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(The Eagle)   "No other contemporary text on sexuality has transformed American culture the way that this series has," says the professor of an upcoming college class on "50 Shades of Grey." Class will reportedly be held in the red room   (theeagleonline.com) divider line 34
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2013-01-01 04:44:32 PM  
4 votes:
www.catster.com
No
2013-01-01 03:11:07 PM  
4 votes:
Is it an audio-only, non-credit course from Professor Gilbert Gottfried?

No?

Then....No.
2013-01-01 04:12:47 PM  
3 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-01 04:11:25 PM  
3 votes:
Is there a lab associated with this class, and what is the list of supplies I'll need?

Got my lab partner all picked out...
fc02.deviantart.net

... ready to... ummm... study.
2013-01-01 05:25:10 PM  
2 votes:
I'm still hoping for a sequel set in an interior design firm in the South, with four bondage-crazed Southern belles.

Evening Shades of Grey might be a big hit.
2013-01-01 04:29:04 PM  
2 votes:
Fifty shades of who gives a fark.
2013-01-01 04:25:31 PM  
2 votes:
um, anyone mention yet how the book is so badly edited that the spelling of the main protagnists name changes from "Grey" to "Gray" by page
2013-01-01 03:52:39 PM  
2 votes:
The red room with the green door?

Fano: NewWorldDan: Middle aged women are masturbating more, which I suppose is a good thing. Still, I think Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) had a far more profound effect on American sexuality.

CAme to mention this


I came too, but not because of mentioning that.
2013-01-01 03:51:07 PM  
2 votes:
Will they have a course on Inspector Spacetime slash in this year's "Community"?
2013-01-01 07:25:43 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: [horks up a twisted clot of completely unidentifiable fibrous gunk]

Whoa.

*falls over*


Wow, you wrote the sequel ; )
2013-01-01 07:12:23 PM  
1 votes:

kombat_unit: Meh. As long as more women realize that being abused and humiliated is what turns them on, the better.

/Probably really bad in the long run.


prolly really bad for men, too.
2013-01-01 06:54:12 PM  
1 votes:
Well the one good thing about the book is that people keep on throwing out better examples of porn (oh, sorry, erotica) to read in these threads so I can go load them up on my e-reader. Soooooooo anyone want to compile a list?
2013-01-01 05:58:54 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: The marquis de sadde has the best writings on sadism, just sayin


Sure, if you like butts, boring philosophical rants in the middle of exceedingly awkward and repetitive sex scenes, characters who serve as mouthpieces for the author, and poop. He is one of the few people who could make a lesbian orgy in a convent seem boring as shiat.

His books are interesting from a historical and psychological standpoint, but honestly they're the 18th century equivalent of Scrotie McBoogerballs.
2013-01-01 05:22:36 PM  
1 votes:
Just as long as it isn't held in the Champagne Room.
2013-01-01 05:01:43 PM  
1 votes:

zerkalo: Every generation thinks it invented sex. Or at least discovered something new and salacious about it.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-01 04:52:13 PM  
1 votes:

joonyer: FunkOut: perpetualcrass: This stupid book has exposed a very vanilla idea of BDSM to the mainstream, the only way I see it effecting this culture is a lot of soccer moms having unexplained injuries in the ER.

I liken it to the people who get gauges in their ears and don't inform themselves of the history, practice or maintence of it.

Also, soccer moms demanding their husband be dominant in the bedroom so they can get off while in reality, still dominating him in everything else which is why the damned bedroom is decorated in a lavender floral motif.

Ouch. That sounds a little close to home. You OK, big guy?


I'm just an empath who can feel the pain those poor men. A Counselor Troi of the suburbs. I sense much pain and suffering in my subdivision.
2013-01-01 04:48:51 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: perpetualcrass: This stupid book has exposed a very vanilla idea of BDSM to the mainstream, the only way I see it effecting this culture is a lot of soccer moms having unexplained injuries in the ER.

I liken it to the people who get gauges in their ears and don't inform themselves of the history, practice or maintence of it.

Also, soccer moms demanding their husband be dominant in the bedroom so they can get off while in reality, still dominating him in everything else which is why the damned bedroom is decorated in a lavender floral motif.


Ouch. That sounds a little close to home. You OK, big guy?
2013-01-01 04:48:03 PM  
1 votes:
Man, wait until they discover Laurell Hamilton's vampire/furry fetish porn...
2013-01-01 04:47:55 PM  
1 votes:
But still no class on My Immortal.
2013-01-01 04:43:05 PM  
1 votes:

perpetualcrass: This stupid book has exposed a very vanilla idea of BDSM to the mainstream, the only way I see it effecting this culture is a lot of soccer moms having unexplained injuries in the ER.

I liken it to the people who get gauges in their ears and don't inform themselves of the history, practice or maintence of it.


Also, soccer moms demanding their husband be dominant in the bedroom so they can get off while in reality, still dominating him in everything else which is why the damned bedroom is decorated in a lavender floral motif.
2013-01-01 04:43:04 PM  
1 votes:
""No other contemporary text on sexuality has transformed American culture the way that this series has"

www.gmodules.com "Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this could happen to me, but..."

Updated every month, too.
2013-01-01 04:32:05 PM  
1 votes:
This stupid book has exposed a very vanilla idea of BDSM to the mainstream, the only way I see it effecting this culture is a lot of soccer moms having unexplained injuries in the ER.

I liken it to the people who get gauges in their ears and don't inform themselves of the history, practice or maintence of it.
2013-01-01 04:22:53 PM  
1 votes:
Fifty Shades of Grey is a text on sexuality? Yeah, right. And I suppose Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance is a text on Buddhism?

I sincerely apologize to fans of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for comparing their work to that thing, but I need an illustration of just how full of shiat this professor is.
2013-01-01 04:02:26 PM  
1 votes:
images.thevine.com.au
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images.thevine.com.au

/that is all
2013-01-01 04:01:57 PM  
1 votes:
So....she's a professor. And for credibility, the article notes that she...writes a blog. I see.

And then the cherry on top..."No other contemporary text on sexuality has transformed American culture the way that this series has.."

...the fuq did I just read?
2013-01-01 03:58:19 PM  
1 votes:

Saborlas: 50 Shades didn't transform sh*t.


So it doesn't contain coprophilia?
2013-01-01 03:56:20 PM  
1 votes:
50 Shades didn't transform sh*t.

Professor is trolling HARD.
2013-01-01 03:52:38 PM  
1 votes:

AutumnWind: How has it transformed our culture? It sounds like the professor is just creepy and has bad taste in books.


Class is going to be him and 3 other creepy dudes. By the end of the course, nothing of value will have been gained.
2013-01-01 03:48:51 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't read Fifty Shades, but really, is it that much different from 91/2 weeks?

/safe word is getoffmylawn
2013-01-01 03:48:22 PM  
1 votes:
How has it transformed our culture? It sounds like the professor is just creepy and has bad taste in books.
2013-01-01 03:48:16 PM  
1 votes:
Haven't read it. Still working on Tropic of Cancer and Lady Chatterley's Lover.
2013-01-01 03:45:40 PM  
1 votes:
You know, for once it would be nice if one of these literary phenoms changed it for the better. I don't mean it's not awesome that chicks are getting all hot and horny and reading porn, but goddamn why is it always the Twilights and Harry Potters and Vampire Lestats and bad internet fanfic that has to change how we look at things?
2013-01-01 03:45:10 PM  
1 votes:
www.tcmuk.tv

Oh wait red room you said.

/link hotter than Duvall on coke.
2013-01-01 03:43:41 PM  
1 votes:
pinkie.ponychan.net
 
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