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(The Sun)   The Adlington Shroud. The latest in a long line of shrouds, with perfectly reasonable explanations of how they were created, to be called a "Miracle"   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-01-01 12:50:21 PM  
6 votes:
Ah, yes... the Shroud of Tourism
2013-01-01 03:02:41 PM  
4 votes:
According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.

i595.photobucket.com

Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.
2013-01-01 02:42:32 PM  
4 votes:
I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.
2013-01-01 11:25:10 AM  
4 votes:
Tattoos are so cool
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(I have 3)
2013-01-01 04:13:53 PM  
3 votes:
This is similar the the Shroud of Genitals imprint I get in my underwear after a going backwoods hiking in the summer.
2013-01-01 03:10:21 PM  
3 votes:

crypticsatellite: What does his tramp a stamp say? TRASH?


As best I can make out, "Tracy". Probably the name of his boyfriend's favorite chihuahua.
2013-01-01 02:49:10 PM  
2 votes:

rev. dave: The only way you can tell he was trying to depict Jesus is the crown of thorns. Otherwise it would just be a bearded guy with long hair.


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Mohammed
2013-01-01 02:40:17 PM  
2 votes:
Oh God, don't let the mexican catholics see that, they will all be camped on your front yard fawning and burning candles while they scourge themselves and offer you tasty tasty teen virgins for your boinking pleasure while they keen and scream out IMOTEP...over and over again....GASP.....thud.

/I'm kidding..calm down.
//maybe.
2013-01-01 09:32:05 PM  
1 vote:
Tracy would be a lot more attractive if she started shaving, and maybe laid off the crack pipe.
2013-01-01 05:31:56 PM  
1 vote:
The "shroud" art looks better than the back tat.
2013-01-01 04:58:45 PM  
1 vote:

fnordest: I don't get it. They gave him a T shirt to keep the ink from rubbing off on his bedsheets, then it transferred to said T shirt (as expected?) - then who is surprised it happened or thinks it miraculous?


Christians. Well, some Christians.
2013-01-01 03:10:45 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.


** checks Bible **

I'd go with "Leviticus 19:29" and see if your girlfriend's father appreciates it.
2013-01-01 03:09:45 PM  
1 vote:

Doctor Funkenstein: According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.

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Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.


Thank you, I could make out what the hell that was supposed to say. I thought it said, "Crist".
2013-01-01 03:07:53 PM  
1 vote:

Gonz: mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

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//Shamelessly hotlinked.


Talk about tempting hellfire, see you on the River Styx
2013-01-01 02:56:49 PM  
1 vote:
'You know some people
Don't take no shiat
Maybe if they did
They'd have half a brain left'


- "A Boy And His Lawnmower," Dead Kennedys
2013-01-01 02:54:50 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.


s3.amazonaws.com

//Shamelessly hotlinked.
2013-01-01 02:53:33 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

*Attention whore for Jesus


i.imgur.com

/Obligatory
2013-01-01 02:52:21 PM  
1 vote:
Well he does strike a remarkable resemblance to Jesus... thin bridged nose, anglican features, fare skin, thin lips,... yep he looks like a good white boy from a nice family in upstate NE 'Merica.... probably went to a good ivy league school too.

Definitely Jesus.
2013-01-01 01:41:35 PM  
1 vote:
Happy Festivus!
2013-01-01 12:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!
 
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