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(Awful Announcing)   Fox's "Celebrity Diving", debuting in January: Terrell Owens, J-Woww, Kim and Kyle Richards, and Baywatch's Alexandra Paul and something called David Chokachi   (awfulannouncing.com) divider line 78
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2013-01-01 03:04:21 PM
How about celebrity muff diving instead.
 
2013-01-01 03:13:42 PM
Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?  Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.
 
2013-01-01 04:09:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?  Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.


There will always be a lower rung of mindless buffoonery- right up until Armageddon's first battle.
 
2013-01-01 06:34:38 PM
I don't even know what the word "celebrity" means any more.
 
2013-01-01 06:48:28 PM
Man, that is a really stretch of the word "Celebrity" past T.O., although I guess anyone from "Jersey Shore" has a pretty high level of fame, unfortunately.

So, Fox has done "Celebrity" Boxing, Figure Skating, and now Diving.   Why don't they just bring back the "Superstars" competition?
 
2013-01-01 06:55:51 PM
Wake me for "Celebrity How Long Will They Wear a Burning Tire Around Their Neck"
 
2013-01-01 07:01:30 PM
Joanie chokes Chachi? Kinky.
 
2013-01-01 07:10:39 PM
Now I finally understand the cultural victory in Civilization. Everyone else suicides.
 
2013-01-01 07:15:08 PM
-Jenni "JWOWW" Farley of "Jersey Shore"

It's good that they included someone who brings her own flotation devices...
www.freepspwallpaper.org
 
2013-01-01 07:16:22 PM

LonMead: -Jenni "JWOWW" Farley of "Jersey Shore"

It's good that they included someone who brings her own flotation devices...
[www.freepspwallpaper.org image 480x272]


Fake boobs don't float, but real ones do.
 
2013-01-01 07:16:23 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.


You degenerate!

/ I was gonna write that, too
 
2013-01-01 07:17:10 PM
"So, whattaya got?"
"Okay, it's like DWTS but with hot bodies in swimsuits."
"Swimming with the Stars? That'll never work, you can't see the tits unless they're doing backstroke."
"No, better - Diving with the Stars. They're walking around, standing by the pool, they dive in, they get all wet - it's like PG porn for family types!"
"Oh my god, it's brilliant - and when they fark up people will love it! They always hated JWoww, now they can watch her get a facefull of splat on TV! Johnson, your a genius! Cocaine and hookers for everyone!"

/and scene
 
2013-01-01 07:20:17 PM

Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?


We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

/ link goes to Cheryl Tiegs vs Victoria Principal, with bonus hot shorts apperance
 
2013-01-01 07:28:18 PM
Quite a list of celebs. If the six of them were sitting at a table I'd say "Hey, isn't that TO over at that table sitting with 5 random people?"
 
2013-01-01 07:28:34 PM

Winterlight: Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?

We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars

/ link goes to Cheryl Tiegs vs Victoria Principal, with bonus hot shorts apperance


A friend of mine has a VHS tape of every second of Linda Carter's appearances. Every. Second. He's since transferred it to digital. But he still has the tape.
 
2013-01-01 07:35:44 PM
I used to be an AAU competitive diver a long time ago. I started diving competitively when I was 4. It is NOT easy and can be extremely dangerous -- which, to my lament, is why nobody has diving boards anymore. Kills me.
 
2013-01-01 07:42:31 PM
I bet its 2 episodes in before Jwopp used the pool as an ashtray/toilet.
 
2013-01-01 07:46:40 PM

Winterlight: We hit that back in the '70s with Battle of the Network Stars


Don't forget Circus of the Stars!
 
2013-01-01 07:47:30 PM

WhyteRaven74: Don't forget Circus of the Stars!


I'm trying. Therapy helped a lot.

/ still have Gabe Kaplan in my nightmares
 
2013-01-01 07:49:22 PM
Drain the pool.
 
2013-01-01 07:55:33 PM
It would be quite OK with me if, after the glut of "celebrity" reality programming killing TV ratings, the networks joined together to decided to "thin the herd" by producing a "famewhore hunger game". Whoever survives gets a reality series they so covet, until the next season....

Imagine: the untalanted cast of all the MTV reality shows, vs the untalented cast of Community, vs the untalented rejects from the numerous singing and dancing and traveling competition shows, all trying their hardest to murder each other for amusement and ratings? Snookie actually trying to kill Joel McHale, who is actually trying to kill the Illiterate Black Chick From American Idol? I'd DVR the fark out of that.
 
2013-01-01 07:56:16 PM
None of them will be the triple Lindy

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2013-01-01 07:59:24 PM

lokis_mentor: None of them will beat the triple Lindy

FTFM

 
2013-01-01 08:02:08 PM
i1038.photobucket.com
not amused
 
2013-01-01 08:05:39 PM

Apos: Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?  Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.

There will always be a lower rung of mindless buffoonery- right up until Armageddon's first battle.


Yes, but, do we need to keep digging lower and lower ditches to ensure that the lower rung of mindless buffoonery is, well, so damned low?

This is "Ow, My Balls!", with water. Folks are watching solely to see has-beens belly flop.
 
2013-01-01 08:12:04 PM
we're only a couple more years away from its return...

borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com
/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead
 
2013-01-01 08:21:13 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...


Oh, you snooty elitists and your high-brow tastes.

rmc.library.cornell.edu
 
2013-01-01 08:23:23 PM
"Battle of the Network Stars" was "Downton Abbey" compared to 'celebrity' competitions od today.

And if you disparage it, you shut your whore mouth. The T&A with Cosell narrating was epic.
 
2013-01-01 08:30:28 PM
I'd sooner watch this show than a lawyer or cop dramedy.
 
2013-01-01 08:36:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: "Battle of the Network Stars" was "Downton Abbey" compared to 'celebrity' competitions od today.

And if you disparage it, you shut your whore mouth. The T&A with Cosell narrating was epic.


"I believe 'The Battle of the Network Stars' should be fought with guns." - Steve Martin
 
2013-01-01 08:51:17 PM
I'm hoping for "Celebrity Bowel Movements"
 
2013-01-01 08:52:21 PM
Bethany Hamilton? Won't she just swim in circles?
 
2013-01-01 09:20:07 PM
Bethany Hamilton to win it hand down.
 
2013-01-01 09:21:22 PM
Ugh, I really wanted to say something nice, its just that she isn't anything special...


www.rumela.com
 
2013-01-01 09:36:21 PM
David Chokachi? He was the native American guy from Voyager, right?
 
2013-01-01 09:41:48 PM

Barricaded Gunman: David Chokachi? He was the native American guy from Voyager, right?


No, he's the guy from X-Files.
 
2013-01-01 09:41:59 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Bethany Hamilton? Won't she just swim in circles?


Nah. She had some trouble with it, but she's all right now. I'm looking forward to her specialty dive, "One Hand Clapping", though.
 
2013-01-01 10:00:58 PM

you are a puppet: Quite a list of celebs. If the six of them were sitting at a table I'd say "Hey, isn't that TO over at that table sitting with 5 random people?"


I lol'd.
 
2013-01-01 10:06:35 PM
Chokachicken?
 
2013-01-01 10:12:04 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: we're only a couple more years away from its return...

[borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 650x300]
/the show I mean, I think everyone in the pic is dead

I'm ok with that. At least it seemed like good clean fun.
 
2013-01-01 10:17:30 PM
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2013-01-01 10:18:42 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.


Dated slang is dated...no woman has "muff" anymore.
 
2013-01-01 10:19:59 PM

OregonVet: How about celebrity muff diving instead.


...but I should have added that it doesn't detract from the merit of your offering.
 
2013-01-01 10:21:10 PM
Didn't Fox do this already?

i.a.cnn.net
 
2013-01-01 11:14:03 PM

eCurmudgeon: Didn't Fox do this already?

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Or SNL....Could be Balkan Dirt Diving!
 
2013-01-01 11:15:53 PM

eCurmudgeon: Didn't Fox do this already?

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here is the clip
Dirt Diving
 
2013-01-01 11:31:28 PM

Apos: Coco LaFemme: Have we reached the nadir of Western civilization yet?  Because I think this show is a signpost that it's coming up.

There will always be a lower rung of mindless buffoonery- right up until Armageddon's first battle

mud wrestling.
 
2013-01-01 11:35:45 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I used to be an AAU competitive diver a long time ago. I started diving competitively when I was 4. It is NOT easy and can be extremely dangerous -- which, to my lament, is why nobody has diving boards anymore. Kills me.


This.

I had a buddy who was competitive at the state level in HS and outside comps, and the training required was incredible Someone is going to get hurt.

/I'll laugh
//window seat.
 
2013-01-01 11:36:44 PM
Originally a Fox Sports commercial (with the tagline "Sports news from the only region you care about - yours").

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lElp0CJa_Cg
 
2013-01-01 11:42:30 PM
Heh....this was the same batch of celebs that was doing that "Stars in Danger" bit last season; they were supposed to be doing real Special Ops training that was going to culminate in a real Special Ops mission? It barely made it past the second episode, after Stephen Colbert ripped them a new one almost before the first commercial and then someone either got cold feet or realized that it was HAAAARRRRDD to be a soldier and bailed.

Now they're diving. It's very sad.
 
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