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2013-01-01 02:55:46 AM
Okay, picture made me giggle like a loon.

Wish I had some advice for you, submitter.
 
2013-01-01 02:56:40 AM
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2013-01-01 02:56:42 AM
Maybe you should rugged-up, pukemitter.
 
2013-01-01 02:57:32 AM
Stay drunk.
 
2013-01-01 02:59:16 AM
Caesar
 
2013-01-01 02:59:57 AM
i heard bacon helps. I think its the grease, so in lieu of bacon just chug some canola oil
 
2013-01-01 03:00:20 AM
People will give you sh*tty advice like "drink water." F*ck that, you need a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, at least one hashbrown, and a large coke with extra ice. The challenge is getting up while McDonald's is serving breakfast.
 
2013-01-01 03:00:54 AM
Fark you guys....I am just gonna stay drunk..
 
2013-01-01 03:01:04 AM

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Oh!  That's biscuits and gravy (I think).  For a while, I thought you were encouraging people to eat their vomit.
 
2013-01-01 03:02:41 AM
Other than greasy food, I have found this liquid vitamin concoction to almost be a miracle worker:

http://www.amazon.com/Source-Life-Liquid-Tropical-Fruit/dp/B003BI2E3 E/

Add a cap full to a pint glass, fill with water, drink.

/also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.
 
2013-01-01 03:02:55 AM
Don't drink.
 
2013-01-01 03:03:05 AM
Double strength EmergenC and go back to bed
 
2013-01-01 03:03:15 AM
Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.
 
2013-01-01 03:04:51 AM
Also, a lot of water. But the rest of what I said, too.
 
2013-01-01 03:04:51 AM
I don't know, I'm hardly hungover all that much. If I'm drinking that much I drink and bunch of water with my drinks and then when I wake up I eat some nasty greasy food like french fries and fried chicken and I'm good. Laying around complaining and trying to sleep it off doesn't help me.
 
2013-01-01 03:05:58 AM

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Oh!  That's biscuits and gravy (I think).  For a while, I thought you were encouraging people to eat their vomit.

Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.


Damn, I am too drunk to even quote someone properly...my bad
 
2013-01-01 03:06:35 AM
4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.
 
2013-01-01 03:08:53 AM

crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.


You can switch it back to html in your preferences.
 
2013-01-01 03:10:15 AM

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.
 
2013-01-01 03:15:33 AM
Hair of the dog.  There is no other way.
 
2013-01-01 03:16:56 AM

violentsalvation: crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.

You can switch it back to html in your preferences.


Ah, cool! Of course, I can't find the option now, but thanks!

Also forgot to submit the Tuesday night thread last week (family xmas stuff), but will not forget tonight!
 
2013-01-01 03:17:18 AM

Pokey.Clyde: professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.

Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.


Yeah man, booze plus Tylenol will eventually require a transplant, Larry Hagman style.
 
2013-01-01 03:18:24 AM
Hair of the frog.  Kermit DeFrog, that is.
 
2013-01-01 03:20:05 AM
Well, I think I'm going to fall asleep to the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy. Happy New Year, y'all!
 
2013-01-01 03:20:31 AM
Lots of water, lots of sleep, ibuprofen, this green sticky stuff, and a bowl of pho

You'll feel like a million bucks after
 
2013-01-01 03:25:20 AM
Coffee, antacid, 2 ibuprofen, a vitamin B tablet, toast, scrambled eggs. Go back to bed, put on air conditioning or a fan or open a window or something, just get some cool air moving in the room. Promise to never do it again if you can only get through this.
 
2013-01-01 03:26:50 AM
Happy New Year, subby!

I dealt with my Hangover by....experiencing it a second time-a sequel, if you will.

That turned out to be an extremely effective remedy!

/That....wasn't much help, huh?
 
2013-01-01 03:32:46 AM
Spicey Bloody Mary or 2, breakfast, water and nap.
Or, 2 dark beers and a EggMcMuffin or some such.
 
2013-01-01 03:39:43 AM

Pokey.Clyde: professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.

Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.


In all honesty it takes daily usage for a few years before Tylenol starts to hurt your liver.
 
2013-01-01 03:56:26 AM
An EMT friend of mine was always quick to point out that a hangover is mostly dehydration, coupled with acute vitamin deficiency. Alcohol, being a diuretic, tends to leech water soluble vitamins from your body (b, c, etc). A multivitamin (careful with the iron, iron + alcohol is not good for your liver (if you party hard and often, worth it to seek out a multivitamin sans iron)) and a quart or two of water and youre good to go.

That farkers hangover cure was a banana bag and O2 though, but us average schlubs dont exactly have access to that stuff on a day to day basis.

AVOID TYLENOL.

Acetaminophen is the leading cause of liver failure nowadays, including alcohol. Analgesics + alcohol arent a good idea anyway, ibuprofin + alcohol is bad for your stomach, same for asprin, nasids+alcohol are probably bad somehow too... Opiates are probably the safest (long term) bet for a hangover, but not if youre still drunk. No real long term effects like ulcers or liver damage, but those short term effects (severe respiratory and cardiac depression) can be a biatch. Not that ive never taken a percocet leftover from dental work and had a big greasy breakfast to cure a hangover...

/make the bacon first and put it in a low oven to keep warm
//fry anything else, pancakes, eggs, potatoes; in the bacon grease
 
2013-01-01 04:00:48 AM
Good thing I smoked weed and didn't drink. NO HANGOVER FOR ME.
 
2013-01-01 04:00:56 AM
Just tough it out, Nancy.
 
2013-01-01 04:01:34 AM

rappy: In all honesty it takes daily usage for a few years before Tylenol starts to hurt your liver.


Nope. BiL is a pharmacist, he avoids tylenol whenever he can. 4g (8 extra strength tylenol) a day is the absolute max, combine a drink or two with that and youre talking 1/4 that (only 1g, or 2 extra strength pills) to start damaging your liver. Just dont.
 
2013-01-01 04:05:06 AM

video man: Good thing I smoked weed and didn't drink. NO HANGOVER FOR ME.


Weed is awesome for hangovers too, before and after. Back when i smoked a lot, getting crunk would definitly result in a reduced hangover, and wake and bake definitely helps, and not just because you want a big greasy breakfast.
 
2013-01-01 04:05:37 AM
Greasy food and a glass of juice. (anything that will coat the stomach)
 
2013-01-01 04:07:26 AM
5x 2/3 bottles of wine tonight and some shots, this thread has inspired me to go make custard for french toast tomorrow and move some bacon from the freezer to the fridge to thaw for tomorrow. And reminded me to drink a bigass glass olass of water.
 
2013-01-01 04:08:11 AM

Cyno01: Nope. BiL is a pharmacist


And I have RN's and a physician in my family. Cool story bro amirite?

A couple of tylenol after drinking isn't going to put you into liver failure
 
2013-01-01 04:10:42 AM
DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!
 
2013-01-01 04:13:32 AM

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!


I just got home from work about an hour ago and still haven't had a drink and don't plan to. If that makes you feel better.
 
2013-01-01 04:36:42 AM

rappy: flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!

I just got home from work about an hour ago and still haven't had a drink and don't plan to. If that makes you feel better.


I'm getting drunk on DBZ if that counts for anything. It's still cheesy as hell but fun.
 
2013-01-01 04:38:42 AM
Hook up to an saline IV before bed, or after is quick cure.  So I've heard from an army doctor.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 04:39:36 AM
The trick is to never stop drinking.

This solution is flawless.  There are no adverse effects.
 
2013-01-01 04:45:31 AM
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It has lots of vitamin B.
 
2013-01-01 04:46:04 AM

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!


Where do you live that has no open markets or bars?
 
2013-01-01 04:56:43 AM
Drink a prairie oyster.
 
2013-01-01 05:12:55 AM

AbbeySomeone: flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!

Where do you live that has no open markets or bars?


Rural Kentucky. It's a terrible place.
 
2013-01-01 05:25:30 AM

doglover: Drink a prairie oyster.

amber moon

better
 
2013-01-01 05:39:12 AM
I read this as "how do you deal with a pounding?".
 
2013-01-01 05:53:14 AM
www.bbc.co.uk
Drinking heavily the night before?
 
2013-01-01 06:27:21 AM

rappy: Lots of water, lots of sleep, ibuprofen, this green sticky stuff, and a bowl of pho

You'll feel like a million bucks after


Or, just stick to the green, sticky stuff and not ever have to worry about a hangover.
 
2013-01-01 06:41:03 AM
Heroin.

If that doesn't work, more heroin.
 
2013-01-01 06:46:05 AM

crypticsatellite: violentsalvation: crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.

You can switch it back to html in your preferences.

Ah, cool! Of course, I can't find the option now, but thanks!

Also forgot to submit the Tuesday night thread last week (family xmas stuff), but will not forget tonight!


Under myFark, Preferences:
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2013-01-01 06:58:21 AM
Gatorade is too acidic.

Go Pedialyte. But drink it with lots of ice.
 
2013-01-01 06:59:52 AM
... i worked all day yesterday,. and i'm working today, so to avoid a hang over,.. i said to hell with it all and went to bed.
 
2013-01-01 07:01:13 AM
You could not drink like me. Had fun being DD and acting as the personal bouncer for a few ladies.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:10 AM
I didn't drink. I decided to get dissociated,smoke pot and pop a few kpins to keep me from getting freaked out.
 
2013-01-01 07:02:59 AM
Probably the best hangover cure is breastmilk. But even if you can't find one that's lactating, sucking on a tit will have a pronounced placebo effect.
 
2013-01-01 07:03:03 AM
Like everybody else mentioned, greasy food, but I've also found a hot shower helps a lot too.
 
2013-01-01 07:05:45 AM

Fiction Fan: Don't drink.


what's the fun in that?
 
2013-01-01 07:06:46 AM
stay up until sober.

if the opportunity presents itself, a large plate of poutine also helps (especially since any leftovers are a ready-made breakfast)
 
2013-01-01 07:07:48 AM
Here come the moorons.
 
2013-01-01 07:08:05 AM
 
2013-01-01 07:09:55 AM
-dill pickle juice
-asparagus
-beet juice
-carrot juice.

hangover gone in 35 minutes.

/works for me every time.
//if all else fails, cocaine
 
2013-01-01 07:10:23 AM
Sleep. Stay in bed, drink some Gatorade, sleep.
 
2013-01-01 07:12:44 AM
Stick to the good stuff, Subby. I think I polished off an entire bottle of Veuve Cliquot by myself (okay, spouse had a glass before switching to beer), and I'm dandy. Drink Cook's or Korbel, and you'll feel like crap.

Also, water + Tums before bed.
 
2013-01-01 07:13:24 AM
To be honest the 1am hour is a blur but I got up at 5:45 and drove home from my friend's house. I don't feel at all hungover.
 
2013-01-01 07:15:52 AM
Actually, eating greasy food before you start drinking works better than after. Drink at least one pint glass of water every time to get up to pee during the night. Take a multivitamin.
Personally, I find that if I stick with one type of alcohol--dry, not sweet!--I feel better than if I mixed drinks. Drink slowly, don't toss down shots. If you insist on getting so hammered that you puke, you might find that vomiting actually helps, but i would really avoid that, myself.
 
2013-01-01 07:17:31 AM
Many hangover symptoms are actually a form of alcohol withdrawl, so having a beer or two usually helps me take the edge off a hangover. Then I drink some water to rehydrate, eat something greasy for nourishment, and drink a Coke for the caffeine and the carbonation.
 
2013-01-01 07:17:32 AM

monty666: Here come the moorons.


Sailing Ship Salty Bacon requesting to moor on Monty 666. Over.
 
2013-01-01 07:22:07 AM

Mitch Mitchell: monty666: Here come the moorons.

Sailing Ship Salty Bacon requesting to moor on Monty 666. Over.


That's a negative, Ghost Rider.
 
2013-01-01 07:23:18 AM
These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.
 
2013-01-01 07:25:55 AM
Bacon sandwiches are a known hangover cure. Also, if you don't want a hangover, drink a glass of water with every two drinks you have. Works wonders for feeling good in the morning.
 
2013-01-01 07:26:04 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


You joined fark when you were 8?
 
2013-01-01 07:27:15 AM
Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)
 
2013-01-01 07:28:01 AM

VJStinger: Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)


Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.
 
2013-01-01 07:28:41 AM

monty666: VJStinger: Assloads of water. Drink as much of it that is humanly possible before you pass out. Don't worry if you have to piss, that is actually a good thing. The sooner and more frequent the better. Clears you out. Zero headache when you wake up :)

Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.


Who's in?
 
2013-01-01 07:30:01 AM
Many Mexicans swear that a big bowl of Menudo is the fix. I don't get it, personally.

edu.glogster.com
 
2013-01-01 07:32:08 AM
Oops. Wrong picture. Still don't get it.

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-01-01 07:33:15 AM

video man: SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.

You joined fark when you were 8?


I can't say I've ever heard of a Straight Edge Wiccan either.
 
2013-01-01 07:35:18 AM

Beerguy: Fark you guys....I am just gonna stay drunk..


As was shown on Mythbusters, this actually is correct.

Start drinking as soon as you wake up, and you'll feel better. Or at least you won't give a shiat. Either way is fine.

They also proved that greasy food helps.

//I SO would love to have their job!
 
2013-01-01 07:35:38 AM
I got my first Earth Mother/Crisis tattoo at age 16.
 
2013-01-01 07:35:40 AM

monty666: Don't listen to him. He's a urine fetishist.

video man: monty666: Who's in?


i1091.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 07:38:54 AM
Whatever you do, don't try a wife and a 3 yr old and 6:30 am..it's not working
 
2013-01-01 07:39:03 AM

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!


Or, don't drink too much. New Year's Eve is amateur night. Those of us who are professional drinkers know our limit and never have hangovers. All of the amateurs who don't know their limit and think they can go out and hang with the big boys one night a year without the constant, unrelenting training it takes to stay in top form? They get what they deserve. And it certainly isn't my sympathy.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:21 AM
Spanish Omelette. Almost as good as Menudo.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:41 AM
Drink water while out partying. When you wake up, drink some more water and some Gatorade/powerade, then eat some greasy food.

You're welcome. Successfully avoided hangovers all my life.
 
2013-01-01 07:43:58 AM
I dont get hangovers. Seriously. 3 shots, 6 beers and two glasses of wine and Im chipper as fark in the morning!

However, I do like an icee pop in the morning for the sugar and liquid.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:50 AM
No hangovers for me. Got puked on once and almost a second time. Had to the the scene sketch for a multi-fatality wreck. Booze, ice, and high center of gravity vehicles don't mix. Yuck.

\Bed time
 
2013-01-01 07:49:14 AM

INeedAName: I dont get hangovers. Seriously. 3 shots, 6 beers and two glasses of wine and Im chipper as fark in the morning!

However, I do like an icee pop in the morning for the sugar and liquid.


Do you weigh like.. 30 pounds or something?
 
2013-01-01 07:53:56 AM
I think the solution involves fluids, salt, carbs. So, Gatorade is good, or some unhealthy breakfast combo with juice and water. Healthy eating does not cure a hangover.
 
2013-01-01 07:54:44 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, picture made me giggle like a loon.

Wish I had some advice for you, submitter.


You are correct.

That is a humorous image.
 
2013-01-01 07:57:20 AM

carnifex2005: Bacon sandwiches are a known hangover cure. Also, if you don't want a hangover, drink a glass of water with every two drinks you have. Works wonders for feeling good in the morning.


I have never seen such a horizontal reply.
 
2013-01-01 08:00:40 AM
I am a man of science and medicine, so let's approach it in that manner.  A hangover is the culmination of a several conditions caused by excessive alcohol consumption.  Let's address them:

Pain/headache - NO TYLENOL.  It'll totally rip up your liver with that much alcohol being metabolized too.  Two Advil/ibuprofen are plenty.  You don't get more or faster relief with more pills, just take two.

Poop - yes, pooping will make you feel better.  Really.  As a man of science, I don't have a particular reason why.  By the time it's poop in your colon, it's not releasing toxins into your body anymore, but pooping it out really makes you feel better.

Lost electrolytes - in short, body salts were lost from all the liquids you took in, and eliminated from peeing (and maybe vomiting).  Gatorade, eh, better than nothing, but Pedialyte is better.  Dilute with ice.  But honestly, in my hangover cure I prefer soup.  Egg drop soup, or a bowl of chicken soup.  Because of all the fluids in it, it's much better than the often-recommended breakfast foods like McDonald's.  If you're after fats and protein by eating that stuff, your chicken soup will contain plenty.  Speaking of proteins and fat...

Eat the right thing - as noted, fats and protein, and electrolytes.  Chicken soup.  Chinese food like moo goo gai pan is great.  Avoid deep-fried Chinese like General Tso chicken, but stir-fry is good.  Chicken or beef chow fun is my go-to.  Much better than biscuits and pukey gravy.

Fluids and caffeine - alcohol (especially beer) is a diuretic.  If you drink 6 beers, you pee eight.  Part of the pain is dehydration.  If you're really hung over to the point of needing medical attention, they give you I.V. fluids (hydration and - surprise! Electrolytes).   Caffeine with the Advil you took will help with the headache. Some like adding sugar to the electrolyte mix, so Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew offer the most bang for your buck, but Coke/Pepsi etc. work too.  If you don't want the sugar, go for coffee.  If you think you're going to go back to bed, skip the caffeine and just have a tall glass of water.

Vitamins - now that you've got something in your stomach, you can address the fact that with all that drinking and peeing, you've also lost your water-soluble vitamins.  A B-complex with C will help a lot (and doctors will also give a vitamin B shot to people with severe hangovers).  If you don't have that, a multivitamin like a Centrum will help too.  Just don't take this stuff on an empty stomach, it's pretty miserable and nauseating.

Sleep - yes, sleep it off.  Another hour or two of sleep will help you feel a lot better.  So do the above things, skip the caffeine, and go back to bed.
 
2013-01-01 08:04:13 AM
First thing in the morning woof down four to five chunks of pickled herring.
 
2013-01-01 08:04:43 AM
Tacos and opiates.
 
2013-01-01 08:07:13 AM
Alka-Seltzer Morning Relief works really well. It's just Aspirin, Caffeine, and Seltzer if you want to do it at home.
 
2013-01-01 08:08:18 AM
a cheese and mushroom omelet prior to crashing = no hangover. Happy New Year!
 
2013-01-01 08:10:30 AM
Responsible drinking, I guess.

Plenty of water when I was done with the Champagne, Dovak, and Gran Mar. Stumbling around a little more than usual, but nothing a mug of hot tea and an aspirin won't fix.
 
2013-01-01 08:14:07 AM
I turn on a little soothing music and put a cold wet towel over my eyes.

/I also don't drink.
 
2013-01-01 08:15:35 AM
Well, I'll laugh at you for a bit then I'll hand you a pitcher of water to drink and call you a sissy.
 
2013-01-01 08:15:48 AM
hangovers are for pussies. live drunk.

/ sober alcoholic, just kidding
 
2013-01-01 08:16:02 AM
A big can of that green Monster drink that's loaded with vitamin B helps me every time
 
2013-01-01 08:17:24 AM
1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.
 
2013-01-01 08:19:04 AM

Chupacabra Sandwich: 1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.


Put them in a blender, and you'll never have a hangover again. A hangover vaccine, if you will.
 
2013-01-01 08:20:38 AM
I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
 
2013-01-01 08:23:00 AM

video man: Chupacabra Sandwich: 1. Menudo
2. Mongolian Barbecue
3. Ibuprofen
4. Gatorade


Some combination of those four.

Put them in a blender, and you'll never have a hangover again. A hangover vaccine, if you will.


because you won't be able to think about eating ever again?
 
2013-01-01 08:24:24 AM
Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-01 08:25:22 AM
Dim sun
Bloody Mary
Nap
 
2013-01-01 08:25:37 AM
I follow up with one of these - making of fatty boom boom by Die Antwoord  NSFW  https://www.youtube.com/user/zefrecordz
 
2013-01-01 08:26:45 AM

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


You don't belong on Fark.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:03 AM
Morphine, dumbasses.
 
2013-01-01 08:28:29 AM
After extensive research into alcohol sciences, I have come to the conclusion that it is a combination of two factors.

1> Dehydration
2> Electrolyte imbalance

Alcohol has a tendency to dehydrate you while at the same time a loss of electrolytes occur. The solution is to drink 1oz of water per oz of alcohol, and in addition to a multivitamin, OR 1oz Pedialyte per oz of alcohol. If this is done the same night of the drinking, then no hangover will occur.

/has 3 PHDs in alcohol sciences (consumption, manufacture, and hangover)
 
2013-01-01 08:28:41 AM

video man: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

You don't belong on Fark.



Been here longer than you.
 
2013-01-01 08:29:44 AM

Well, there's always ox blood.

Not sure if someone has mentioned Haejangguk?

 
2013-01-01 08:29:58 AM
I heard one of the string brigades for the Mummers are doing a '50 Shades Of Grey' themed presentation today on Broad Street. Go down there and puke your guts out.
 
2013-01-01 08:30:08 AM

lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-01 08:30:28 AM
My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.

On about noon, after several efforts to get him out the bed, I will roust him out with a pan of icy cold water and much yelling. Then I will make him wash the family truck, inside and out, because he has run it through the mud and puked inside it also.
I'm getting all psyched up about it. It's going to be glorious, truly a day to remember.
 
2013-01-01 08:31:04 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


ha. well played. get off your own lawn
 
2013-01-01 08:34:08 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?
 
2013-01-01 08:35:30 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]



Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???
 
2013-01-01 08:35:54 AM
Simple, don't get hangovers. Like me:)
 
2013-01-01 08:36:13 AM

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???


wouldn't know... i don't drink :)
 
2013-01-01 08:36:44 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???

wouldn't know... i don't drink :)


trololololol!!!
 
2013-01-01 08:37:26 AM

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: lordjupiter: Only one way: Grow up, get smart, and stop drinking so much or at all.

You're welcome.

[media.comicvine.com image 191x300]


Thank you.

How's that buzz feel this morning? Biology, how the fark does it work???

wouldn't know... i don't drink :)

trololololol!!!


thank you.... thank you......

/i'll be here all week
 
2013-01-01 08:39:43 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?


Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-01 08:40:00 AM
Start drinking again.
 
2013-01-01 08:40:25 AM
Or shot of whiskey and some pushups
 
2013-01-01 08:42:05 AM
Stop drinking like a frat boy on his first day away from mommy. Problem solved.

/Farking amateur night
 
2013-01-01 08:44:23 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
[i50.tinypic.com image 500x307]


ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?
 
2013-01-01 08:45:15 AM

varmitydog: My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.


If you changed the letters in your handle....Maybe he got it from you.
 
2013-01-01 08:47:17 AM

abhorrent1: /Farking amateur night


Went to a bar for dinner yesterday at about 4 or so. Had your average dinner crowd(they have really good bar food), and a dozen or so that were clearly planning on being there all night. Amatuer night is understanding it.
 
2013-01-01 08:49:48 AM

varmitydog: My boy went out and got himself snockered last night. Threw up all over the bathroom.

On about noon, after several efforts to get him out the bed, I will roust him out with a pan of icy cold water and much yelling. Then I will make him wash the family truck, inside and out, because he has run it through the mud and puked inside it also.
I'm getting all psyched up about it. It's going to be glorious, truly a day to remember.


How old is the boy? What you described is the rite of passage in some cultures.
 
2013-01-01 08:56:51 AM

Scruffinator: abhorrent1: /Farking amateur night

Went to a bar for dinner yesterday at about 4 or so. Had your average dinner crowd(they have really good bar food), and a dozen or so that were clearly planning on being there all night. Amatuer night is understanding it.


We went to my sister-in-laws. I was hopeful that a house full of 40-somethings was a safe bet. Even someof them were acting like douchebags that just turned 21 and were out at the bar for the first time. Add to that all their screaming crotch fruit and I just wanted to put a bullet in my head.

/never again.
 
2013-01-01 08:57:13 AM
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
2013-01-01 08:59:46 AM
Www.lifesupport.com

Yes, it works.
 
2013-01-01 09:01:03 AM
16-24oz of Gatorade (to kill the headache & start the hydration process) then switch over to water throughout the day to finish/continue hydrating your body.
 
2013-01-01 09:02:21 AM
Got the worst hangover of my life from a brownie the other day. Still confused. Maybe it's lingering effects of a concussion it was crappy bho who knows
 
2013-01-01 09:03:02 AM
Addendum: Any OTC pills (Tylenol, Aleve, Advil etc.) will stress your organs...
 
2013-01-01 09:06:04 AM

alienated: I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY


Nice : )
 
2013-01-01 09:07:41 AM
i48.tinypic.com

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?


I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.
 
2013-01-01 09:08:56 AM
My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )
 
2013-01-01 09:08:57 AM

abhorrent1: We went to my sister-in-laws. I was hopeful that a house full of 40-somethings was a safe bet. Even someof them were acting like douchebags that just turned 21 and were out at the bar for the first time. Add to that all their screaming crotch fruit and I just wanted to put a bullet in my head.

/never again.


Yeah it's not. Had the same experience with my bro-in-law's place last week(couple days before x-mas). Luckily we didn't have to stay very long.

After we got home from dinner I broke out the half gallon of vodka and played halo until I passed out. Was a good night.

/pro-tip: live 800 miles from your relatives
//working great for me
 
2013-01-01 09:10:03 AM

Earguy: I am a man of science and medicine, so let's approach it in that manner.  A hangover is the culmination of a several conditions caused by excessive alcohol consumption.  Let's address them:

Pain/headache - NO TYLENOL.  It'll totally rip up your liver with that much alcohol being metabolized too.  Two Advil/ibuprofen are plenty.  You don't get more or faster relief with more pills, just take two.

Poop - yes, pooping will make you feel better.  Really.  As a man of science, I don't have a particular reason why.  By the time it's poop in your colon, it's not releasing toxins into your body anymore, but pooping it out really makes you feel better.

Lost electrolytes - in short, body salts were lost from all the liquids you took in, and eliminated from peeing (and maybe vomiting).  Gatorade, eh, better than nothing, but Pedialyte is better.  Dilute with ice.  But honestly, in my hangover cure I prefer soup.  Egg drop soup, or a bowl of chicken soup.  Because of all the fluids in it, it's much better than the often-recommended breakfast foods like McDonald's.  If you're after fats and protein by eating that stuff, your chicken soup will contain plenty.  Speaking of proteins and fat...

Eat the right thing - as noted, fats and protein, and electrolytes.  Chicken soup.  Chinese food like moo goo gai pan is great.  Avoid deep-fried Chinese like General Tso chicken, but stir-fry is good.  Chicken or beef chow fun is my go-to.  Much better than biscuits and pukey gravy.

Fluids and caffeine - alcohol (especially beer) is a diuretic.  If you drink 6 beers, you pee eight.  Part of the pain is dehydration.  If you're really hung over to the point of needing medical attention, they give you I.V. fluids (hydration and - surprise! Electrolytes).   Caffeine with the Advil you took will help with the headache. Some like adding sugar to the electrolyte mix, so Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew offer the most bang for your buck, but Coke/Pepsi etc. work too.  If you don't want the sugar, go f ...


Is that a poem that you have in you little black book?
 
2013-01-01 09:13:14 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )


I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?
 
2013-01-01 09:20:59 AM
Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)
 
2013-01-01 09:21:54 AM
Blargh. I need something with Clamato Juice.
 
2013-01-01 09:23:59 AM

libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?


Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )
 
2013-01-01 09:27:07 AM
For seriously bad hangovers, an orange Popsicle then back to bed.

/glad I don't drink now
//ate ice cream last night instead *burp*
 
2013-01-01 09:27:20 AM
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His Sonshine: Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)

 
2013-01-01 09:28:10 AM
I'm turning 40 this year. Was an enthusiastic drinker since my mid-twenties up until recently...the payoff is no longer worth the pain for me. I sipped on two whole beers last night and feel GREAT this morning.

Incidentally, I tried weed for the first time only 5 years ago and partake about three times a year socially. I'm frankly amazed by how awesome it is for me, including its properties as a Total Hangover Cure. Awaiting full legalization in 3...2...1...

/eyes thus fully opened to how society and government lies for ulterior motives
 
2013-01-01 09:29:01 AM
I had a couple enjoyable beers last night and now I'm laughing at all your pain
 
2013-01-01 09:30:58 AM
Albert Einstein said: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
I don't drink alcohol. I have no hangover. I felt like a million bucks this morning!
 
2013-01-01 09:32:43 AM

Buffet: Albert Einstein said: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."


We don't expect different results. Hence hangover cures.
 
2013-01-01 09:33:06 AM

libranoelrose: Is that a poem that you have in you little black book?


No, I typed that out for the thread, but I did save to a text file, will probably come in handy now that my kids are of drinking age.
 
2013-01-01 09:33:28 AM
cdn.shopify.com

Meant to get an image into the last post.
 
2013-01-01 09:35:19 AM
Scruffinator: How old is the boy? What you described is the rite of passage in some cultures.

He's 17. He worked a catering job in town and got back right before 5 am which is why I'm letting him sleep.
 
2013-01-01 09:35:44 AM
His Sonshine:

My opposite idea of fun is being locked up, no matter what the underlying rationale.
 
2013-01-01 09:35:57 AM
asparagus, bananas, fluid with electrolytes
 
2013-01-01 09:37:45 AM
Don't drink so much that it makes you feel like shiat? It took me one (1) time to learn this.

I sound like a blast at parties.
 
2013-01-01 09:38:17 AM
kill myself. I've been doing it for years now
 
2013-01-01 09:38:44 AM
I turned 40 last year, and I have discovered a few good things about it. For one, I'm not waking up hungover as hell next to some bar skank this morning.
 
2013-01-01 09:40:57 AM

ModernPrimitive01: I had a couple enjoyable beers last night and now I'm laughing at all your pain


I only had 3. Unfortunately it was Miller Light cause I didn't bring my own and that was all they had.

/should have brought something.
 
2013-01-01 09:41:31 AM
Suffer, looser moorons. Then, eat pie and drink coffee, perform the three morning S's (Shiat, Shower, and Shave), and get ready to DRINK MO' BEER and watch FOO'BAA!
 
kth
2013-01-01 09:41:51 AM
Revive vitamin water, toast and tortilla chips always helped me in my drinking days. Lots of coffee and diet coke, and aleve.
 
2013-01-01 09:42:47 AM
Irn Bru

www.studyglasgow.co.uk

plus a full Scottish breakfast

farm4.staticflickr.com

Works every time.
 
2013-01-01 09:48:13 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )


They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.
 
2013-01-01 09:49:45 AM

Earguy: libranoelrose: Is that a poem that you have in you little black book?

No, I typed that out for the thread, but I did save to a text file, will probably come in handy now that my kids are of drinking age.


go back to bed
 
2013-01-01 09:52:02 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich -really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!
 
2013-01-01 09:53:50 AM

jimmiejaz: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwic h -really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!


Great idea and movie.
 
2013-01-01 09:55:10 AM

His Sonshine: Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober and satisfied)



Lots of unwed mothers come September?
 
2013-01-01 09:55:27 AM

libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.


Heh, congrats, truthfully I can't believe I'm up at this early hour especially since I was drinking the hard stuff just like maybe 5 hours ago, oh well
/ cheers : )
 
2013-01-01 09:55:43 AM

jimmiejaz: Bacon and bacon.

/electrolytes, it's what plants crave!


In between the 3 beers I had I was drinking Gatorade and eating Turkey bacon club finger sandwiches. So I'm really getting a kick....
 
2013-01-01 09:58:04 AM
woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull
 
2013-01-01 09:58:32 AM
 
2013-01-01 10:00:46 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: I do it with 3 helpings of this :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

Nice : )


they just released that- glad you liked it . South Africa is joining the 21st century .
which is nice . Zef Side, yáll
Video related NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
 
2013-01-01 10:01:02 AM

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Kiss your liver goodbye.
 
2013-01-01 10:01:12 AM

fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull


Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (
 
2013-01-01 10:02:09 AM

NOVanHelsing: Lots of unwed mothers come September?


Not even close. My youthgroup have all signed purity declarations declaring they won't have sex until marriage. I know this is hard to understand on fark but not everyone has to "party" to have fun.
 
2013-01-01 10:02:21 AM
I find that Milk Thistle before you drink, water while you drink are a good way to start.
In the morning hot boiled eggs and link sausages and grits with butter and salt. This with more milk thistle and an energy drink for the vitamin B.

Then about 3 hours after you no longer feel any symptoms, start slamming water. Drink at least 3 liters of water and as many as 5 if you can tolerate it. This will flush out all the toxins the milk thistle prevented from destroying your liver.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:08 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

They were open for biz, chicky!

Now it's just you and me.

Heh, congrats, truthfully I can't believe I'm up at this early hour especially since I was drinking the hard stuff just like maybe 5 hours ago, oh well
/ cheers : )


I didn't figure you to be up either, but while we're here *clink*!
 
2013-01-01 10:07:05 AM
Oldie but greatie - lindsay buckingham go insane  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU17vvq-Ts
 
2013-01-01 10:11:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull

Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (


I only have one place, and they usually close by like 10. Drunk me didn't even think about pizza last night.

/waiting for chinese places to open
 
2013-01-01 10:13:00 AM

alienated: Oldie but greatie - lindsay buckingham go insane  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU17vvq-Ts


God I haven't heard this in forever and the Die Antwoord was interesting and pretty cool : )

It's party time
 
2013-01-01 10:13:54 AM
The Shadows - Scotch on the Socks
 
2013-01-01 10:14:06 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
[i50.tinypic.com image 500x307]


Oh wow, they still do the X's on the hands for straight edge. Brings me back to my teenage days in the 80's. Anyway, you are right, stick with the plan and stay the hell away from alcohol and other drugs. Though allow yourself some caffeine if you have that kind of tolerance. Life without tea and coffee is just not right.

But poking hungover badgers on new years day just tells me you like fighting. Easy on that. Lots of the straight edge punks I knew ended up ruining their life by fighting and getting a criminal record.
 
2013-01-01 10:17:19 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )


Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz
 
2013-01-01 10:17:41 AM

Scruffinator: tinfoil-hat maggie: fenwicooo: woke up and found a note i left to myself, apparently drunk me ordered hungover me a pizza and hid it under a leatucce in the fridge.

drunk me is awesome!, hungover me is thankfull

Damn, I'm gonna have to have a talk with my drunk self I'm never that thoughtful, granted we don't have any good pizza available for delivery here : (

I only have one place, and they usually close by like 10. Drunk me didn't even think about pizza last night.

/waiting for chinese places to open


How long do you have to wait?
 
2013-01-01 10:18:16 AM
I'm sick with stomach flu and was puking my guts out at 5 pm last night without a drop to drink. So.. should I eat a piece of toast or claim my New Years Resolution was to lose 5 lbs.

If I am ever able to drink again I fight hangovers with oatmeal, a long walk, and lots of water. And Aleve which is a million times better than Tylenol. As a little girl I get hungover so easily that I usually have only 2-3 beers max *or* start drinking two waters for every drink to avoid dying next to my toilet.
 
2013-01-01 10:18:59 AM

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz


dAmmit. i should have gotten some vitamins
 
2013-01-01 10:20:58 AM

spidermilk: I'm sick with stomach flu and was puking my guts out at 5 pm last night without a drop to drink. So.. should I eat a piece of toast or claim my New Years Resolution was to lose 5 lbs.

If I am ever able to drink again I fight hangovers with oatmeal, a long walk, and lots of water. And Aleve which is a million times better than Tylenol. As a little girl I get hungover so easily that I usually have only 2-3 beers max *or* start drinking two waters for every drink to avoid dying next to my toilet.


stomach flu sucks, get better and stop contaminating the tntrad
 
2013-01-01 10:21:17 AM
I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.
 
2013-01-01 10:21:53 AM

libranoelrose: get better and stop contaminating the tntrad


The what now?
 
2013-01-01 10:22:58 AM
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Alligator Wine
 
2013-01-01 10:23:43 AM

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: libranoelrose: tinfoil-hat maggie: My buzz from last night hasn't worn of and well I'm about to start drinking again : )

Irish cream in my coffee and I'm a happy girl : )

I was finished with the hard stuff, dammit!

i don't feel like drinking beers.

Do you think QT is is open for biz yet?

Oh I consider Baileys and stuff like that hard stuff.

I have no idea what a QT is and I guess it depends on what part of the country you live in.

Beer and Makers mark for later in the day, I'm not gonna worry about tomorrow : )

Bloody Mary breakfast for me

/you know, for teh vitaminz


Damn, I knew I forgot something important, although for some reason I can never make a good Bloody Mary, I always have too much or too little of something.
 
2013-01-01 10:24:25 AM
Blind Willie McTell - I Keep On Drinkin'
 
2013-01-01 10:25:38 AM
Uggh....

Oh, Hi Maggie.
 
2013-01-01 10:26:03 AM
The best thing? Try to stay up 'til you're a bit sober-ish. Even a little bit helps.

My cure? Habitant Pea Soup and crackers with lots of water and gravol.

This morning? Well, acid has this way of letting me not get too stupid, even with booze. So I feel fine!!
I shall spend the day watching Simpsons reruns and playing video games!

Oh, and lots of weed. Can't forget that.

Happy New Year!!
 
2013-01-01 10:26:58 AM
put you hand on a table and smack it with a hammer, your head want hurt any more
 
2013-01-01 10:27:57 AM
John Lee Hooker - Whiskey & Wimmen
 
2013-01-01 10:28:04 AM

Beerguy: Uggh....

Oh, Hi Maggie.


Morning Hon ; )

Pandora's Litterbox:
Love your tunes : )
 
2013-01-01 10:28:37 AM

kxs401: People will give you sh*tty advice like "drink water." F*ck that, you need a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, at least one hashbrown, and a large coke with extra ice. The challenge is getting up while McDonald's is serving breakfast.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-01 10:28:55 AM

Beerguy: Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.


Add poached eggs under that gravy and you'll have country eggs benedict. Yummy!
 
2013-01-01 10:30:52 AM

Scruffinator: Buffet: Albert Einstein said: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

We don't expect different results. Hence hangover cures.


Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
 
2013-01-01 10:31:08 AM
Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!
 
2013-01-01 10:32:04 AM

abhorrent1: libranoelrose: get better and stop contaminating the tntrad

The what now?


the thrnead

you know whaat i ment

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn, I knew I forgot something important, although for some reason I can never make a good Bloody Mary, I always have too much or too little of something.


I'm trying to make this work with grapefruit juice
 
2013-01-01 10:33:21 AM

Bwahaha: Sonshine, what manner of bullshiat is this, not everyone has to "party" to have fun ?

as to original point of the thread, the key , as often mentioned above, is re-hydration. There are all sorts of ways of doing that, from an icy cold beer to half a gallon of gatorade. And anything on the McDonalds' menu- helps evacuate the bowels. Give me a double big mac, and 45 minutes later, I am a new man, at least a pound lighter, if you know what I mean.

//happy new year!


 Happy New year!
 
2013-01-01 10:34:14 AM
no respect for anybody that eats mcdonalds, the pros eat waffle house
 
2013-01-01 10:35:13 AM

libranoelrose: How long do you have to wait?


Till about 11am local time(half hour). I got video games to distract me in the meantime.

Buffet: Logical (somehow?) answer. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!


Thanks! I'll be fine after I eat and shower.

Shakespeare's Sister: I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.


I want to party with you.
 
2013-01-01 10:35:14 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.
 
2013-01-01 10:37:00 AM

varmitydog: Scruffinator: How old is the boy? What you described is the rite of passage in some cultures.

He's 17. He worked a catering job in town and got back right before 5 am which is why I'm letting him sleep.


1. you make me thankful that I learned to hide my vices from my parents ( to a certain degree only, obviously)
2. instead of ice water, might i suggest an airhorn?
 
2013-01-01 10:39:00 AM

jimmyego: Hook up to an saline IV before bed, or after is quick cure. So I've heard from an army doctor.


I prefer a D5W IV, but to each his own.
 
2013-01-01 10:39:15 AM
Laurel Aitken Drinkin' Whisky

Laurel Aitken More Whisky
 
2013-01-01 10:41:26 AM
 
2013-01-01 10:41:58 AM
Being an alcoholic, I can tell you, that hangovers are the reason all true alcoholics start drinking when they wake up. They need to feel better. So they drink a little to feel better. Now that they are feeling better....Why not have another...and another. Pass out. Wake up. Rinse. Repeat. And there you have it. Best advice---don't drink to feel better. Feel like crap so that you remember to drink in moderation if at all.
 
2013-01-01 10:42:34 AM
Mix up whiskey and gatorade then butt chugg that shiat, hombre. Get them electrolytes all up in your colon and intestine.
 
2013-01-01 10:42:56 AM

Gordon Bennett: Irn Bru

[www.studyglasgow.co.uk image 597x519]

plus a full Scottish breakfast

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Works every time.


Came here to say this .... learn from the experts (Irn-Bru is from Glasgow)
 
2013-01-01 10:43:07 AM
 
2013-01-01 10:43:46 AM
Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...
 
2013-01-01 10:44:01 AM
1) Wake up and have nourishment, Root beer float and a bacon cheeseburger works nicely.
2) brush teeth and have some water.
3) Engage in some hangover sex...its awesome.
4)Back to sleep.
5)Go back and repeat steps 1-4.
 
2013-01-01 10:44:49 AM
#5 from Whataburger, ketchup, cheese and bacon only, large coke. A thick n' hearty will work equally as well.
 
2013-01-01 10:45:23 AM

Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.


Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.
 
2013-01-01 10:45:35 AM

Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...


The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins
 
2013-01-01 10:51:16 AM

Scruffinator: Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...

The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins


Oh yeah....I got Far Cry 3 yesterday before the drinking started. It is wicked good.
 
2013-01-01 10:51:18 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.

Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.


I'm already drinking to cure my hangover, so I would probably send it to the wrong address :)
 
2013-01-01 10:55:06 AM
Sticks McGhee - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Johnny Burnette - Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Malcolm Yelvington and the Star Rhythm Boys - Drinkin' Wine Spodee-O-Dee

Hank Williams III - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Jerry Lee Lewis - Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee
 
2013-01-01 10:55:32 AM

Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie: Civil_War2_Time: tinfoil-hat maggie

In a 16 oz. salted-rim glass: 8 oz. of Zing-Zang, 2.5 oz. Vodak, three green olives, two celery stalks, couple splashes of Tobasco, and ice to top it off.

It is always perfect.

Make me one and have it brought to me : )

I know how to make them I just usually can't when I really need one.

I'm already drinking to cure my hangover, so I would probably send it to the wrong address :)


Heh, I know what you mean, cheers : )
 
2013-01-01 10:58:06 AM
DON"T DRINK IN EXCESS, SUBBY ! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW ?
 
2013-01-01 10:58:44 AM
 
2013-01-01 11:02:45 AM
I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.
 
2013-01-01 11:03:44 AM

lantawa: Put the Lime in the Coconut hangover remedy, with BONUS gorillas that probably look like some of you good folk, heh


Do you have any idea how many famous songs Harry Nilson wrote?
 
2013-01-01 11:03:48 AM
Tony Tribe Red, Red Wine

Thanks, Mags.

May you (all) have a great year.
 
2013-01-01 11:04:26 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie

Cheers to you, too! *clink*
 
2013-01-01 11:05:50 AM

Gordon Bennett: Irn Bru

[www.studyglasgow.co.uk image 597x519]

plus a full Scottish breakfast

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Works every time.


No potato scone? That's just wrong. I have you favourited in a becoming light blue as 'funny & caramel wafer fan", I may have to reconsider that as "doesn't understand the need for a tattie scone in a well balanced breakfast".
 
2013-01-01 11:06:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 11:09:12 AM
Albert Collins: I aint drunk ...

Happy New Year to all you Farkers and Farkettes!
 
2013-01-01 11:09:39 AM
(Perhaps) more later.

For now I'll leave y'all with

The Pogues - Streams of Whiskey  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt6osXyGJwI
 
2013-01-01 11:11:54 AM

libranoelrose: Do you have any idea how many famous songs Harry Nilson wrote?


I'm getting an idea. Was this guy related to Harry Nilsson? *snark, snark*

Here's Nilsson's Wiki page
 
2013-01-01 11:12:21 AM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


I have come to love that cat ; )

/So perfect.
 
2013-01-01 11:15:09 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: [i48.tinypic.com image 304x450]

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?

I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.


wow, you are either dumb as a stump or have no humor meter... which is it?
 
2013-01-01 11:18:13 AM
Moar drinkin' songs Some say the devil is dead : )
 
2013-01-01 11:19:20 AM
Menudo and beer, menudo and beer...
 
2013-01-01 11:19:41 AM
Just bought Rage and the Crysis pack on the Steam Flash sale. These sales need to end so I stop buying games.
 
2013-01-01 11:21:57 AM

Scruffinator: Just bought Rage and the Crysis pack on the Steam Flash sale. These sales need to end so I stop buying games.


that is a very weird hangover cure
 
2013-01-01 11:23:04 AM

Orgasmatron138: I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.


5-hour energy? Doesn't that have caffeine in it?
 
2013-01-01 11:25:48 AM
Great Party!

McClintock get more boose.
 
2013-01-01 11:27:34 AM
 
2013-01-01 11:31:59 AM
If you can get your shiat together enough to make it to the kitchen, all you need to do is feed. A solid breakfast meal like Eggs, Bacon, toast..whatever your stomach can handle but ya gotta eat.

Before/While you're cooking take an advil and smoke a joint*. This will distract you enough while the advil does its thing and will prep you for the feast. Juice and/or fruit is good too munch on as well. You did a real number on yourself so replenish and take it easy until it passes.

*optional. A hot shower works too and lets you feel human again.
 
2013-01-01 11:32:41 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: Louis Jordan - What's The Use Of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again?)

Nice work, all.


Damn, never heard that love it : )
 
2013-01-01 11:36:14 AM
I discovered this one many, many years ago.

It worked so well I was headed for trouble because I could drink A LOT, take the cure and start drinking again.

Before bed:

4 aspirin
Vitamin B-12 or multi tablet - I think lquid 'B' under the tongue might work, too
As much water as you can stand
Go to sleep
Wake up; possibly a little tired but NO head ache and no upset stomach.
 
2013-01-01 11:41:51 AM
 
2013-01-01 11:43:37 AM
Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?
i911.photobucket.com
/go ahead laff, I dinna cair
//4 day weekend
///woot
 
2013-01-01 11:49:17 AM

MadameX: Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?
[i911.photobucket.com image 500x378]
/go ahead laff, I dinna cair
//4 day weekend
///woot


LoL, I've been drunk since that Mayan Apocalypse thing.

Unfortunately it's almost time to sober up and reenter the real world.
 
2013-01-01 11:58:19 AM
crisisboom.files.wordpress.com
No head No hangover.
 
2013-01-01 12:04:41 PM
www.ladyblitz.com

Full English with a pint of mixed orange juice and lemonade, then horizontal for a while whilst your body goes to war with itself
 
2013-01-01 12:07:26 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: SockMonkeyHolocaust: [i48.tinypic.com image 304x450]

HindiDiscoMonster:

ok, so it's something in the ink or the shape or the tattoo?

/is this magical cure permanent?

I'll try to work something from the Oatmeal into my posts. That seems about your speed.

wow, you are either dumb as a stump or have no humor meter... which is it?


Both, have you never met one of these guys?

Thick as hell, no sense of humor, anger issues and a fear of mind altering substances. We get it, you guys can't handle drinking or drugs, they're just too much for you. Typical human response; "People are having fun doing something I hate, what losers. I'm going to find people just like me and we can hate those people and that activity together, and boy will we feel superior. We can even espouse a feeling of uniqueness even though what we are doing is neither new nor unique." (hell, even Hitler was a strait edge, that's right I Godwined it)

"Where's my sharpie, the left X is fading, then how will people know where I stand on substance use? You know it's not that important that I don't imbibe. It is immensely important however, that PEOPLE KNOW I don't imbibe, otherwise the X's are for nothing. It's not enough that I have made a decision about my life, I need to be asked about that decision and I need to feel superior about the fact that I made it. I need to preach my values and superiority to others."

/reminds me of the religious right
//except no sky farie
 
2013-01-01 12:07:56 PM

MissFeasance: Emer


This.

Super orange mixed in orange gatorade is awesome.
 
2013-01-01 12:08:51 PM
Shakespeare's Sister: I was the DD, so I was sober. However, it costs my friends a shiat ton of money for me to delete the vids I took with my cell phone while they were drunk. How much is it worth to you for your wife/husband not to see you doing this *shows vid* last night?

biatch? Maybe. But I start the new year with money.  I am not always the DD. There have been many new years days that I have had to open the wallet and pay for something to be deleted.

I want to party with you.


I would love it. I am recently divorced and a natural red head. It is time to hit the clubs.
 
2013-01-01 12:09:11 PM

Gordinho: [www.ladyblitz.com image 593x466]

Full English with a pint of mixed orange juice and lemonade, then horizontal for a while whilst your body goes to war with itself


The one up-thread had beans.....I was under the impression there would be beans.......

/if it's not Scottish it's crap
 
2013-01-01 12:12:13 PM

MadameX: Jus git drunk agin. Like me. No pain.
Wat good is NYD widout a gud buzz/angover?


Was my favorite back in the day.
Boilermakers now in moderation.
 
2013-01-01 12:15:44 PM
 
2013-01-01 12:20:54 PM
Wynonie Harris - Quiet Whiskey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7z2HkOsRBA
 
2013-01-01 12:25:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Orgasmatron138: I've never found anything to cure the hangover from being really, really, drunk. But, if I just had a few too many, and have a headache and eyeballs that feel like they're rolling in broken glass, usually I take Alka-Selzer with one Ibuprofin right when I get up. After 20-30 minutes, I make bacon and start sipping Gatorade. That usually gets me feeling better. Oh, and I don't drink coffee, even though I'm addicted to caffeine. Coffee will further dehydrate you, which is bad. I drink a 5-hour energy instead.

As soon as I'm hungry, it's full-on greasy breakfast. And more gatorade and water. If it still hasn't gone away by the afternoon, a second dose of alka-selzer and ibuprofin and a nap.

5-hour energy? Doesn't that have caffeine in it?


It does, but it's a matter of volume. Instead of drinking 2-3 cup of coffee, I'm only doing a little energy shot and going straight to hydrating liquid.

Speaking of which, I have a friend who used to be in the army. He was friends with a bunch of guys who were medical staff. He said they used to go out drinking late, then would all attach themselves to IVs when they got back. He said that always helped with hangovers.
 
2013-01-01 12:29:21 PM
Van Morrison - There Stands The Glass (Webb Pierce cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ul-LS7UG6g
 
2013-01-01 12:29:33 PM
Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.
 
2013-01-01 12:32:58 PM
i1163.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 12:39:36 PM

Spiralmonkey: may have to reconsider that as "doesn't understand the need for a tattie scone in a well balanced breakfast".


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 12:40:54 PM

igorknowsall: Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.


2  what red sauce?
 
2013-01-01 12:46:45 PM

libranoelrose: igorknowsall: Bloody Mary. It's the only way....

1 oz Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch peppers
1 stalk celery

Add Vodka, tomato juice, red hot sauce, green hot sauce, worchester sauce, lemon juice, pinch of salt, pinch of pepper.

Pour back and forth between two mixing glasses.

Strain into an ice-filled highball glass.

Garnish with celery stalk.


Drink a couple of these and you'll be fine.

2  what red sauce?


Drops sorry... hungover
 
2013-01-01 12:48:52 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: HindiDiscoMonster: very edgy... i missed the hangover cure though... could you point it out?

Here, let me spell it out for you weaklings.
[i50.tinypic.com image 500x307]


Straight-edge hand tattoos are like saying, "Hey, if anyone were to offer me a job, I could at least totally pass the drug test. If it wasn't for these pesky hand tattoos."
 
2013-01-01 12:57:16 PM
Has anyone suggested not drinking so damn much?

/because not drinking so much wont give you a hangover
//unless your liver is already fried
///bunch of alchies
////and stoners
 
2013-01-01 01:09:18 PM

Beerguy: Scruffinator: Beerguy: Ok, so...as I survey the aftermath of last nights events, I apparently bought a bunch of games on the Steam sale and for some reason my blood pressure monitor is on my desk.

Hmmmm...

The Farcry 3 single player is awesome, if that's one of the games you picked up.

/new flash sales in 20 mins

Oh yeah....I got Far Cry 3 yesterday before the drinking started. It is wicked good.



I took a slight break because I didn't want to get burned out and loose the Awesomeness factor.

Just started doing chained take-downs with knife throws. Haven't even done a grenade push or pistol grab. It is SO much fun creeping around via the stealth game. When I blow a stealth outpost run I am not happy.
 
2013-01-01 01:23:13 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: Wynonie Harris - Don't Take My Whiskey Away From Me


Heh, I love this song, especially since I started drinking my Makers Mark, it's been along time since I passed out twice in one day.

but I swear I'll play the wild rover no more
 
2013-01-01 01:32:26 PM
 
2013-01-01 02:05:25 PM
Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.
 
2013-01-01 02:25:02 PM

try fect taa daa: Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.


I get the same shiat, you probably have a sensitivity to the tannin in the wine...

If you really enjoy wine, try this stuff and see if you get any ill effects. It is virtually tannin free and doesn't do to me what other wines do.
If you got that effect from white wine then I don't know what to tell you. I don't think whites have tannin in them.
 
2013-01-01 02:28:37 PM
Preventative:
Water chasers
Absorbing food like bread, rice, etc
Start strong then taper off (liquor before beer)
Multivitamin, Milk Thistle, and Lecithin

Curative Measures:
Milk or Gatorade
Multivitamin, Milk Thistle, and Lecithin
Seltzer water or water with a dash of salt and lemon juice (The bubbles cleanse the liver I swear)
2 Aspirin (DO NOT TAKE ANY OTHER OTC MEDS, THEY FARK WITH THE LIVER)
Big greasy breakfast
Coffee or Tea with water chaser
 
2013-01-01 02:32:49 PM

try fect taa daa: Had a few glasses of wine last night. Couple hours later, roaring headache, and some uncontrollable shaking. Think I recognize an allergy...

No hangover, but some scary ass symptoms last night.


Was it red wine? You might have an allergy to tannins, red wine also makes for a horrible hangover headache.
 
2013-01-01 02:34:19 PM
Did anyone mention cocaine? That shiat will cure a hangover immediately, great for weight loss too.......I'm not sure what else it's used for and the people at CVS go all gonzo when you ask them for it......
 
2013-01-01 02:38:33 PM
Not hungover.


/don't even drink
 
2013-01-01 02:54:37 PM

Avery614: Did anyone mention cocaine? That shiat will cure a hangover immediately, great for weight loss too.......I'm not sure what else it's used for and the people at CVS go all gonzo when you ask them for it......


I prefer Cocaine and Vaseline Maybe NSFW lyrics
 
2013-01-01 02:56:20 PM
And I don't think this has been played yet : )
/So drunk again...
 
2013-01-01 03:13:35 PM
NYE and St. Patty's Day.

Also known as Amateur Nights.
 
2013-01-01 03:31:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXfySaQ1HA

The Clancy Brothers - Whiskey, You're The Devil
 
2013-01-01 03:32:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDKeAPonu_8

Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear?
 
2013-01-01 03:37:38 PM
Any food that produces orange grease. Pizza, steak n cheese etc... Must be consumed while butt wasted. Pretty much kills the hangover. Along with some water.
 
2013-01-01 03:38:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z25skmgle5E

Corky Jones - Rhythm and Booze
 
2013-01-01 03:41:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Qz9LwzMN4

Nina Simone - Gin House Blues
 
2013-01-01 03:51:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0no-y5X1Ow Jimmy Liggins - Drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWTbNV_gwDk Floyd Dixon - Hey Bartender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gz6Wndg3Q Buck Owens - Cigareettes, Whiskey and Wild Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKD_o4gbcSE George Jones & Willie Nelson - I Gotta Get Drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
 
2013-01-01 04:01:04 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Qz9LwzMN4

Nina Simone - Gin House Blues


You're awesome I can't control myself : )
 
2013-01-01 04:10:13 PM
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot
 
2013-01-01 04:18:54 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot


Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers
 
2013-01-01 04:26:40 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers


I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.
 
2013-01-01 04:34:13 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.


Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )
 
2013-01-01 04:50:25 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.

Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )


cinemaslasher.files.wordpress.com
/We all go a little mad sometimes...
 
2013-01-01 05:09:39 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: tinfoil-hat maggie: HindiDiscoMonster: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

/Tomorrow there will be hell to pay
//Hot

Wow, I haven't heard them in forever. And yea gonna have hell to pay, but that's tomorrow ; )
/Cheers

I bought the album back in 96 I think when it came out. Heard it and was hooked. It's soo unique, different.

Yea, that have been about the time, the 90's were weird for me I was unsound
/Still trying to get better : )

[cinemaslasher.files.wordpress.com image 682x344]
/We all go a little mad sometimes...


Heh, I'm crazy but that's okay : )
 
2013-01-01 05:13:58 PM

L.D. Ablo: Hair of the dog


When I have a hangover, hair of the dog is absurd to me: I can't even THINK about more booze.

/Try me that evening, however
 
2013-01-01 05:39:17 PM
One-fourth the calories of Gatorade, four times the electrolytes, same price.

i816.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 06:01:18 PM
Came for the immature quasi-hypocrytical-soon-to-go-to-college-and-get-hammered-and-farked Christian 15 year olds telling me JUST DON'T DRINK; left hung-over...
 
2013-01-01 06:32:55 PM
I have THE miracle hangover cure:

Wake up, have a cold beer. I call it a "Beeracle."

If that isn't an option try 3 advil and a vitamin B right before bed, I always wake up feeling incredible.

I am, by the way, a serious alcoholic. Norwegian, can't help it, it is in my DNA.
 
2013-01-01 06:40:14 PM
So many Farkers are suggesting a greasy breakfast, but how do you manage to eat that if you're nauseous when you wake up and don't have some of Mother Nature's Finest available?
 
2013-01-01 06:46:16 PM

trekkiecougar: So many Farkers are suggesting a greasy breakfast, but how do you manage to eat that if you're nauseous when you wake up and don't have some of Mother Nature's Finest available?


Puke first then enjoy : ) Or just stay drunk that's what I'm doing ; P
 
2013-01-01 07:33:54 PM

His Sonshine: Here's the best way to avoid a hangover. Come be a part of my lock-in. Every year my youth group gets "locked in" to a a fun place, like this year it was in our church's activity center. We play games, have refreshments, an it's a lot of fun. And guess what? The refreshments don't have and don't need alcohol. Problem solved, (shakes dust off hands and walks away sober self-righteous and satisfied smug)


FTFY.

By the way... doesn't your book of fables written by the imaginary sky wizard say something about being self-righteous and smug? As in... it's something the sky wizard frowns upon?
 
2013-01-01 07:44:09 PM
Half a bottle of wine and 3 Xanax.
 
2013-01-01 07:49:46 PM

St. Celery: Half a bottle of wine and 3 Xanax.


Is that to get started again?
 
2013-01-01 08:08:57 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie:

Is that to get started again?


No, that was breakfast. Then I took a nap. Back on solid food again and that kill me because I'm crawling out of my skin feeling is gone.
 
2013-01-01 08:14:24 PM

St. Celery: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Is that to get started again?

No, that was breakfast. Then I took a nap. Back on solid food again and that kill me because I'm crawling out of my skin feeling is gone.


Oh, yea never did like xanax much, I try and stay away from pills these days. Granted I do take citralopram now but that's just to help me not be so crazy : )
 
2013-01-01 08:23:11 PM
Being a functioning alcoholic is the way to go.
 
2013-01-01 08:33:36 PM
www.fark.com/comments/7512112/Are-you-pondering-what-Im-pondering this thread
 
2013-01-02 12:46:47 AM

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Doing that can quite literally kill you. Never take Tylenol with alcohol, ever.
 
2013-01-02 12:52:43 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.


You are 18 and therefore know nothing of value to anyone. Shut up.
 
2013-01-02 01:36:29 AM

Ronin FF: SockMonkeyHolocaust: These guys are weak. Im 18, been straight edge since freshman year, and it wasn't because it was some bullshiat fad. Straight Edge is a foundation, it's a title that is to be carried by those with the heart and determination to keep their flag flying through the hardest weather. Too many kids claim edge these days, thinking that it's something they can do for a short period of time. Militant Straight Edge, that's all bullshiat put forth by those who don't understand. I go to shows, I mosh, I love it, but i never farking attack people because they have different beliefs. Being Straight Edge, doesn't mean that you're a farking drug fighting vigilanty, it means that you have chosen to live a life of purity and commitment. All in all, selling out is for the weak. All these guys are doing is making excuses for themselves, you couldnt keep the edge, then you never were. You broke because you thought that Straight Edge was getting a bad wrap... then instead of quiting, why not do what you said you did before when you became edge... be an individual. Just because there are edgers farking some dude up for lighting a smoke doesn't mean you have too. These guys are the exact opposite of Straight Edge... farking mindless sheep who do nothing but follow.

You are 18 and therefore know nothing of value to anyone. Shut up.


If only it was possible to remain sober without becoming a lifestyler.
 
2013-01-02 03:29:38 AM
I duct tape a pair of headphones to my head and then crank Celine Dion. I leave them on until her tunderous wailings have burned out all the bad in me. All the good, too, now that I think about it. And the will to live.

Works every time.
 
2013-01-02 06:13:59 AM
Got in at 540 am
up at 1030 for a snog with the lass
wake n bake then hit the shower
steak/eggs and brews at the union st. pub in old town
wine, champagne, movies, bake a turkey
..noms..
port, bedtime

this day brought to you by the magic of thc
best hangover cure evar
 
2013-01-02 08:26:39 AM
@Avery614 admittedly, the photo wasn't the best example...I should have at least picked one with mushrooms. Beans? optional extra for me, not in anyway mandatory. Scottish, English and Irish brekkies are all pretty well much variations of the same theme. I think the Scots do the Lorne sausage instead of bangers and the irish brekkies I've had always had black and white pudding...

om nom nom nom
 
2013-01-02 07:53:57 PM

Spiralmonkey: Gordon Bennett: Irn Bru

[www.studyglasgow.co.uk image 597x519]

plus a full Scottish breakfast

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Works every time.

No potato scone? That's just wrong. I have you favourited in a becoming light blue as 'funny & caramel wafer fan", I may have to reconsider that as "doesn't understand the need for a tattie scone in a well balanced breakfast".


Tattie scones are glorious, but it's simply impossible to find the ideal picture. I chose one with lovely texture and detail. One of these days I will source the perfect breakfast photo.
 
2013-01-02 08:25:07 PM
Why don't we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens?
 
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