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17053 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jan 2013 at 12:19 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-01 01:08:16 PM  
Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves.
2013-01-01 01:09:01 PM  
I'll just leave this right here.

/Help save lives through detecting mines
//Help save lives through detecting tuberculosis
2013-01-01 01:16:15 PM  
I'm pondering a certain Christan Ponder can smoke GB again.
/left to ponder all week
2013-01-01 01:19:51 PM  
Pinky: I think so, Brain. But if I put on two tutu's, would I really be wearing a four-by-four?
Brain: Why do I even bother asking?
Pinky: I dunno, Brain. Maybe it's all part of some huge, cosmic plot formula!
2013-01-01 01:21:13 PM  
I just woke up and you all should have a very good idea how good of a hang over cure this thread is.
2013-01-01 01:22:25 PM  
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2013-01-01 01:23:06 PM  
"I will unleash a leather repellent into the atmosphere that will spread over every human being on the planet. People will be unable to reach into their wallets for cash. The Global economy will come to a grinding halt, and in the chaos, I will assume leadership of the world Pinkey"

"But what about people with Vinyl wallets Brain?"

"People with Vinyl wallets have no money."

/Truer words were never uttered in animated form.
2013-01-01 01:27:11 PM  
Hyperintelligent mice?

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2013-01-01 01:27:49 PM  
(They're Brain-2-Me-2 and 3-Pinky-0 in a Star Wars Parody)
"Uh, I think so Brain2, but a show about two talking lab mice? It'll never get on the air.
2013-01-01 01:29:42 PM  

TanSau: POINT!!!

2013-01-01 01:31:06 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [ image 640x480]

Oops. I missed seeing your Dent and posted a Martin Freeman. Thought I was the first...

/still feeling off from last night
//at least I know where my towel is
2013-01-01 01:32:44 PM Full Size
2013-01-01 01:32:50 PM  
2013-01-01 01:33:15 PM  


//at least I know where my towel is

Thrown in?
2013-01-01 01:34:17 PM  
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2013-01-01 01:37:41 PM  
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
2013-01-01 01:38:41 PM  
Soo much win in this thread.
2013-01-01 01:39:12 PM  
I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub, isn't that unsanitary?
2013-01-01 01:39:39 PM  
If you don't squeeze the cat, you don't get the liquorice?
2013-01-01 01:40:08 PM  
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Interesting cosplay for a couple where she's a lot taller.
2013-01-01 01:40:42 PM  

Glitchwerks: meth

I do, they should shame the tweekers by showing them how filed mice are more productive than they are
2013-01-01 01:45:08 PM  

TheHappyCanadian: Glitchwerks: meth

I do, they should shame the tweekers by showing them how filed mice are more productive than they are

damn new year's hangover
2013-01-01 01:45:42 PM  
I think so Brain, but how do we know these mice are above average and not just well trained?
2013-01-01 01:47:32 PM  
Mehh, my brother had this hamster, once. Would roll a longneck from kitchen to TV room for a popcorn.
Never could teach it to open the fridge and the dog just would not drop it if you sent help.

/don't open rolled bottle o beer! cute, but send the dog
2013-01-01 01:48:56 PM  
I think so Brain, but I still can't debone the ice cream.
2013-01-01 01:52:11 PM  
My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.
2013-01-01 01:53:56 PM  
Same thing we do every night, Pinky...
2013-01-01 01:54:23 PM  
I think it's fair to say that nearly all Farkers have worked for this sort of intelligence at least once in their lives.
2013-01-01 01:55:58 PM  
I got nothing.
2013-01-01 01:56:32 PM  
I watched this with glee in my heart and a smile on my face, because mice are adorable and smart mice are quite literally something out of every children's book and cartoon I liked when I was young. It was like the rats of NIMH, the humans-in-mouse-bodies from 'The Witches,' Stuart Little and, yes, 'Pinky and the Brain.'

And then my cat, a mouser so fierce and prolific that senior citizens pay me in cans of tuna to bring him to their homes and de-rodent them when the local fields are cut, leapt into my lap, and I realized that I'm harboring a genocidal maniac. With his cute little whiskers and pointed ears!

Therefore, Scotch, at least until the feelings go away.
2013-01-01 01:57:05 PM  
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2013-01-01 01:57:33 PM  
That second one gives me an idea. What you need to do is train a bunch of mice to trade coins or bills for food, then unleash them upon your apartment building.
2013-01-01 01:57:36 PM  
I think so Brain, but where are going to buy rubber sheets and peanut oil at this time of night?

/IIRC an actual line from the cartoon
2013-01-01 01:58:43 PM  
Overall, I'll give chipmunks the pick for conditioning.
In 3-4 days and a few peanuts, you can have them behaving like something between a friendly cat and a faithful dog.
2013-01-01 02:01:18 PM  

wildcardjack: I think so, Brain, but where do we find two hippos at this time of night.

Back in the '80's, the Fleet Club was a safe bet.
2013-01-01 02:01:49 PM  
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2013-01-01 02:05:04 PM  
2013-01-01 02:05:37 PM  
I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....
I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?
2013-01-01 02:11:37 PM  
That's a rat, baby.
2013-01-01 02:30:14 PM  
Mice? My Chow-Chow was smarter than 98% of the mouth breathers mulling about any given Wal_Mort this very minute.

/ RIP 12-29-12
2013-01-01 02:57:27 PM  
2013-01-01 03:01:14 PM  
I loved the episode where brain went on Jeopardy and Alex Trebek kept calling him Brian.
2013-01-01 03:13:51 PM  

ace in your face: My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.

You're typing with one hand, and that same 2 year old on your lap, aren't you...
2013-01-01 03:15:54 PM  
I think so, Brain... but who wants to see "Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"
2013-01-01 03:18:13 PM  

rev. dave: Here A compilation of Ponderings

I think we are much better at the non sequiturs than those writers.
2013-01-01 03:33:36 PM  
I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
2013-01-01 03:37:20 PM  
Uhhh I think so Brain, but Bieber...seriously...even mice have standards...

/Paulsen and LaMarche are still awesome
2013-01-01 03:41:35 PM  
It's a circus mouse!
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2013-01-01 03:46:11 PM  
I understand that gerbils have been used to check for colon cancer.
2013-01-01 04:16:13 PM  
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