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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 316
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2013-01-01 11:43:37 AM
Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?
i911.photobucket.com
/go ahead laff, I dinna cair
//4 day weekend
///woot
 
2013-01-01 11:49:17 AM

MadameX: Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?
[i911.photobucket.com image 500x378]
/go ahead laff, I dinna cair
//4 day weekend
///woot


LoL, I've been drunk since that Mayan Apocalypse thing.

Unfortunately it's almost time to sober up and reenter the real world.
 
2013-01-01 11:58:19 AM
crisisboom.files.wordpress.com
No head No hangover.
 
2013-01-01 12:04:41 PM
www.ladyblitz.com

Full English with a pint of mixed orange juice and lemonade, then horizontal for a while whilst your body goes to war with itself
 
2013-01-01 12:07:26 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: SockMonkeyHolocaust: [i48.tinypic.com image 304x450]

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?

I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.

wow, you are either dumb as a stump or have no humor meter... which is it?


Both, have you never met one of these guys?

Thick as hell, no sense of humor, anger issues and a fear of mind altering substances. We get it, you guys can't handle drinking or drugs, they're just too much for you. Typical human response; "People are having fun doing something I hate, what losers. I'm going to find people just like me and we can hate those people and that activity together, and boy will we feel superior. We can even espouse a feeling of uniqueness even though what we are doing is neither new nor unique." (hell, even Hitler was a strait edge, that's right I Godwined it)

"Where's my sharpie, the left X is fading, then how will people know where I stand on substance use? You know it's not that important that I don't imbibe. It is immensely important however, that PEOPLE KNOW I don't imbibe, otherwise the X's are for nothing. It's not enough that I have made a decision about my life, I need to be asked about that decision and I need to feel superior about the fact that I made it. I need to preach my values and superiority to others."

/reminds me of the religious right
//except no sky farie
 
2013-01-01 12:07:56 PM

MissFeasance: Emer


This.

Super orange mixed in orange gatorade is awesome.
 
2013-01-01 12:08:51 PM
Shakespeare's Sister: I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.

I want to party with you.


I would love it. I am recently divorced and a natural red head. It is time to hit the clubs.
 
2013-01-01 12:09:11 PM

Gordinho: [www.ladyblitz.com image 593x466]

Full English with a pint of mixed orange juice and lemonade, then horizontal for a while whilst your body goes to war with itself


The one up-thread had beans.....I was under the impression there would be beans.......

/if it's not Scottish it's crap
 
2013-01-01 12:12:13 PM

MadameX: Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?


Was my favorite back in the day.
Boilermakers now in moderation.
 
2013-01-01 12:15:44 PM
 
2013-01-01 12:20:54 PM
Wynonie Harris - Quiet Whiskey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7z2HkOsRBA
 
2013-01-01 12:25:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Orgasmatron138: I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.

5-hour energy? Doesn't that have caffeine in it?


It does, but it's a matter of volume. Instead of drinking 2-3 cup of coffee, I'm only doing a little energy shot and going straight to hydrating liquid.

Speaking of which, I have a friend who used to be in the army. He was friends with a bunch of guys who were medical staff. He said they used to go out drinking late, then would all attach themselves to IVs when they got back. He said that always helped with hangovers.
 
2013-01-01 12:29:21 PM
Van Morrison - There Stands The Glass (Webb Pierce cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ul-LS7UG6g
 
2013-01-01 12:29:33 PM
Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.
 
2013-01-01 12:32:58 PM
i1163.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 12:39:36 PM

Spiralmonkey: may have to reconsider that as "doesn't understand the need for a tattie scone in a well balanced breakfast".


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 12:40:54 PM

igorknowsall: Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.


2  what red sauce?
 
2013-01-01 12:46:45 PM

libranoelrose: igorknowsall: Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.

2  what red sauce?


Drops sorry... hungover
 
2013-01-01 12:48:52 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
[i50.tinypic.com image 500x307]


Straight-edge hand tattoos are like saying, "Hey, if anyone were to offer me a job, I could at least totally pass the drug test. If it wasn't for these pesky hand tattoos."
 
2013-01-01 12:57:16 PM
Has anyone suggested not drinking so damn much?

/because not drinking so much wont give you a hangover
//unless your liver is already fried
///bunch of alchies
////and stoners
 
2013-01-01 01:09:18 PM

Beerguy: Scruffinator: Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...

The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins

Oh yeah....I got Far Cry 3 yesterday before the drinking started. It is wicked good.



I took a slight break because I didn't want to get burned out and loose the Awesomeness factor.

Just started doing chained take-downs with knife throws. Haven't even done a grenade push or pistol grab. It is SO much fun creeping around via the stealth game. When I blow a stealth outpost run I am not happy.
 
2013-01-01 01:23:13 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: Wynonie Harris - Don't Take My Whiskey Away From Me


Heh, I love this song, especially since I started drinking my Makers Mark, it's been along time since I passed out twice in one day.

but I swear I'll play the wild rover no more
 
2013-01-01 01:32:26 PM
 
2013-01-01 02:05:25 PM
Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.
 
2013-01-01 02:25:02 PM

try fect taa daa: Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.


I get the same shiat, you probably have a sensitivity to the tannin in the wine...

If you really enjoy wine, try this stuff and see if you get any ill effects. It is virtually tannin free and doesn't do to me what other wines do.
If you got that effect from white wine then I don't know what to tell you. I don't think whites have tannin in them.
 
2013-01-01 02:28:37 PM
Preventative:
Water chasers
Absorbing food like bread, rice, etc
Start strong then taper off (liquor before beer)
Multivitamin, Milk Thistle, and Lecithin

Curative Measures:
Milk or Gatorade
Multivitamin, Milk Thistle, and Lecithin
Seltzer water or water with a dash of salt and lemon juice (The bubbles cleanse the liver I swear)
2 Aspirin (DO NOT TAKE ANY OTHER OTC MEDS, THEY FARK WITH THE LIVER)
Big greasy breakfast
Coffee or Tea with water chaser
 
2013-01-01 02:32:49 PM

try fect taa daa: Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.


Was it red wine? You might have an allergy to tannins, red wine also makes for a horrible hangover headache.
 
2013-01-01 02:34:19 PM
Did anyone mention cocaine? That shiat will cure a hangover immediately, great for weight loss too.......I'm not sure what else it's used for and the people at CVS go all gonzo when you ask them for it......
 
2013-01-01 02:38:33 PM
Not hungover.


/don't even drink
 
2013-01-01 02:54:37 PM

Avery614: Did anyone mention cocaine? That shiat will cure a hangover immediately, great for weight loss too.......I'm not sure what else it's used for and the people at CVS go all gonzo when you ask them for it......


I prefer Cocaine and Vaseline Maybe NSFW lyrics
 
2013-01-01 02:56:20 PM
And I don't think this has been played yet : )
/So drunk again...
 
2013-01-01 03:13:35 PM
NYE and St. Patty's Day.

Also known as Amateur Nights.
 
2013-01-01 03:31:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXfySaQ1HA

The Clancy Brothers - Whiskey, You're The Devil
 
2013-01-01 03:32:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDKeAPonu_8

Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear?
 
2013-01-01 03:37:38 PM
Any food that produces orange grease. Pizza, steak n cheese etc... Must be consumed while butt wasted. Pretty much kills the hangover. Along with some water.
 
2013-01-01 03:38:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z25skmgle5E

Corky Jones - Rhythm and Booze
 
2013-01-01 03:41:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Qz9LwzMN4

Nina Simone - Gin House Blues
 
2013-01-01 03:51:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0no-y5X1Ow Jimmy Liggins - Drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWTbNV_gwDk Floyd Dixon - Hey Bartender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gz6Wndg3Q Buck Owens - Cigareettes, Whiskey and Wild Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKD_o4gbcSE George Jones & Willie Nelson - I Gotta Get Drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
 
2013-01-01 04:01:04 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Qz9LwzMN4

Nina Simone - Gin House Blues


You're awesome I can't control myself : )
 
2013-01-01 04:10:13 PM
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot
 
2013-01-01 04:18:54 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot


Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers
 
2013-01-01 04:26:40 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers


I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.
 
2013-01-01 04:34:13 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.


Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )
 
2013-01-01 04:50:25 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.

Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )


cinemaslasher.files.wordpress.com
/We all go a little mad sometimes...
 
2013-01-01 05:09:39 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.

Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )

[cinemaslasher.files.wordpress.com image 682x344]
/We all go a little mad sometimes...


Heh, I'm crazy but that's okay : )
 
2013-01-01 05:13:58 PM

L.D. Ablo: Hair of the dog


When I have a hangover, hair of the dog is absurd to me: I can't even THINK about more booze.

/Try me that evening, however
 
2013-01-01 05:39:17 PM
One-fourth the calories of Gatorade, four times the electrolytes, same price.

i816.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 06:01:18 PM
Came for the immature quasi-hypocrytical-soon-to-go-to-college-and-get-hammered-and-farked Christian 15 year olds telling me JUST DON'T DRINK; left hung-over...
 
2013-01-01 06:32:55 PM
I have THE miracle hangover cure:

Wake up, have a cold beer. I call it a "Beeracle."

If that isn't an option try 3 advil and a vitamin B right before bed, I always wake up feeling incredible.

I am, by the way, a serious alcoholic. Norwegian, can't help it, it is in my DNA.
 
2013-01-01 06:40:14 PM
So many Farkers are suggesting a greasy breakfast, but how do you manage to eat that if you're nauseous when you wake up and don't have some of Mother Nature's Finest available?
 
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