Pud: [t2.gstatic.com image 256x144]She just has better insurance.
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John Buck 41: Matthew Keene: [a2.img.mobypicture.com image 514x514]the free box in the middle (someone oblivious to the fact that they are in your way)---I just assume that anywhere I go, not just WM. Even at farking work. Really? You're talking to someone while standing in the f*cking doorway? Jesus, people, have a sense of your surroundings. If not, at least glance around now and then so I don't look like the asshole for saying EXCUSE ME.
ZAZ: At a Trader Joe's near me the main parking lot is fed by a one lane, one way alley. Cars queue up in an orderly fashion (by physical necessity). If you pull into the main lot you're screwing yourself because you may be blocking a parked car from exiting. So it's usually calm. One car leaves, one car advances from alley into lot. Never seen a fight, nobody's pulled a gun. Sometimes a woman rams the building, but that's what women in parking lots do. An elegant layout for a more civilized age.So I suggest Walmart employees should have to wear Hawaiian shirts and these parking problems will be solved.
Mikeyworld: John Buck 41: Matthew Keene: [a2.img.mobypicture.com image 514x514]the free box in the middle (someone oblivious to the fact that they are in your way)---I just assume that anywhere I go, not just WM. Even at farking work. Really? You're talking to someone while standing in the f*cking doorway? Jesus, people, have a sense of your surroundings. If not, at least glance around now and then so I don't look like the asshole for saying EXCUSE ME.Don't ya just love the ones who stop right outside the door to dig out a cigarette and light it before moving on...
The Angry Hand of God: jayhawk88: There's just something about parking spaces that turns people crazy. My wife's like this: She'll want me to drive around the lot for 10 minutes, stalking people walking out of the store, rather than just going to park in the boonies and be done with it. "Oh look, those two are walking to their car, sit here and clog up this lane for 3 minutes while we wait for them to leave."It's like, woman, do you know who I am? Are you familiar with my past works? If my foot had just been chopped off I wouldn't do that.I pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot the other day, and pulled into the first spot that was close enough that I wouldn't have to worry about turning around at the front of the store. My girlfriend acted like it was the worst thing I have ever done in my life.
BarkingUnicorn: Setitie: I like to, sometimes, walk back to my vehicle and see someone waiting for me to pull out and i just sit there and wait till they take off in frustration.Or halt suddenly, snap your fingers like "Shiat, I forgot something," the turn around and head back towards the store. They'll leave faster.
dickfreckle: Pud: [t2.gstatic.com image 256x144]She just has better insurance.I should have known this joke would have been taken by the time my lazy ass got here.
lack of warmth: LemSkroob: just because you got knocked up, don't expect special privileges, or other people to bend to your will. Its on you to make arrangements needed so you can go about your day with your kid/fetus. Dont ask other people to have to bend for you.Well, the new mom in question may have had a c-section and if you don't know a c-section is a surgery to the lower abdomen that leaves a wide scar. I do understand not making a woman who just had a c-section walk too far before borrowing a power cart once inside. I will say, if the 17 yro had a license or can move a vehicle safely, she should have dropped the new mom off and then park the car. They don't bother issuing handicap placards for outpatient surgeries. However when your lower stomach is held together by staples and bandages, walking can be a problem./have done this with my wife after two kids.
spidermilk: If there is nothing wrong with people grabbing 150 on-sale towels on Black Friday then there is nothing wrong with standing in a spot to save it. Walmart encourages this behavior.
Mikeyworld: CSB:I parked my '96 Firebird, forest green with gold highlights, striping, trim, and interior (I take pride in my car and occasionally show it), in walmart one day and went to get some things. When I came out, some blonde bimbo was standing there at the front and I was worried that she had hit me. Her minivan was about a yard back in the parking space, and my Firebird was a foot back from the line. While I was listening to her trying to point out the damage, an Aberdeen cop pulled up and we both tried see where it got hurt. In Washington, we have license plates up front. I have a gold chrome plate holder right at the point of the front bumper, there was no way she was gonna touch anything but that holder. In addition, the screws holding the thing to the car were covered with a plastic, chromy-looking caps. It wasn't long before the cop was huddled up with her, in the rain, as she pointed out several scratches on her bumper. I called the cops attention to the caps, they weren't scratched at all. The bumper on my 'Bird was untouched, and her minivan had the usual collection of dings and scratches that all grocery-getters acquire. The cop wasn't listening to me, mostly because the bimbo stayed down by the bumper trying to show the cop everything. I told the cop that the van wasn't there when I pulled up, and wasn't near my car when I got there, and he should check to see if she had run this scam before. He was still checking for bumps. At the end, she got $1200 from my insurance, and I got my insurance cancelled.the moral of the story: Don't park your shiny, well-tended vehicle in a Walmart Parking lot. It ain't just purse-snatchers out there./End CSB//biatch done stole my insurance///only Aberdeen pretty
laid back w/bud light: 7 minutes later
laid back w/bud light: Was in a grocery store today with $90 worth of stuff in my carriage. I pull into the only open line that isn't 12 items or less behind some guy on the verge of being homeless looking. He doesn't put the separator bar behind his SINGLE 2 LITER OF COKE which rang up at $1.79. So I reluctantly hold back my "hey thanks for moving the bar" sarcasm, but anyways. This farking idiot waits until the cashier gives him the insurmountable total of a dollar seventy nine to complain that he thought it was on sale!!!! He makes the bagger go look at the display and the cashier open the latest flier to see if he can save 30 farking cents. 7 minutes later he's like" it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong". Then he whips out a pile of small change, mostly nickels and dimes and spends another 5 minutes trying to count out the change. I was so close to just paying for this assholes coke just to leave but it felt better afterwards to see him look like an idiot. BTW this store had 4 open lanes where you scan your own stuff and an open 12 or less isle.
Gergesa: My mother and sister are like this. It is like the end of the world if they have to walk more than 10 feet. Holding up traffic for 10 minutes doesn't bother them. That spot near the front is theirs and they will have it even it requires blood sacrifice.
Big_Doofus: John Buck 41: Matthew Keene: [a2.img.mobypicture.com image 514x514]the free box in the middle (someone oblivious to the fact that they are in your way)---I just assume that anywhere I go, not just WM. Even at farking work. Really? You're talking to someone while standing in the f*cking doorway? Jesus, people, have a sense of your surroundings. If not, at least glance around now and then so I don't look like the asshole for saying EXCUSE ME.This is one of my personal least favorite dick moves that many people make. How can people be so damned clueless of their surroundings? I guess they really don't give a sh_t about others and don't care if you have to get by them. I was at the grocery store earlier today when to big beautiful black women decided to have a full conversation in the middle of the isle. Of course, it was complete with all of the stereotypical bullish_t you would expect in the conversation. I politely walked up to their two fatass_s and their carts and said, "excuse me". You would have thought that I just had put on a Klan hood and called them bad names by the reaction I received. Apparently, they thought that everyone would simply reverse down they damn aisle and go completely around the next aisles instead of "interfering" with their amazingly intellectual conversation about what D'Wande and D'Shandra had done at bingo the farking night before.
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laid back w/bud light: John Buck 41you're from Maine so I can understand why you have nothing else to do but wait in line or split wood. It was no exaggeration.
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