titwrench: CSBBack in my youth my parents had a house in a suburb that backed up to rolling hills full of wildlife. Sometimes I would go out and get drunk and when I would get dropped off I would be too drunk to walk up the driveway (approximately 250 feet) so I would just pass out in the yard by the mailbox. My dad wo
Bit'O'Gristle: If he had been armed with the hunting weapon of choice, the bushmaster in .223, he would have been fine.
Mikeyworld: I'm talking about an urban environment, not camping out in the woods. Walking urban trails out here with a firearm will get the swat team after you. They're worse than coyotes. You can't discourage them, sorta like wild pigs. The guy in question was in his backyard, next to a school. Firearms are not allowed
Mikeyworld: There no need for weaponry. If you're out in the woods, carry a walking stick. 4ft or so long and at least an inch across. The smart ones will leave ya alone, It looks too much like a gun. The dumb ones will get close enuf to poke. Make sure ya poke it hard. Ya gotta teach 'em to fear. When that one shies away, the rest will, too.Kent-Kangley is surrounded by deep woods and has lots of wildlife. The guy shoulda done some research before buying a home out in the meth area. There's more than coyotes to worry about, but they're in the houses, not on the trails. Put bells on the dog, they are strange enuf to scare off the coyotes.
The My Little Pony Killer: If there's a coyote in your neighborhood, chances are it was the coyote's neighborhood first.
strapp3r: Man attacked by 3 coyotes in own their backyard
fjnorton: I've heard packs of 40 to 50 of em from the howls in the woods behind my house but I've never seen them.Creepy cause I was a couple hours out from anywhere. I guess Ill make sure to carry my sidearm just to be safe.
brantgoose: Three coyotés? Can I get that on a t-shirt?
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