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2013-01-01 08:44:12 AM
I think so, Brain. But where are we going to get the six tons of cooking grease?
 
2013-01-01 08:53:55 AM
No.
 
2013-01-01 09:13:12 AM
I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstockings?  What would the children look like?
 
2013-01-01 09:15:52 AM
I think so, Brain, but how can we put flowers on Algernon's grave if we have no idea where it is?
 
2013-01-01 09:45:00 AM
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

The Brain: True.

Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

The Brain: To my knowledge, never.

Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

The Brain: Next to nil.

Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.
 
2013-01-01 09:59:34 AM
I think so Brain, but what if the chicken doesn't want to wear the lederhosen?
 
2013-01-01 11:16:26 AM
I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
 
2013-01-01 11:50:17 AM
90sbabiesonly.com

/obscure?
 
2013-01-01 11:50:23 AM
I think so Brain, but this thing isn't going to suck itself.
 
2013-01-01 11:51:30 AM
I think so, Brain; but if they took all the white crayons out of the box, there wouldn't be 64 colors then, would there?
 
2013-01-01 11:58:06 AM
I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
 
2013-01-01 12:25:01 PM
I think so, Brain; but where are we going to find five hundred mimes who are that accommodating?
 
2013-01-01 12:26:14 PM

JerseyTim: I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.


came here to say this.

leaving amused

POINT!!!

ZORT!!
 
2013-01-01 12:26:48 PM
You know how I know William Goodman didn't watch the whole "Mousetricking" video that he linked?
 
2013-01-01 12:27:36 PM
Good night, everybody!
 
2013-01-01 12:27:52 PM
And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.
 
2013-01-01 12:29:31 PM
"We don't get many mice buying snacks."

"I'm not surprised. Fifty two cents for one popcorn kernel!"
 
2013-01-01 12:29:45 PM
Cute video, but I really didn't need to see the "faces of meth" in the sidebar.
 
2013-01-01 12:30:34 PM
media.web.britannica.com

The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!
 
2013-01-01 12:32:27 PM
I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?
 
2013-01-01 12:33:10 PM
I think so Brain, but imagine what the kids would look like!
 
2013-01-01 12:33:38 PM
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2013-01-01 12:33:49 PM

probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.


good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?
 
2013-01-01 12:34:03 PM
I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares... why does he keep doing it?
 
2013-01-01 12:34:56 PM
I think so Brain, but where are we...

Rattrap007: I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?


dammit!
 
2013-01-01 12:35:06 PM

corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?


Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free
 
2013-01-01 12:37:36 PM
Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
 
2013-01-01 12:37:42 PM
And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:29 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.


featuring honey boo
 
2013-01-01 12:38:34 PM

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


Thanks. Earworm has firmly lodged itself into my head.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:55 PM
I think so, Brain, but where do we find two hippos at this time of night.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:57 PM

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


aren't you supposed to be at work?

/off to tap dace while wearing golf shoes
 
2013-01-01 12:41:57 PM
I think so brain but where are we gonna find rubber pants in our size at this time of night
 
2013-01-01 12:42:27 PM
i think so, Brain, but don't we need a prescription for methamphetamine (Desoxyn)??
 
2013-01-01 12:43:22 PM
I think so Brain, I'll get the gas masks.
 
2013-01-01 12:43:38 PM
I'm supposed to be impressed?
 
2013-01-01 12:44:41 PM
I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
 
2013-01-01 12:47:35 PM
I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three-hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
 
2013-01-01 12:48:46 PM
Brainstem! Brainstem!
 
2013-01-01 12:50:26 PM

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


Oh Fark delivers! Thank you. This is the song (the name of which I have forgotten) that no one else in my life seems to remember. Off to google and see what I can dig up.

/And my shoes started to squeak
 
2013-01-01 12:52:34 PM

TheChadnt: probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free

Oh Fark delivers! Thank you. This is the song (the name of which I have forgotten) that no one else in my life seems to remember. Off to google and see what I can dig up.

/And my shoes started to squeak


"this is ponderous" by 2nu
 
2013-01-01 12:53:01 PM
Pinky & The Brain threads rock
 
2013-01-01 12:54:13 PM
Found this so I thought I'd share...

Link

/threadjack.end()
 
2013-01-01 12:55:41 PM
Yes, but why would the darn thing be wandering?

She's like a foundling, barely worth fondling...


/too obscure?
 
2013-01-01 12:55:53 PM
I think so, Brain, but you can't fight evil with a macaroni duck.
 
2013-01-01 12:59:15 PM
www.allmystery.de
 
2013-01-01 12:59:46 PM
Headline of the Year for 2013

/so far
 
2013-01-01 01:01:26 PM
I think so Brain, how DID they get Michelle Pfieffer into the Catwoman suit?
 
2013-01-01 01:02:45 PM
I think so Brain but summoning Cthulhu with a child sacrifice is very chancy.
 
2013-01-01 01:04:05 PM
Elmira better not come along and screw up everything.
 
2013-01-01 01:06:51 PM
Richard Gere?

whaddoiwin?
 
2013-01-01 01:08:16 PM
Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves.
 
2013-01-01 01:09:01 PM
I'll just leave this right here.

/Help save lives through detecting mines
//Help save lives through detecting tuberculosis
 
2013-01-01 01:16:15 PM
I'm pondering a certain Christan Ponder can smoke GB again.
/left to ponder all week
 
2013-01-01 01:19:51 PM
Pinky: I think so, Brain. But if I put on two tutu's, would I really be wearing a four-by-four?
Brain: Why do I even bother asking?
Pinky: I dunno, Brain. Maybe it's all part of some huge, cosmic plot formula!
 
2013-01-01 01:21:13 PM
I just woke up and you all should have a very good idea how good of a hang over cure this thread is.
 
2013-01-01 01:22:25 PM
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-01-01 01:23:06 PM
"I will unleash a leather repellent into the atmosphere that will spread over every human being on the planet. People will be unable to reach into their wallets for cash. The Global economy will come to a grinding halt, and in the chaos, I will assume leadership of the world Pinkey"

"But what about people with Vinyl wallets Brain?"

"People with Vinyl wallets have no money."

/Truer words were never uttered in animated form.
 
2013-01-01 01:27:11 PM
Hyperintelligent mice?

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-01-01 01:27:49 PM
(They're Brain-2-Me-2 and 3-Pinky-0 in a Star Wars Parody)
"Uh, I think so Brain2, but a show about two talking lab mice? It'll never get on the air.
 
2013-01-01 01:29:42 PM

TanSau: POINT!!!


/FTFY
 
2013-01-01 01:31:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.naderlibrary.com image 640x480]


Oops. I missed seeing your Dent and posted a Martin Freeman. Thought I was the first...

/still feeling off from last night
//at least I know where my towel is
 
2013-01-01 01:32:44 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-01 01:32:50 PM
 
2013-01-01 01:33:15 PM

theMightyRegeya:

//at least I know where my towel is


Thrown in?
 
2013-01-01 01:34:17 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-01 01:37:41 PM
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
 
2013-01-01 01:38:41 PM
Soo much win in this thread.
 
2013-01-01 01:39:12 PM
I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub, isn't that unsanitary?
 
2013-01-01 01:39:39 PM
If you don't squeeze the cat, you don't get the liquorice?
 
2013-01-01 01:40:08 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com

Interesting cosplay for a couple where she's a lot taller.
 
2013-01-01 01:40:42 PM

Glitchwerks: meth


I do, they should shame the tweekers by showing them how filed mice are more productive than they are
 
2013-01-01 01:45:08 PM

TheHappyCanadian: Glitchwerks: meth

I do, they should shame the tweekers by showing them how filed mice are more productive than they are


damn new year's hangover
 
2013-01-01 01:45:42 PM
I think so Brain, but how do we know these mice are above average and not just well trained?
 
2013-01-01 01:47:32 PM
Mehh, my brother had this hamster, once. Would roll a longneck from kitchen to TV room for a popcorn.
Never could teach it to open the fridge and the dog just would not drop it if you sent help.

/don't open rolled bottle o beer! cute, but send the dog
 
2013-01-01 01:48:56 PM
I think so Brain, but I still can't debone the ice cream.
 
2013-01-01 01:52:11 PM
My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.
 
2013-01-01 01:53:56 PM
Same thing we do every night, Pinky...
 
2013-01-01 01:54:23 PM
I think it's fair to say that nearly all Farkers have worked for this sort of intelligence at least once in their lives.
 
2013-01-01 01:55:58 PM
I got nothing.
/NOTHING!
 
2013-01-01 01:56:32 PM
I watched this with glee in my heart and a smile on my face, because mice are adorable and smart mice are quite literally something out of every children's book and cartoon I liked when I was young. It was like the rats of NIMH, the humans-in-mouse-bodies from 'The Witches,' Stuart Little and, yes, 'Pinky and the Brain.'

And then my cat, a mouser so fierce and prolific that senior citizens pay me in cans of tuna to bring him to their homes and de-rodent them when the local fields are cut, leapt into my lap, and I realized that I'm harboring a genocidal maniac. With his cute little whiskers and pointed ears!

Therefore, Scotch, at least until the feelings go away.
 
2013-01-01 01:57:05 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-01 01:57:33 PM
That second one gives me an idea. What you need to do is train a bunch of mice to trade coins or bills for food, then unleash them upon your apartment building.
 
2013-01-01 01:57:36 PM
I think so Brain, but where are going to buy rubber sheets and peanut oil at this time of night?

/IIRC an actual line from the cartoon
 
2013-01-01 01:58:43 PM
Overall, I'll give chipmunks the pick for conditioning.
In 3-4 days and a few peanuts, you can have them behaving like something between a friendly cat and a faithful dog.
 
2013-01-01 02:01:18 PM

wildcardjack: I think so, Brain, but where do we find two hippos at this time of night.


Back in the '80's, the Fleet Club was a safe bet.
 
2013-01-01 02:01:49 PM
t3.gstatic.com
/hot
 
2013-01-01 02:05:04 PM
42
 
2013-01-01 02:05:37 PM
I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....
I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?
 
2013-01-01 02:11:37 PM
That's a rat, baby.
 
2013-01-01 02:30:14 PM
Mice? My Chow-Chow was smarter than 98% of the mouth breathers mulling about any given Wal_Mort this very minute.

/ RIP 12-29-12
 
2013-01-01 02:57:27 PM
 
2013-01-01 03:01:14 PM
I loved the episode where brain went on Jeopardy and Alex Trebek kept calling him Brian.
 
2013-01-01 03:13:51 PM

ace in your face: My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.


You're typing with one hand, and that same 2 year old on your lap, aren't you...
 
2013-01-01 03:15:54 PM
I think so, Brain... but who wants to see "Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"
 
2013-01-01 03:18:13 PM

rev. dave: Here A compilation of Ponderings


I think we are much better at the non sequiturs than those writers.
 
2013-01-01 03:33:36 PM
I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
 
2013-01-01 03:37:20 PM
Uhhh I think so Brain, but Bieber...seriously...even mice have standards...

/Paulsen and LaMarche are still awesome
//NARF
 
2013-01-01 03:41:35 PM
It's a circus mouse!
img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2013-01-01 03:46:11 PM
I understand that gerbils have been used to check for colon cancer.
 
2013-01-01 04:16:13 PM
dearcrissy.com
 
2013-01-01 04:17:11 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.


i have the hub on (my little pony marathon for my daughter.... im not a brony) so i am getting a kick out of your reply.

RatOmeter: You know how I know William Goodman didn't watch the whole "Mousetricking" video that he linked?


i had to go back to see what you were talking about as i got bored of the vid after five seconds, as i am sure the author did as well. the best part is that he made such a point of saying that he was linking TWO videos when the second was in fact, just part of the first
 
2013-01-01 04:30:37 PM

SubBass49: Yes, but why would the darn thing be wandering?

She's like a foundling, barely worth fondling...


/too obscure?


i.imgur.com

^5! Came to post it, WITH the obscure slashy.
 
2013-01-01 04:31:29 PM
And now, the world's shortest fanfic crossover...


"Narf?"
SQUEAK.
 
2013-01-01 04:35:06 PM
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
 
2013-01-01 04:51:52 PM

LiQuid!: SubBass49: Yes, but why would the darn thing be wandering?

She's like a foundling, barely worth fondling...


/too obscure?

[i.imgur.com image 220x220]

^5! Came to post it, WITH the obscure slashy.


Thank Gawd you showed up...I was starting to be disappointed in Farkers...
 
2013-01-01 04:52:26 PM
What, no mention yet of "Flowers For Algernon"?

C'mon, man.
 
2013-01-01 04:59:02 PM

Hop-Frog: What, no mention yet of "Flowers For Algernon"?

C'mon, man.


here's Forrest Gump
cf.drafthouse.com
 
2013-01-01 05:05:15 PM
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
 
2013-01-01 05:42:42 PM
YEEEEEEEEES!
 
2013-01-01 05:47:24 PM

italie: ace in your face: My almost 2 year old obsessively sings the pinky and the brain sing. She also says Narf. I love her so freaking much.

You're typing with one hand, and that same 2 year old on your lap, aren't you...


Actually she was climbing all over me yelling "I wanna play the game! Evies turn!" because she thinks the iphone is hers. Better spelling now that she is asleep right?
 
2013-01-01 06:01:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.


Even better, Animaniacs Volume 4 is being released on DVD February 5, which will complete the series.

/have it on pre-order from Amazon
/good night, everybody!
 
2013-01-01 07:07:16 PM

probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.


Came for this.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-01 07:31:09 PM
I think so Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
 
2013-01-01 08:10:49 PM
I'm surprised youngdorkians even get this reference. In fact I'm willing to bet most of you did a Google then came here to appear relevant.
 
2013-01-01 08:25:23 PM

Hop-Frog: Alger


mentioned within the first four posts, thanks for playing.
 
2013-01-01 08:26:01 PM

Hop-Frog: What, no mention yet of "Flowers For Algernon"?

C'mon, man.


mentioned within the first four posts, thanks for playing.
 
2013-01-01 08:33:53 PM
A "journalist" not understanding what the word "intelligence" means. Not surprising.
 
2013-01-01 09:05:15 PM

Flragnararch: Hop-Frog: What, no mention yet of "Flowers For Algernon"?

C'mon, man.

mentioned within the first four posts, thanks for playing.


Wow. The "Brain" inclusion in the comment apparently negated the "Algernon" in my perception of the line. I feel relieved it was, in fact mentioned...and a little worried that I'm starting to lose my faculties.
 
2013-01-01 09:39:28 PM
I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

/that theme song is such a farking ear worm that can only be drowned out by the Siamese cat doing the Game of Thrones theme, and that way lies madness
 
2013-01-02 12:05:31 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Mr. Jingles approves
 
2013-01-02 01:36:43 AM
I think so Brain, but who would want to pierce Brosnan?
 
2013-01-02 09:13:23 AM

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


This is ponderous man, Really ponderous
 
2013-01-02 10:00:23 AM
[img src="Nicodemus.jpg"]

/DRtAoT
 
2013-01-02 12:54:30 PM
I think so Brain, but if you get a long little doggy, wouldn't you just call it a dachsund?
 
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