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2013-01-01 08:44:12 AM  
14 votes:
I think so, Brain. But where are we going to get the six tons of cooking grease?
2013-01-01 09:45:00 AM  
11 votes:
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

The Brain: True.

Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

The Brain: To my knowledge, never.

Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

The Brain: Next to nil.

Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.
2013-01-01 09:13:12 AM  
11 votes:
I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstockings?  What would the children look like?
2013-01-01 11:50:23 AM  
10 votes:
I think so Brain, but this thing isn't going to suck itself.
2013-01-01 09:59:34 AM  
9 votes:
I think so Brain, but what if the chicken doesn't want to wear the lederhosen?
2013-01-01 09:15:52 AM  
7 votes:
I think so, Brain, but how can we put flowers on Algernon's grave if we have no idea where it is?
2013-01-01 12:32:27 PM  
6 votes:
I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?
2013-01-01 11:50:17 AM  
6 votes:
90sbabiesonly.com

/obscure?
2013-01-01 11:16:26 AM  
6 votes:
I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
2013-01-01 12:47:35 PM  
5 votes:
I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three-hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
2013-01-01 11:58:06 AM  
5 votes:
I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
2013-01-01 01:57:05 PM  
4 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-01 01:02:45 PM  
4 votes:
I think so Brain but summoning Cthulhu with a child sacrifice is very chancy.
2013-01-01 01:01:26 PM  
4 votes:
I think so Brain, how DID they get Michelle Pfieffer into the Catwoman suit?
2013-01-01 12:44:41 PM  
4 votes:
I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
2013-01-01 12:34:03 PM  
4 votes:
I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares... why does he keep doing it?
2013-01-01 12:33:10 PM  
4 votes:
I think so Brain, but imagine what the kids would look like!
2013-01-02 01:36:43 AM  
3 votes:
I think so Brain, but who would want to pierce Brosnan?
2013-01-01 01:23:06 PM  
3 votes:
"I will unleash a leather repellent into the atmosphere that will spread over every human being on the planet. People will be unable to reach into their wallets for cash. The Global economy will come to a grinding halt, and in the chaos, I will assume leadership of the world Pinkey"

"But what about people with Vinyl wallets Brain?"

"People with Vinyl wallets have no money."

/Truer words were never uttered in animated form.
2013-01-01 12:55:53 PM  
3 votes:
I think so, Brain, but you can't fight evil with a macaroni duck.
2013-01-01 12:48:46 PM  
3 votes:
Brainstem! Brainstem!
2013-01-01 12:37:42 PM  
3 votes:
And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.
2013-01-01 12:37:36 PM  
3 votes:
Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
2013-01-01 12:25:01 PM  
3 votes:
I think so, Brain; but where are we going to find five hundred mimes who are that accommodating?
2013-01-01 11:51:30 AM  
3 votes:
I think so, Brain; but if they took all the white crayons out of the box, there wouldn't be 64 colors then, would there?
2013-01-01 09:39:28 PM  
2 votes:
I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

/that theme song is such a farking ear worm that can only be drowned out by the Siamese cat doing the Game of Thrones theme, and that way lies madness
2013-01-01 07:31:09 PM  
2 votes:
I think so Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
2013-01-01 03:15:54 PM  
2 votes:
I think so, Brain... but who wants to see "Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"
2013-01-01 01:48:56 PM  
2 votes:
I think so Brain, but I still can't debone the ice cream.
2013-01-01 01:39:12 PM  
2 votes:
I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub, isn't that unsanitary?
2013-01-01 01:37:41 PM  
2 votes:
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
2013-01-01 01:32:44 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-01 01:27:11 PM  
2 votes:
Hyperintelligent mice?

data.whicdn.com
2013-01-01 01:19:51 PM  
2 votes:
Pinky: I think so, Brain. But if I put on two tutu's, would I really be wearing a four-by-four?
Brain: Why do I even bother asking?
Pinky: I dunno, Brain. Maybe it's all part of some huge, cosmic plot formula!
2013-01-01 01:08:16 PM  
2 votes:
Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves.
2013-01-01 01:06:51 PM  
2 votes:
Richard Gere?

whaddoiwin?
2013-01-01 12:43:22 PM  
2 votes:
I think so Brain, I'll get the gas masks.
2013-01-01 12:38:55 PM  
2 votes:
I think so, Brain, but where do we find two hippos at this time of night.
2013-01-01 12:30:34 PM  
2 votes:
media.web.britannica.com

The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!
2013-01-01 12:27:52 PM  
2 votes:
And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.
2013-01-01 12:26:48 PM  
2 votes:
You know how I know William Goodman didn't watch the whole "Mousetricking" video that he linked?
2013-01-02 12:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
I think so Brain, but if you get a long little doggy, wouldn't you just call it a dachsund?
2013-01-01 06:01:30 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.


Even better, Animaniacs Volume 4 is being released on DVD February 5, which will complete the series.

/have it on pre-order from Amazon
/good night, everybody!
2013-01-01 03:33:36 PM  
1 votes:
I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
2013-01-01 02:30:14 PM  
1 votes:
Mice? My Chow-Chow was smarter than 98% of the mouth breathers mulling about any given Wal_Mort this very minute.

/ RIP 12-29-12
2013-01-01 02:05:04 PM  
1 votes:
42
2013-01-01 01:57:36 PM  
1 votes:
I think so Brain, but where are going to buy rubber sheets and peanut oil at this time of night?

/IIRC an actual line from the cartoon
2013-01-01 01:53:56 PM  
1 votes:
Same thing we do every night, Pinky...
2013-01-01 01:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.
2013-01-01 01:45:42 PM  
1 votes:
I think so Brain, but how do we know these mice are above average and not just well trained?
2013-01-01 01:40:08 PM  
1 votes:
farm5.staticflickr.com

Interesting cosplay for a couple where she's a lot taller.
2013-01-01 01:21:13 PM  
1 votes:
I just woke up and you all should have a very good idea how good of a hang over cure this thread is.
2013-01-01 12:59:46 PM  
1 votes:
Headline of the Year for 2013

/so far
2013-01-01 12:59:15 PM  
1 votes:
www.allmystery.de
2013-01-01 12:35:06 PM  
1 votes:

corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?


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Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free
2013-01-01 12:34:56 PM  
1 votes:
I think so Brain, but where are we...

Rattrap007: I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?


dammit!
2013-01-01 12:33:38 PM  
1 votes:
www.naderlibrary.com
2013-01-01 12:29:31 PM  
1 votes:
"We don't get many mice buying snacks."

"I'm not surprised. Fifty two cents for one popcorn kernel!"
2013-01-01 12:27:36 PM  
1 votes:
Good night, everybody!
 
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