013-01-01 07:31:45 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


of a 14 yr old?
 
2013-01-01 07:32:27 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:34:31 PM

KiwDaWabbit: unfarkingbelievable: I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now). But again, I get you loud and clear and cannot deny that you are right: she wants that kind of attention, and likely for the reasons you explained so cogently. Anyway, this is the exact reason I enjoy FARK, a really cool intelligent, and often snarky, conversation.

Well, sure. There's a sadness in what she has done to herself.

People really love labels, though, and it's safe to say that's where this thread is headed.


Thanks so much for your insight, KDW! By the way, a very happy new year to you!
 
2013-01-01 07:34:32 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: She looks like a Real Doll


To be fair, she's probably more affordable. Can't make her stop talking, but still.
 
2013-01-01 07:37:05 PM

MylesHeartVodak: Can't make her stop talking, but still.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-01 07:37:55 PM
No one? No one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
 
2013-01-01 07:38:16 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Thanks so much for your insight, KDW! By the way, a very happy new year to you!


Same to you! I hope that 2013 is a hell of a lot better than 2012, that's for sure.

I'll be sure to check on this thread later to find out how pervasive woman hating is and how I'm bad and I should feel bad.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:51 PM

HotWingAgenda: What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?


UK degree grading is very blunt compared to the US system. There are really only 4 grades you can get and no distinction is made as to whether you were in the upper, middle or lower end of your grade:

First Class Honors: AKA a "First" is the highest award for a degree.

Second Class honors, Upper division, AKA "2:1" is the second highest award. Basically 'very good but not exceptional'. This is the most any employer will ask for and will normally be enough for post-grad study, particularly if your post grad is at the same university as your undergrad.

Second Class honors, Lower division, AKA "2:2". You've passed and generally know your stuff but nothing particularly noteworthy. Probably best not to attempt a career in academia. It's value depends on where you study - for example most employers are cool with a 2:2 from Cambridge.

This Class honors, AKA 'a third': You barely passed. It's actually pretty difficult to get as most people on a trajectory to get a third early on end up failing out in their second or third year at university because they don't have the aptitude for the subject, but it's also difficult to grade down from a 2:2 to a third in your final year as doing so would often require failing your final year. You have to walk a tightrope of suckage that is normally aided by rich parents who can help persuade the university to let you retake enough papers each year.
 
2013-01-01 07:43:49 PM
Looks like somebody's already hit it with the fist of an angry god. She could play hockey with that schnozz.
 
2013-01-01 07:45:30 PM

super_grass: In b4 elitism about degree type.

Aw dammit.


Too late. The job training degrees, trade school folks beat us to it.
 
2013-01-01 07:45:54 PM
Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees

Yes, but have you DONE anything with them?
 
2013-01-01 07:47:15 PM

dv-ous: My university professor friends have been complaining about lowering academic standards for decades.


Yup. It's because universities became job training centers and research institutes a long time ago. Teaching and learning no longer matter.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:28 PM

unfarkingbelievable:
I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now).


You greatly overestimate this woman, and seemingly many other people of either gender.
Most people aren't out to solve the mysteries of life and reach nirvana, they're quite happy and content to pursue material rewards. She's living in a material world, and she is a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and she is a material girl.
 
2013-01-01 07:49:25 PM

HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.


Solicitor?
 
2013-01-01 07:49:54 PM

metal_gear: Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees

Yes, but have you DONE anything with them?


"I don't know... a hat... a broach... a pterodactyl..."
whatitslikeontheinside.com
/picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
 
2013-01-01 07:50:06 PM

Zerocyde:

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


I don't think that hair color is natural.

/ducks
 
2013-01-01 07:51:10 PM

ElBarto79: Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"


Sounds about right.
 
2013-01-01 07:54:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: unfarkingbelievable:
I hear ya, I really do. And although I understand clearly from your point of view, it's challenging for me, personally, to not have a bit of empathy (for reasons that are immaterial right now).

You greatly overestimate this woman, and seemingly many other people of either gender.
Most people aren't out to solve the mysteries of life and reach nirvana, they're quite happy and content to pursue material rewards. She's living in a material world, and she is a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and she is a material girl.


And she was voguing for this article, eh? :)
 
2013-01-01 07:59:05 PM
If she didn't have fake titties, tan, have a belly ring, or bleach her hair, yeah maybe.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:49 PM
Girl looks good (although don't think implants were really necessary), graduated from college with a double major, likes to please her man (eyes at least)...
I don't have any problem with this. Good for her, not impressed but not dismissive either.

Not sure why so many people enjoy posting [made up, purely speculative] crap about women who a) are very thin b) have implants c) have overt sexuality.

One wonders what these people look like themselves.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:54 PM

LordBollocks: [i942.photobucket.com image 400x225]


Pretty sure Wonka knows how to spell better than that. I mean he is some kind of wizard to make flying elevators and dinner-in-a-sweet-candy-shell.
 
2013-01-01 08:02:16 PM

p51d007: anyone spending that amount of money to look like
a damn barbie doll, is nothing more than an attention whore.


Could be due to psychological damage, could be that she just want's to look "plastic".  If she were AWing she would be trying for a reality TV series while she practiced law and designed her own line of clothing.

I don't always buy into the idea that the only reason to get plastic surgery is to fill a void in your life or to get attention.  If for some reason I found myself with extra money that I for some reason had to spend on plastic surgery, I could see getting a nose job or a breast lift.  I'm happy where I am and with how I look,  but I don't know that I would scoff at the idea of making a few tweaks for the hell of it.
 
2013-01-01 08:02:51 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


That chick looks young enough to be your daughter....'s student.
 
2013-01-01 08:03:49 PM

Theaetetus: TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?


Actually, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in a fark thread actually come out and be against feminism at all.

What I have seen is a bunch of judgemental assholes who come down on any and all choices that any woman makes for herself that fall outside of their own narrow sense of self. Just a few posts up from this one you have a pretentious asshole claiming that obviously something is wrong with this girl. I mean, it's so obvious right? She must have some sort of mental issue because... she had a boob job and bleaches her hair blonde.

So, speaking of hypocricsy, isn't it amazing how dozens of people can make fun of a woman for having a breast augmentation and saying how hideous she is without anyone calling them a misogynist, but as soon as someone says she looks good and they want to sex her up, he's history's greatest monster?
 
2013-01-01 08:05:07 PM
I served with Pamela Anderson. I knew Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson was a friend of mine. Ms. Poole, you're no Pamela Anderson.
 
2013-01-01 08:06:10 PM

Zerocyde: that will help to cleanse your pallet


If you use "pallet" when you mean "palate", people will paint you with a Grammar Nazi palette.

That said, a pallet full of blondes (possibly NSFW)
 
2013-01-01 08:06:44 PM
blech
 
2013-01-01 08:07:23 PM

Zerocyde: Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...



www.mikadopackaging.com
It could use a sprucing up, come to think of it.
 
2013-01-01 08:07:50 PM
Eh, I would and I wouldn't feel bad about it. Naughty girls need love too.
 
2013-01-01 08:08:01 PM
What is it with the faces of most English women (posted here at least)?

There is something about them that is just a little off.
 
2013-01-01 08:17:33 PM
Wow she's amazing! She's really a very talented and hard working person! She is a role model to all the women out there. If you want to succeed in life like this lady, you better start sleeping with twice the amount of teachers/employers like she did. Hard work pays off!
 
2013-01-01 08:18:42 PM

jaybeezey: What is it with the faces of most English women (posted here at least)?

There is something about them that is just a little off.


Centuries of inbreeding.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:36 PM

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Smarter words were never spoken. I just lived through the consequences...
 
2013-01-01 08:34:15 PM

TwistedFark: ...as soon as someone says she looks good and they want to sex her up, he's history's greatest monster?


Thenceforth, you will be known only as the Genghis Khan of Female Observation.
 
2013-01-01 08:34:38 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Enormous vagina is ENORMOUS!
 
2013-01-01 08:35:56 PM
I'd give her a PHD ...

pretty hard d*ck.


/it's a short course
 
2013-01-01 08:36:21 PM
She is gross.
 
2013-01-01 08:41:01 PM
I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.
 
2013-01-01 08:44:42 PM
if i wanted to fark a piece of plastic, i'd buy a fleshlight.
 
2013-01-01 08:47:32 PM
Really nice, but looks like she has a lot to prove. It is easy enough to dress down if you want people to focus more on your intelligence. I suspect she would look even better without make-up and with dyed brown hair.
 
2013-01-01 08:52:14 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: if i wanted to fark a piece of plastic, i'd buy a fleshlight.


They're latex.

Wait, shiat. Not that I'd...fark it. It's an OK toy, but can't compete with real women moaning and whimpering and the smell of fresh ether and bloo...hey, what's that hellicopter sound and who's knocking at my door?
 
2013-01-01 08:52:26 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.


Now, now. Those two things aren't always mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-01 09:01:53 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


NO U!
 
2013-01-01 09:03:53 PM

ElBarto79: Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.


Her appearance is contrived and copied from a doll that is an  unrealistic icon. There is no thought of original style or self appreciation and enhancement to her 'beauty'.
 
2013-01-01 09:06:28 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet..


www.mikadopackaging.com
Why would this need cleansing?  Palate. FTFY.
 
2013-01-01 09:14:25 PM
3 Bagger, 1 bag for the face and then 1 on each horrible boobie. They look great being 4" off in the level of the the upper pole. And if she ever noticed, Barbie doesn't need to lose 20 pounds and doesn't need to wear a girdle.
 
2013-01-01 09:15:17 PM
I will grant her some measure of respect. She's going to age out of that persona, have to get those boob implants removed and become matronly or desparately cougarish. What she will not lose is the two degrees she got. Lots of people who want notoriety forget that they need a Plan B.
 
2013-01-01 09:21:00 PM

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Particularly in crazy with a degree or two. When it's time to book, you don't want to get bogged down in a semantic debate.

/so to speak.
 
2013-01-01 09:23:42 PM
More like the left pinky-finger of a slightly put-out demi-god, but sure.


Baffling story. It's been a while, but are there really no more beautiful women in academia? I have worked with a few women who were practicing Electronics Engineers, who were way more attractive than the girl in the article, and 100 times smarter. They single out a Hooter's girl with a Masters in Fashion Marketing from a mediocre university (and claim she has 2 degrees, when clearly she was pre-law, it didn't work out that well, so she went into Fashion Marketing instead -- 2 degrees like every other person that gets a Masters)? Is it the body dismorphia and pathologically low self-esteem? Or the fact that people are shocked to learn that she can actually read and write? Slow news day? Baffling.
 
2013-01-01 09:24:24 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


Is she my type?  Not even close.

Would I fark her?  Hell, yes.

Photo in profile.
 
2013-01-01 09:25:36 PM

Diagonal: HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.

Solicitor?


Er, no. A law degree in the UK does not qualify you to practice law at all. Further post-grad study and exams are required to be able to practise as a solicitor or barrister.
 
2013-01-01 09:26:11 PM

ibsalamander: Or the fact that people are shocked to learn that she can actually read and write?


No one has posted any proof that she can read or write.
 
2013-01-01 09:28:06 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


I'd imagine they're gross and un-f*ckable.
 
2013-01-01 09:35:47 PM
Even with makeup and plastic surgery, she's still only marginally hittable.
 
2013-01-01 09:37:05 PM

Diagonal: HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.

Solicitor?


I barely know her!
 
2013-01-01 09:38:27 PM

AbbeySomeone: ElBarto79: Feminists: "All women are beautiful, they can dress however THEY choose, wear whatever makeup THEY want and get whatever tattoos and body modifications THEY desire and society has no place criticizing their appearance."

Woman: "Ok, I've always liked Barbie, I think she's really pretty, I want to model myself after her"

Feminists: "You stupid B#%$*!! Your hair and makeup is trashy and disgusting. Your clothes are horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!! What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself? Did your daddy not pay enough attention to you?"

etc. etc.

Her appearance is contrived and copied from a doll that is an  unrealistic icon. There is no thought of original style or self appreciation and enhancement to her 'beauty'.


If a woman copied Hillary Clintons style would people criticize her for choosing an unrealistic icon and a lack of originality? If you want to look at sheer numbers a woman has a much better chance of becoming a reasonable approximation of Barbie than she does becoming Secretary of State. As long as she is happy with herself what's the problem?
 
2013-01-01 09:38:32 PM
The fake boobs are a turn off.

A 2:2 from Nottingham makes her a genius compared to Sun readers (and journalists) but that's like a party school degree in the US.
 
2013-01-01 09:45:14 PM

Ex-Texan: Why would this need cleansing? Palate. FTFY.


You truly are my biatch.
 
2013-01-01 09:46:48 PM
DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.

Not Barbi
She's a Chatty Cathy
You pull the string...
 
2013-01-01 09:51:37 PM
So silicone makes you smarter?

/not sure if want
 
2013-01-01 09:56:44 PM

Krymson Tyde: A camel toe says what?



innie.
 
2013-01-01 09:57:22 PM

serialsuicidebomber: Krymson Tyde: A camel toe says what?


innie.



.... or maybe that's 'inny'.
 
2013-01-01 10:02:02 PM
God I farking hate The Sun Threads. They're almost as bad as Spiderman threads.
 
2013-01-01 10:03:18 PM
Wow - an attractive white woman with money and attention was able to overcome all those obstacles to just barely get what amounts to a legal administration degree from DeVry, and then go on to get another one in marketing!

What a farking role model!
 
2013-01-01 10:22:41 PM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


If I was so shallow that I used spray-on tan and spray-on hair and a man girdle then maybe I would.
 
2013-01-01 10:24:50 PM

HairBolus: Copper Spork: Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

Also its an undergraduate law degree (LLB - bachelor of law) which allows one to practice some forms of law (but not all) without further training such as getting a masters or doctorate.The US doesn't award undergraduate law degrees that allow one to practice.


Actually in most states there is no degree required to practice law, you merely need to pass the bar exam. At the federal level there are no requirements.
 
2013-01-01 10:27:44 PM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...


What's a shove-face?
 
2013-01-01 10:40:06 PM

OgreMagi: ibsalamander: Or the fact that people are shocked to learn that she can actually read and write?

No one has posted any proof that she can read or write.


She is quoted in the article as saying the following:

"For me it's fun being Charlotte Elizabeth. If I'm out with a corset on I will get attention from people saying horrible things to me as you would expect, saying I'm stupid, a slag etc. But because I know I'm not, it makes me laugh. People are pretty surprised when they find out that I have a first class Masters degree. I don't make a point in telling people but if they find out it's so funny to see their reaction. I always make sure I go to job interviews or to work with my hair up with minimal make-up and not looking like Pamela Anderson. Despite my look I take my work very seriously. I would love to get a nose job, veneers, maybe lip injections - and Botox when I get a few years older. But for now I am trying my best to tone down the Barbie within now I have my new job. I know Samuel prefers me dressed down - I suppose that's the way he met me.

We've been together for four years so he saw me 'normally' but within two weeks of being at university I got my boobs done. There are days that I will just have a hoodie and jeans on and no make-up but that's when I'm at home. He always says that his favourite 'me' is me without make up on and dressed down.

I loved Barbie dolls and I loved the Barbie doll look after watching Melinda Messenger and Pamela Anderson on TV. I worried about the way I looked so I started wearing make-up and dressing up. I couldn't even go to the corner shop without wearing full make-up and it just went on from there. Now I just want to look good for me and I love nothing more than big smoky make-up when I go out as Charlotte Elizabeth. I also have bright pink lips for the Barbie look or red for a more rock chick look. But I do know for the majority of the time it is totally inappropriate to dress that way so I save it only for certain occasions."


Interview unfortunately inconclusive of literacy.
 
2013-01-01 10:49:48 PM
A degree does not prove one is smart. It proves one is capable of mimicry, repetition, and regurgitating what they've been told when it's time to take an exam.

Being able to spit out what someone else tells you, and understanding and expanding on what someone else tells you are two very different things.

So her degrees alone don't impress me. It puts her on par with a parrot or clever canine.
 
2013-01-01 11:10:05 PM
I would expect this woman has a unique odor.
 
2013-01-01 11:20:53 PM

Rocknutts: I would expect this woman has a unique odor.


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-01 11:49:15 PM
she looks good for 42
 
2013-01-01 11:56:03 PM
why are her boobs lopsided?
 
2013-01-01 11:59:35 PM

ElBarto79: a woman has a much better chance of becoming a reasonable approximation of Barbie than she does becoming Secretary of State


I'd like to see the price tag for the real life equivalents to all the outfits, accessories, hot rods, and dream cars that Barbie owns.  There probably aren't that many more people that rich than there are Secretaries of State during an average person's lifespan.
 
2013-01-02 12:00:15 AM

serial_crusher: hot rods, and dream cars

homes

oops, ftfm.
 
2013-01-02 12:01:46 AM
She's Farkable.
 
2013-01-02 12:12:39 AM

littlett's: I love the guys coming in here saying that she is completely gross and un-f*ckable.  It would be interesting to see them post their photos so all could critique them.


LOL. This is why your posts are still green for me 6 years (or whatever) later, LT. Not that you or anyone else will see this reply. I think I'm still stealth banned or something.
 
2013-01-02 12:49:46 AM
1. STOP USING "BARBIE" AS A SYNONYM FOR A HOT GIRL. She looks nothing like Barbie, and Barbie is not sexy anyohw.
2. Her boobs are all weird and so is her face. Someone should show her how to do makeup.
3. I would still hit it
 
2013-01-02 12:56:42 AM
At any university there are thousands of girls who are much more attractive. I'm not sure why this woman got an article written about her.

Now if she were discovering new planets or creating new formulas, something that helped society, while simultaneously dressing up like barbie, then I would be impressed.

Also, I don't get the appeal of the limp hair/flat chested, tween-looking "pride and prejudice" chick. Is it the vulnerability aspect?
 
2013-01-02 01:26:36 AM
"I couldn't even go to the corner shop without wearing full make-up and it just went on from there." - FTFA

you don't say.
 
2013-01-02 01:26:37 AM

o'really: At any university there are thousands of girls who are much more attractive.


This. She's definitely "British pretty" though.

And her two degrees? A 2:2 Law degree is second-tier, and her other is in Fashion Marketing.

Nice, but not "oh you shut me up" impressive.

/would still hit it
 
2013-01-02 01:34:45 AM

o'really: At any university there are thousands of girls who are much more attractive. I'm not sure why this woman got an article written about her.


because journalist are lazy and she's attention seeking.


plus: normal looking hot girl who graduated university = no hits

clown makeup, fake tits, who graduated from sucking a golf ball through a garden hose = lots of hits
 
2013-01-02 02:16:26 AM

DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.


Misandry is the word you're looking for. (Well, contextually is might be misandric..? Not sure)
 
2013-01-02 02:16:29 AM
Pedobearapproved:
"clown makeup, fake tits, who graduated from sucking a golf ball through a garden hose = lots of hits"

That's another thing I've never understood. Because she has giant tits and wears far too much makeup, she obviously blows teachers for grades?

It must suck to be gorgeous and have everyone assume you got through school/advanced at work by putting out.

Thank god I'm not hot.
 
2013-01-02 02:47:25 AM
Came here for the relevant DEVO lyrics, and was disappointed.


I'm a Barbie doll but I got brains
She's a Barbie doll but she's got brains
I've got brains and I like sex
Lots of brains and she likes sex


/go go go speed racer!
 
2013-01-02 03:07:17 AM
For what it is worth, Nottingham Uni is one of the best in the UK with incredibly high entrance requirements, so she must have done well at school to get in. A 2.2 degree is ok but not great, but I am sensing she doesn't want a career in the Law judging from her choice of Masters.

There were far hotter girls there when I went in the mid 90s.
 
2013-01-02 03:07:32 AM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


Delicious. Given the choice between class and cleavage, I choose class.
 
2013-01-02 03:14:17 AM

Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?


Neither.

Route to lawyer in UK is law degree (or other degree + one year graduate diploma in law) then one year Legal Practice Course (solicitors) or Bar Qualification (barristers) then a 2 year or one year period of on the job training, after which you qualify as a solicitor or are called to the Bar.

Don't think there is an officially required qualification to be a parallel, but good luck getting work without a law degree or grad diploma. Most places want more.

2.2 means Lower Second Class. Top grade is First, then 2.1 (Upper Second), then Third Class. All are Honours degrees. I believe you may be awarded an Ordinary degree if you don't quite make a Third. Most big firms don't hire below a 2.1.
 
2013-01-02 05:10:19 AM

Zerocyde: Seriously? This giant, shove-faced, moldy orange looking reject is what you all consider attractive? Yall are straight farking disgusting.

Here, to anyone viewing this link who has actual taste and just got done vomiting at the orange bloated tart at the top, here's a pic I found today that will help to cleanse your pallet...

[i99.photobucket.com image 850x850]


A 14 yo taking a picture of herself with her eye-phone does not cleanse the palate. It makes me want to punch her in the boobs, take her phone, and smash it under my Sailor Moon Boots of Indeterminable Fury
 
2013-01-02 06:39:57 AM

whidbey: God I farking hate The Sun Threads. They're almost as bad as Spiderman threads.


Spiderman threads can be funny though.
 
2013-01-02 07:01:32 AM

BradleyUffner: Far, FAR too much makeup. I can't be the only one turned off by that, can I?


nope. I much prefer understated barely there makeup, whether you are a knockout or a plain jane. The only exception is if you have skin problem, then i understand it. You can do the hair nice, jewelry, clothing, perfume thats nice, but makeup should be barely noticeable. Otherwise I'm noticing the makeup and not you.
 
2013-01-02 07:25:08 AM
I work with some people who have multiple degrees. I can say with out a doubt, getting a degree does not actually make you smart.
 
2013-01-02 07:33:55 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-02 08:04:34 AM
Typical British skank. Inbred long enough as to be very unattractive.

Compensates by slathering on 10 coats of pumpkin orange foundation, hair bleach and fake tits.

I've always said that if your hair is several shades lighter than your skin (a condition not normally found in nature), you are a whore by definition.

I lived there fore a while. Never figured out why girls in England, in February, want to look "tan". If you're orange, blonde, and get 4 hours of sunlight a week, if looks very odd indeed.
 
2013-01-02 08:28:03 AM

Kiwimann: If I was so shallow that I used spray-on tan and spray-on hair and a man girdle then maybe I would.


I tan once a week and  I also use a compression undergarment under tight dresses. Does that make me shallow?

technofiend: Not that you or anyone else will see this reply.


I see it just fine. :)  And thanks!
 
2013-01-02 09:16:49 AM
Looks as if she's got a little of the Shannon Doherty uneven eyes thing goin' on.....combine that with the shot of the uneven boobs and I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy.

\Yes I would in a flash.
\\And she wouldn't give me the time of day.
 
2013-01-02 10:37:29 AM

Apos: OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.


I believe we're done here.


Seriously, this thread should be over. This comment cannot be topped.
 
2013-01-02 10:53:37 AM

serial_crusher: why are her boobs lopsided?


This is like the 4th person to post this. Look at her shoulders, her chest is in a funky alignment. Wether it's because of bad implants, or just weird hip/etc placement, I don't know.
 
2013-01-02 11:04:36 AM

littlett's: Kiwimann: If I was so shallow that I used spray-on tan and spray-on hair and a man girdle then maybe I would.

I tan once a week and  I also use a compression undergarment under tight dresses. Does that make me shallow?


No, the fact that you're shallow makes you do those things. People are always confusing cause and effect these days.

:)
 
2013-01-02 11:17:58 AM

GnomePaladin: No, the fact that you're shallow makes you do those things. People are always confusing cause and effect these days.


Well since we cleared that up I suppose I'll go get 34F implants now.
 
2013-01-02 12:08:44 PM

iron_city_ap: Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.


Looks cavernous
 
2013-01-02 12:13:33 PM
Any pics of her without makeup? Like KK, I bet she's prettier without the face mask.
 
2013-01-02 12:14:58 PM

littlett's: GnomePaladin: No, the fact that you're shallow makes you do those things. People are always confusing cause and effect these days.

Well since we cleared that up I suppose I'll go get 34F implants now.


If I call you pretty now, does that mean I have the inside track after you get them?
 
2013-01-02 12:16:42 PM

Theaetetus: TwistedFark: DubtodaIll: unfarkingbelievable: TwistedFark: She's hot. I would grab on to those fun bags and ride that bimbo ass around my house until my dick broke off inside her.

/Loves bimbos.

Misogynistic a bit, are we? Your comment says more about you than it does the girl in article.

How is it misogynistic when there are women that exist that actually want just that experience? It's not man-hating (is there a word for that? Misanthropic? Doesn't have the right context) when women talk about how their boyfriends love shopping, hell, maybe they do.

It's just garden variety hipocracy - feminism is about choices, except when that choice isn't what the person projecting wants it to be. Then the girl in question is obviously capitulating to the patriarchy, because like women are too dumb and infantile to make their own choices and stuff. Or whatever.

Speaking of hypocrisy, isn't it amazing how the people most frequently stating what feminism "is about" in these threads are anti-feminist?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-02 12:23:22 PM
butterface
 
2013-01-02 12:36:08 PM

littlett's: GnomePaladin: No, the fact that you're shallow makes you do those things. People are always confusing cause and effect these days.

Well since we cleared that up I suppose I'll go get 34F implants now.


G-Giggity!
 
2013-01-02 12:50:18 PM

LL316: If I call you pretty now, does that mean I have the inside track after you get them?


I haven't decided how damaged I am yet or if I need to have daddy issues, so I'll have to get back to you.
 
2013-01-02 01:20:30 PM
badgerb:
iron_city_ap: Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.

"Looks cavernous"

Inferring that a woman has a giant vag from staring at her chubby pussy lips is like me saying your posting that pic means you have a tiny ween.
 
2013-01-02 01:26:16 PM

Marquis de Sod: butterface


I would have said buttertits; but yeah, that too.
 
2013-01-02 03:00:30 PM
The breasts are a big turn off for me, because they are way to big.
 
2013-01-02 03:06:00 PM

Profedius: The breasts are a big turn off for me, because they are way to big.


She might let some of the air out of them if you ask nicely.
 
2013-01-02 03:20:49 PM

Pert: For what it is worth, Nottingham Uni is one of the best in the UK with incredibly high entrance requirements, so she must have done well at school to get in. A 2.2 degree is ok but not great, but I am sensing she doesn't want a career in the Law judging from her choice of Masters.



Nottingham isn't one of the best, its well behind Oxford, Cambridge, UCL, York, Durham, St Andrews, LSE, Imperial, Bath, Bristol, King's etc. etc.
 
2013-01-02 05:30:48 PM

Norfolking Chance: Pert: For what it is worth, Nottingham Uni is one of the best in the UK with incredibly high entrance requirements, so she must have done well at school to get in. A 2.2 degree is ok but not great, but I am sensing she doesn't want a career in the Law judging from her choice of Masters.

Nottingham isn't one of the best, its well behind Oxford, Cambridge, UCL, York, Durham, St Andrews, LSE, Imperial, Bath, Bristol, King's etc. etc.

Not for Law. It is about sixth out of approx 96, some of which are in Scotland and which I presume may not teach English/Welsh law.
 
2013-01-02 08:43:58 PM

littlett's: Kiwimann: If I was so shallow that I used spray-on tan and spray-on hair and a man girdle then maybe I would.

I tan once a week and  I also use a compression undergarment under tight dresses. Does that make me shallow?

technofiend: Not that you or anyone else will see this reply.

I see it just fine. :)  And thanks!


Why the hell would YOU of all people use compression things? You're tiny. And that's not a white knight so get off me.
 
2013-01-02 09:17:56 PM

kroonermanblack: Why the hell would YOU of all people use compression things? You're tiny. And that's not a white knight so get off me.


Just because you are slender doesn't mean you have the shape that you want.  Some of the compression undergarments are to boost things and squeeze them to a location and shape where they look better.  So remember that the next time you guys go out with a girl wearing a slinky dress.
 
2013-01-02 10:51:45 PM
Nah, she's just a glamvestite. Nothing new to see here...
 
2013-01-03 08:55:58 PM

Begoggle: 1. STOP USING "BARBIE" AS A SYNONYM FOR A HOT GIRL. She looks nothing like Barbie, and Barbie is not sexy anyohw.
2. Her boobs are all weird and so is her face. Someone should show her how to do makeup.
3. I would still hit it


Barbie looks better than this british chick

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