FARK.com: (7512379) Fiat builds a monster truck by putting its "Panda" body on a Jeep CJ7 chassis. All it needs to be street legal is a huge pair of truck nuts, a gun rack, and "No Fat Chicks" bumpersticker

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(Some Guy)		Fiat builds a monster truck by putting its "Panda" body on a Jeep CJ7 chassis. All it needs to be street legal is a huge pair of truck nuts, a gun rack, and "No Fat Chicks" bumpersticker (cars.aol.co.uk)		50
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Acharne		2013-01-01 05:47:52 PM

roughtie-toughtie

Not sure if words or description of bad diaper sex.

Kumana Wanalaia		2013-01-01 05:48:29 PM

SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!

LonMead		2013-01-01 05:50:03 PM

Think it gets decent fuel economy? I'd buy one. For my Mom.

_{What? I live in the mountains.}

wildcardjack		2013-01-01 05:51:17 PM

Puts me in mind of the Smart Monster.

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I think they need to build a bunch of these and have them race jumping over shopping carts.

Pep Streebeck		2013-01-01 05:52:17 PM

Captain Slow		2013-01-01 05:52:40 PM

UsikFark		2013-01-01 05:54:44 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!

It's great for newly weds because

Kid's tickets are still just FIVE BUCKS!

XplodedSynapses		2013-01-01 05:54:48 PM

Wouldn't Truck Nuts just make the 'roughtie-toughtie' Panda back heavy? Probably just get caught under the tires, anyways.

WordsnCollision		2013-01-01 05:55:22 PM

Still no cure for...

theblogaboutcars.com

moike		2013-01-01 05:56:27 PM

A very tiny car on a very large truck chassis. So this man's penis is what... average size?

Raging Thespian		2013-01-01 05:57:38 PM

moike: A very tiny car on a very large truck chassis. So this man's penis is what... average size?

Gigantic penis, miniscule testicles?

mark12A		2013-01-01 05:58:50 PM

Thank you, Captain Slow

/came here for that.

badgerb		2013-01-01 06:04:45 PM

The sales guy will even throw in a set of these
NSFW

socoloco		2013-01-01 06:05:40 PM

The dependability of Jeep and Fiat? Please.

you are a puppet		2013-01-01 06:08:56 PM

I'm only interested in the fiat girl's body

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titwrench		2013-01-01 06:09:23 PM

badgerb: The sales guy will even throw in a set of these
NSFW

That is literally in the headline.

badgerb		2013-01-01 06:11:41 PM

titwrench: badgerb: The sales guy will even throw in a set of these
NSFW

That is literally in the headline.

yup. hungover. I feels stoooopid. txs for pointing it out.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-01 06:14:27 PM

/nutcelles

fanbladesaresharp		2013-01-01 06:20:21 PM

Really? This isn't a monster truck. This is an oversized rolly-polly bug

turbocucumber		2013-01-01 06:23:31 PM

Raging Thespian: moike: A very tiny car on a very large truck chassis. So this man's penis is what... average size?

Gigantic penis, miniscule testicles?

Naw. Other way round.

moike		2013-01-01 06:23:33 PM

Raging Thespian: moike: A very tiny car on a very large truck chassis. So this man's penis is what... average size?

Gigantic penis, miniscule testicles?

I'd be totally fine with that...

mjjt		2013-01-01 06:32:02 PM

What some serious trucks might look like

Link

Thingster		2013-01-01 06:49:12 PM

moike: A very tiny car on a very large truck chassis. So this man's penis is what... average size?

CJ7 =/= large truck. Think 87-06 Wrangler.

hockeychick		2013-01-01 06:49:28 PM

Clarkson did it better

maram500		2013-01-01 06:52:59 PM

Captain Slow:

I came here to see one of the three, but we're all aware that the only one of them who would get properly excited is Hamster.

Captain Slow: "Pfft, it isn't even a proper car. How's a car enthusiast supposed to enjoy that?"
Jezza: "Not enough power. Doesn't give me the stroke face in the bendy bits."
Hamster: "I rather like that..."

maram500		2013-01-01 06:55:03 PM

hockeychick: Clarkson did it better

His personalized Merc with the flagstone floor and wingback chair was so much better.

Frantic Freddie		2013-01-01 07:08:49 PM

A CJ7 frame? They own Jeep,they couldn't get a TJ or WK frame?

cretinbob		2013-01-01 07:10:32 PM

I'm That Guy		2013-01-01 07:18:14 PM

Frantic Freddie		2013-01-01 07:24:59 PM

A CJ7 frame? They own Jeep,they couldn't get a TJ or JK frame?

FTFM

good_2_go		2013-01-01 07:43:18 PM

maram500: Captain Slow:

I came here to see one of the three, but we're all aware that the only one of them who would get properly excited is Hamster.

Captain Slow: "Pfft, it isn't even a proper car. How's a car enthusiast supposed to enjoy that?"
Jezza: "Not enough power. Doesn't give me the stroke face in the bendy bits."
Hamster: "I rather like that..."

James May owns (owned?) a Panda. He was caught on camera parking it in a no parking zone at the BBC offices.

laid back w/bud light		2013-01-01 07:51:22 PM

The voice of that French girl from the Fiat ad is almost boner inducing.

vodka		2013-01-01 08:08:53 PM

Not a monster truck by any standard. It's like the same size as my Bronco.

maram500		2013-01-01 08:29:19 PM

good_2_go: maram500: Captain Slow:

I came here to see one of the three, but we're all aware that the only one of them who would get properly excited is Hamster.

Captain Slow: "Pfft, it isn't even a proper car. How's a car enthusiast supposed to enjoy that?"
Jezza: "Not enough power. Doesn't give me the stroke face in the bendy bits."
Hamster: "I rather like that..."

James May owns (owned?) a Panda. He was caught on camera parking it in a no parking zone at the BBC offices.

A Panda by itself is plebeian enough for James May. Screw with it--monster tires, etc--and May will call you a pillock.

As would I.

/Clarkson's Panda limo was hilarious though.

Wise_Guy		2013-01-01 08:32:24 PM

Never say no to Panda.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-01-01 08:40:26 PM

UsikFark: Kumana Wanalaia: SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!

It's great for newly weds because

Kid's tickets are still just FIVE BUCKS!

We'll sell you the whole seat!
But you'll only need THE EDGE!!!

LonMead		2013-01-01 08:47:39 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: We'll sell you the whole seat!
But you'll only need THE EDGE!!!

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mwfark		2013-01-01 08:51:14 PM

This idea for a monster truck would be a mere morsel for real monster trucks around Alabama. Not my thing, but a monster truck should be a MONSTER - not a CJ7 - and even the teenagers have the real beasts down here. Weird hobby, I agree, but fun to look at what lengths other people are willing to go to as they blow their money.

F22raptom		2013-01-01 09:54:39 PM

old

mr_fulano		2013-01-01 10:42:51 PM

It's all wrong. What's the front piece of sheet metal hiding? If it's on a CJ7 chassis you should be able to see the front solid axle.

zez		2013-01-01 11:13:03 PM

I always wanted to buy an old mail jeep and make a monster truck out of it.

Pumpernickel bread		2013-01-01 11:36:21 PM

No self respecting redneck would be caught dead in a Fiat.

i upped my meds-up yours		2013-01-01 11:48:46 PM

FIAL

cretinbob		2013-01-01 11:50:04 PM

mr_fulano: It's all wrong. What's the front piece of sheet metal hiding? If it's on a CJ7 chassis you should be able to see the front solid axle.

It's just to keep shiat getting caught in it.
That being said, There has not been a CJ-7 made since 1986. It may be a Wrangler frame.
Of course, no matter what when you say it's this frame or that frame, all you mean is this:

www.jeepfan.com

That's a CJ-7 Frame as opposed to this 2007 Wrangler chassis

image.4wheeloffroad.com

Which is much more likely

richlw		2013-01-02 01:26:25 AM

Acharne: roughtie-toughtie

Not sure if words or description of bad diaper sex.

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thisiszombocom		2013-01-02 01:53:28 AM

badgerb: titwrench: badgerb: The sales guy will even throw in a set of these
NSFW

That is literally in the headline.

yup. hungover. I feels stoooopid. txs for pointing it out.

lulz

LaughingRadish		2013-01-02 05:49:30 AM

theorellior		2013-01-02 12:06:49 PM

We also would have accepted a "No Fear" decal.

theorellior		2013-01-02 12:11:40 PM

Acharne: Not sure if words or description of bad diaper sex.

The perfect setup.

www.mindhuestudio.com

Acharne		2013-01-02 08:03:55 PM

theorellior: Acharne: Not sure if words or description of bad diaper sex.

The perfect setup.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 545x720]

Holy hell. Your browser bookmarks must be the stuff of nightmares! Roughtie-toughtie nightmares!

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