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(Cracked)   You mean you don't want to show up for that job interview smelling like you just spent the morning slaughtering a pig?   (cracked.com ) divider line
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4175 clicks; posted to Business » on 01 Jan 2013 at 10:02 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-01 08:10:28 AM  
What if you're applying for a pig slaughtering position?
 
2013-01-01 08:21:10 AM  
Lemme guess... I also shouldn't tell the person interviewing me that I only smell that way because I just finished plowing his mom, right?
 
2013-01-01 09:21:59 AM  
"Ooookay. Let's get this interview started. And might I say, you smell deliciously like bacon!"
 
2013-01-01 09:55:52 AM  
Pork Sex Gloop.
 
2013-01-01 10:13:01 AM  
The lube started off as an April Fools' joke on manufacturer J&D's website, but after sufficient demand (and an unofficial waiting list of over 3,000 eager customers), it became a real product.

Goddamnit, society.
 
2013-01-01 10:16:55 AM  
I'm a sucker for almost anything bacon flavored. If you haven't tried Bacon Maple Fudge, you are missing out. However, I will never let the abomination below touch my lips again and I strongly suggest everyone else avoid it like the plague. Consider yourself warned.

i212.photobucket.com

Amazingly, their Buffalo Wings soda is even worse.
 
2013-01-01 10:35:20 AM  
Bacon backlash is arguably the worst result of bacon mania.
 
2013-01-01 10:52:33 AM  
No bacon air-freshener?

mcphee.com
 
2013-01-01 11:05:08 AM  
If you're into fat chicks, avoid the lube. Unless you're also into that sort of thing...
 
2013-01-01 11:28:00 AM  
Let's give "Cracked" a big round of applause for getting their list on one page.
 
2013-01-01 11:39:34 AM  
A friend gave me a container of bacon flavored toothpicks. They were gross.
 
2013-01-01 11:39:41 AM  
Didn't I see over half of these on the Fark Shop?
 
2013-01-01 11:53:21 AM  
Newsflash: soap is traditionally made with animal fats.

/survival skills, biotches
 
2013-01-01 11:55:25 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: The lube started off as an April Fools' joke on manufacturer J&D's website, but after sufficient demand (and an unofficial waiting list of over 3,000 eager customers), it became a real product.

Goddamnit, society.


I would buy some as a gag gift.

No bacon air-freshener?

It smells like dog food and rotten ass.
 
2013-01-01 12:08:38 PM  

Rich Cream: Newsflash: soap is traditionally made with animal fats.

/survival skills, biotches


yeeeah.com

FEEL CLEAN YET?

25.media.tumblr.com

YES.

 
2013-01-01 03:28:11 PM  

natazha: No bacon air-freshener?

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That thing doesn't smell at all like bacon.  We couldn't toss it in the trash fast enough.
 
2013-01-01 04:34:42 PM  
I do. But then I'd only interview as a gag anyway.
 
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