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		Fox's "Celebrity Diving", debuting in January: Terrell Owens, J-Woww, Kim and Kyle Richards, and Baywatch's Alexandra Paul and something called David Chokachi (awfulannouncing.com)		78
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OregonVet		2013-01-01 03:04:21 PM

How about celebrity muff diving instead.

Coco LaFemme		2013-01-01 03:13:42 PM

Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet? Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.

Apos		2013-01-01 04:09:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet? Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.

There will always be a lower rung of mindless buffoonery- right up until Armageddon's first battle.

Lionel Mandrake		2013-01-01 06:34:38 PM

I don't even know what the word "celebrity" means any more.

dletter		2013-01-01 06:48:28 PM

Man, that is a really stretch of the word "Celebrity" past T.O., although I guess anyone from "Jersey Shore" has a pretty high level of fame, unfortunately.

So, Fox has done "Celebrity" Boxing, Figure Skating, and now Diving. Why don't they just bring back the "Superstars" competition?

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2013-01-01 06:55:51 PM

Wake me for "Celebrity How Long Will They Wear a Burning Tire Around Their Neck"

cretinbob		2013-01-01 07:01:30 PM

Joanie chokes Chachi? Kinky.

Memes Ate My Balls		2013-01-01 07:10:39 PM

Now I finally understand the cultural victory in Civilization. Everyone else suicides.

LonMead		2013-01-01 07:15:08 PM

-Jenni "JWOWW" Farley of "Jersey Shore"

It's good that they included someone who brings her own flotation devices...
www.freepspwallpaper.org

Surly U. Jest		2013-01-01 07:16:22 PM

LonMead: -Jenni "JWOWW" Farley of "Jersey Shore"

It's good that they included someone who brings her own flotation devices...
[www.freepspwallpaper.org image 480x272]

Fake boobs don't float, but real ones do.

jaytkay		2013-01-01 07:16:23 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.

You degenerate!

/ I was gonna write that, too

Dr.Zom		2013-01-01 07:17:10 PM

"So, whattaya got?"
"Okay, it's like DWTS but with hot bodies in swimsuits."
"Swimming with the Stars? That'll never work, you can't see the tits unless they're doing backstroke."
"No, better - Diving with the Stars. They're walking around, standing by the pool, they dive in, they get all wet - it's like PG porn for family types!"
"Oh my god, it's brilliant - and when they fark up people will love it! They always hated JWoww, now they can watch her get a facefull of splat on TV! Johnson, your a genius! Cocaine and hookers for everyone!"

/and scene

Winterlight		2013-01-01 07:20:17 PM

Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?

We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

/ link goes to Cheryl Tiegs vs Victoria Principal, with bonus hot shorts apperance

you are a puppet		2013-01-01 07:28:18 PM

Quite a list of celebs. If the six of them were sitting at a table I'd say "Hey, isn't that TO over at that table sitting with 5 random people?"

Dr.Zom		2013-01-01 07:28:34 PM

Winterlight: Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?

We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

/ link goes to Cheryl Tiegs vs Victoria Principal, with bonus hot shorts apperance

A friend of mine has a VHS tape of every second of Linda Carter's appearances. Every. Second. He's since transferred it to digital. But he still has the tape.

unfarkingbelievable		2013-01-01 07:35:44 PM

I used to be an AAU competitive diver a long time ago. I started diving competitively when I was 4. It is NOT easy and can be extremely dangerous -- which, to my lament, is why nobody has diving boards anymore. Kills me.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2013-01-01 07:42:31 PM

I bet its 2 episodes in before Jwopp used the pool as an ashtray/toilet.

WhyteRaven74		2013-01-01 07:46:40 PM

Winterlight: We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

Don't forget Circus of the Stars!

Winterlight		2013-01-01 07:47:30 PM

WhyteRaven74: Don't forget Circus of the Stars!

I'm trying. Therapy helped a lot.

/ still have Gabe Kaplan in my nightmares

Insatiable Jesus		2013-01-01 07:49:22 PM

Drain the pool.

Funbags		2013-01-01 07:55:33 PM

It would be quite OK with me if, after the glut of "celebrity" reality programming killing TV ratings, the networks joined together to decided to "thin the herd" by producing a "famewhore hunger game". Whoever survives gets a reality series they so covet, until the next season....

Imagine: the untalanted cast of all the MTV reality shows, vs the untalented cast of Community, vs the untalented rejects from the numerous singing and dancing and traveling competition shows, all trying their hardest to murder each other for amusement and ratings? Snookie actually trying to kill Joel McHale, who is actually trying to kill the Illiterate Black Chick From American Idol? I'd DVR the fark out of that.

lokis_mentor		2013-01-01 07:56:16 PM

None of them will be the triple Lindy

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lokis_mentor		2013-01-01 07:59:24 PM

lokis_mentor: None of them will beat the triple Lindy

FTFM

bossuniversalAA		2013-01-01 08:02:08 PM

not amused

FormlessOne		2013-01-01 08:05:39 PM

Apos: Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet? Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.

There will always be a lower rung of mindless buffoonery- right up until Armageddon's first battle.

Yes, but, do we need to keep digging lower and lower ditches to ensure that the lower rung of mindless buffoonery is, well, so damned low?

This is "Ow, My Balls!", with water. Folks are watching solely to see has-beens belly flop.

Spanky_McFarksalot		2013-01-01 08:12:04 PM

we're only a couple more years away from its return...

borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com

/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead

jaytkay		2013-01-01 08:21:13 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...

Oh, you snooty elitists and your high-brow tastes.

rmc.library.cornell.edu

OtherLittleGuy		2013-01-01 08:23:23 PM

"Battle of the Network Stars" was "Downton Abbey" compared to 'celebrity' competitions od today.

And if you disparage it, you shut your whore mouth. The T&A with Cosell narrating was epic.

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2013-01-01 08:30:28 PM

I'd sooner watch this show than a lawyer or cop dramedy.

puckrock2000		2013-01-01 08:36:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: "Battle of the Network Stars" was "Downton Abbey" compared to 'celebrity' competitions od today.

And if you disparage it, you shut your whore mouth. The T&A with Cosell narrating was epic.

"I believe 'The Battle of the Network Stars' should be fought with guns." - Steve Martin

Gunderson		2013-01-01 08:51:17 PM

I'm hoping for "Celebrity Bowel Movements"

7th Son of a 7th Son		2013-01-01 08:52:21 PM

Bethany Hamilton? Won't she just swim in circles?

AlAlvin		2013-01-01 09:20:07 PM

Bethany Hamilton to win it hand down.

Amurica...Fark Ya!		2013-01-01 09:21:22 PM

Ugh, I really wanted to say something nice, its just that she isn't anything special...

www.rumela.com

Barricaded Gunman		2013-01-01 09:36:21 PM

David Chokachi? He was the native American guy from Voyager, right?

jaytkay		2013-01-01 09:41:48 PM

Barricaded Gunman: David Chokachi? He was the native American guy from Voyager, right?

No, he's the guy from X-Files.

FormlessOne		2013-01-01 09:41:59 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Bethany Hamilton? Won't she just swim in circles?

Nah. She had some trouble with it, but she's all right now. I'm looking forward to her specialty dive, "One Hand Clapping", though.

missiv		2013-01-01 10:00:58 PM

you are a puppet: Quite a list of celebs. If the six of them were sitting at a table I'd say "Hey, isn't that TO over at that table sitting with 5 random people?"

I lol'd.

LDM90		2013-01-01 10:06:35 PM

Chokachicken?

Virtual Pariah		2013-01-01 10:12:04 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...

[borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 650x300]
/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead
I'm ok with that. At least it seemed like good clean fun.

StoPPeRmobile		2013-01-01 10:17:30 PM

Mutt Farkinov		2013-01-01 10:18:42 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.

Dated slang is dated...no woman has "muff" anymore.

Mutt Farkinov		2013-01-01 10:19:59 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.

...but I should have added that it doesn't detract from the merit of your offering.

eCurmudgeon		2013-01-01 10:21:10 PM

Didn't Fox do this already?

i.a.cnn.net

Moodybastard		2013-01-01 11:14:03 PM

eCurmudgeon: Didn't Fox do this already?

[i.a.cnn.net image 400x304]

Or SNL....Could be Balkan Dirt Diving!

Moodybastard		2013-01-01 11:15:53 PM

eCurmudgeon: Didn't Fox do this already?

[i.a.cnn.net image 400x304]

here is the clip
Dirt Diving

Boudica's War Tampon		2013-01-01 11:31:28 PM

Dools		2013-01-01 11:35:45 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I used to be an AAU competitive diver a long time ago. I started diving competitively when I was 4. It is NOT easy and can be extremely dangerous -- which, to my lament, is why nobody has diving boards anymore. Kills me.

This.

I had a buddy who was competitive at the state level in HS and outside comps, and the training required was incredible Someone is going to get hurt.

/I'll laugh
//window seat.

eCurmudgeon		2013-01-01 11:36:44 PM

Originally a Fox Sports commercial (with the tagline "Sports news from the only region you care about - yours").

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lElp0CJa_Cg

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-01 11:42:30 PM

Heh....this was the same batch of celebs that was doing that "Stars in Danger" bit last season; they were supposed to be doing real Special Ops training that was going to culminate in a real Special Ops mission? It barely made it past the second episode, after Stephen Colbert ripped them a new one almost before the first commercial and then someone either got cold feet or realized that it was HAAAARRRRDD to be a soldier and bailed.

Now they're diving. It's very sad.

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