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(Celebitchy)   Scarlett Johansson: "Marriage isn't important." How YOU doin'?   (celebitchy.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-01 04:48:26 PM  
5 votes:
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"Fräulein Johansson? Please call me without delay."
2013-01-01 07:06:22 PM  
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: She's pretty much an uneducated person.
That's fine for a while, but would grow thin after a time.

Example:
Me: "Kurt Vonnegut died."
Her: "Who's that?"
Me: "You know, the auth-"
Her [to her assistant]: "Who the hell is this idiot and why is he telling me about some dead author? Security!"

/This actually happened to me.


FTFY.
2013-01-02 01:13:39 PM  
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PsyLord: FTA: 'Would I get married again?' It's really not important to me. It has no relevance to me right now. I'm not having kids any time soon

Like biology stops when you aren't married.

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Also:

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Scarlet, Imma gonna let you finish, but reproductive biology doesn't work that way. Just ask my babby momma.


It looks like somebody set Keith Haring loose with a wood burning tool.
2013-01-02 10:28:56 AM  
1 votes:

mmagdalene: Are most men honestly this opposed to marriage? From what I can tell, a man's quality of life is generally greatly enhanced by marriage (assuming it's a happy one). Women these days tend to have more education than their male counterparts, and while we certainly don't earn money on par with men, why on Earth do men think that women are trying to "trap" them into marriage, only to take half "their" stuff? In many marriages, it's still the women who do the heavy lifting; working, the physical toll of pregnancy and childbirth, child-rearing, keeping the household running and maintaining the family's social connections. Frankly, it's often women who get the short end of the stick, so to speak


If any of what you just wrote is remotely true, you have just destroyed my soul and my will to live. On the other hand, if any man is married to your strawperson with all of the aforementioned attributes, he probably has to hear about it every day.
2013-01-02 04:25:20 AM  
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: She's pretty much an uneducated person.
That's fine for a while, but would grow thin after a time.

Example:
Me: "Kurt Vonnegut died."
Her: "Who's that?"

/This actually happened to me.


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2013-01-01 06:54:56 PM  
1 votes:
She's the most awesome person in human history.
2013-01-01 06:46:02 PM  
1 votes:

sure haven't: What a hollow life being a celebrity.

I didn't say being rich, just that empty pursuit of fame/popularity. Your life is in such dissection, it's impossible to be normal.


As the rain beats against the window an anguished voice utters denials in German.
2013-01-01 06:41:15 PM  
1 votes:
Screw marriage darlin', let's just go right to the mindblowing sex then.

/I promise you the best 24 seconds of your life
 
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