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2013-01-01 09:37:45 AM  
Don't drink so much that it makes you feel like shiat? It took me one (1) time to learn this.

I sound like a blast at parties.
 
2013-01-01 09:38:17 AM  
kill myself. I've been doing it for years now
 
2013-01-01 09:38:44 AM  
I turned 40 last year, and I have discovered a few good things about it. For one, I'm not waking up hungover as hell next to some bar skank this morning.
 
2013-01-01 09:40:57 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I had a couple enjoyable beers last night and now I'm laughing at all your pain


I only had 3. Unfortunately it was Miller Light cause I didn't bring my own and that was all they had.

/should have brought something.
 
2013-01-01 09:41:31 AM  
Suffer, looser moorons. Then, eat pie and drink coffee, perform the three morning S's (Shiat, Shower, and Shave), and get ready to DRINK MO' BEER and watch FOO'BAA!
 
kth
2013-01-01 09:41:51 AM  
Revive vitamin water, toast and tortilla chips always helped me in my drinking days. Lots of coffee and diet coke, and aleve.
 
2013-01-01 09:42:47 AM  
Irn Bru

www.studyglasgow.co.uk

plus a full Scottish breakfast

farm4.staticflickr.com

Works every time.
 
2013-01-01 09:48:13 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )


They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.
 
2013-01-01 09:49:45 AM  

Earguy: libranoelrose: Is that a poem that you have in you little black book?

No, I typed that out for the thread, but I did save to a text file, will probably come in handy now that my kids are of drinking age.


go back to bed
 
2013-01-01 09:52:02 AM  
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich -really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!
 
2013-01-01 09:53:50 AM  

jimmiejaz: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwic h -really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!


Great idea and movie.
 
2013-01-01 09:55:10 AM  

His Sonshine: Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)



Lots of unwed mothers come September?
 
2013-01-01 09:55:27 AM  

libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.


Heh, congrats, truthfully I can't believe I'm up at this early hour especially since I was drinking the hard stuff just like maybe 5 hours ago, oh well
/ cheers : )
 
2013-01-01 09:55:43 AM  

jimmiejaz: Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!


In between the 3 beers I had I was drinking Gatorade and eating Turkey bacon club finger sandwiches. So I'm really getting a kick....
 
2013-01-01 09:58:04 AM  
woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull
 
2013-01-01 09:58:32 AM  
 
2013-01-01 10:00:46 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

Nice : )


they just released that- glad you liked it . South Africa is joining the 21st century .
which is nice . Zef Side, yáll
Video related NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
 
2013-01-01 10:01:02 AM  

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Kiss your liver goodbye.
 
2013-01-01 10:01:12 AM  

fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull


Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (
 
2013-01-01 10:02:09 AM  

NOVanHelsing: Lots of unwed mothers come September?


Not even close. My youthgroup have all signed purity declarations declaring they won't have sex until marriage. I know this is hard to understand on fark but not everyone has to "party" to have fun.
 
2013-01-01 10:02:21 AM  
I find that Milk Thistle before you drink, water while you drink are a good way to start.
In the morning hot boiled eggs and link sausages and grits with butter and salt. This with more milk thistle and an energy drink for the vitamin B.

Then about 3 hours after you no longer feel any symptoms, start slamming water. Drink at least 3 liters of water and as many as 5 if you can tolerate it. This will flush out all the toxins the milk thistle prevented from destroying your liver.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:08 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.

Heh, congrats, truthfully I can't believe I'm up at this early hour especially since I was drinking the hard stuff just like maybe 5 hours ago, oh well
/ cheers : )


I didn't figure you to be up either, but while we're here *clink*!
 
2013-01-01 10:07:05 AM  
Oldie but greatie - lindsay buckingham go insane  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU17vvq-Ts
 
2013-01-01 10:11:30 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull

Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (


I only have one place, and they usually close by like 10. Drunk me didn't even think about pizza last night.

/waiting for chinese places to open
 
2013-01-01 10:13:00 AM  

alienated: Oldie but greatie - lindsay buckingham go insane  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU17vvq-Ts


God I haven't heard this in forever and the Die Antwoord was interesting and pretty cool : )

It's party time
 
2013-01-01 10:13:54 AM  
The Shadows - Scotch on the Socks
 
2013-01-01 10:14:06 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
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Oh wow, they still do the X's on the hands for straight edge. Brings me back to my teenage days in the 80's. Anyway, you are right, stick with the plan and stay the hell away from alcohol and other drugs. Though allow yourself some caffeine if you have that kind of tolerance. Life without tea and coffee is just not right.

But poking hungover badgers on new years day just tells me you like fighting. Easy on that. Lots of the straight edge punks I knew ended up ruining their life by fighting and getting a criminal record.
 
2013-01-01 10:17:19 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )


Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz
 
2013-01-01 10:17:41 AM  

Scruffinator: tinfoil-hat maggie: fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull

Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (

I only have one place, and they usually close by like 10. Drunk me didn't even think about pizza last night.

/waiting for chinese places to open


How long do you have to wait?
 
2013-01-01 10:18:16 AM  
I'm sick with stomach flu and was puking my guts out at 5 pm last night without a drop to drink. So.. should I eat a piece of toast or claim my New Years Resolution was to lose 5 lbs.

If I am ever able to drink again I fight hangovers with oatmeal, a long walk, and lots of water. And Aleve which is a million times better than Tylenol. As a little girl I get hungover so easily that I usually have only 2-3 beers max *or* start drinking two waters for every drink to avoid dying next to my toilet.
 
2013-01-01 10:18:59 AM  

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz


dAmmit. i should have gotten some vitamins
 
2013-01-01 10:20:58 AM  

spidermilk: I'm sick with stomach flu and was puking my guts out at 5 pm last night without a drop to drink. So.. should I eat a piece of toast or claim my New Years Resolution was to lose 5 lbs.

If I am ever able to drink again I fight hangovers with oatmeal, a long walk, and lots of water. And Aleve which is a million times better than Tylenol. As a little girl I get hungover so easily that I usually have only 2-3 beers max *or* start drinking two waters for every drink to avoid dying next to my toilet.


stomach flu sucks, get better and stop contaminating the tntrad
 
2013-01-01 10:21:17 AM  
I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.
 
2013-01-01 10:21:53 AM  

libranoelrose: get better and stop contaminating the tntrad


The what now?
 
2013-01-01 10:22:58 AM  
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Alligator Wine
 
2013-01-01 10:23:43 AM  

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz


Damn, I knew I forgot something important, although for some reason I can never make a good Bloody Mary, I always have too much or too little of something.
 
2013-01-01 10:24:25 AM  
Blind Willie McTell - I Keep On Drinkin'
 
2013-01-01 10:25:38 AM  
Uggh....

Oh, Hi Maggie.
 
2013-01-01 10:26:03 AM  
The best thing? Try to stay up 'til you're a bit sober-ish. Even a little bit helps.

My cure? Habitant Pea Soup and crackers with lots of water and gravol.

This morning? Well, acid has this way of letting me not get too stupid, even with booze. So I feel fine!!
I shall spend the day watching Simpsons reruns and playing video games!

Oh, and lots of weed. Can't forget that.

Happy New Year!!
 
2013-01-01 10:26:58 AM  
put you hand on a table and smack it with a hammer, your head want hurt any more
 
2013-01-01 10:27:57 AM  
John Lee Hooker - Whiskey & Wimmen
 
2013-01-01 10:28:04 AM  

Beerguy: Uggh....

Oh, Hi Maggie.


Morning Hon ; )

Pandora's Litterbox:
Love your tunes : )
 
2013-01-01 10:28:37 AM  

kxs401: People will give you sh*tty advice like "drink water." F*ck that, you need a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, at least one hashbrown, and a large coke with extra ice. The challenge is getting up while McDonald's is serving breakfast.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-01 10:28:55 AM  

Beerguy: Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.


Add poached eggs under that gravy and you'll have country eggs benedict. Yummy!
 
2013-01-01 10:30:52 AM  

Scruffinator: Buffet: Albert Einstein said: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

We don't expect different results. Hence hangover cures.


Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
 
2013-01-01 10:31:08 AM  
Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!
 
2013-01-01 10:32:04 AM  

abhorrent1: libranoelrose: get better and stop contaminating the tntrad

The what now?


the thrnead

you know whaat i ment

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn, I knew I forgot something important, although for some reason I can never make a good Bloody Mary, I always have too much or too little of something.


I'm trying to make this work with grapefruit juice
 
2013-01-01 10:33:21 AM  

Bwahaha: Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!


 Happy New year!
 
2013-01-01 10:34:14 AM  
no respect for anybody that eats mcdonalds, the pros eat waffle house
 
2013-01-01 10:35:13 AM  

libranoelrose: How long do you have to wait?


Till about 11am local time(half hour). I got video games to distract me in the meantime.

Buffet: Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!


Thanks! I'll be fine after I eat and shower.

Shakespeare's Sister: I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.


I want to party with you.
 
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