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(Awful Announcing)   Fox's "Celebrity Diving", debuting in January: Terrell Owens, J-Woww, Kim and Kyle Richards, and Baywatch's Alexandra Paul and something called David Chokachi   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Baywatch, celebrity  
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2013-01-01 03:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?  Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.
2013-01-01 09:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
Bethany Hamilton to win it hand down.
2013-01-01 08:21:13 PM  
1 vote:

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...

Oh, you snooty elitists and your high-brow tastes.

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2013-01-01 08:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
we're only a couple more years away from its return...

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/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead
2013-01-01 07:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
Drain the pool.
2013-01-01 07:20:17 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?

We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

/ link goes to Cheryl Tiegs vs Victoria Principal, with bonus hot shorts apperance
2013-01-01 07:17:10 PM  
1 vote:
"So, whattaya got?"
"Okay, it's like DWTS but with hot bodies in swimsuits."
"Swimming with the Stars? That'll never work, you can't see the tits unless they're doing backstroke."
"No, better - Diving with the Stars. They're walking around, standing by the pool, they dive in, they get all wet - it's like PG porn for family types!"
"Oh my god, it's brilliant - and when they fark up people will love it! They always hated JWoww, now they can watch her get a facefull of splat on TV! Johnson, your a genius! Cocaine and hookers for everyone!"

/and scene
2013-01-01 06:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
I don't even know what the word "celebrity" means any more.
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