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(Toronto Star)   Canadian man sets record for seeing most number of unique species of birds in one year, not having sex   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Canadian Man, University of Guelph, Nissan Sentra, species  
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3765 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jan 2013 at 11:52 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-01 02:10:11 PM  
2 votes:
Birdwatchers are actually really cool, in my experience. If you live near a national park and put feeders out with plenty of seed and suet, they'll show up, and if you let them use the bathroom and give them a cup of cocoa they will organize your bookshelves or help with your tax returns. They don't crap on cars, they don't pick on other species and they're usually really good at picking out camera equipment.

I've been putting out extra sunflower seeds in advance of the W-2 season.
2013-01-01 01:01:53 PM  
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Valiente: Huntceet: I bet he saw some tits.

Great tits? They're most charming when young.

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Here's one in its natural environment

and a pair of hanging tits
and let's not forget
Last but not least

My birding work is complete.
2013-01-01 12:26:26 PM  
2 votes:
I bet he saw some tits.
2013-01-01 02:00:41 PM  
1 vote:

Ronin_S: Article says he has a girlfriend.

Oh wait, this is the part where we all snark on someone with an uncommon passion as having no life and not being as interesting as the rest of us, all feeling smug an superior while sipping mountain dews and sitting in front of our laptops laughing at him.

I know, I know, welcometofark.jpg...

Just don't call her a "chick".

2013-01-01 01:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
It's only a matter of time before he goes stark raven mad.
2013-01-01 01:20:17 PM  
1 vote:

russlar: One year of no sex? Amateur.

You do it professionally, Father?
2013-01-01 12:38:50 PM  
1 vote:

Huntceet: I bet he saw some tits.

Great tits? They're most charming when young.
2013-01-01 11:57:44 AM  
1 vote:
He may have seen boobies, though....
2013-01-01 11:53:47 AM  
1 vote:
im pretty sure i own the second record, subby

/ sob
2013-01-01 11:39:40 AM  
1 vote:
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