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2013-01-01 08:44:12 AM  
I think so, Brain. But where are we going to get the six tons of cooking grease?
 
2013-01-01 08:53:55 AM  
No.
 
2013-01-01 09:13:12 AM  
I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstockings?  What would the children look like?
 
2013-01-01 09:15:52 AM  
I think so, Brain, but how can we put flowers on Algernon's grave if we have no idea where it is?
 
2013-01-01 09:45:00 AM  
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

The Brain: True.

Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

The Brain: To my knowledge, never.

Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

The Brain: Next to nil.

Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.
 
2013-01-01 09:59:34 AM  
I think so Brain, but what if the chicken doesn't want to wear the lederhosen?
 
2013-01-01 11:16:26 AM  
I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
 
2013-01-01 11:50:17 AM  
90sbabiesonly.com

/obscure?
 
2013-01-01 11:50:23 AM  
I think so Brain, but this thing isn't going to suck itself.
 
2013-01-01 11:51:30 AM  
I think so, Brain; but if they took all the white crayons out of the box, there wouldn't be 64 colors then, would there?
 
2013-01-01 11:58:06 AM  
I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
 
2013-01-01 12:25:01 PM  
I think so, Brain; but where are we going to find five hundred mimes who are that accommodating?
 
2013-01-01 12:26:14 PM  

JerseyTim: I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.


came here to say this.

leaving amused

POINT!!!

ZORT!!
 
2013-01-01 12:26:48 PM  
You know how I know William Goodman didn't watch the whole "Mousetricking" video that he linked?
 
2013-01-01 12:27:36 PM  
Good night, everybody!
 
2013-01-01 12:27:52 PM  
And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.
 
2013-01-01 12:29:31 PM  
"We don't get many mice buying snacks."

"I'm not surprised. Fifty two cents for one popcorn kernel!"
 
2013-01-01 12:29:45 PM  
Cute video, but I really didn't need to see the "faces of meth" in the sidebar.
 
2013-01-01 12:30:34 PM  
media.web.britannica.com

The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!
 
2013-01-01 12:32:27 PM  
I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?
 
2013-01-01 12:33:10 PM  
I think so Brain, but imagine what the kids would look like!
 
2013-01-01 12:33:38 PM  
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2013-01-01 12:33:49 PM  

probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.


good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?
 
2013-01-01 12:34:03 PM  
I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares... why does he keep doing it?
 
2013-01-01 12:34:56 PM  
I think so Brain, but where are we...

Rattrap007: I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?


dammit!
 
2013-01-01 12:35:06 PM  

corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?


Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free
 
2013-01-01 12:37:36 PM  
Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
 
2013-01-01 12:37:42 PM  
And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:29 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: And, as a side note, "Animaniacs" will be on The Hub starting this month.


featuring honey boo
 
2013-01-01 12:38:34 PM  

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


Thanks. Earworm has firmly lodged itself into my head.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:55 PM  
I think so, Brain, but where do we find two hippos at this time of night.
 
2013-01-01 12:38:57 PM  

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


aren't you supposed to be at work?

/off to tap dace while wearing golf shoes
 
2013-01-01 12:41:57 PM  
I think so brain but where are we gonna find rubber pants in our size at this time of night
 
2013-01-01 12:42:27 PM  
i think so, Brain, but don't we need a prescription for methamphetamine (Desoxyn)??
 
2013-01-01 12:43:22 PM  
I think so Brain, I'll get the gas masks.
 
2013-01-01 12:43:38 PM  
I'm supposed to be impressed?
 
2013-01-01 12:44:41 PM  
I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
 
2013-01-01 12:47:35 PM  
I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three-hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
 
2013-01-01 12:48:46 PM  
Brainstem! Brainstem!
 
2013-01-01 12:50:26 PM  

probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free


Oh Fark delivers! Thank you. This is the song (the name of which I have forgotten) that no one else in my life seems to remember. Off to google and see what I can dig up.

/And my shoes started to squeak
 
2013-01-01 12:52:34 PM  

TheChadnt: probesport: corinthian66: probesport: And then my shoes started to squeak.

/the horns kicked in.

good attempt...you got it backwards
"...then the horns kicked in. And my shoes started to squeak"

/can you see what I'm saying?

Oom poppa chuckamaga nauva sing gow
Ding koppawallawally double ching pow
Heavy coppalua cumma ginasing tea
Oom mama chuckamana one is now free

Oh Fark delivers! Thank you. This is the song (the name of which I have forgotten) that no one else in my life seems to remember. Off to google and see what I can dig up.

/And my shoes started to squeak


"this is ponderous" by 2nu
 
2013-01-01 12:53:01 PM  
Pinky & The Brain threads rock
 
2013-01-01 12:54:13 PM  
Found this so I thought I'd share...

Link

/threadjack.end()
 
2013-01-01 12:55:41 PM  
Yes, but why would the darn thing be wandering?

She's like a foundling, barely worth fondling...


/too obscure?
 
2013-01-01 12:55:53 PM  
I think so, Brain, but you can't fight evil with a macaroni duck.
 
2013-01-01 12:59:15 PM  
www.allmystery.de
 
2013-01-01 12:59:46 PM  
Headline of the Year for 2013

/so far
 
2013-01-01 01:01:26 PM  
I think so Brain, how DID they get Michelle Pfieffer into the Catwoman suit?
 
2013-01-01 01:02:45 PM  
I think so Brain but summoning Cthulhu with a child sacrifice is very chancy.
 
2013-01-01 01:04:05 PM  
Elmira better not come along and screw up everything.
 
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