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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   If you fall onto the highway from a partybus in a drunken fistfight after a Brad Paisley concert, you may be a deadneck   (santacruzsentinel.com) divider line 27
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-01 09:46:08 AM
1. Are there a lot of buses like that in the area? I was on a similar bus on Highway 17 in Los Gatos last summer. Maybe I was sitting in the seat where she wet her pants for the last time.

2. In Massachusetts it's the country music festivals that seem to cause the most trouble.
 
2013-01-01 10:23:56 AM
pretty funny headline
 
2013-01-01 10:35:39 AM
How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus? Oh, partybus, perhaps I need some more coffee.
 
2013-01-01 10:36:05 AM
"Meanwhile, efforts to crack down on party buses have moved forward."

Brilliant thinking. A few drunk idiots fall out of a bus, so we'll ban them and let the drunks loose behind the wheel to injure even more people.
 
2013-01-01 10:36:46 AM
libranoelrose
pretty funny headline

Funnier than anything said by a red neck comic
 
2013-01-01 10:40:02 AM

ZAZ: 1. Are there a lot of buses like that in the area? I was on a similar bus on Highway 17 in Los Gatos last summer. Maybe I was sitting in the seat where she wet her pants for the last time.

2. In Massachusetts it's the country music festivals that seem to cause the most trouble.


That's because it attracts rednecks like flies to a turd.

This sounds like a win for Charlie ....
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-01-01 10:44:15 AM
But, who was holding beer?
 
2013-01-01 10:45:31 AM
Are Paisley's publicists still trying to portray him as a guitar virtuoso?
 
2013-01-01 10:52:48 AM
Who's Brad Paisley?
 
2013-01-01 11:00:08 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Are Paisley's publicists still trying to portray him as a guitar virtuoso?


I like his guitar work. I hate his music. I kind of like Play, but he had a lot of help from other guitar players.

docilej: Who's Brad Paisley?

He's an overrated country music guitarist, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-01-01 11:00:35 AM

docilej: Who's Brad Paisley?


Appropriate for last night I suppose.

Link
 
2013-01-01 11:01:08 AM

Anderson's Pooper: How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus?


Maybe some type of Inator?
 
2013-01-01 11:20:09 AM

Anderson's Pooper: How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus? Oh, partybus, perhaps I need some more coffee.


You too? I need more booze.
 
2013-01-01 11:27:34 AM
+1 for proper use of the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck meme.
 
2013-01-01 11:30:59 AM
I'd say that trifecta removes the "might"
 
2013-01-01 11:46:31 AM
I think "a party bus in a drunken fistfight" might be a dangling participle.

Then again, it could be a metonymy.
 
2013-01-01 12:20:26 PM

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: "Meanwhile, efforts to crack down on party buses have moved forward."

Brilliant thinking. A few drunk idiots fall out of a bus, so we'll ban them and let the drunks loose behind the wheel to injure even more people.


Putting a bunch of drunks in a confined space and getting them worked up is always a bad idea. And party busses aren't a significant deterrent to drunk driving.
 
2013-01-01 12:22:43 PM

kwame: Putting a bunch of drunks in a confined space and getting them worked up is always a bad idea.


I think you're on to something. We should ban Brad Paisley concerts.
 
2013-01-01 12:56:11 PM
An early contender for HOTY?
 
2013-01-01 12:59:10 PM

Mr_Ectomy: An early contender for HOTY?


I think there might already be one.

/bold because i don't know why
 
2013-01-01 01:25:03 PM
Studebaker, 19, had been drinking on a party bus during a friend's birthday celebration and later drove into a sound wall on Highway 101 near San Mateo.

What a sound wall might look like -
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2013-01-01 01:30:01 PM
Slow, steady clap for you subby.
 
2013-01-01 01:30:57 PM
 
2013-01-01 01:36:48 PM
"...you may be a deadneck"

make that a smoking hot deadneck:
iwidk.com
 
2013-01-01 02:00:55 PM
Guess she ended up as mud on the tires...
 
2013-01-01 02:28:04 PM
broken jebus make that a smoking hot deadneck:

you & Marcintosh have made time machine research my 2013 Resolution
 
2013-01-01 02:51:25 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Guess she ended up as mud on the tires...


Well done.
 
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