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(Awful Announcing)   Fox's "Celebrity Diving", debuting in January: Terrell Owens, J-Woww, Kim and Kyle Richards, and Baywatch's Alexandra Paul and something called David Chokachi   ( divider line
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3758 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Jan 2013 at 7:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-01 08:02:08 PM  
3 votes:
not amused
2013-01-02 11:20:34 AM  
2 votes:

Chokachi Chokachi Chokachi Chokachi
2013-01-01 07:49:22 PM  
2 votes:
Drain the pool.
2013-01-01 07:17:10 PM  
2 votes:
"So, whattaya got?"
"Okay, it's like DWTS but with hot bodies in swimsuits."
"Swimming with the Stars? That'll never work, you can't see the tits unless they're doing backstroke."
"No, better - Diving with the Stars. They're walking around, standing by the pool, they dive in, they get all wet - it's like PG porn for family types!"
"Oh my god, it's brilliant - and when they fark up people will love it! They always hated JWoww, now they can watch her get a facefull of splat on TV! Johnson, your a genius! Cocaine and hookers for everyone!"

/and scene
2013-01-02 07:37:51 AM  
1 vote:
Celebrity diving? Sidney Crosby would win this hands down
2013-01-02 07:23:44 AM  
1 vote:
I thought it said "Celebrity Driving" which would be loads more fun.
2013-01-01 09:36:21 PM  
1 vote:
David Chokachi? He was the native American guy from Voyager, right?
2013-01-01 09:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
Bethany Hamilton to win it hand down.
2013-01-01 08:21:13 PM  
1 vote:

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...

Oh, you snooty elitists and your high-brow tastes.
2013-01-01 08:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
we're only a couple more years away from its return...
/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead
2013-01-01 07:56:16 PM  
1 vote:
None of them will be the triple Lindy
2013-01-01 07:47:30 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: Don't forget Circus of the Stars!

I'm trying. Therapy helped a lot.

/ still have Gabe Kaplan in my nightmares
2013-01-01 07:16:23 PM  
1 vote:

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.

You degenerate!

/ I was gonna write that, too
2013-01-01 06:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
Wake me for "Celebrity How Long Will They Wear a Burning Tire Around Their Neck"
2013-01-01 06:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
I don't even know what the word "celebrity" means any more.
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