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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan goes out with the old and in with the OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE   (tmz.com) divider line 68
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2013-01-01 11:37:19 AM
How much of that drunk-eye is drunkness and how much of that drunk-eye is being bombarded with camera flashes? I know I look all sorts of crazy when one person with a small camera takes one picture of me with the flash on.
 
2013-01-01 11:41:02 AM
And here we have the worst two shots out of 750 shot by 15 photographers over a 10 second time span.
 
2013-01-01 12:54:56 PM

GAT_00: And here we have the worst two shots out of 750 shot by 15 photographers over a 10 second time span.


Perhaps, but this is a very sick young woman.  She has a terrifyingly high chance of dying soon without some major intervention.  Jail time might actually save her life.
 
2013-01-01 02:50:50 PM
studman69's off to an early start this year.
 
2013-01-01 03:36:53 PM
Damn it, how many more goats must be sacrificed to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!
 
2013-01-01 04:09:38 PM

bronyaur1: Jail time might actually save her life.


Yeah, no one has ever had access to drugs in jail, right?
 
2013-01-01 04:57:42 PM
I'd sniff her butt.
 
2013-01-01 04:58:43 PM

Apos: Damn it, how many more goats must be sacrificed to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!


I would trade Lohan at the top of every newscast until she dies for me never to have to hear or read the word "Kardashian" again.
 
2013-01-01 05:01:39 PM

Triumph: Apos: Damn it, how many more goats must be sacrificed to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!

I would trade Lohan at the top of every newscast until she dies for me never to have to hear or read the word "Kardashian" again.



Now that is a hellish catch-22.
 
2013-01-01 05:27:06 PM
The Daily Mail ran these photos this AM. The source is a heavy duty paparazzi company and no doubt, they are well versed in taking photos that highlight the absolute worst aspects in a person appearance.

Not that LL deserves much sympathy, but you still have to consider the photo source.
 
2013-01-01 05:41:37 PM
Bitter Beer Face
 
2013-01-01 05:50:04 PM
www.agirlsworld.com
The Lohan I remember died after this movie was made. Who is this hosebeast in the pictures with the same name??
 
2013-01-01 05:50:48 PM
She looks like she just finished a 50 Guy Bukkake party.
 
2013-01-01 05:52:43 PM
Judas priest.
She's farked.

Whatever she's doing, it's a helluva drug.

/Just ask Rick James.
 
2013-01-01 05:52:45 PM
These pics of Lindsay were snapped as she returned to her London hotel just before the stroke of midnight.

Too late, she turned into a pumpkin.
 
2013-01-01 05:58:31 PM
I still like the theory that while filming Freaky Friday she actually traded bodies with Jaime Lee Curtis and JLC is the one doing all of this crap and LL is doing Activia commercials and biding her time until she can reclaim her shell and return it to its former glory.
 
2013-01-01 06:12:39 PM
I don't care what you say.

I would bang her in a heartbeat
 
2013-01-01 06:14:35 PM
Lindsay Lohan is a trainwreck, no doubt, certainly a danger to herself and possibly to others.

I hate TMZ much more than I hate her, however.
 
2013-01-01 06:23:34 PM

Triumph: Apos: Damn it, how many more goats must be sacrificed to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!

I would trade Lohan at the top of every newscast until she dies for me never to have to hear or read the word "Kardashian" again.


I agree. LiLo was in at least one entertaining movie. So, she has therefore contributed more to society than any Kardashian. Plus, watching her downward spiral makes me feel better about my life.

I really want all the Kardashians (and Kanye) to be in a terrible small plane accident. Like one where the only survivor is the poilot.

Does this make me a bad person?
 
2013-01-01 06:30:30 PM
That's quite the second chin she's developing.
 
2013-01-01 06:32:59 PM
Please tell me that was actually a picture of Kirstie Alley...
 
2013-01-01 06:44:25 PM

Sid_6.7: bronyaur1: Jail time might actually save her life.

Yeah, no one has ever had access to drugs in jail, right?


Less access than she now has, and I doubt she would be sent to anything like a high security place where drug issues are the worst.
 
2013-01-01 06:52:06 PM
But... but... but she promised she was going to stay in and remain sober.
 
2013-01-01 07:11:31 PM
*clicks*

oh.

I was actually expecting much, MUCH worse.

Paparazzi managed to get a bad angle. Big deal.


/not a Lohan fan
//by any stretch of the imagination
 
2013-01-01 07:11:40 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-01-01 07:21:15 PM
I'm sure her minor role in Scary Movie 5 will bring her back to respectability.
 
2013-01-01 07:26:40 PM

zulius: [www.agirlsworld.com image 250x375]
The Lohan I remember died after this movie was made. Who is this hosebeast in the pictures with the same name??


Less Lohan - More Chabert!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 07:40:51 PM
She looks so horrible, I almost don't want to fark her.
 
2013-01-01 07:42:05 PM
 
2013-01-01 07:44:07 PM
Wat
 
2013-01-01 07:45:06 PM
Was she skydiving in that pic?
 
2013-01-01 07:46:14 PM
i've said it before, and i'll say it again...she is looking really good for 45 years old, and that is one older chick i'd love to bang
 
2013-01-01 08:12:31 PM
She'll be 27 in July, the age when a lot of celebs who don't take care of themselves keel over dead. Will she join Club 27?
 
2013-01-01 08:21:37 PM

UberNeuman:
Less Lohan - More Chabert!


THIS

i'll help
 
2013-01-01 08:32:26 PM
She looks like she has quite the odor...
 
2013-01-01 08:40:00 PM
I would engage in sexual relations with Lindsey Lohan.
 
2013-01-01 08:58:47 PM

UberNeuman: zulius: [www.agirlsworld.com image 250x375]
The Lohan I remember died after this movie was made. Who is this hosebeast in the pictures with the same name??

Less Lohan - More Chabert!


Now if we could just convince her to squeeze into her Lost in Space outfit.

/Yes, she was young and so was I.
//First movie I made out during.
///Lacey helped matters along.
////TMI?
 
2013-01-01 09:05:13 PM

UberNeuman: zulius: [www.agirlsworld.com image 250x375]
The Lohan I remember died after this movie was made. Who is this hosebeast in the pictures with the same name??

Less Lohan - More Chabert!


Bless you, sir.
 
2013-01-01 09:05:50 PM
Can't we just find her twin? She must be the "good one". She might have a goatee though.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-01 10:03:21 PM

Sid_6.7: bronyaur1: Jail time might actually save her life.

Yeah, no one has ever had access to drugs in jail, right?


If you've never been, I think you'd be surprised at just how hard it is, especially if you're sent specifically to a low-security 'rehab' jail. Someone like her is probably a pill popper, and those aren't the typical things you would get in a cell, I'm lead to believe it's heroin or crack in there. And while there are similarities, it's a different high.

But ya, it's a travesty, what she's done to herself. Even if she cleans up her life, the bad surgery and rough living are going to take a toll.

Redhead thread?
 
2013-01-01 10:26:07 PM

Mugato: Can't we just find her twin? She must be the "good one". She might have a goatee though.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 243x250]


Had a crush on her back then (She's my age so back off Hansen), thought she was hot in Mean Girls, now she looks....wow...and not in a good way. what a shame.
 
2013-01-01 11:01:32 PM
Somewhere there is a naked homeless woman wondering where her clothes are.
 
2013-01-01 11:33:37 PM

macdaddy357: She'll be 27 in July, the age when a lot of celebs who don't take care of themselves keel over dead. Will she join Club 27?


At this point, she's as pickled as Keith Richards. If she doesn't cark it next year, she'll probably live forever.
 
2013-01-01 11:34:54 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: If she doesn't cark it next

this year, she'll probably live forever.

/FTFM.
 
2013-01-01 11:50:39 PM

Apos: Damn it, how many more goats must be sacrificed to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!


It will require the Virgin Connie Swale.
 
2013-01-02 12:19:37 AM

Ctown34: I don't care what you say.

I would bang her in a heartbeat


You'll want to bring a bucket and a Baggie along for the ride.

The bucket to throw up In when your done and the Baggie to carry your dick home in, it will fall off in about 5min.
 
2013-01-02 12:54:50 AM
She looks like a "Faces of Meth" poster.
 
2013-01-02 01:05:57 AM
I thought coke was supposed to make you lose weight.
 
2013-01-02 01:17:01 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I thought coke was supposed to make you lose weight.


Not when you use it just so you can drink more. That there is vodka face.
 
2013-01-02 01:39:02 AM
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