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(Starpulse)   Bikini-clad Naomi Watts hits the beach. 2013's off to a good start   (starpulse.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-01 11:28:30 AM
*slobber*
 
2013-01-01 01:26:01 PM
nice knees
 
2013-01-01 02:07:44 PM
I still think she was at her best when she was geek-hot in Tank Girl. But maybe that's just me.
 
2013-01-01 02:12:43 PM
That lady is PALE! I bet if you get up close when she wears a bikini, you can see her heart beating through her skin like a newborn fish.

/would definitely still penis her
 
2013-01-01 02:38:17 PM
She's been one of my favorite actresses since 21 Grams and the fact that she doesn't mind getting naked helps me love her even more.
 
2013-01-01 02:42:10 PM
Where were the Cameras when she was changing into that one piece? Slackers!
 
2013-01-01 02:52:12 PM
While she's kinda hot and all, I'd much rather see the other hot chick from Mulholland Dr, in a bikini.
 
2013-01-01 02:56:59 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples: Agreed.

Cymbal : You mean Laura Harring? Dear gods yes!
 
2013-01-01 02:59:38 PM

Altair: nice knees


sure.... if you want to cut a sirloin steak. Amirite, folks?
 
2013-01-01 03:13:54 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: That lady is PALE! I bet if you get up close when she wears a bikini, you can see her heart beating through her skin like a newborn fish.

/would definitely still penis her


As a fellow pale person, I think she's setting an awesome example by not frying her skin into leather. My husband constantly remarks about how smooth and soft my skin feels, and I intend to keep it that way.
 
2013-01-01 03:31:11 PM
damn girl you could probably afford a spray on tan. that girl is whiter than my wisconsin ass in february
 
2013-01-01 03:46:33 PM
She looks perfectly average. Would still hit, but standards for hitting aren't high.
 
2013-01-01 03:52:00 PM

Cymbal: While she's kinda hot and all, I'd much rather see the other hot chick from Mulholland Dr, in a bikini.


I couldn't agree more
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2013-01-01 04:20:50 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I still think she was at her best when she was geek-hot in Tank Girl. But maybe that's just me.


Not just you
 
2013-01-01 04:23:58 PM
I'd pee in her but..

/just saying.
//would be afraid i'd break it.
 
2013-01-01 04:43:41 PM

sat1va: She looks perfectly average. Would still hit, but standrds for hitting aren't high.


That, my dear sir, is half the attraction.

She looks sooooo normal that I would like to think that even I, db/h might stand a chance.

And then there's this:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I still think she was at her best when she was geek-hot in Tank Girl. But maybe that's just me.


Had no idea she was in TG and I've seen it three times! She looks awesome as a brunette.

Sucks she's married to Liev Schriber; I've always enjoyed his work.
 
2013-01-01 05:14:04 PM
This size zero shiat has GOT to stop.
 
2013-01-01 05:29:19 PM
You could hang coat hangers on her nipples.
 
2013-01-01 07:10:42 PM
Cymbal: While she's kinda hot and all, I'd much rather see the other hot chick from Mulholland Dr, in a bikini.

Why not just watch Mullholland Drive and see them both naked?
 
2013-01-01 07:14:57 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: damn girl you could probably afford a spray on tan. that girl is whiter than my wisconsin ass in february



Why the fark would she do that? I, for one, don't like fake shiat, especially on women. Got no problem with her pale look, much like this one:

www.tylershields.com
 
2013-01-01 07:51:39 PM

jmr61: much like this one:


glow-in-the-dark ginger. like boinking an Irish casper.
 
2013-01-01 08:27:56 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I'd pee in her but..


But what? I really want to know what you were going to say next?

But she is not into that?
But she is really into that?
But you aren't able to pee with women around?

America must know!
 
2013-01-01 08:51:20 PM
Meh, just like any others...wayyy hotter when made up with the right lighting, camera angles, filter, etc. But as far as being on a beach, I doubt I would have thought her more than a slim, somewhat attractive regular woman and been surprised if a farker thought she warranted her own thread devoted to 5 pictures.

/fapped to better
//yes, of course every one was ecstatic I chose her
 
2013-01-01 09:14:20 PM

Lenny and Carl: Cymbal: While she's kinda hot and all, I'd much rather see the other hot chick from Mulholland Dr, in a bikini.

Why not just watch Mullholland Drive and see them both naked?


Because I'd feel obligated to watch the diner scene with the creepy homeless guy. Love the scene, even though it usually gives me nightmares. And the old couple at the end, maybe even creepier.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:34 PM

jmr61: Spanky_McFarksalot: damn girl you could probably afford a spray on tan. that girl is whiter than my wisconsin ass in february


Why the fark would she do that? I, for one, don't like fake shiat, especially on women. Got no problem with her pale look, much like this one:

[www.tylershields.com image 504x336]


I'll take two and a towel please. I'd disapoint them so hard they'd never want sex with anything again, out of sheer depression.
 
2013-01-01 10:27:13 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I still think she was at her best when she was geek-hot in Tank Girl. But maybe that's just me.


Close but not best.
 
2013-01-01 10:28:37 PM
She's gona play a grandma who's having an affair with her friend's son. GIlf role?
 
2013-01-02 03:35:40 AM

jmr61: Spanky_McFarksalot: damn girl you could probably afford a spray on tan. that girl is whiter than my wisconsin ass in february


Why the fark would she do that? I, for one, don't like fake shiat, especially on women. Got no problem with her pale look, much like this one:

[www.tylershields.com image 504x336]


she is irrsistable
 
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