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(Digital Spy)   Kim Kardashian: "My pregnancy is a blessing." Everyone else: "Says who?"   (digitalspy.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-01 11:43:47 AM
She does. Why is that a problem?
 
2013-01-01 11:50:39 AM
lard ishram
 
2013-01-01 12:40:41 PM
Blessings and miracles and the like aren't things that happen to hundreds of thousands of people every single day.
 
2013-01-01 01:13:51 PM

colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?


There is a fair to middling chance they have birthed the anti-Christ, which would be a tad unpleasant for the rest of us. Otherwise, mazal tov.
 
2013-01-01 01:20:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Blessings and miracles and the like aren't things that happen to hundreds of thousands of people every single day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeavNauY59o
 
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2013-01-01 01:55:42 PM
Let's see, she's an immoral, attention whore who will do pretty much anything for money.  She has no actual skills except for the fact that she's famous.  So, she's famous for being famous and got that way because her father was a famous lawyer in a murder trial that got a murderer freed to walk the streets.  She got pregnant by a man while technically still married to another.  Is is a blessing for her ratings of being a professional attention whore?  Is it a blessing for the great example of immorality she demonstrates to our nation's youth?  Is it a blessing for the example she sets, which shouts you don't have to know how to do anything useful if you look good!  Is it a blessing because she'll show our nation's youth that it's cool to have a baby even though you really don't have skills to survive in the world.

So there is the answer let's ask the question.

colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?

 
2013-01-01 02:11:53 PM
is she really pregnant or is this some publicity stunt?
 
2013-01-01 02:21:35 PM
I feel bad for Khloe. (Is that how it's spelled?)
Both her sisters popping out kids like it's nothing, while she's been (reportedly) trying, to no avail.
 
2013-01-01 02:49:23 PM
She's going to name him Target, because everyone had a shot at it.
 
2013-01-01 02:58:22 PM
You think her ass is big now, just wait until she pops out that babby.
 
2013-01-01 03:35:48 PM
And the GOP amending their anti-abortion stance in 5... 4... 3...
 
2013-01-01 03:38:24 PM
Hopefully this means we'll see the end of her woefully extended time in the spotlight in around 8 months.
 
2013-01-01 03:40:18 PM
The baby is a blessing because being pregnant will speed up your divorce? Is that the deal?
 
2013-01-01 03:41:31 PM
haha man remember Perez Hilton? Wow, whatever happened to that guy.
 
2013-01-01 03:46:52 PM
Kim Kardashian

tesla.liketelevision.com

Who has starred in a porno, has two failed marriages and is expecting a bastard child
 
2013-01-01 03:47:20 PM
Fark- now we're going to have to endure 8 months of reports on her "baby bump" a phrase that almost literally makes this animal lover want to punch a puppy in the face. I would like to meet the journalistic clown to made this term up and slap him/her til he/she cries and begs me to stop.
 
2013-01-01 03:54:35 PM
Babbys are a blessing, yes. Kim is still a whore.
 
2013-01-01 03:56:33 PM

Earpj: I feel bad for Khloe. (Is that how it's spelled?)
Both her sisters popping out kids like it's nothing, while she's been (reportedly) trying, to no avail.


This. From what I hear, she's actually pretty cool, in an allegedly stable marriage, and really wants to start a family with her husband.

And in general, I know far too many decent, well-off, stable couples who are struggling with fertility or have miscarried while the white trash girls who still smoke and drink during their unplanned pregnancies wind up with half a soccer team they can't afford.
 
2013-01-01 04:02:49 PM
It's a Festivus miracle...and by miracle, I mean poop tumbleweed.
 
2013-01-01 04:08:38 PM
I bet the whole relationship is scripted to advance their careers...
Reports of Kanye cheating, Kim's miscarriage, the breakup/getting back together.
/like reality TV without the TV or reality
 
2013-01-01 04:13:20 PM
Well, the pregnancy will give her vagina a break. Good for her.
 
2013-01-01 04:13:25 PM

colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?


People like to hate certain things about pop culture so they don't feel as bad indulging in other aspects they love.
 
2013-01-01 04:14:28 PM

colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?


this.

folks should wish her a healthy baby and let it go.

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The My Little Pony Killer: Blessings and miracles and the like aren't things that happen to hundreds of thousands of people every single day.


That's a mighty myopic thing to say. People get jobs every day, but if you've been jobless for a while (or a very long while) and you finally land a job, it's a blessing.

People eat every day. But if you've been hungry (or outright starving) for a while, and you finally land a feast, it's a blessing.

People breathe every day. But if you've just escaped death, it feels like a blessing.
 
2013-01-01 04:17:57 PM

punishmentforshoplifting: Earpj: I feel bad for Khloe. (Is that how it's spelled?)
Both her sisters popping out kids like it's nothing, while she's been (reportedly) trying, to no avail.

This. From what I hear, she's actually pretty cool, in an allegedly stable marriage, and really wants to start a family with her husband. And in general, I know far too many decent, well-off, stable couples who are struggling with fertility or have miscarried while the white trash girls who still smoke and drink during their unplanned pregnancies wind up with half a soccer team they can't afford.


I'm still not sure how that works, and yet it does. How do people who don't want to be pregnant, the ones who end up pregnant?
 
2013-01-01 04:20:25 PM
folks should wish her a healthy baby and let it go.

Fark that. Farking world has too many as it is. We need another crotchfruit? Especially something created by these two nightmares?
 
2013-01-01 04:22:06 PM
8 more months of putting up with this shait...
 
2013-01-01 04:22:32 PM
I looked up her bf? husband? And i have to say, he seems like a nice guy. Built up his money, and he does good for charities. Good for them.
 
2013-01-01 04:22:38 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?

this.

folks should wish her a healthy baby and let it go.

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The My Little Pony Killer: Blessings and miracles and the like aren't things that happen to hundreds of thousands of people every single day.

That's a mighty myopic thing to say. People get jobs every day, but if you've been jobless for a while (or a very long while) and you finally land a job, it's a blessing.

People eat every day. But if you've been hungry (or outright starving) for a while, and you finally land a feast, it's a blessing.

People breathe every day. But if you've just escaped death, it feels like a blessing.


It's a blessing in that now 2-3 nannies will be fully employed. Any idiot that thinks she'll spend any amount of time with a screaming, shiatting, whining, feed me baby if there isn't a camera on her, is just as stupid as she is. Everything she does, she does for attention. She can't make a marriage last, she even let her farking cat die after 2 weeks. I wish this kid the best of luck...within 3 years she'll be calling Lupe the nanny, "Mom".
 
2013-01-01 04:24:04 PM
Ble$$ing
 
2013-01-01 04:25:14 PM
She got herself knocked up. whoopty do...
 
2013-01-01 04:32:05 PM

punishmentforshoplifting: Earpj: I feel bad for Khloe. (Is that how it's spelled?)
Both her sisters popping out kids like it's nothing, while she's been (reportedly) trying, to no avail.

This. From what I hear, she's actually pretty cool, in an allegedly stable marriage, and really wants to start a family with her husband.

And in general, I know far too many decent, well-off, stable couples who are struggling with fertility or have miscarried while the white trash girls who still smoke and drink during their unplanned pregnancies wind up with half a soccer team they can't afford.


Everything you said. You would not even believe the trashy hoes I have seen get knocked up but two of my very kind and loving friends who are in excellent marriages have fertility issues :(
 
2013-01-01 04:32:10 PM

whither_apophis: And the GOP amending their anti-abortion stance in 5... 4... 3...


...ya, the GOP would have no flashback from screaming abortion at a weathly black couple. None at all.
 
2013-01-01 04:37:54 PM
Babies are tiny, Kim. Be careful where you sit.
 
2013-01-01 04:49:57 PM
Blessing Huh???

lucien0maverick.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-01 04:51:14 PM
This kid is nothing more than a...

gaia-health.com
 
2013-01-01 04:55:46 PM
Who?
 
2013-01-01 04:57:18 PM
It's a blessing for the entertainment news industry, that's for sure.

/"Let's see, nobody got arrested for anything recently, and there are no big movies coming out... let's run 10 minutes of stories on the Kardashian baby!"
 
2013-01-01 05:33:29 PM

ManateeGag: is she really pregnant or is this some publicity stunt?


THIS!1

This will end up being a "miscarriage."

The first thing that came to my mind.

I hope.
 
2013-01-01 05:37:06 PM
"The SR-71, Lufthanza, and Kim Kardashian."

tesla.liketelevision.com

"Name an airplane, an airline, and an airhead!"
 
2013-01-01 05:48:44 PM
If I was to make a list of people who shouldn't breed, kanye west and kim kardashian would be right at the top.
 
2013-01-01 05:52:58 PM

Great_Milenko: If I was to make a list of people who shouldn't breed, kanye west and kim kardashian would be right at the top.


Separated. Neither one should be on top.
 
2013-01-01 06:02:53 PM
I'm sure the filmed birth and subsequent reality series will be classy as fark.
 
2013-01-01 06:18:47 PM
Hosing your face with piss makes you pregnant now?
 
2013-01-01 06:26:25 PM

ace in your face: punishmentforshoplifting: Earpj: I feel bad for Khloe. (Is that how it's spelled?)
Both her sisters popping out kids like it's nothing, while she's been (reportedly) trying, to no avail.

This. From what I hear, she's actually pretty cool, in an allegedly stable marriage, and really wants to start a family with her husband.

And in general, I know far too many decent, well-off, stable couples who are struggling with fertility or have miscarried while the white trash girls who still smoke and drink during their unplanned pregnancies wind up with half a soccer team they can't afford.

Everything you said. You would not even believe the trashy hoes I have seen get knocked up but two of my very kind and loving friends who are in excellent marriages have fertility issues :(


Maybe your friends shouldn't try so hard. They should just f*ck for the enjoyment of getting off.
 
2013-01-01 06:36:45 PM

Great_Milenko: If I was to make a list of people who shouldn't breed, kanye west and kim kardashian would be right at the top.


As vapid and narcissistic as they both are, their offspring will be a black hole of soulless self absorption that will destroy all of mankind.
 
2013-01-01 06:57:58 PM
She just couldn't give Kate Middleton all of the pregnancy coverage by herself, she had to jump into the mix.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:48 PM
It would be great if she and all her family died in a plane crash.
 
2013-01-01 07:00:49 PM
Please, please, let her have octuplets. It's all I ask.

4nik8tor: As vapid and narcissistic as they both are, their offspring will be a black hole of soulless self absorption that will destroy all of mankind.


Are you kidding? TLC and Bravo will come to blows offering that kid (and its unholy progenitors) a show. During the very first episode, to paraphrase one of the greats, that kid will open one of its six mouths, and it will sing the song that ends the Earth.

And all will be well.
 
2013-01-01 07:09:27 PM

jmr61: It would be great if she and all her family died in a plane crash.


And waste a perfectly good airplane?

I'm hoping for a rogue wave during a family beach outing.

Or maybe a wandering herd of rabid lemmings.
 
2013-01-01 07:58:38 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: colinspooky: She does. Why is that a problem?

this.

folks should wish her a healthy baby and let it go.

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The My Little Pony Killer: Blessings and miracles and the like aren't things that happen to hundreds of thousands of people every single day.

That's a mighty myopic thing to say. People get jobs every day, but if you've been jobless for a while (or a very long while) and you finally land a job, it's a blessing.

People eat every day. But if you've been hungry (or outright starving) for a while, and you finally land a feast, it's a blessing.

People breathe every day. But if you've just escaped death, it feels like a blessing.


When your job is based around sex, becoming pregnant is a statistic.
 
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