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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-01 03:01:04 AM  
8 votes:

Beerguy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x580]
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Oh!  That's biscuits and gravy (I think).  For a while, I thought you were encouraging people to eat their vomit.
2013-01-01 08:57:13 AM  
4 votes:
cdn0.hark.com
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
2013-01-01 08:30:28 AM  
3 votes:
My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.

On about noon, after several efforts to get him out the bed, I will roust him out with a pan of icy cold water and much yelling. Then I will make him wash the family truck, inside and out, because he has run it through the mud and puked inside it also.
I'm getting all psyched up about it. It's going to be glorious, truly a day to remember.
2013-01-01 08:30:08 AM  
3 votes:

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


media.comicvine.com
2013-01-01 05:53:14 AM  
3 votes:
www.bbc.co.uk
Drinking heavily the night before?
2013-01-01 11:06:35 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-01 08:26:45 AM  
2 votes:

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


You don't belong on Fark.
2013-01-01 07:39:03 AM  
2 votes:

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!


Or, don't drink too much. New Year's Eve is amateur night. Those of us who are professional drinkers know our limit and never have hangovers. All of the amateurs who don't know their limit and think they can go out and hang with the big boys one night a year without the constant, unrelenting training it takes to stay in top form? They get what they deserve. And it certainly isn't my sympathy.
2013-01-01 07:35:40 AM  
2 votes:

monty666: Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.

video man: monty666: Who's in?


i1091.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 07:23:18 AM  
2 votes:
These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.
2013-01-01 07:02:59 AM  
2 votes:
Probably the best hangover cure is breastmilk. But even if you can't find one that's lactating, sucking on a tit will have a pronounced placebo effect.
2013-01-01 10:42:34 AM  
1 votes:
Mix up whiskey and gatorade then butt chugg that shiat, hombre. Get them electrolytes all up in your colon and intestine.
2013-01-01 09:52:02 AM  
1 votes:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich -really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!
2013-01-01 09:20:59 AM  
1 votes:
Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)
2013-01-01 08:39:43 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?


Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-01 08:04:13 AM  
1 votes:
First thing in the morning woof down four to five chunks of pickled herring.
2013-01-01 07:35:38 AM  
1 votes:
I got my first Earth Mother/Crisis tattoo at age 16.
2013-01-01 07:32:08 AM  
1 votes:
Oops. Wrong picture. Still don't get it.

www.seriouseats.com
2013-01-01 07:30:01 AM  
1 votes:
Many Mexicans swear that a big bowl of Menudo is the fix. I don't get it, personally.

edu.glogster.com
2013-01-01 07:28:01 AM  
1 votes:

VJStinger: Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)


Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.
2013-01-01 07:26:04 AM  
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


You joined fark when you were 8?
2013-01-01 04:00:56 AM  
1 votes:
Just tough it out, Nancy.
2013-01-01 04:00:48 AM  
1 votes:
Good thing I smoked weed and didn't drink. NO HANGOVER FOR ME.
2013-01-01 03:10:15 AM  
1 votes:

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.
2013-01-01 02:56:42 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe you should rugged-up, pukemitter.
 
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