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(Buzzfeed)   Want to eat just a little something this year? Here's your essential guide to Dim Sum   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-01 10:09:09 AM
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KrispyKritter: Dim Sum is Fark for eyegasm. someone should write down recipes, put them in a book or something. when i was a little girl recipes didn't include such nonsense as "use two 10 1/2oz cans of pumpkin pie filling". you picked a pumpkin out back and cooked it down first.

/ we had AM radio
// and we LIKED it


I hate when I'm searching for a recipe, say for lemon poppy seed cupcakes, and the first recipe is something like:

Ingredients
One lemon cake mix prepared according to box
Half cup poppyseeds

Gee, thanks.

Maybe I'll serve it with some of Paula Deen's English peas.
2013-01-01 12:34:49 PM
2 votes:

Anastacya: Oh this is a bookmark. I am just now starting to get into the various chinese foods out there. I can't handle spicy stuff anymore (sad) and seafood generally doesn't go over well, but pork and chicken dishes are something to try! Sadly, the only Chinese restaurants around here are not exactly exotic fare, but I am working on teaching my bf about the dishes.

/dumplings, yea please


PF Chang's is best
2013-01-01 12:15:04 PM
2 votes:

funmonger: If you don't eat Dim Sum in Toronto, we deport you.


You dim sum, you lose some?
2013-01-01 11:48:44 AM
2 votes:
My basic rule for Chinese food: Open mouth, insert food. Never ask what you're eating. If it tastes good, eat more.
2013-01-01 10:40:02 AM
2 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com

Om nom nom
2013-01-01 10:11:35 AM
2 votes:

casual disregard: How the heck do we get "dim sum" out of "dian xin"? Did some ancient Englishman decide to fark up every Chinese translation on purpose?


Don't take it personally. Look what they do to their own language. I mean, Worcestershire is pronounced "woostersher".
2013-01-01 06:47:32 PM
1 votes:
I always thought a dim sum was what you got when your calculator battery was about to go dead.
2013-01-01 01:19:55 PM
1 votes:

Straelbora: Blackbird: Beef Tripe (stewed and steamed)
Curried Cuttlefish
Dough fritter wrapped with rice rolls
Chinese broccoli in oyster sauce

Dessert Tofu

Was going to say- where's the curried cuttlefish?

Sadly, only one pathetic dim sum place here in the middle of the cornfield where I live. However, my wife is from China and we're doing a hot pot this week with some other Chinese friends.


Go on...
2013-01-01 12:29:19 PM
1 votes:
Oh this is a bookmark. I am just now starting to get into the various chinese foods out there. I can't handle spicy stuff anymore (sad) and seafood generally doesn't go over well, but pork and chicken dishes are something to try! Sadly, the only Chinese restaurants around here are not exactly exotic fare, but I am working on teaching my bf about the dishes.

/dumplings, yea please
2013-01-01 11:36:44 AM
1 votes:
Pork buns! Is it pork? I don't care . gimme.
2013-01-01 11:18:33 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: casual disregard: Thanks for your responses, Farkers. I feel so loved :3

Linguistics is incredibly interesting to me, but also so dense that I can't get involved more than tangentially.

Next question: chicken feet has bone. Do you eat the bone?

No. It's boiled and 'cured' with some spices and herbs, which gives it its distinctive coloring. This process loosens the 'skin' and cartilage, or whatever is in chicken feet, and that's what's eaten. The bones you spit out, which makes it kinda messy to eat.

But seriously, it's delicious with a little soy or chilli sauce.


Do you live in China?

If so, have you ever have the convenience store chicken feet snack bags, with the green chilis?

Holy crap those are hot. I need two tall Qingtaos to get through them!
2013-01-01 10:58:13 AM
1 votes:

phenn: abhorrent1: Are the chicken feet actually chicken feet?

/ew
//love me some potstickers though

Chicken feet are not as gross as they may sound. The meat is very much like leg meat - to me, anyway.


When I was in college I had a chinese american friend take me to dim sum. Not recognizing what they were, I ordered the chicken feet even though he asked me if I was sure. I ate most of them even though I realized what they were after I ordered them. They were OK but it's just skin and sinew, no meat. I even took some home as left overs but was revolted by the sight of them in full daylight, ended up throwing them away.

/when a chinese friend asks you if you are sure about ordering something at dim sum don't be stupid, don't order it.
//I was also too stupid to realize he was "taking me out", he came out as gay a few years later.
2013-01-01 10:00:07 AM
1 votes:
Like people...this is 2013 now. Stop making fun of the leader of
North Korea !
2013-01-01 09:50:20 AM
1 votes:

SingerWang: Where is the tripe?


SingerWang: Where is the tripe?


they used it up all when making the McRib
2013-01-01 09:45:29 AM
1 votes:
Essential, but they still don't tell you how to pick out the most flavorful pig scrotum.
2013-01-01 09:43:56 AM
1 votes:
dim sum as integer
2013-01-01 09:19:38 AM
1 votes:
Dim Sum is Fark for eyegasm. someone should write down recipes, put them in a book or something. when i was a little girl recipes didn't include such nonsense as "use two 10 1/2oz cans of pumpkin pie filling". you picked a pumpkin out back and cooked it down first.

/ we had AM radio
// and we LIKED it
 
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