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2013-01-01 08:10:20 PM  
25andfly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-01 09:16:32 PM  
 
2013-01-01 09:51:49 PM  
Meanwhile, I still haven't gotten past cookie mountain.
 
2013-01-01 09:54:59 PM  
Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2013-01-01 09:55:01 PM  
 
2013-01-01 09:55:15 PM  

ModernLuddite: Meanwhile, I still haven't gotten past cookie mountain.


Neither has TV On The Radio.
 
2013-01-01 09:55:23 PM  
Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.
 
2013-01-01 09:57:48 PM  
I still have trouble getting past world 8-3
 
2013-01-01 10:04:51 PM  

viscountalpha: I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


Except for the "making us buy" part.
 
2013-01-01 10:05:07 PM  

kaykordeath: Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark


Nope. The infinite lives glitch in 3-1 was a godsend.
...Especially if you had to start 8-3 as small Mario.
 
2013-01-01 10:06:39 PM  

kaykordeath: Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark


I'm probably wrong but are you referring to the way the first super Mario brothers displayed lives when you got a ton of extras?
 
2013-01-01 10:06:44 PM  
 
2013-01-01 10:12:03 PM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc
 
2013-01-01 10:13:00 PM  

NaziKamikaze: Relevant


You mean it ISN'T that?
 
2013-01-01 10:13:51 PM  

NaziKamikaze: Relevant


Love how that video was posted by someone with the username "TheStraight911Truth."
 
2013-01-01 10:18:47 PM  

poot_rootbeer: ModernLuddite: Meanwhile, I still haven't gotten past cookie mountain.

Neither has TV On The Radio.


....not to thread jack, but TV on the Radio sucks, and arbitrary references to childhood nostalgia suck.
God, they suck.
 
2013-01-01 10:30:44 PM  
I shouldn't be telling anyone this, but this game is actually a test to find the most skilled person earth has to offer. They'll be the pilot of a new top secret drone that's been specifically designed to exploit the weakness of an alien race that recently invaded our sewers. They can only be neutralized by being jumped on in a very precise manner.
 
2013-01-01 10:34:51 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: I shouldn't be telling anyone this, but this game is actually a test to find the most skilled person earth has to offer. They'll be the pilot of a new top secret drone that's been specifically designed to exploit the weakness of an alien race that recently invaded our sewers. They can only be neutralized by being jumped on in a very precise manner.


I do NOT want to know what kind of Death Blossom a drone designed to operate in the sewers uses.
 
2013-01-01 10:53:46 PM  

pudding7: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I shouldn't be telling anyone this, but this game is actually a test to find the most skilled person earth has to offer. They'll be the pilot of a new top secret drone that's been specifically designed to exploit the weakness of an alien race that recently invaded our sewers. They can only be neutralized by being jumped on in a very precise manner.

I do NOT want to know what kind of Death Blossom a drone designed to operate in the sewers uses.


I'm just wondering how traumatic it would be to watch Toad get his head melted.
 
2013-01-01 11:07:46 PM  

Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc


I paid $95 for Super Mario RPG when it first came out. Think about that. Almost a hundred bucks for a cartridge. But, I still have the game and even play it on occasion, so... there's that.
 
2013-01-01 11:08:34 PM  

NaziKamikaze: Relevant


came here for celebratory pushups
 
2013-01-01 11:13:24 PM  
As a child, I had a NES clone called Terminator 2 video game console,

How old is this kid? 13?
 
2013-01-01 11:21:00 PM  

Solon Isonomia: pudding7: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I shouldn't be telling anyone this, but this game is actually a test to find the most skilled person earth has to offer. They'll be the pilot of a new top secret drone that's been specifically designed to exploit the weakness of an alien race that recently invaded our sewers. They can only be neutralized by being jumped on in a very precise manner.

I do NOT want to know what kind of Death Blossom a drone designed to operate in the sewers uses.

I'm just wondering how traumatic it would be to watch Toad get his head melted.


Find the Super Mario World hack called Panic in the Mushroom Kingdom (and its sequel). It has some... interesting images in it.

It's also really pretty, for the most part, and its levels are well-designed and more challenging than what you find in most Mario games, but the challenge is almost always fair. The first game had maybe two places tha inspired a little too much frustration.

If you like Mario gaes at all, play these.
 
2013-01-01 11:34:25 PM  

kaykordeath: Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark


This is worse than Anne Coulter.
 
2013-01-01 11:45:54 PM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


MMOs!

More like $180 plus the price of the game, for 1 year.

Battlefield 2142 was when it all changed.
 
2013-01-01 11:56:19 PM  

Mara See Mara Do: kaykordeath: Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark

This is worse than Anne Coulter.


That's the video we watched in the physics lounge before our Electricity & Magnetism exam. We had all been studying like crazy for hours and were on the brink of insanity when somebody suggested that video to relax us. We really needed the laugh, and I think it helped.
 
2013-01-01 11:59:13 PM  
Puh-leez. Anybody who's played Syobon Action or I Wanna Be the Guy will be able to waltz through these levels blindfolded.
 
2013-01-02 12:06:07 AM  

Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc


I believe I paid $80 for Chrono Trigger when it came out.
 
2013-01-02 12:08:07 AM  

soporific: Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

I believe I paid $80 for Chrono Trigger when it came out.


yeah well I bought Shaq-Fu...NEW!
 
2013-01-02 12:08:40 AM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


Shh, nobody tell him about the Neo Geo.

/No one is MAKING you buy anything
 
2013-01-02 12:21:06 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Link


Meh, looks a bit easier than "I wanna be the Boshy". At least there aren't a lot of "surprise" traps. I'd say it's probably about as hard as Super Meat Boy was the first time I played through it.
 
2013-01-02 12:33:58 AM  

Girion47: soporific: Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

I believe I paid $80 for Chrono Trigger when it came out.

yeah well I bought Shaq-Fu...NEW!


Why would you admit to that?!

/actually had fun playing that :P
//Kaori
 
2013-01-02 12:40:03 AM  

razyjean: Why would you admit to that?!


A new form of humblebrag?
 
2013-01-02 12:43:52 AM  
i was always willing to accept the first princess, even if she wasn't actually 'mine' - that little mushroom headed jerk can just shut up.
 
2013-01-02 12:51:31 AM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


Some people even know that the dollar sign goes before the number(s).
 
2013-01-02 12:54:14 AM  

viscountalpha: I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


My spent $83 + tax on Final Fantasy 3 for me when I was a young one, so, yeah, they've been able to do that for certain games for a long time.
 
2013-01-02 01:00:13 AM  

Mara See Mara Do: kaykordeath: Good thing I have w-blue sky lives.

/nothing is obscure on Fark

This is worse than Anne Coulter.


Goomba, fark you!
 
2013-01-02 01:33:36 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

MMOs!

More like $180 plus the price of the game, for 1 year.

Battlefield 2142 was when it all changed.


Yeah, I started SWTOR, and it's....not a terrible game, but not a great game either. Nowhere near worth $15 a month, plus the poor bastards who paid the $60 for the game before it went F2P.
Still better than WoW.
 
2013-01-02 03:30:42 AM  
I sleep with a woman.
 
2013-01-02 04:20:58 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: viscountalpha: I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

My spent $83 + tax on Final Fantasy 3 for me when I was a young one, so, yeah, they've been able to do that for certain games for a long time.


"3" or "6"?

Because 3? you got ripped off, but 6? well worth it.

/US 3=JP 6
 
2013-01-02 06:33:41 AM  

Fano: Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc


And worth every penny.

/my god.... the dungeons just keep going on forever...
 
2013-01-02 07:02:40 AM  
Nothing is as hard as just trying to whip those first farking skeletons in castlevania 64.

Or whipping anything else in that game. Good thing there's a schoolgirl with magic homing attacks out to kick Dracula's ass or he'd rule the world by now.
 
2013-01-02 07:55:08 AM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


This is not even close to true. Your $60 gets you a game with a beginning, middle and an end. For years we were fine with paying (much more, I might add) for Expansion Packs. Well...a rose by any other name.

/paying for "on disk DLC" is the singular exception
//but anything where the new game data must be downloaded (as opposed to an unlock license) is fine
 
2013-01-02 08:37:53 AM  

cretinbob: Still better than the same thing as WoW.


FTFY

Explains it better than I can.
 
2013-01-02 09:29:16 AM  

eldritch2k4: This is not even close to true. Your $60 gets you a game with a beginning, middle and an end. For years we were fine with paying (much more, I might add) for Expansion Packs. Well...a rose by any other name.


That's true.

Anyone remember X-Wing and TIE Fighter? Both games had 2 expansion packs a piece, for at least $30 each. That's a $110 game.

/but VERY well worth it.
 
2013-01-02 09:31:01 AM  
Some of the later levels in NSMB:U were actually pretty challenging, so it's interesting to see what they've come up with here. I haven't watched the video, but I'd imagine that their definition of "impossible" is that if you don't keep up the natural flow of movement, that you'll land in some instant-death situation.
 
2013-01-02 09:54:36 AM  

pudding7: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I shouldn't be telling anyone this, but this game is actually a test to find the most skilled person earth has to offer. They'll be the pilot of a new top secret drone that's been specifically designed to exploit the weakness of an alien race that recently invaded our sewers. They can only be neutralized by being jumped on in a very precise manner.

I do NOT want to know what kind of Death Blossom a drone designed to operate in the sewers uses.


Good. Too many people know about Project shiatstorm as it is.

cretinbob: Yeah, I started SWTOR, and it's....not a terrible game, but not a great game either. Nowhere near worth $15 a month, plus the poor bastards who paid the $60 for the game before it went F2P.
Still better than WoW.


I started SWTOR just before the F2P. I like the focus on storyline rather than full-on PvE crap, and I got a real kick out of the storyline for the bounty hunters. I'm working my way through smugglers now, and it's a riot. Lines like "Saving damsels in distress is my specialty... she is a damsel, right? are so much more satisfying than "Fetch me ten ocelot skins."
 
2013-01-02 09:56:00 AM  
can't possibly be worse than battletoads.
 
2013-01-02 09:59:15 AM  

tom baker's scarf: can't possibly be worse than battletoads.


two player mode for maximum ffffuuuuu.
 
2013-01-02 10:31:50 AM  

dervish16108: eldritch2k4: This is not even close to true. Your $60 gets you a game with a beginning, middle and an end. For years we were fine with paying (much more, I might add) for Expansion Packs. Well...a rose by any other name.

That's true.

Anyone remember X-Wing and TIE Fighter? Both games had 2 expansion packs a piece, for at least $30 each. That's a $110 game.

/but VERY well worth it.


Worthy expansion packs, indeed. Plus it was a bit at a time, so each pack felt like a mini sequel.
 
2013-01-02 10:45:02 AM  

razyjean: Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

I paid $95 for Super Mario RPG when it first came out. Think about that. Almost a hundred bucks for a cartridge. But, I still have the game and even play it on occasion, so... there's that.


And if you held on to the box and manual and other accessories, you'd easily get over 200 for the set on Ebay. Didn't your parents ever tell you to take care of your video games?
 
2013-01-02 10:50:57 AM  

eldritch2k4: This is not even close to true. Your $60 gets you a game with a beginning, middle and an end. For years we were fine with paying (much more, I might add) for Expansion Packs. Well...a rose by any other name.


The deal is that was pre-DRM and expansion packs could be carried to another PC with no problem. Now, your DLC is tied to your console and can't be taken with you or re-sold. It becomes wasteful pretty quick.
 
2013-01-02 10:58:56 AM  

soporific: Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

I believe I paid $80 for Chrono Trigger when it came out.


Considering that I've bought Chrono Trigger for the SNES, DS and Android, I've probably spent $80 on the game total.

...worth it.
 
2013-01-02 11:26:46 AM  

BudTheSpud: razyjean: Fano: viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.

Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

I paid $95 for Super Mario RPG when it first came out. Think about that. Almost a hundred bucks for a cartridge. But, I still have the game and even play it on occasion, so... there's that.

And if you held on to the box and manual and other accessories, you'd easily get over 200 for the set on Ebay. Didn't your parents ever tell you to take care of your video games?


I do have the manual, but not the box. The only boxes I have are to my collector's edition (gold cart) N64 Zelda games, but I have no plans of selling them, even though I don't have an N64 anymore.
 
2013-01-02 11:50:57 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Link


My God, look at this one. I would destroy so many controllers.
 
2013-01-02 12:22:45 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Link

My God, look at this one. I would destroy so many controllers.


Impossible Mario in 8 minutes
 
2013-01-02 12:26:20 PM  

jonny_q: eldritch2k4: This is not even close to true. Your $60 gets you a game with a beginning, middle and an end. For years we were fine with paying (much more, I might add) for Expansion Packs. Well...a rose by any other name.

The deal is that was pre-DRM and expansion packs could be carried to another PC with no problem. Now, your DLC is tied to your console and can't be taken with you or re-sold. It becomes wasteful pretty quick.


While it is true that you can't resell DLC, the software is actually tied to your gamertag. You can load your DLC on any system you are logged into PSN or Live on and, if you get a new console, you just have to complete a 5 minute form online to transfer the home license to the new console.
 
2013-01-02 12:36:26 PM  

tom baker's scarf: can't possibly be worse than battletoads.


The Lost World for the PS1 was ridiculous. Impossible even with cheat codes. Hell, even the T-Rex level, where you think you'd be freaking unbeatable, you get eaten to death by compys (little dinosaurs) in the first 30 seconds.
 
2013-01-02 01:15:16 PM  

viscountalpha: Great, every game company is now DLC whoring out the software.

I was once told they would make us buy an 80$ video game. They have done it.


Unimpressed:
www.midi.org

/hot
 
2013-01-02 02:41:59 PM  

Spindle: tom baker's scarf: can't possibly be worse than battletoads.

The Lost World for the PS1 was ridiculous. Impossible even with cheat codes. Hell, even the T-Rex level, where you think you'd be freaking unbeatable, you get eaten to death by compys (little dinosaurs) in the first 30 seconds.


You just brought back painful memories, sir. I had long-since blocked out that Christmas evening.
 
2013-01-02 02:46:14 PM  

Ishkur: Fano: Phantasy Star II cost eighty bucks iirc

And worth every penny.

/my god.... the dungeons just keep going on forever...


On black Friday, i bought a Sega Genesis collection for the Xbox360. I am still working through Shining Force 1, then I will go to SF2, Shining in the Darkness, then if I am going to torture myself, Phantasy Star 1, before feeling I am ready to take on PS 2, again, for like the 14th time. i have never finished it, but one of my friends borrowed my system in middle school and beat it over a summer so I have seen the ending.
 
2013-01-02 02:46:22 PM  

degenerate-afro: funk_soul_bubby: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Link

My God, look at this one. I would destroy so many controllers.

Impossible Mario in 8 minutes


That's impressive, assisted or not.
 
2013-01-02 05:18:31 PM  

Twitch Boy: MOVE FASTER POKEY!


"Hey, Jon! Don't eat the mushroom!"

Speaking of Super Mario World, some of the stages in the original game were hard enough without the retarded Kaizo stuff. Soda Lake, Butter Bridge 1, Valley of Bowser Fortress, and all of the Special World stages were hell on my younger self.
 
2013-01-02 06:22:43 PM  

Spindle: tom baker's scarf: can't possibly be worse than battletoads.

The Lost World for the PS1 was ridiculous. Impossible even with cheat codes. Hell, even the T-Rex level, where you think you'd be freaking unbeatable, you get eaten to death by compys (little dinosaurs) in the first 30 seconds.


Haha, my second game console after a hand-me-down NES was an x-mas morning PS1. It came with a demo disc and my parents rented The Lost World to try out. I played the Tomb Raider II and Crash 2 all weekend (and for months after) because I couldn't get past 1/2 of Level 1 in JP. I remember being amazed at the FMV of the dinosaur walking in and chomping the logo on the title screen though - couldn't believe that sort of graphical power was in my very own TV at long last.
 
2013-01-02 07:27:34 PM  

jonny_q: he deal is that was pre-DRM and expansion packs could be carried to another PC with no problem. Now, your DLC is tied to your console and can't be taken with you or re-sold. It becomes wasteful pretty quick.


My brother bought Assassin's Creed 3 for PS3 via digital. So far, under that one license, we've had 3 different systems playing it. A 2 console maximum for activations doesn't do anything to stop us from doing so, just means we call each other to take all of 10 seconds to deactivate the account so the other person can play. As for PC, both my brother and a good friend of mine have access to all 150+ games in my library when they feel like it. They stay in offline mode (they don't want to converse with my friends anyway) unless they want to download a game and they do so when I'm not home. There is nothing difficult about sharing your games, the only inconvenience is you don't have a disc to install off of.
 
2013-01-02 10:48:54 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Twitch Boy: MOVE FASTER POKEY!

"Hey, Jon! Don't eat the mushroom!"

Speaking of Super Mario World, some of the stages in the original game were hard enough without the retarded Kaizo stuff. Soda Lake, Butter Bridge 1, Valley of Bowser Fortress, and all of the Special World stages were hell on my younger self.


Ate some 'shrooms with a couple friends one night, and we decided to break out the SNES and play Super Mario World from the beginning. Beat all but 2 of the Star Road levels. I'm hard pressed to find another life achievement I'm more proud of.

/CSB
 
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