zerkalo: OK. How do I remove the small incandescent light bu[lb] from out my lava lamp? That biatch be stuck, but good.
PhelanWolf: Protip: if you break off an extractor in a bolt, use a carbide tipped masonry bit to drill it out.Source: I've broken off several extractors in badly rusted bolts, especially 1/4"/6mm and smaller, I tried cobalt bits, they cut a bit but quickly dulled, carbide tipped masonry bit has worked every time :)
BolloxReader: Your Average Witty Fark User: Protip: if any of this ad was news to you, turn in your man card and GTFO.Yeah! How dare someone not know something useful!Do you know you stupid you sound? Most people I know don't even have garages, much less workbenches. They don't have shop classes at any school I'm familiar with. Where do you recommend Real Men get their information other than internet articles and videos?
Your Average Witty Fark User: Oh I dunno, I had a father who taught me all of this shiat by the time I was 8. He also taught me common sense.You sound like the product of a single mother household. Sad.
semiotix: Your Average Witty Fark User: Oh I dunno, I had a father who taught me all of this shiat by the time I was 8. He also taught me common sense.You sound like the product of a single mother household. Sad.Not bad, but I'd have gone with something like "you sound like a pampered little shiat whose daddy sent him to a useless liberal arts college to major in medieval French poetry."Remember, you want to troll as many people as possible, not just the target in your sights. BolloxReader might take offense at the single-mom thing, but you won't be hurting actual children of single-moms, who probably regard themselves as super-tough. So that's a wasted opportunity.Also, between this and your original post, you're pushing the "daddy taught me what it means to be a man" thing a bit too hard. It leaves you open to speculation as to what else might have been pushed a bit too hard in your past, if you follow me./see what I did there?
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