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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Take my Walmart parking space? That's a rammin'   (ajc.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-01 01:15:25 PM
4 votes:
I had a similar experience some years ago at the Bridgewater mall in NJ.

I was about to pull into a space when a girl jumped out of the car she was in (in the next aisle of over) and jumped in the spot as I was pulling in.  I stopped halfway in and she is shouting that she's not going to move.  I let her know I wasn't going to either and that it was nice and toasty warm in my car while she was freezing.  Her boyfriend drives around, says something to her and then drives off.  She waited another few minutes and then I got my space.
2013-01-01 12:35:36 PM
4 votes:
I'm so glad she's on the school board. She's obviously so good with kids. Level headed and rational, too.
2013-01-01 02:29:26 PM
3 votes:

GentlemanJ: Ah, Wal-Mart, land of civility and civilization...


You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-01 11:23:34 AM
3 votes:
t2.gstatic.com

She just has better insurance.
2013-01-01 04:15:02 PM
2 votes:
FF Mac
Based on your handle, I assume you have two X chromosomes, so Fried Green Tomatoes would not be obscure to you. However, to those of us with an X and a Y chromosome, it might as well have been the Lifetime movie of the week.


You must see Beaches. Steel Magnolias is unforgettable. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is also great.

Coco LaFemme: RogermcAllen: [gator213.hostgator.com image 400x300]

I didn't remember that scene from Misery, was it from deleted scenes?
2013-01-01 03:59:07 PM
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: RogermcAllen: [gator213.hostgator.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Isn't that from Fried Green Tomatoes? I didn't know that movie was considered obscure to anyone.


Based on your handle, I assume you have two X chromosomes, so Fried Green Tomatoes would not be obscure to you. However, to those of us with an X and a Y chromosome, it might as well have been the Lifetime movie of the week.
2013-01-01 03:05:09 PM
2 votes:
I like to, sometimes, walk back to my vehicle and see someone waiting for me to pull out and i just sit there and wait till they take off in frustration.
2013-01-01 03:03:46 PM
2 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: jayhawk88: There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."

It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.

I pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot the other day, and pulled into the first spot that was close enough that I wouldn't have to worry about turning around at the front of the store. My girlfriend acted like it was the worst thing I have ever done in my life.


An old friend used to do that. Every time he made a big deal I made a point to park a little further the next time we went somewhere. He promised to stop when I parked about 1/4 mile from the store across a couple streets, didn't say a word, just got out and started walking.
2013-01-01 02:10:37 PM
2 votes:
See, this is further proof that our educational system is in dire need of a complete overhaul. I mean what self respecting 17 year old would let that opportunity slip by? At 17(seriously, 1 year left until big boy consequences) I'd have been back 10 min later, it's winter so ski mask on and in about 5 min, all four tires slashed, superglue in the locks and window molding, key marks (carve my farking name in your hood) and dents everywhere and depending on who I was with that day possibly rocks through the windows (I was too much of a pussy for that shiat). No self respecting teen would have called the cops in my day, where's the fun in that? I blame no child left behind.....

I am disappoint

/today's teens are pussies
2013-01-01 05:13:15 PM
1 votes:

jmr61: The_Original_Roxtar: I don't shop at walmart because:
the crap they sell is poor in quality
most of the people who shop there are a goddamn freakshow

I haven't set foot in a walmart in 5 years.

also, don't block parking spaces. it's a coonty move.

Wow It must be SO cool to be that superior.


You sound poor.
2013-01-01 04:44:14 PM
1 votes:
Heading out, followd by parking vultures. Just walk a row or so over from where you're car is and check their faces when you cut across.

That's what I do
2013-01-01 04:14:45 PM
1 votes:

Setitie: I like to, sometimes, walk back to my vehicle and see someone waiting for me to pull out and i just sit there and wait till they take off in frustration.


Or halt suddenly, snap your fingers like "Shiat, I forgot something," the turn around and head back towards the store.  They'll leave faster.
2013-01-01 03:43:56 PM
1 votes:

Setitie: I like to, sometimes, walk back to my vehicle and see someone waiting for me to pull out and i just sit there and wait till they take off in frustration.


I think I'd get counseling if passive aggression was all I had left.
2013-01-01 03:13:51 PM
1 votes:

jonny_q: You are absolutely right. However, vehicular assault is absolutely not a proper response. The driver is by far the bad guy here and deserves anything that happens to her.


Why drive an SUV if you can't ram bad people out of your way?
2013-01-01 03:13:33 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: BunkyBrewman: I had a similar experience some years ago at the Bridgewater mall in NJ.

I was about to pull into a space when a girl jumped out of the car she was in (in the next aisle of over) and jumped in the spot as I was pulling in.  I stopped halfway in and she is shouting that she's not going to move.  I let her know I wasn't going to either and that it was nice and toasty warm in my car while she was freezing.  Her boyfriend drives around, says something to her and then drives off.  She waited another few minutes and then I got my space.

stay in PA where you belong, shiat for brains.


Sounds reasonable to me. She can stand in the spot as long as she pleases, I'll just park in front of it and wait as long as it takes for another of my choosing to open.

You don't play holdsies with parking spaces.
2013-01-01 03:00:03 PM
1 votes:

TheMega: In the report, Cornett's daughter corroborated her mother's story, according to Channel 2.

Have to seriously wonder why the daughter wasn't charged with obstruction or making a fall statement (or some other "term" police have or make up on the spot) for this... she was shown to be full of shiat by the video the police saw.


Maybe they took pity on her for having that for a mom.
2013-01-01 02:58:55 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: jayhawk88: There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."

It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.

I pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot the other day, and pulled into the first spot that was close enough that I wouldn't have to worry about turning around at the front of the store. My girlfriend acted like it was the worst thing I have ever done in my life.


My mother and sister are like this. It is like the end of the world if they have to walk more than 10 feet. Holding up traffic for 10 minutes doesn't bother them. That spot near the front is theirs and they will have it even it requires blood sacrifice.
2013-01-01 02:51:26 PM
1 votes:
There is no greater injustice facing the human condition than having to walk more than thirty feet to the door of one's retail establishment of choice.
2013-01-01 02:46:38 PM
1 votes:

BunkyBrewman: I had a similar experience some years ago at the Bridgewater mall in NJ.

I was about to pull into a space when a girl jumped out of the car she was in (in the next aisle of over) and jumped in the spot as I was pulling in.  I stopped halfway in and she is shouting that she's not going to move.  I let her know I wasn't going to either and that it was nice and toasty warm in my car while she was freezing.  Her boyfriend drives around, says something to her and then drives off.  She waited another few minutes and then I got my space.


Funny, same thing happened when I was with my cousin back in 84' or 85, my cousin was driving and it was freezing outside; we were only quarter way in though.
She said the same thing, "I ain't moving, you'll have to find another spot."
My cousin put it in park, gave her the biggest smile he could muster, pulled out the bag of chips he bought at the last store and started eating.
It didn't take long before she realized that her Members Only jacket wasn't meant for tempatures in the 30s.

Thanks for bringing back such a funny memory.
2013-01-01 02:38:41 PM
1 votes:
Walmart parking lot action...

www.ontariocountyfair.org
2013-01-01 02:27:27 PM
1 votes:
i think i speak for everyone when i say thank God she didn't have an assault weapon with a barrel shroud and high capacity clips or she might have killed half the town!
2013-01-01 02:21:45 PM
1 votes:

wombatsrus: Given the size of the typical Walmart patron and their inability to waddle normal distances without gasping for breath, I'm surprised there aren't more of these parking lot incidents.

/Park away from the store, the walk will do your body good


Good point but, When I park waaayyy in the back like clockwork I come back out there's always someone that parks one foot off my door in the middle of nowhere. I'm a fan of on the spot hangings for minor traffic violations.
2013-01-01 02:00:03 PM
1 votes:

jayhawk88: There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."

It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.


I pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot the other day, and pulled into the first spot that was close enough that I wouldn't have to worry about turning around at the front of the store. My girlfriend acted like it was the worst thing I have ever done in my life.
2013-01-01 01:55:48 PM
1 votes:
There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."

It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.
2013-01-01 01:50:45 PM
1 votes:
Ban cars......
2013-01-01 01:47:40 PM
1 votes:
My hover round doesn't have a full charge, can't risk getting a spot towards the back.
2013-01-01 01:44:53 PM
1 votes:
Given the size of the typical Walmart patron and their inability to waddle normal distances without gasping for breath, I'm surprised there aren't more of these parking lot incidents.

/Park away from the store, the walk will do your body good
2013-01-01 01:41:28 PM
1 votes:
Is it too soon to talk about banning SUVs?
2013-01-01 01:41:08 PM
1 votes:
Half the reason I don't shop at Wal*Mart is because everything they sell sucks. The other half of the reason is that I don't want to be around people who shop at Wal*Mart.
2013-01-01 11:53:14 AM
1 votes:
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