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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 316
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2013-01-01 10:28:37 AM

kxs401: People will give you sh*tty advice like "drink water." F*ck that, you need a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, at least one hashbrown, and a large coke with extra ice. The challenge is getting up while McDonald's is serving breakfast.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-01 10:28:55 AM

Beerguy: Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.


Add poached eggs under that gravy and you'll have country eggs benedict. Yummy!
 
2013-01-01 10:30:52 AM

Scruffinator: Buffet: Albert Einstein said: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

We don't expect different results. Hence hangover cures.


Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
 
2013-01-01 10:31:08 AM
Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!
 
2013-01-01 10:32:04 AM

abhorrent1: libranoelrose: get better and stop contaminating the tntrad

The what now?


the thrnead

you know whaat i ment

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn, I knew I forgot something important, although for some reason I can never make a good Bloody Mary, I always have too much or too little of something.


I'm trying to make this work with grapefruit juice
 
2013-01-01 10:33:21 AM

Bwahaha: Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!


 Happy New year!
 
2013-01-01 10:34:14 AM
no respect for anybody that eats mcdonalds, the pros eat waffle house
 
2013-01-01 10:35:13 AM

libranoelrose: How long do you have to wait?


Till about 11am local time(half hour). I got video games to distract me in the meantime.

Buffet: Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!


Thanks! I'll be fine after I eat and shower.

Shakespeare's Sister: I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.


I want to party with you.
 
2013-01-01 10:35:14 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.
 
2013-01-01 10:37:00 AM

varmitydog: Scruffinator: How old is the boy? What you described is the rite of passage in some cultures.

He's 17. He worked a catering job in town and got back right before 5 am which is why I'm letting him sleep.


1. you make me thankful that I learned to hide my vices from my parents ( to a certain degree only, obviously)
2. instead of ice water, might i suggest an airhorn?
 
2013-01-01 10:39:00 AM

jimmyego: Hook up to an saline IV before bed, or after is quick cure. So I've heard from an army doctor.


I prefer a D5W IV, but to each his own.
 
2013-01-01 10:39:15 AM
Laurel Aitken Drinkin' Whisky

Laurel Aitken More Whisky
 
2013-01-01 10:41:26 AM
 
2013-01-01 10:41:58 AM
Being an alcoholic, I can tell you, that hangovers are the reason all true alcoholics start drinking when they wake up. They need to feel better. So they drink a little to feel better. Now that they are feeling better....Why not have another...and another. Pass out. Wake up. Rinse. Repeat. And there you have it. Best advice---don't drink to feel better. Feel like crap so that you remember to drink in moderation if at all.
 
2013-01-01 10:42:34 AM
Mix up whiskey and gatorade then butt chugg that shiat, hombre. Get them electrolytes all up in your colon and intestine.
 
2013-01-01 10:42:56 AM

Gordon Bennett: Irn Bru

[www.studyglasgow.co.uk image 597x519]

plus a full Scottish breakfast

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Works every time.


Came here to say this .... learn from the experts (Irn-Bru is from Glasgow)
 
2013-01-01 10:43:07 AM
 
2013-01-01 10:43:46 AM
Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...
 
2013-01-01 10:44:01 AM
1) Wake up and have nourishment, Root beer float and a bacon cheeseburger works nicely.
2) brush teeth and have some water.
3) Engage in some hangover sex...its awesome.
4)Back to sleep.
5)Go back and repeat steps 1-4.
 
2013-01-01 10:44:49 AM
#5 from Whataburger, ketchup, cheese and bacon only, large coke. A thick n' hearty will work equally as well.
 
2013-01-01 10:45:23 AM

Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.


Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.
 
2013-01-01 10:45:35 AM

Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...


The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins
 
2013-01-01 10:51:16 AM

Scruffinator: Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...

The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins


Oh yeah....I got Far Cry 3 yesterday before the drinking started. It is wicked good.
 
2013-01-01 10:51:18 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.

Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.


I'm already drinking to cure my hangover, so I would probably send it to the wrong address :)
 
2013-01-01 10:55:06 AM
Sticks McGhee - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Johnny Burnette - Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Malcolm Yelvington and the Star Rhythm Boys - Drinkin' Wine Spodee-O-Dee

Hank Williams III - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Jerry Lee Lewis - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee
 
2013-01-01 10:55:32 AM

Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie: Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.

Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.

I'm already drinking to cure my hangover, so I would probably send it to the wrong address :)


Heh, I know what you mean, cheers : )
 
2013-01-01 10:58:06 AM
DON"T DRINK IN EXCESS, SUBBY ! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW ?
 
2013-01-01 10:58:44 AM
 
2013-01-01 11:02:45 AM
I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.
 
2013-01-01 11:03:44 AM

lantawa: Put the Lime in the Coconut hangover remedy, with BONUS gorillas that probably look like some of you good folk, heh


Do you have any idea how many famous songs Harry Nilson wrote?
 
2013-01-01 11:03:48 AM
Tony Tribe Red, Red Wine

Thanks, Mags.

May you (all) have a great year.
 
2013-01-01 11:04:26 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie

Cheers to you, too! *clink*
 
2013-01-01 11:05:50 AM

Gordon Bennett: Irn Bru

[www.studyglasgow.co.uk image 597x519]

plus a full Scottish breakfast

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Works every time.


No potato scone? That's just wrong. I have you favourited in a becoming light blue as 'funny & caramel wafer fan", I may have to reconsider that as "doesn't understand the need for a tattie scone in a well balanced breakfast".
 
2013-01-01 11:06:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 11:09:12 AM
Albert Collins: I aint drunk ...

Happy New Year to all you Farkers and Farkettes!
 
2013-01-01 11:09:39 AM
(Perhaps) more later.

For now I'll leave y'all with

The Pogues - Streams of Whiskey  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt6osXyGJwI
 
2013-01-01 11:11:54 AM

libranoelrose: Do you have any idea how many famous songs Harry Nilson wrote?


I'm getting an idea. Was this guy related to Harry Nilsson? *snark, snark*

Here's Nilsson's Wiki page
 
2013-01-01 11:12:21 AM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


I have come to love that cat ; )

/So perfect.
 
2013-01-01 11:15:09 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: [i48.tinypic.com image 304x450]

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?

I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.


wow, you are either dumb as a stump or have no humor meter... which is it?
 
2013-01-01 11:18:13 AM
Moar drinkin' songs Some say the devil is dead : )
 
2013-01-01 11:19:20 AM
Menudo and beer, menudo and beer...
 
2013-01-01 11:19:41 AM
Just bought Rage and the Crysis pack on the Steam Flash sale. These sales need to end so I stop buying games.
 
2013-01-01 11:21:57 AM

Scruffinator: Just bought Rage and the Crysis pack on the Steam Flash sale. These sales need to end so I stop buying games.


that is a very weird hangover cure
 
2013-01-01 11:23:04 AM

Orgasmatron138: I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.


5-hour energy? Doesn't that have caffeine in it?
 
2013-01-01 11:25:48 AM
Great Party!

McClintock get more boose.
 
2013-01-01 11:27:34 AM
 
2013-01-01 11:31:59 AM
If you can get your shiat together enough to make it to the kitchen, all you need to do is feed. A solid breakfast meal like Eggs, Bacon, toast..whatever your stomach can handle but ya gotta eat.

Before/While you're cooking take an advil and smoke a joint*. This will distract you enough while the advil does its thing and will prep you for the feast. Juice and/or fruit is good too munch on as well. You did a real number on yourself so replenish and take it easy until it passes.

*optional. A hot shower works too and lets you feel human again.
 
2013-01-01 11:32:41 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: Louis Jordan - What's The Use Of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again?)

Nice work, all.


Damn, never heard that love it : )
 
2013-01-01 11:36:14 AM
I discovered this one many, many years ago.

It worked so well I was headed for trouble because I could drink A LOT, take the cure and start drinking again.

Before bed:

4 aspirin
Vitamin B-12 or multi tablet - I think lquid 'B' under the tongue might work, too
As much water as you can stand
Go to sleep
Wake up; possibly a little tired but NO head ache and no upset stomach.
 
2013-01-01 11:41:51 AM
 
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