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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 316
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2013-01-01 06:41:03 AM
Heroin.

If that doesn't work, more heroin.
 
2013-01-01 06:46:05 AM

crypticsatellite: violentsalvation: crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.

You can switch it back to html in your preferences.

Ah, cool! Of course, I can't find the option now, but thanks!

Also forgot to submit the Tuesday night thread last week (family xmas stuff), but will not forget tonight!


Under myFark, Preferences:
dumbimages.net
 
2013-01-01 06:58:21 AM
Gatorade is too acidic.

Go Pedialyte. But drink it with lots of ice.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:52 AM
... i worked all day yesterday,. and i'm working today, so to avoid a hang over,.. i said to hell with it all and went to bed.
 
2013-01-01 07:01:13 AM
You could not drink like me. Had fun being DD and acting as the personal bouncer for a few ladies.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:10 AM
I didn't drink. I decided to get dissociated,smoke pot and pop a few kpins to keep me from getting freaked out.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:59 AM
Probably the best hangover cure is breastmilk. But even if you can't find one that's lactating, sucking on a tit will have a pronounced placebo effect.
 
2013-01-01 07:03:03 AM
Like everybody else mentioned, greasy food, but I've also found a hot shower helps a lot too.
 
2013-01-01 07:05:45 AM

Fiction Fan: Don't drink.


what's the fun in that?
 
2013-01-01 07:06:46 AM
stay up until sober.

if the opportunity presents itself, a large plate of poutine also helps (especially since any leftovers are a ready-made breakfast)
 
2013-01-01 07:07:48 AM
Here come the moorons.
 
2013-01-01 07:08:05 AM
 
2013-01-01 07:09:55 AM
-dill pickle juice
-asparagus
-beet juice
-carrot juice.

hangover gone in 35 minutes.

/works for me every time.
//if all else fails, cocaine
 
2013-01-01 07:10:23 AM
Sleep. Stay in bed, drink some Gatorade, sleep.
 
2013-01-01 07:12:44 AM
Stick to the good stuff, Subby. I think I polished off an entire bottle of Veuve Cliquot by myself (okay, spouse had a glass before switching to beer), and I'm dandy. Drink Cook's or Korbel, and you'll feel like crap.

Also, water + Tums before bed.
 
2013-01-01 07:13:24 AM
To be honest the 1am hour is a blur but I got up at 5:45 and drove home from my friend's house. I don't feel at all hungover.
 
2013-01-01 07:15:52 AM
Actually, eating greasy food before you start drinking works better than after. Drink at least one pint glass of water every time to get up to pee during the night. Take a multivitamin.
Personally, I find that if I stick with one type of alcohol--dry, not sweet!--I feel better than if I mixed drinks. Drink slowly, don't toss down shots. If you insist on getting so hammered that you puke, you might find that vomiting actually helps, but i would really avoid that, myself.
 
2013-01-01 07:17:31 AM
Many hangover symptoms are actually a form of alcohol withdrawl, so having a beer or two usually helps me take the edge off a hangover. Then I drink some water to rehydrate, eat something greasy for nourishment, and drink a Coke for the caffeine and the carbonation.
 
2013-01-01 07:17:32 AM

monty666: Here come the moorons.


Sailing Ship Salty Bacon requesting to moor on Monty 666. Over.
 
2013-01-01 07:22:07 AM

Mitch Mitchell: monty666: Here come the moorons.

Sailing Ship Salty Bacon requesting to moor on Monty 666. Over.


That's a negative, Ghost Rider.
 
2013-01-01 07:23:18 AM
These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.
 
2013-01-01 07:25:55 AM
Bacon sandwiches are a known hangover cure. Also, if you don't want a hangover, drink a glass of water with every two drinks you have. Works wonders for feeling good in the morning.
 
2013-01-01 07:26:04 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


You joined fark when you were 8?
 
2013-01-01 07:27:15 AM
Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)
 
2013-01-01 07:28:01 AM

VJStinger: Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)


Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.
 
2013-01-01 07:28:41 AM

monty666: VJStinger: Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)

Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.


Who's in?
 
2013-01-01 07:30:01 AM
Many Mexicans swear that a big bowl of Menudo is the fix. I don't get it, personally.

edu.glogster.com
 
2013-01-01 07:32:08 AM
Oops. Wrong picture. Still don't get it.

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-01-01 07:33:15 AM

video man: SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.

You joined fark when you were 8?


I can't say I've ever heard of a Straight Edge Wiccan either.
 
2013-01-01 07:35:18 AM

Beerguy: Fark you guys....I am just gonna stay drunk..


As was shown on Mythbusters, this actually is correct.

Start drinking as soon as you wake up, and you'll feel better. Or at least you won't give a shiat. Either way is fine.

They also proved that greasy food helps.

//I SO would love to have their job!
 
2013-01-01 07:35:38 AM
I got my first Earth Mother/Crisis tattoo at age 16.
 
2013-01-01 07:35:40 AM

monty666: Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.

video man: monty666: Who's in?


i1091.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 07:38:54 AM
Whatever you do, don't try a wife and a 3 yr old and 6:30 am..it's not working
 
2013-01-01 07:39:03 AM

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!


Or, don't drink too much. New Year's Eve is amateur night. Those of us who are professional drinkers know our limit and never have hangovers. All of the amateurs who don't know their limit and think they can go out and hang with the big boys one night a year without the constant, unrelenting training it takes to stay in top form? They get what they deserve. And it certainly isn't my sympathy.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:21 AM
Spanish Omelette. Almost as good as Menudo.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:41 AM
Drink water while out partying. When you wake up, drink some more water and some Gatorade/powerade, then eat some greasy food.

You're welcome. Successfully avoided hangovers all my life.
 
2013-01-01 07:43:58 AM
I dont get hangovers. Seriously. 3 shots, 6 beers and two glasses of wine and Im chipper as fark in the morning!

However, I do like an icee pop in the morning for the sugar and liquid.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:50 AM
No hangovers for me. Got puked on once and almost a second time. Had to the the scene sketch for a multi-fatality wreck. Booze, ice, and high center of gravity vehicles don't mix. Yuck.

\Bed time
 
2013-01-01 07:49:14 AM

INeedAName: I dont get hangovers. Seriously. 3 shots, 6 beers and two glasses of wine and Im chipper as fark in the morning!

However, I do like an icee pop in the morning for the sugar and liquid.


Do you weigh like.. 30 pounds or something?
 
2013-01-01 07:53:56 AM
I think the solution involves fluids, salt, carbs. So, Gatorade is good, or some unhealthy breakfast combo with juice and water. Healthy eating does not cure a hangover.
 
2013-01-01 07:54:44 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, picture made me giggle like a loon.

Wish I had some advice for you, submitter.


You are correct.

That is a humorous image.
 
2013-01-01 07:57:20 AM

carnifex2005: Bacon sandwiches are a known hangover cure. Also, if you don't want a hangover, drink a glass of water with every two drinks you have. Works wonders for feeling good in the morning.


I have never seen such a horizontal reply.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:40 AM
I am a man of science and medicine, so let's approach it in that manner.  A hangover is the culmination of a several conditions caused by excessive alcohol consumption.  Let's address them:

Pain/headache - NO TYLENOL.  It'll totally rip up your liver with that much alcohol being metabolized too.  Two Advil/ibuprofen are plenty.  You don't get more or faster relief with more pills, just take two.

Poop - yes, pooping will make you feel better.  Really.  As a man of science, I don't have a particular reason why.  By the time it's poop in your colon, it's not releasing toxins into your body anymore, but pooping it out really makes you feel better.

Lost electrolytes - in short, body salts were lost from all the liquids you took in, and eliminated from peeing (and maybe vomiting).  Gatorade, eh, better than nothing, but Pedialyte is better.  Dilute with ice.  But honestly, in my hangover cure I prefer soup.  Egg drop soup, or a bowl of chicken soup.  Because of all the fluids in it, it's much better than the often-recommended breakfast foods like McDonald's.  If you're after fats and protein by eating that stuff, your chicken soup will contain plenty.  Speaking of proteins and fat...

Eat the right thing - as noted, fats and protein, and electrolytes.  Chicken soup.  Chinese food like moo goo gai pan is great.  Avoid deep-fried Chinese like General Tso chicken, but stir-fry is good.  Chicken or beef chow fun is my go-to.  Much better than biscuits and pukey gravy.

Fluids and caffeine - alcohol (especially beer) is a diuretic.  If you drink 6 beers, you pee eight.  Part of the pain is dehydration.  If you're really hung over to the point of needing medical attention, they give you I.V. fluids (hydration and - surprise! Electrolytes).   Caffeine with the Advil you took will help with the headache. Some like adding sugar to the electrolyte mix, so Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew offer the most bang for your buck, but Coke/Pepsi etc. work too.  If you don't want the sugar, go for coffee.  If you think you're going to go back to bed, skip the caffeine and just have a tall glass of water.

Vitamins - now that you've got something in your stomach, you can address the fact that with all that drinking and peeing, you've also lost your water-soluble vitamins.  A B-complex with C will help a lot (and doctors will also give a vitamin B shot to people with severe hangovers).  If you don't have that, a multivitamin like a Centrum will help too.  Just don't take this stuff on an empty stomach, it's pretty miserable and nauseating.

Sleep - yes, sleep it off.  Another hour or two of sleep will help you feel a lot better.  So do the above things, skip the caffeine, and go back to bed.
 
2013-01-01 08:04:13 AM
First thing in the morning woof down four to five chunks of pickled herring.
 
2013-01-01 08:04:43 AM
Tacos and opiates.
 
2013-01-01 08:07:13 AM
Alka-Seltzer Morning Relief works really well. It's just Aspirin, Caffeine, and Seltzer if you want to do it at home.
 
2013-01-01 08:08:18 AM
a cheese and mushroom omelet prior to crashing = no hangover. Happy New Year!
 
2013-01-01 08:10:30 AM
Responsible drinking, I guess.

Plenty of water when I was done with the Champagne, Dovak, and Gran Mar. Stumbling around a little more than usual, but nothing a mug of hot tea and an aspirin won't fix.
 
2013-01-01 08:14:07 AM
I turn on a little soothing music and put a cold wet towel over my eyes.

/I also don't drink.
 
2013-01-01 08:15:35 AM
Well, I'll laugh at you for a bit then I'll hand you a pitcher of water to drink and call you a sissy.
 
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