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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 315
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2013-01-01 08:16:02 AM  
A big can of that green Monster drink that's loaded with vitamin B helps me every time
 
2013-01-01 08:17:24 AM  
1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.
 
2013-01-01 08:19:04 AM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: 1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.


Put them in a blender, and you'll never have a hangover again. A hangover vaccine, if you will.
 
2013-01-01 08:20:38 AM  
I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
 
2013-01-01 08:23:00 AM  

video man: Chupacabra Sandwich: 1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.

Put them in a blender, and you'll never have a hangover again. A hangover vaccine, if you will.


because you won't be able to think about eating ever again?
 
2013-01-01 08:24:24 AM  
Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-01 08:25:22 AM  
Dim sun
Bloody Mary
Nap
 
2013-01-01 08:25:37 AM  
I follow up with one of these - making of fatty boom boom by Die Antwoord  NSFW  https://www.youtube.com/user/zefrecordz
 
2013-01-01 08:26:45 AM  

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


You don't belong on Fark.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:03 AM  
Morphine, dumbasses.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:29 AM  
After extensive research into alcohol sciences, I have come to the conclusion that it is a combination of two factors.

1> Dehydration
2> Electrolyte imbalance

Alcohol has a tendency to dehydrate you while at the same time a loss of electrolytes occur. The solution is to drink 1oz of water per oz of alcohol, and in addition to a multivitamin, OR 1oz Pedialyte per oz of alcohol. If this is done the same night of the drinking, then no hangover will occur.

/has 3 PHDs in alcohol sciences (consumption, manufacture, and hangover)
 
2013-01-01 08:28:41 AM  

video man: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

You don't belong on Fark.



Been here longer than you.
 
2013-01-01 08:29:44 AM  

Well, there's always ox blood.

Not sure if someone has mentioned Haejangguk?

 
2013-01-01 08:29:58 AM  
I heard one of the string brigades for the Mummers are doing a '50 Shades Of Grey' themed presentation today on Broad Street. Go down there and puke your guts out.
 
2013-01-01 08:30:08 AM  

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-01 08:30:28 AM  
My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.

On about noon, after several efforts to get him out the bed, I will roust him out with a pan of icy cold water and much yelling. Then I will make him wash the family truck, inside and out, because he has run it through the mud and puked inside it also.
I'm getting all psyched up about it. It's going to be glorious, truly a day to remember.
 
2013-01-01 08:31:04 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


ha. well played. get off your own lawn
 
2013-01-01 08:34:08 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?
 
2013-01-01 08:35:30 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]



Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???
 
2013-01-01 08:35:54 AM  
Simple, don't get hangovers. Like me:)
 
2013-01-01 08:36:13 AM  

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???


wouldn't know... i don't drink :)
 
2013-01-01 08:36:44 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???

wouldn't know... i don't drink :)


trololololol!!!
 
2013-01-01 08:37:26 AM  

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???

wouldn't know... i don't drink :)

trololololol!!!


thank you.... thank you......

/i'll be here all week
 
2013-01-01 08:39:43 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?


Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-01 08:40:00 AM  
Start drinking again.
 
2013-01-01 08:40:25 AM  
Or shot of whiskey and some pushups
 
2013-01-01 08:42:05 AM  
Stop drinking like a frat boy on his first day away from mommy. Problem solved.

/Farking amateur night
 
2013-01-01 08:44:23 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
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ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?
 
2013-01-01 08:45:15 AM  

varmitydog: My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.


If you changed the letters in your handle....Maybe he got it from you.
 
2013-01-01 08:47:17 AM  

abhorrent1: /Farking amateur night


Went to a bar for dinner yesterday at about 4 or so. Had your average dinner crowd(they have really good bar food), and a dozen or so that were clearly planning on being there all night. Amatuer night is understanding it.
 
2013-01-01 08:49:48 AM  

varmitydog: My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.

On about noon, after several efforts to get him out the bed, I will roust him out with a pan of icy cold water and much yelling. Then I will make him wash the family truck, inside and out, because he has run it through the mud and puked inside it also.
I'm getting all psyched up about it. It's going to be glorious, truly a day to remember.


How old is the boy? What you described is the rite of passage in some cultures.
 
2013-01-01 08:56:51 AM  

Scruffinator: abhorrent1: /Farking amateur night

Went to a bar for dinner yesterday at about 4 or so. Had your average dinner crowd(they have really good bar food), and a dozen or so that were clearly planning on being there all night. Amatuer night is understanding it.


We went to my sister-in-laws. I was hopeful that a house full of 40-somethings was a safe bet. Even someof them were acting like douchebags that just turned 21 and were out at the bar for the first time. Add to that all their screaming crotch fruit and I just wanted to put a bullet in my head.

/never again.
 
2013-01-01 08:57:13 AM  
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
2013-01-01 08:59:46 AM  
Www.lifesupport.com

Yes, it works.
 
2013-01-01 09:01:03 AM  
16-24oz of Gatorade (to kill the headache & start the hydration process) then switch over to water throughout the day to finish/continue hydrating your body.
 
2013-01-01 09:02:21 AM  
Got the worst hangover of my life from a brownie the other day. Still confused. Maybe it's lingering effects of a concussion it was crappy bho who knows
 
2013-01-01 09:03:02 AM  
Addendum: Any OTC pills (Tylenol, Aleve, Advil etc.) will stress your organs...
 
2013-01-01 09:06:04 AM  

alienated: I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY


Nice : )
 
2013-01-01 09:07:41 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?


I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.
 
2013-01-01 09:08:56 AM  
My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )
 
2013-01-01 09:08:57 AM  

abhorrent1: We went to my sister-in-laws. I was hopeful that a house full of 40-somethings was a safe bet. Even someof them were acting like douchebags that just turned 21 and were out at the bar for the first time. Add to that all their screaming crotch fruit and I just wanted to put a bullet in my head.

/never again.


Yeah it's not. Had the same experience with my bro-in-law's place last week(couple days before x-mas). Luckily we didn't have to stay very long.

After we got home from dinner I broke out the half gallon of vodka and played halo until I passed out. Was a good night.

/pro-tip: live 800 miles from your relatives
//working great for me
 
2013-01-01 09:10:03 AM  

Earguy: I am a man of science and medicine, so let's approach it in that manner.  A hangover is the culmination of a several conditions caused by excessive alcohol consumption.  Let's address them:

Pain/headache - NO TYLENOL.  It'll totally rip up your liver with that much alcohol being metabolized too.  Two Advil/ibuprofen are plenty.  You don't get more or faster relief with more pills, just take two.

Poop - yes, pooping will make you feel better.  Really.  As a man of science, I don't have a particular reason why.  By the time it's poop in your colon, it's not releasing toxins into your body anymore, but pooping it out really makes you feel better.

Lost electrolytes - in short, body salts were lost from all the liquids you took in, and eliminated from peeing (and maybe vomiting).  Gatorade, eh, better than nothing, but Pedialyte is better.  Dilute with ice.  But honestly, in my hangover cure I prefer soup.  Egg drop soup, or a bowl of chicken soup.  Because of all the fluids in it, it's much better than the often-recommended breakfast foods like McDonald's.  If you're after fats and protein by eating that stuff, your chicken soup will contain plenty.  Speaking of proteins and fat...

Eat the right thing - as noted, fats and protein, and electrolytes.  Chicken soup.  Chinese food like moo goo gai pan is great.  Avoid deep-fried Chinese like General Tso chicken, but stir-fry is good.  Chicken or beef chow fun is my go-to.  Much better than biscuits and pukey gravy.

Fluids and caffeine - alcohol (especially beer) is a diuretic.  If you drink 6 beers, you pee eight.  Part of the pain is dehydration.  If you're really hung over to the point of needing medical attention, they give you I.V. fluids (hydration and - surprise! Electrolytes).   Caffeine with the Advil you took will help with the headache. Some like adding sugar to the electrolyte mix, so Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew offer the most bang for your buck, but Coke/Pepsi etc. work too.  If you don't want the sugar, go f ...


Is that a poem that you have in you little black book?
 
2013-01-01 09:13:14 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )


I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?
 
2013-01-01 09:20:59 AM  
Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)
 
2013-01-01 09:21:54 AM  
Blargh. I need something with Clamato Juice.
 
2013-01-01 09:23:59 AM  

libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?


Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )
 
2013-01-01 09:27:07 AM  
For seriously bad hangovers, an orange Popsicle then back to bed.

/glad I don't drink now
//ate ice cream last night instead *burp*
 
2013-01-01 09:27:20 AM  
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His Sonshine: Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)

 
2013-01-01 09:28:10 AM  
I'm turning 40 this year. Was an enthusiastic drinker since my mid-twenties up until recently...the payoff is no longer worth the pain for me. I sipped on two whole beers last night and feel GREAT this morning.

Incidentally, I tried weed for the first time only 5 years ago and partake about three times a year socially. I'm frankly amazed by how awesome it is for me, including its properties as a Total Hangover Cure. Awaiting full legalization in 3...2...1...

/eyes thus fully opened to how society and government lies for ulterior motives
 
2013-01-01 09:29:01 AM  
I had a couple enjoyable beers last night and now I'm laughing at all your pain
 
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