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(The Sun)   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 222
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2013-01-01 01:07:13 PM  
i877.photobucket.com

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.
 
2013-01-01 01:22:05 PM  
Okay, maybe as an old guy I don't have a 'right' to complain about this, but -- WHY THE HELL DID NAVEL PIERCINGS HAVE TO COME BACK IN FASHION???!??

They looked trashy 7 years ago, the scars you'd see in photos taken during that period of time after they fell out of fashion but before the former wearers grew beer bellies looked horrible, and ... now they're back again.
 
2013-01-01 01:22:12 PM  

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


That's the wireless antenna. It's the reason porn stars always have a belly-button piercing with stuff hanging there; that's their link to the internet.
 
2013-01-01 01:40:37 PM  
Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-01 02:09:59 PM  
Never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-01-01 02:33:59 PM  
It's amazing what a good bj will get you.
 
2013-01-01 03:08:41 PM  
I'd summa cum in her laude.
 
2013-01-01 03:37:00 PM  
A camel toe says what?
 
2013-01-01 03:50:57 PM  

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


O_o
 
2013-01-01 03:56:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.



I believe we're done here.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:00 PM  
after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:06 PM  
Would be hotter without the bolt-ons
 
2013-01-01 06:22:30 PM  
Why yes, yes I would.
 
2013-01-01 06:22:34 PM  

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:01 PM  
Bolt-ons. Ugh.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:07 PM  
Uh huh. If I was a professor I'd "give" her a degree too. We all know she didn't earn them. Look at the eyes - dead giveaway for an airhead that would do anything for a degree.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:37 PM  

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


I think the Liberal Arts degree thread was yesterday.
 
2013-01-01 06:24:01 PM  
And I'm certain her degree in fashion marketing will open all manner of job opportunities. Sure.
 
2013-01-01 06:24:02 PM  

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Where's your sense of adventure?
 
2013-01-01 06:25:14 PM  
In b4 elitism about degree type.

Aw dammit.
 
2013-01-01 06:25:16 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: It's amazing what a good bj will get you.


How do you like that new car?
 
2013-01-01 06:25:51 PM  

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


This. Educated does equal smart.
 
2013-01-01 06:26:40 PM  
I would do really bad things to her asshole...
 
2013-01-01 06:27:34 PM  
(Average woman + Sun / Guardian)*(false praise)=instant Fark greenlight
 
2013-01-01 06:27:48 PM  
Had an incredible professor in college with Ph.D's in psychology and physics. Makes this woman look like Oscar the grouch.

"two degrees" being a weak law degree and masters in fashion marketing. Yeah, strong there.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:00 PM  
Low standards you've got there, subby.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:16 PM  
She looks like a Real Doll
 
2013-01-01 06:28:29 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.


No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.
 
2013-01-01 06:28:56 PM  
What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?
 
2013-01-01 06:29:02 PM  

Arn_Dee: Low standards you've got there, subby several people in this thread.


FTFM
 
2013-01-01 06:30:18 PM  
What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?
 
2013-01-01 06:30:27 PM  

Copper Spork: omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.

No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.


I was wondering what that 2:2 meant. Is it British for 'Technical School'?

Also "Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction"

Bahahahahaha

She sure showed everyone.
 
2013-01-01 06:30:46 PM  
Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.
 
2013-01-01 06:30:53 PM  
Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:14 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?


A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".
 
2013-01-01 06:31:39 PM  
If you don't want negative attention, don't consistently pander for attention. Some of it is always going to be negative, and the negativity will be compounded if you emulate a children's doll.

Other than that, much of what needs to be said has already been said. "Educated" does not equal "smart", fist of an angry God, quadruple entendre with Latin words, etc.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:41 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.


I had to look up the 2:2 bit, apparently it's like a ranking? And not a particularly good one either from what I could gather.

That said, I know some smart women who chose to look like blond bimbos. I also know people with degrees who aren't actually particularly smart either.
 
2013-01-01 06:31:49 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Even her matriculation outfit is a low-cut, made-to-order whore accessory. I must admit to a weakness for huge bolt-ons, however, so I may be unable to summon the contempt that most other farkers have for this strange creature.
 
2013-01-01 06:32:39 PM  

moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...


I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.
 
2013-01-01 06:33:02 PM  
My university professor friends have been complaining about lowering academic standards for decades.
 
2013-01-01 06:33:03 PM  
Her tits are ridiculous.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:00 PM  

poison_amy: kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.

holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.


This is true, however it doesn't prove she isn't intelligent. She very well could be, we don't have much info to the contrary, aside from the strange personal fetish, but plenty of smart folks are odd.

/she looks better not as Barbie.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:01 PM  
I could care less if she has two degrees or if she's as dumb as a box of rocks . All that really matters is that for some reason I really care about her .
 
2013-01-01 06:34:05 PM  

Tickle Mittens: clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.

Where's your sense of adventure?


Hiding behind my fear of castration thankyouverymuch
 
2013-01-01 06:34:41 PM  

JonnyG: moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...

I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.


Insatiable Jesus: Her tits are ridiculous.


The above quoted comment goes double for you.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:44 PM  
Lopsides bewbs really creep me out.

/would still hit it
 
2013-01-01 06:36:23 PM  
Farking her would probably feel like jerking off into a wad of Saran Wrap.
 
2013-01-01 06:36:34 PM  
done in one...you ruined it for me dude...i was about to crank one off but will go make a sammich instread!
 
2013-01-01 06:37:56 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.


If Hitler had limited his eugenics program to achieving this goal, today he would be a folk hero on par with King Arthur or Cincinnatus.
 
2013-01-01 06:38:01 PM  
She's on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

We had a crazy spray tan Jersey/Long Island girl in my journalism class back in college. We were discussing gang initiations, and she was saying how awful it was and I pointed out that her sorority did pretty much the same thing. Her head just about exploded.

Another time, with a straight face, she said she wanted to do something important with her life, like be a fashion reporter. My head just about exploded.

I always imagined that if she sucked too hard on a straw her head would cave in. She had sharp knees and a camel toe.
 
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